Two Towers Parody
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-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
940
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 6
Mean while since Treebread is taking 12 hours to listen to the Hobbits will switch over now to us coming to the out skirts of Fangorn forest.
Gimli: Please tell me we don't have to go in the big tall brown things!* he says quivering*
Legolas: why Gimli if I didn't know any better you have an unresonable fear of trees am I close to the mark?
Gimli: right on it blondie * says griping his ax.*
Legolas: *Chuckles*
Gimli: your always on the mark I guess.
Aragon: Come on you two stop talking and lets get walking!* he says pointing into the forest and walks into it.* Ouch!* I didn't mean Litterly walked into a tree walk around them Moron!*Sorry sheesh!*Anyways!*
Legolas: The trees are speaking to each other *says looking around at the tall trees that had been there for many thousands of years*This forest is really really really old cause it makes me feel young I haven't felt so since I have walked with you children.
Gimli: Children HA! Im 500 years old Mr!
Aragron: Im 87! * he says kind of blushing*
Legolas: *laughs and holds his sides!* As I said children!
Gimli: *Frowns well I know it always looks like that! but anyways* Well how old are you Legolas!
Legolas: 2,931 years old.
Gimli:
Aragron:
Legolas: Whats with the faces?
Gimli: Your are old.
Aragron: Sheesh I guess that makes me the younget here?
Gimli: How do you keep hair off your face and how do you stand up so stright wheres the wrinkles?How do you stay so frisky?
Legolas: *laughs again* I am an elf *shrughs*Im not that old Elrond is older then me then there is my father but when Im among mortals I am old.
Aragron: Of course Elves are blessed by Illuvavtar the favored ones.
Legolas: WE are the first born as well.It is still not known why Illuvatar desided to put Men to death.That is the way he wanted it then thats how he wanted it.
Gimli: you know this isn't very funny.
Legolas: I see your point Gimli, See that tree over there he says if you don't put your ax down he'll yank it out of your hand and slice you in two with it. * says with a smile.*
Gimli: *gulp!* really!*starts to sweat some*
Legolas: *nods*
Gimli: *puts his ax away quickly*
Legolas: *nugdes him playfully* AW Im just kidding!
Gimli: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Aragron: *Snickers*
Gimil: *flings an ax at Legolas head and hits a tree as I dodge*
Tree: *roar with pain!*
Gimli: *wets himself*
Legolas: Gimli you know you really need to get some angermanagement classes.
Gimli: I think you need Glasses!
Tree: *picks Gimli up and bashes his head on the ground then drops him with a huff*
Gimli: ouchie!
Legolas: *shakes his head*
Aragron: Come on lets go we need to find thouse mice!
Gimli: I thought it was Hobbits?
Legolas: Ranger slang again.
Gimli: Oh I need to get that mannul.
We wonder on into the forest and meet up with Gandalf again but not before we tryed to kill him cause he gave us a fright actting like Saruman the white!
Gimli: Please tell me we don't have to go in the big tall brown things!* he says quivering*
Legolas: why Gimli if I didn't know any better you have an unresonable fear of trees am I close to the mark?
Gimli: right on it blondie * says griping his ax.*
Legolas: *Chuckles*
Gimli: your always on the mark I guess.
Aragon: Come on you two stop talking and lets get walking!* he says pointing into the forest and walks into it.* Ouch!* I didn't mean Litterly walked into a tree walk around them Moron!*Sorry sheesh!*Anyways!*
Legolas: The trees are speaking to each other *says looking around at the tall trees that had been there for many thousands of years*This forest is really really really old cause it makes me feel young I haven't felt so since I have walked with you children.
Gimli: Children HA! Im 500 years old Mr!
Aragron: Im 87! * he says kind of blushing*
Legolas: *laughs and holds his sides!* As I said children!
Gimli: *Frowns well I know it always looks like that! but anyways* Well how old are you Legolas!
Legolas: 2,931 years old.
Gimli:
Aragron:
Legolas: Whats with the faces?
Gimli: Your are old.
Aragron: Sheesh I guess that makes me the younget here?
Gimli: How do you keep hair off your face and how do you stand up so stright wheres the wrinkles?How do you stay so frisky?
Legolas: *laughs again* I am an elf *shrughs*Im not that old Elrond is older then me then there is my father but when Im among mortals I am old.
Aragron: Of course Elves are blessed by Illuvavtar the favored ones.
Legolas: WE are the first born as well.It is still not known why Illuvatar desided to put Men to death.That is the way he wanted it then thats how he wanted it.
Gimli: you know this isn't very funny.
Legolas: I see your point Gimli, See that tree over there he says if you don't put your ax down he'll yank it out of your hand and slice you in two with it. * says with a smile.*
Gimli: *gulp!* really!*starts to sweat some*
Legolas: *nods*
Gimli: *puts his ax away quickly*
Legolas: *nugdes him playfully* AW Im just kidding!
Gimli: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Aragron: *Snickers*
Gimil: *flings an ax at Legolas head and hits a tree as I dodge*
Tree: *roar with pain!*
Gimli: *wets himself*
Legolas: Gimli you know you really need to get some angermanagement classes.
Gimli: I think you need Glasses!
Tree: *picks Gimli up and bashes his head on the ground then drops him with a huff*
Gimli: ouchie!
Legolas: *shakes his head*
Aragron: Come on lets go we need to find thouse mice!
Gimli: I thought it was Hobbits?
Legolas: Ranger slang again.
Gimli: Oh I need to get that mannul.
We wonder on into the forest and meet up with Gandalf again but not before we tryed to kill him cause he gave us a fright actting like Saruman the white!