The Corruption and Degredation of Mary Sue
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Category:
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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
42
Views:
1,611
Reviews:
46
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Deluded Airs and Graces
Chapter 6: Deluded Airs and Graces
“Listen, I need to head back to the house,” said Legolas, pulling himself off of Celebelen and locating his trousers. “I’ve just realised I’m late for a meeting with… Elrond,” he lied fluidly.
Celebelen turned over to try and regard him through bleary and confused eyes. She felt cheap and violateut aut at the same time she was ecstatic. Legolas clearly loved her! It was obvious! He’d said such beautiful things to her in elvish and while she’d felt humiliated and degraded during the sodomy, she would endure far worse for the popularity she was sure to achieve as Legolas’s wife. She smiled at the elf.
“I love you,” she whispered.
“That’s great. Look, I’ll see you later,” said Legolas, standing up as he pulled on his trousers. He hurried off, securing them arouns was waist as he went. Celebelen felt slightly hurt but then, he was a prince after all so he obviously had things to ad tod to and she had no doubt that they would later meet for a secret tryst under the stars where he would speak more beautiful poetry to her and gently make love to her under the velvet night sky.
She comforted herself with these delusions as she dressed, then began to head back towards the house.
“Oh hello. Are you settling in?” inquired Elrond, heading to his shed and passing by Celebelen.
“I’ve just had the most wonderful time with Legolas,” she sighed dramatically, clasping her hands and tilting her blonde head to the side.
“That’s lovely dear. See you later,” said Elrond absently. He was polite but the last thing he wanted to do was engage the vapid creature in more conversation. He had vastly more important things to get on with.
Celebelen, mildly miffed Elrond wasn’t interested in hearing how deeply in love she was, headed indoors. She supposed she should find that horrible Kalina and see if she had found her a bedroom yet. She headed back vaguely in the direction of Kalina’s bedroom and managed to find it without much hassle. She knocked hesitantly at the door and waited.
“Can I help you?” inquired Kalina, suddenly hovering behind Celebelen’s left shoulder. The mortal screeched and jumped. “AGH! Elberethbloodygilthoniel, why must you assassinate my eardrums?”
“You made me jump!” snapped Celebelen accusingly. “Still, when I’m a princess of Mirkwood you’ll show me more respect,” she added arrogantly. Kalina wrinkled her nose in confusion.
“Come again?” she asked.
“Never you mind. Have you found me a bedroom?” demanded Celebelen.
“You appear to have grown some kind of backbone. Don’t make me beat it out of you,” snarled Kalina. No scabby human with inferior cleavage was going to get away talking to her like that.
“And then I’ll scream and Legolas will come to my rescue!” threatened Celebelen, eager to throw her newfound weight around.
“Ah…” It suddenly became clear to Kalina. Another idiot girl had mistaken Legolas’s elvish dirty-talk for words of love and devotion and had allowed the slut to take advantage of them. And judging by the state of her eyeballs, Kalina was certain pharmaceutical assistance of some kind had been involved.
Watching her learn the truth was going to be exquisite. Kalina’s face twitched into a cold smile.
“Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to put Legolas in a compromising position. After all, he’s a rather dear friend of mine,” said Kalina, leading the love-struck human to her room. She was half tempted to lock her in as well, but decided that might just be pushing things a little. Besides. She would give Haldir’s key to Legolas who could then get to say hello to his friend in a more intimate setting. The filthy slut would probably appreciate that. “Here you go,” she said, opening the room for Celebelen. “By the way, what’s become of Legolas?” inquired Kalina.
“He’s got an important meeting with your father,” said Celebelen, trying to glide imperiously past Kalina and failing to impress the elf with her clumsy human movements.
“Good for him. Right. The door a the back there leads to your very own bathroom, complete with hot water and everything. I’m going to leave you now because I have more interesting things to do,” said Kalina bluntly, leaving. She felt the desperate urge to track down Legolas and find out what had happened to leave the poor human stricken with delusions of marital grandeur. She hurried back towards the great hall and spotted Legolas looking exceedingly pleased with himself.
