The Tellings By Pippin And Merry

Licky, Lick


Merry: Licks my nose.
Pippin: *Whacks him in the back of the head* then we both go into a wrestling match but he got me pinned and licked my ear. Gave me a wet willy” OHH I hate it when you do that!!!!!! HELP ME HEAVEN!!!!!!!”
Merry: Shush Pip you’ll cause attention to ourselves.” He covers my mouth.
Pippin: “That’s my point your psycho!” Wiggles under Merry though Merry seemed to be enjoying his little self ARG!
Merry: Yup That’s right and you’re my little pet mwahahahahahahaha” Tugs some on my ears then starts to twirl my hair around.
Pippin: Just cause your older and stronger then me doesn’t give you the right to sit on me like I am your pony or something.
Merry: Yes huh!
Pippin: No it doesn’t
Merry: Yes huh
Pippin: Nu uh
Merry: Yes huh
Pippin: Nu uh!
While we argued the Black Riders were already there and Frodo had gotten stabbed to bad we missed there entrance it was really funny. They came ridding in on Unicycles and then fell over but It scared Frodo so bad that he fell over a rock backward and put the ring on and then he got stabbed.
Witch King: hehehehehe I seee you mwahahaha I am going to get you *sticks out his pretend tongue.*
Frodo: AHHHHHH OUCH *takes of the ring and Strider washes the Wrights away with a hose . * OH LORD Help me I was Stabbed I am going to DIE!!!!!
Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo *Takes his hand looking very worried.*
Strider: He has been stabbed by a motor cycle blade he will soon become a wthright like them.
Sam: No I don’t want him to turn into a wreath *Sobs!*
Strider: I mean A Black Rider come on we must find some Kings Foil.
Sam: Why its just a freakin Weed and Mr. Frodo is going To Die OH what a world what a world!
Strider: Because you’ll see now come on Merry Pippin!
We look up from are fight and see Frodo has been Stabbed and we had to get the weeping a count from Sam.
Sam: He’ hick’ got ’Hick’ stabbed’ hick and now ’hick sniffle’ he will be a Christmas wreath.
Pippin: That’s terrible!
Merry: Yeah cause then he will only come out for the Christmas Season that’s it!
Sam: I know! * sobs some more.*
Frodo: You guys I am still a life I am not dead yet!
Merry: I wonder if He left me his clothes in his will?
Pippin: Yeah and his Pipe weed!
Sam: And his ale!
Frodo: Rolls his eyes and decides to humor them and Strider did chew some kings foil. He put it on his cut then Sam heard the tinkling of a bell and saw a pretty white horse with a pretty elf man on top of him it was Glorifindle I like him to bad he wasn’t in the movies. His hair was very long and very golden and it shone in the moon light and Strider was so happy to see him he rushed down to him and gave him a dipped back kiss. Lord Glorifindle slaps him a crossed the face.
Strider: Sorry I was so happy to see you at first I thought you were Arwen. * He says setting the golden haired elf up right again.
Glorifindle: “Hmm I can see how you’d get the two of us mixed up.” He says with a very sarcastic voice” So were are the hobbits at I have come to help you the rest of the way to Rivndell you have five black riders on your tail were the other four are I do not know but we must make haste.”
Sam was speechless when he saw him and they put Frodo on Glorifindle’s horse that was pretty and white his name is his Vanilla Ice Cream. Sam couldn’t take his eyes off this amazing elf and how well he lead his master on his huge white stallion he really liked him a heck of a lot better then Strider now Glorifindle seemed to glow and Sam was attracted to him like a moth to a light and he kept bumping into him.
Glorifindle: Are you all right Master Hobbit?
Sam: Oh Um I am ah” Turns red then passes out cause the elf talked to him.
Merry licked my hand and I tired to whip it off but it wouldn’t come off his saliva is glue!!!!