Return Of The King Parody

So we travle on toward the Palnior Felids in Gondor and when we'd speak you could see the light beams shoting out of the ship. Gimli invested in some Shades as well.

Aragron: Legolas how much farther *he says as light beams shot from his mouth*

Legolas: Just a little bit more if you ask me that again Im going to Oh I can't do anything to you at the moment but you'll get it I promise after we get done fighting *with all my talking tones of light shots from my mouth.*

Aragron: Wooo That was pretty I want to touch it * says bringing his hand closer to my mouth*

Legolas: Ewww don't touch my mouth with those un washed hands of yours. *baps his hand away*

Aragron: Ouch! your mean!

Legolas: And your dirty!

Meanwhile

Sam was still Carrying Frodo around but becoming Bored he started to spin Frodo around.

Sam: Hold on tight Mr Frodo * he twirls around and it looked like a purpller*

Frodo: WEEEEEE Faster Faster!

Sam: *trips over a rock they tumble down the side of Mount Doom right into a marching trops of Orcs*

Orc Slave Driver: Hey you too Purple Toads get in line *whips his noddle at them they have to get in line.*

Frodo: OH Stickle bats and blue barrie pancakes now what Sam?!

Sam: I think we should start fighting.

Frodo: But that will hurt me.

Sam: To bad, *punches Frodo in the face,*

Frodo: OW you Bluebarrie! *tackles him.*

Sam: don't call me a bluebarrie you Starwbarrie!* says yanking his hair*

Frodo: Well If I am a starwbarrie then your a Peach head!

Orc Slaver Driver: Hey whats going on over here you two Mud Pies!

Orc # 1,695: They be calling each other by fruite names Sr!

Orc Slave Driver: Oh is that so your a fruite *They Start argueing.*

As Frodo and Sam wrestle around they roll down a hill the army dosen't notice them.

Frodo: You watermellon!

Sam: Fig!

Frodo: Date!

Sam: I don't think so Im not gay!

Frodo: No but your stupied

Sam: Thats harsh Mr Frodo

Frodo: Sorry Sam now would you be so kind as to carry me again up the side of mt doom. *says with a cute smile* And if you were gay i'd still love you."

Sam: Sure Mr Frodo * heaves him over his sholder again* And em er thanks I think."

Pippin was skipping around the city and came up to the top and saw Denthoer Carrying Faramrie towards the death chambers but he was still a live!!!

Faramrie: Father I am still a life! * he says sitting up*

Denthore: Nonsence lay down and shut up! *pushes him back down*

Faramrie: no way Im getting out of here! I won't be washed down stream like Boromire! *leaps of the streacher.*

Denthore: But then who will I burn? *pouts*

Faramire: Not me thats for sure *bults torwads the steps and leaps over Pippin.*

Denthore: *sees Pippin his eye twitches.*

Pippin: Why are you giving me that look?

Denthore: Have you ever been to a bonfire?

Pippin: Plunty in the shire in Buckland thank you.

Denthore: Well ever been to one with the Stewared of Gondor?

Pippin: No and I don't think I want to go to one with you. But want to see a trick I can do.

Denthore: I don't have time for such things!

Pippin: Oh come on please!?

Denthore: Fine what is it!?

Pippin: *takes out the horse rains he still had and start jump ropeing with it* One Little Steward, 2 little Steward, 3 little Steward, 4 little Steward, lets make more 5 little Steward."

Denthore was creeping toward the jump ropeing Pippin who was backing away then streeks down the steps and Denthore chases after him.

Pippin: *skipping rope the whole time* AHHHHHHHH *runs into some legs.*

Gandalf: What in the name of good Jim Smith are you doing Peregrin Took!?

Pippin: Denthore is trying to kill me rost me like a pig over and open fire!

Gandalf: *looks up to see Denthore running tord Pippin soon Denthore slows down then grabs his heart and dies from a heart attack* So Pass the Dethore Steward of Gondor. *Gandalf says feeling relived!*

Pippin: Wooo what should we do with him?

Gandalf: Creamtion would do.As that was what he wanted anyways but for now we have bigger problems on our hands there is a war rageing out side these walls we must fight!

Pippin: can't I just stay here I don't like pain?

Gandalf: Come on you Fool of a Took! *drags Pippin to the battle feild.*

Merry: Are we there yet?

Eowyn: Not yet Mereidoc

Merry: I have to go to the Loo

Eowyn: We can't stop Merry

Merry: Oh why not

Eowyn: We must keep up with the ridders.

Merry: Fine can just go as we ride then

Eowyn: No

Merry: But I have to go really bad

Eowyn: You'll just have to hold it

Merry: To late I wet myself

Eowyn: EWWWW I think you should still be in dipers.

Merry: I couldn't help it! with the motion of the horse it just came out.

Eowyn: Thats just so gross

Merry: Yeah Im the one who has to sit in it and smell it and get all sticky you think I am enjoying this Im the one suffering here not you. *opens his pocket and eats some Crayons*

Eowyn: *shudders thinks why did I bring this thing along with me?*

Merry: Besides I know you brought me because Im cute. Plus this way I can find Pippin for now I'll just dry my jockies in my choat pocket they will be ready in time. *he puts up a cutiren on the horse and changes his pants and then tosses his wet ones down on the ground then put the curtien back in his pocket* There good as new!

Eowyn: Wow and you smell wintery fresh how in the world did you do that?

Merry: Its a hobbit thang!

Finally we got to the Battle and there were huge Olphients walking around stomping on the riders of Rhoan.

Legolas: EWWW thats got to stink *says watching a horse become a pancake*

Aragron: Ok ready to leap out the ship all heroic like?

Legolas: I was born read

Gimli: I am kind of short could you give me a bost Legolas?

Legolas: Fine *cattapults Gimli out of the ship and he lands on his feet*

Gimli: Ooo that was fun

Then the two of us leap out behind him and the Orcs Laughs at us.

Legoals: Hey that was neat your just jelouse!

Orcs Stop laughing.