Two Elves and a Computer
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Category:
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
1,860
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
I tried to update sooner but I actually got some sleep. For some reason this is just impossible to write if I am able to think coherently. Thanks for the reviews I was pleasantly surprised.
(N=Naor Lor L=Legolas C=Celeborn )
(N) Two hours later.
(L) Legolas stood at Lord Celeborn’s door. Hand poised to knock. No I can’t… He’s mad..*Dropping his hand * But If I don’t then I am going to be stuck living with Haldir.
(C) Then why don’t you just go apologize to your wife?
(L) *Jumps at the voice behind him* Are you trying to scare me to death?
(C) I doubt you are going to die from fright * opening the door and pushing Legolas inside.* Now we do need to talk about you gettme ime in trouble.
(L) I am really sorry about the Celeborn.
(C) *Punches Legolas in the stomach. *
(L) *Falls to the floor holding his stomach* …….
(C) I forgive you then. But don’t let it happen again.
(L)* Climbs to his feet. * I came *cough* to ask you if I could borrow your spare bedroom.
(C) I would loan it to you Legolas but I think I will probably have to use it for the next couple thousand years. It seems that someone has been causing my wife to be verrry irritated with me the last few days. *Glares at Legolas and mutters something incoherent.*Clothes..Litilda...
.
(L) Surely the Lady would not be so cruel.
(C) *Raising a brow* How long have you been married Legolas?
(L) About 1,500 years now..
(C) And was it not your wife who set everything you own on fire?
(L) Well ..Yes I suppose it was.
(C) Women are vengeful Legolas . You should know this by now.
(L) What should I do? I am sure she is still mad.
(C) Buy her flowers and Jewelry. And just incase that doesn’t work wear your Armour beneatur cur clothes. Speaking of clothing. Why are you wearing my shirt?
(L) This is Rumil’s shirt …
(C) *Mutters* I should have known…. Always trying to get me in trouble…After all I’ve done for them no less.* Rolls eyes*
(L) If this doesn’t work out what should I do?
(C) If you live through this and she doesn’t take you back then I would find a place of your own… Something where she won’t set it on fire.
(L) Wise advise like always…*Leaves *
(C) I think it is time to pay a little visit to Rumil. *EG *
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
I tried to update sooner but I actually got some sleep. For some reason this is just impossible to write if I am able to think coherently. Thanks for the reviews I was pleasantly surprised.
(N=Naor Lor L=Legolas C=Celeborn )
(N) Two hours later.
(L) Legolas stood at Lord Celeborn’s door. Hand poised to knock. No I can’t… He’s mad..*Dropping his hand * But If I don’t then I am going to be stuck living with Haldir.
(C) Then why don’t you just go apologize to your wife?
(L) *Jumps at the voice behind him* Are you trying to scare me to death?
(C) I doubt you are going to die from fright * opening the door and pushing Legolas inside.* Now we do need to talk about you gettme ime in trouble.
(L) I am really sorry about the Celeborn.
(C) *Punches Legolas in the stomach. *
(L) *Falls to the floor holding his stomach* …….
(C) I forgive you then. But don’t let it happen again.
(L)* Climbs to his feet. * I came *cough* to ask you if I could borrow your spare bedroom.
(C) I would loan it to you Legolas but I think I will probably have to use it for the next couple thousand years. It seems that someone has been causing my wife to be verrry irritated with me the last few days. *Glares at Legolas and mutters something incoherent.*Clothes..Litilda...
.
(L) Surely the Lady would not be so cruel.
(C) *Raising a brow* How long have you been married Legolas?
(L) About 1,500 years now..
(C) And was it not your wife who set everything you own on fire?
(L) Well ..Yes I suppose it was.
(C) Women are vengeful Legolas . You should know this by now.
(L) What should I do? I am sure she is still mad.
(C) Buy her flowers and Jewelry. And just incase that doesn’t work wear your Armour beneatur cur clothes. Speaking of clothing. Why are you wearing my shirt?
(L) This is Rumil’s shirt …
(C) *Mutters* I should have known…. Always trying to get me in trouble…After all I’ve done for them no less.* Rolls eyes*
(L) If this doesn’t work out what should I do?
(C) If you live through this and she doesn’t take you back then I would find a place of your own… Something where she won’t set it on fire.
(L) Wise advise like always…*Leaves *
(C) I think it is time to pay a little visit to Rumil. *EG *