The Adventures of Arwen Undomiel

Title: The Adventures of Arwen Undomiel: Baby-sitting Woes (6/7)
Category: Lord of the Rings (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: spanking
Co-written by tiaoconnell and carelesscat
Disclaimner: We don't own Tolkien's world (or anything in it) even
though we wish we did. We just play there.
Author's Note: Note one: Undomiel is Elvish for Evenstar
Note two: Again, playing with ages. Twins are 16, Arwen is 4 and
Celebrian has just very recently passed.

Elrohir sat on the bed, while he still could, and looked at
Elrond. "Why would you ask that ada?" He watched worriedly as Elrond
said nothing, looking out the window in the nightsky and Isil.

"Ada? Are you alright?" Elrohir was worried. He had never seen his
ada this way before. Taking a deep breath, Elrond turned
around. "I've been thinking about your naneth lately. And how quiet
it sounds.... not hearing her laughter or her beautiful voice."

The young elf nodded, lowering his head. They all missed Celebrian so
much. "I sometimes wonder," Elrond continued. "If I am bringing all
three of you up right. I know I've disciplined all three of you when
your mother was here, but she did it sometimes."

"Nana was different. She didn't spank us much, and she never did
spank Arwen. But she always agreed with you and the punishments you
gave... doesn't that mean something?" Roh was at a lost on how to
comfort his father.

"It does.... but I want to spank Arwen... it's just..." Elrond sighed
once more, a habit that had become more and more frequent as of
late. "You have spanked her before ada. And she's never reacted
badly to it. You just havent done it much. And she was ok when
Elladan did because I was having a tantrum...." Elrohir pointed out.

"What Arwen did while I was gone was very disrespectful, all 3 of you
know how important those papers and books are to all Elves. I'm not
just talking about the Rivendell Elves...but ALL the Elves that live
on Middle-earth and in Valinor."

Elrohir nodded. "I know Ada. She does know better then to use
parchmetn without asking. But we should have watched her better"
Elrond nodded. "I will have to punish for her what she did. Just as I
have punished Elladan and will punish you as well."

"I know ada," the young elf said with a cringe. "I promise ada to try
and control my temper better and help out more." Elrond smiled,
touched by his son's promise, but knowing that his temper would
always flare at times.

Elrohir gave his father a small smile, then turned serious. "Ada, you
won't leave us now that nana is gone, will you? Like Haldir's mother
did when her husband died?" his voice was quiet and he looked at his
shoes.

"Elrohir, I've been around for over 3,000 years...I wouldn't leave
Middle-earth until I feel it's time." The elflord nearly fell over
and his son threw his arms around him. "I'm glad ada.... we need you"
he whispered.

He hugged son son tightly. "I love all three of you just as much as I
loved your mother."

"Amin mela lle ada" (I love you)

"Amin mela lle ion-nin"

Elrond kissed Elrohir's head and said, "Hand me the hairbrush." "The
hairbrush? no ada, please!" Elrohir said
hurriedly. "Elrohir..." "Ada..." the young elf whined. "We weren't
*that* bad!!"

"If I have to go and get the brush, you will wish you had listened to
me," Elrond scolded. "Ada...please... I am really sorry already! Do
you have to use it? I won't forget about her again!!"

Glaring at Elrohir, Elrond stood up. Knowing his time was up, Roh
quickly grabbed the brush and handed it to his ada. Elrond took it
and sat on the bed, patting his lap. "Come on ion-nin, over my lap
and we can deal with this."

Elrohir sighed. He knew it must seem chilidsh for him to go over his
ada's lap. But he much preferred that then bending over something. He
needed thefortforting contact. That and he tended to squirm a lot.

Slowly, he went over the lap, a position he had been in too many
times to count. "Please ada, do you have to use the brush? Your hand
is plenty, I promise!" he begged

"The brush will be used to make sure you understand never to do what
you did again," Elrond said with a heavy heart. "I already
understand!!!!" Elrohir shouted. "El, you're not in the position to
shout" he said as he lifted Els' tunic.

Elrohir squirmed. "Ada, ada please" "Elrohir." he said and pulled
down Els' leggings exposing his bare backside. He continued to
squirm. "please ada! i'm so sorry! i wont ever forget her again!" "I
hope not...but I know you, Elrohir." he said and lightly brushed the
hard wood back of the brush on his backside.

Elrohir flinched, even at the light brushing of the wood. "Ada!!!!"
he yelled. Elrond lifted the brush in the air and brought it down
hard on Els' backside with a loud SMACK He jumped and cursed loudly,
not quite expecting it yet.

"El I wouldn't use that language again...if you know what is good for
you." then he gave El 5 hard spanks on his backside with the brush.
He gasped, then tried to keep quiet, but was squirming a lot. he gave
El 5 hard spanks to the sit spot...SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

"Ada, i'm sorry, please!" he shouted, his legs kicking. Elrond
stopped and said, "Are you going to watch your sister from now
on?" "yes ada, please, no more spanks!" Elrond nodded and stood his
son up.

Elrohir pulled up his leggings quickly and dived onto the bed,
burying his head, sobbing and not just from the spanking. Elrond
sighed and gently rubbed Els' back. "I failed her....." Roh
moaned. "Failed whom?" "Nana....I promised"

"I know...I promised the Lord and Lady of Lothlorien that I would
protect their child...I failed in that myself." he sighed and sat
down still rubbing Elrohirs' back. "I promised nana that i would
always watch arwen, that I wouldn't let anything bad happen to her.
ada, i hurt her yesterday, did she tell you?" he rolled onto his
side, tears in his eyes, looking deeply ashamed.

Elrond shook his head and waited for his son to speak. "I made her
sit in the corner, and I dont know why, but she was trying to grab
something on the floor, and I was angry and I grabbed her arm and was
screaming at........ Elladan had to throw me out of the room, he
ended up spanking her. I think there was a bruise..." he
whispered. "She didn't seem to care after a while thought, but that
doesn't make it better"

"Well, you'll have to start working on that temper of yours...or
you'll be finding yourself over mine or Glorfindel's lap...or even
over the bed." Elrond scolded, not at all happy. "I'm so sorry Ada! I
have felt so guilty of it ever since! I didn't mean to hurt hehe
he
was just behaving so badly....." he buried his face again

"She still loves you El, you didn't hurt her too much...Arwen will
understand when she gets older but you'll just have to control that
temper of yours especially around Arwen." he said giving Elrohir a
sharp spank on his backside.

Roh jumped. "I'm so sorry ada...." he mumbled through the pillows "I
failed nana"

"You did NOT fail her...it just happens." "I feel like I did ada," he
whispered. "Ok...what do you want to do?" More then anything Elrond
wanted his son to feel better and forgive himself.

Roh looked at him again. "Ada... I... I don't know. I told her sorry,
and she said it was ok, but..." "No, I mean what are you going to do
about your guilt?" "I don't know ada" he whispered, burying his face
in Elrond's side.

Rubbing his son's back, Elrond thought for a long moment. "How many
times have you been to Lothlorien?" Elrohir paused, tg tog to
remember. "Twice..."

"Have you ever thought about going back to see your grandparents?"

Elrohir was taken off guard. No ada... why?" "Well, I figured maybe
you can let your guilt go by staying with your grandparents for a
while." The young elf nodded, then looked up at his father.

"Do you think so ada? Maybe I just need to spend more time with
Arwen. Perhaps I should take Arwen with me!!" Elrond chuckled,
looking nervous. "I don't know...she was there when she was a
baby...I don't know if Lothlorien is ready for Arwen."

Elrohir laughed. "Ada, I do not think any place is ready for our
Arwen!"