Slash Me Twice
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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
25
Views:
1,556
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
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The whole morning long the Mamas and the Papas have been singing in my head. Monday, monday.... Oh damn it all. It's already noon and apart from my lines I haven't spoken a single word to Sean. Courage, where are you?
"Well?" A way too cheerful voice suddenly assaults me and Orlando - no, Legolas - flops down on the ground beside me, "Spending your break stalking again?"
"I am not stalking."
"Don't growl at me Viggo," he tries to chastice me - stupid elf! -, "Your eyes are stalking him."
"What is it to you if they are?"
"You do know that you could just talk to him?"
Did that elf just roll his eyes at me?
"You seemed to manage talking quite well last friday. Of course that was before you tripped him and he cut his hand."
"I did not!"
"Oh yes, you did, Viggo,." He is glaring at me in earnest now, "I don't know what you're planning, Mortensen, but you should know that I'm watching you and if you make only one other move to hurt Sean, I'll tel him and get you kicked off this project, understood?"
"You're over-estimating your influence, Bloom," I snarl, "And you're misunderstanding my intentions."
"Intentions?" he raises his eyebrows at me, "There aren't that many intentions to isunderstnad from where I see it. It's all about hurting Sean."
"No, it isn't."
"Then what is it about?"
"Nothing of your business."
"Sean is my friend. If you ever try to hurt him again, no matter in which way, I will make it my business."
"Sod off, Bloom. I've never intently hurt him and I never intend to."
The whole morning long the Mamas and the Papas have been singing in my head. Monday, monday.... Oh damn it all. It's already noon and apart from my lines I haven't spoken a single word to Sean. Courage, where are you?
"Well?" A way too cheerful voice suddenly assaults me and Orlando - no, Legolas - flops down on the ground beside me, "Spending your break stalking again?"
"I am not stalking."
"Don't growl at me Viggo," he tries to chastice me - stupid elf! -, "Your eyes are stalking him."
"What is it to you if they are?"
"You do know that you could just talk to him?"
Did that elf just roll his eyes at me?
"You seemed to manage talking quite well last friday. Of course that was before you tripped him and he cut his hand."
"I did not!"
"Oh yes, you did, Viggo,." He is glaring at me in earnest now, "I don't know what you're planning, Mortensen, but you should know that I'm watching you and if you make only one other move to hurt Sean, I'll tel him and get you kicked off this project, understood?"
"You're over-estimating your influence, Bloom," I snarl, "And you're misunderstanding my intentions."
"Intentions?" he raises his eyebrows at me, "There aren't that many intentions to isunderstnad from where I see it. It's all about hurting Sean."
"No, it isn't."
"Then what is it about?"
"Nothing of your business."
"Sean is my friend. If you ever try to hurt him again, no matter in which way, I will make it my business."
"Sod off, Bloom. I've never intently hurt him and I never intend to."