Return Of The King Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,034
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Parody Ring
So the Fellowship of the ring did the cha cha and the leg kicking dance.
Frodo: Hey!
Sam: Hey!
Merry: Hey
Pippin: Hey
Gimli: Hey!
Legolas: Hey!
Aragaron: Hey!
Boromire: *back from the dead* Hey!
Gandalf: Hey!
Bill The Pony: Hey!!! *they were all kicking there legs up in the air with there arms linked.
Gandalf: Weeeez! woooo *blows out some air* Alright guys time for us to stop doing this I am not as young as I us to be! *But they were all spinning around so we landed on top of him.*Ouch my bones.
Sam: *carries Frodo up the side of Mt Doom toiling along, Then he started skipping and spinning around and singing!*
Frodo: *Thought this was much fun* " Weeeeeeee Sam this is FUn FUN mwahahahahaha!
Sam: Yeah and I'll beable to lose alots of pounds yippy *he felt light as a feather and for some odd reason he bagan to sing singing in the Rain! and clicking his heals togther! He made it up the side of the mt in no time.
Saroun: Drat where is my Contacted! *he wonders scanning the area over Where Frodo and Sam are*
Sam: Oh crap! * he gets down behind a rock*
Saroun: Hmmm looks like we have a bug problem I'll take care of that after the war no big deal. * he sighs and goes on looking for his cotacteed that just slid around to the side of the eye where the eye ball wasn't and he'd never find it or get it back again unless he calls one of The Nuzgule to do it.They were all busy he huffs* This stinks I have send out freaken Dead men to do what I could of done but NOOO I had to get my hand cut off. Oh well I wonder wants on Middler Earth Sports! *blinks and a TV screen appers in front of him*
Frodo: Hey!
Sam: Hey!
Merry: Hey
Pippin: Hey
Gimli: Hey!
Legolas: Hey!
Aragaron: Hey!
Boromire: *back from the dead* Hey!
Gandalf: Hey!
Bill The Pony: Hey!!! *they were all kicking there legs up in the air with there arms linked.
Gandalf: Weeeez! woooo *blows out some air* Alright guys time for us to stop doing this I am not as young as I us to be! *But they were all spinning around so we landed on top of him.*Ouch my bones.
Sam: *carries Frodo up the side of Mt Doom toiling along, Then he started skipping and spinning around and singing!*
Frodo: *Thought this was much fun* " Weeeeeeee Sam this is FUn FUN mwahahahahaha!
Sam: Yeah and I'll beable to lose alots of pounds yippy *he felt light as a feather and for some odd reason he bagan to sing singing in the Rain! and clicking his heals togther! He made it up the side of the mt in no time.
Saroun: Drat where is my Contacted! *he wonders scanning the area over Where Frodo and Sam are*
Sam: Oh crap! * he gets down behind a rock*
Saroun: Hmmm looks like we have a bug problem I'll take care of that after the war no big deal. * he sighs and goes on looking for his cotacteed that just slid around to the side of the eye where the eye ball wasn't and he'd never find it or get it back again unless he calls one of The Nuzgule to do it.They were all busy he huffs* This stinks I have send out freaken Dead men to do what I could of done but NOOO I had to get my hand cut off. Oh well I wonder wants on Middler Earth Sports! *blinks and a TV screen appers in front of him*