Two Elves and a Computer
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
1,861
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Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
It’s not suppose to make sense it was for my warped amusement.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir R=Rumil O=Orophin C=Celeborn)
(N) Rumil and Orophin can be seen typing at the computer mouths open.
(R) Wow…that was…. Ummm…
(O) Yes it was…ummm… We should show it to Haldir….
(R) I don’t know I don’t think…
(O) Of course he would. He has been terribly upset since they killed him off…
(R) I think if you show him that it may kill him f Of course he would. He has been terribly upset since they killed him off…
(R) I think if you show him that it may kill him for real….
(O) I don’t know. He was always fond of Lord Celeborn.
(R) Not that of of him….
(O) Hmmmmm.. maybe not….
(N) Meanwhile a face appears in the window.
(C) I will teach him to steal my shirts. *Leans in to listen glaring at Rumil who is wearing another of his shirts. *
(R) I wonder what Lord Celeborn thinks of these stories.
(O) I think he would be flattered. L
(R) I somehow doubt it. Although it would give him something to distract himself.
(O) I think he has plenty to distract himself with. He has Galadriel after
(R) * L*
(O) What is so funny?
(R ) You must be the oth other person besides Celeborn who doesn’t know.
(O) Know what?
(R) Galadriel has been sleeping with Erestor for the past 200 years.
(O) Erestor? * Shocked look* I don’t believe it
(C) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!* Forgetting he is hanging on to the window he lets go. *
(N) *There is a crash and an loud yelp from out side the window as Celeborn falls in to the rose bushes below. *
(O) I don’t think i a s a secret anymore! *Rushing over to the window. *
(N) Celeborn stands pulling some of the thorns out of tender places
(C) That’s it I am going to become gay!!!!
(O)* Sticking his head out. * Lord Celeborn what a pleasant surprise!!!
(C) I AM GOING TO KILL ERESTOR!! AND WHY DOES RUMIL HAVE ALL MY SHIRTS?!?!
(O) I don’t know but I will find out.
(C) I will be back for them!! *Storms off*
(O) Rumil.Why do you have Lord Celeborns shirts.
(R) Galadriel gave to to me. She said they looked cuter on me. *EG*
(N) Haldir arrives pausing at the conversation before opening the door.
(O) You didn’t did you??
(R) Only once…
(O) And was Erestor there to?
(R) Oh no It was Alindra…
(N) The door opens suddenly.
(H) Did I just hear you say you slept with Galadriel and Legolas’s wife.
(R ) Maybe…
(H) At The same time?
(R) Possibly….
(H) Are you stupid?!
(R) No just drunk and horney.
(O)*Tries not to laugh * Well this has turned in to a most interesting day.
(R) *Trying to quickly change the subject * Did you hear about the newest story we read brother?
(H) I don’t want to and quit trying to change the subject.
(R) But it was you and Treebeard. It was lovely brother.
(H) *Groans * Will the torture never end. Is there anyone I haven’t slept with in people’s evil imaginations?
(O) Well you haven’t slept with Asfaloth.
) Wh) Who did that?
(O) Arwen* shrugs. *
(H) Well it’s nice to know I have a little dignity left.
(R) Erestor won’t have much left when Lord Celeborn finds him.
(H) How did he find out?
(R) He was spying on us while we were talking about it.
(H) Well I should tell Legolas before he does something stupid.
(R) Are you sure that is a good idea?
(H) *EG * I think it is a good idea Rumil…
(N) Orophin sits shaking his head staring at more fanfic as another fight ensues between Haldir and Rumil.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
It’s not suppose to make sense it was for my warped amusement.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir R=Rumil O=Orophin C=Celeborn)
(N) Rumil and Orophin can be seen typing at the computer mouths open.
(R) Wow…that was…. Ummm…
(O) Yes it was…ummm… We should show it to Haldir….
(R) I don’t know I don’t think…
(O) Of course he would. He has been terribly upset since they killed him off…
(R) I think if you show him that it may kill him f Of course he would. He has been terribly upset since they killed him off…
(R) I think if you show him that it may kill him for real….
(O) I don’t know. He was always fond of Lord Celeborn.
(R) Not that of of him….
(O) Hmmmmm.. maybe not….
(N) Meanwhile a face appears in the window.
(C) I will teach him to steal my shirts. *Leans in to listen glaring at Rumil who is wearing another of his shirts. *
(R) I wonder what Lord Celeborn thinks of these stories.
(O) I think he would be flattered. L
(R) I somehow doubt it. Although it would give him something to distract himself.
(O) I think he has plenty to distract himself with. He has Galadriel after
(R) * L*
(O) What is so funny?
(R ) You must be the oth other person besides Celeborn who doesn’t know.
(O) Know what?
(R) Galadriel has been sleeping with Erestor for the past 200 years.
(O) Erestor? * Shocked look* I don’t believe it
(C) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!* Forgetting he is hanging on to the window he lets go. *
(N) *There is a crash and an loud yelp from out side the window as Celeborn falls in to the rose bushes below. *
(O) I don’t think i a s a secret anymore! *Rushing over to the window. *
(N) Celeborn stands pulling some of the thorns out of tender places
(C) That’s it I am going to become gay!!!!
(O)* Sticking his head out. * Lord Celeborn what a pleasant surprise!!!
(C) I AM GOING TO KILL ERESTOR!! AND WHY DOES RUMIL HAVE ALL MY SHIRTS?!?!
(O) I don’t know but I will find out.
(C) I will be back for them!! *Storms off*
(O) Rumil.Why do you have Lord Celeborns shirts.
(R) Galadriel gave to to me. She said they looked cuter on me. *EG*
(N) Haldir arrives pausing at the conversation before opening the door.
(O) You didn’t did you??
(R) Only once…
(O) And was Erestor there to?
(R) Oh no It was Alindra…
(N) The door opens suddenly.
(H) Did I just hear you say you slept with Galadriel and Legolas’s wife.
(R ) Maybe…
(H) At The same time?
(R) Possibly….
(H) Are you stupid?!
(R) No just drunk and horney.
(O)*Tries not to laugh * Well this has turned in to a most interesting day.
(R) *Trying to quickly change the subject * Did you hear about the newest story we read brother?
(H) I don’t want to and quit trying to change the subject.
(R) But it was you and Treebeard. It was lovely brother.
(H) *Groans * Will the torture never end. Is there anyone I haven’t slept with in people’s evil imaginations?
(O) Well you haven’t slept with Asfaloth.
) Wh) Who did that?
(O) Arwen* shrugs. *
(H) Well it’s nice to know I have a little dignity left.
(R) Erestor won’t have much left when Lord Celeborn finds him.
(H) How did he find out?
(R) He was spying on us while we were talking about it.
(H) Well I should tell Legolas before he does something stupid.
(R) Are you sure that is a good idea?
(H) *EG * I think it is a good idea Rumil…
(N) Orophin sits shaking his head staring at more fanfic as another fight ensues between Haldir and Rumil.