“Listen, I need to head back to the house,” said Legolas, pulling himself off of Celebelen and locating his trousers. “I’ve just realised I’m late for a meeting with… Elrond,” he lied fluidly.
Celebelen turned over to try and regard him through bleary and confused eyes. She felt cheap and violateut aut at the same time she was ecstatic. Legolas clearly loved her! It was obvious! He’d said such beautiful things to her in elvish and while she’d felt humiliated and degraded during the sodomy, she would endure far worse for the popularity she was sure to achieve as Legolas’s wife. She smiled at the elf.
“I love you,” she whispered.
“That’s great. Look, I’ll see you later,” said Legolas, standing up as he pulled on his trousers. He hurried off, securing them arouns was waist as he went. Celebelen felt slightly hurt but then, he was a prince after all so he obviously had things to ad tod to and she had no doubt that they would later meet for a secret tryst under the stars where he would speak more beautiful poetry to her and gently make love to her under the velvet night sky.
She comforted herself with these delusions as she dressed, then began to head back towards the house.
“Oh hello. Are you settling in?” inquired Elrond, heading to his shed and passing by Celebelen.
“I’ve just had the most wonderful time with Legolas,” she sighed dramatically, clasping her hands and tilting her blonde head to the side.
“That’s lovely dear. See you later,” said Elrond absently. He was polite but the last thing he wanted to do was engage the vapid creature in more conversation. He had vastly more important things to get on with.
Celebelen, mildly miffed Elrond wasn’t interested in hearing how deeply in love she was, headed indoors. She supposed she should find that horrible Kalina and see if she had found her a bedroom yet. She headed back vaguely in the direction of Kalina’s bedroom and managed to find it without much hassle. She knocked hesitantly at the door and waited.
“Can I help you?” inquired Kalina, suddenly hovering behind Celebelen’s left shoulder. The mortal screeched and jumped. “AGH! Elberethbloodygilthoniel, why must you assassinate my eardrums?”
“You made me jump!” snapped Celebelen accusingly. “Still, when I’m a princess of Mirkwood you’ll show me more respect,” she added arrogantly. Kalina wrinkled her nose in confusion.
“Come again?” she asked.
“Never you mind. Have you found me a bedroom?” demanded Celebelen.
“You appear to have grown some kind of backbone. Don’t make me beat it out of you,” snarled Kalina. No scabby human with inferior cleavage was going to get away talking to her like that.
“And then I’ll scream and Legolas will come to my rescue!” threatened Celebelen, eager to throw her newfound weight around.
“Ah…” It suddenly became clear to Kalina. Another idiot girl had mistaken Legolas’s elvish dirty-talk for words of love and devotion and had allowed the slut to take advantage of them. And judging by the state of her eyeballs, Kalina was certain pharmaceutical assistance of some kind had been involved.
Watching her learn the truth was going to be exquisite. Kalina’s face twitched into a cold smile.
“Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to put Legolas in a compromising position. After all, he’s a rather dear friend of mine,” said Kalina, leading the love-struck human to her room. She was half tempted to lock her in as well, but decided that might just be pushing things a little. Besides. She would give Haldir’s key to Legolas who could then get to say hello to his friend in a more intimate setting. The filthy slut would probably appreciate that. “Here you go,” she said, opening the room for Celebelen. “By the way, what’s become of Legolas?” inquired Kalina.
“He’s got an important meeting with your father,” said Celebelen, trying to glide imperiously past Kalina and failing to impress the elf with her clumsy human movements.
“Good for him. Right. The door a the back there leads to your very own bathroom, complete with hot water and everything. I’m going to leave you now because I have more interesting things to do,” said Kalina bluntly, leaving. She felt the desperate urge to track down Legolas and find out what had happened to leave the poor human stricken with delusions of marital grandeur. She hurried back towards the great hall and spotted Legolas looking exceedingly pleased with himself.