Two Towers Parody
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-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
939
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 5
Treebread: *still laughing as he laughs he kept running and bumping into things* ahahahahaahaha ouch!* bounce of a tall Oka tree* Shallowed by the smuch! hahahahahahaha OUCH* spins around after getting wacked in the face with another brach from a Pin tree. Merry and Pippin are holding on to the back of Treebread for dear life.
Merry: Is it much farther now.
Treebread: Boolaroom you might call it far but don't be hasty my funny fellows. I think I'll tell you a few jokes. Once there was a Pin Tree that had No Needles so it was called a Needless Tree mwahahahahahaha!!!
Pippin: *smirks*
Merry: it wasn't funny this guy is wacko bonkors nuts.
Pippin: Im Hungry.
Treebread: Once there was this Butterfly who flew into Butter so he really was a butterfly ahahahahaahahhaha!
Merry: Yes I know you are.
Pippin: When you talked of food it made it worse.
Merry: Sorry I have some cheezit in my pocket and some Lembus Bread.
Pippin: I have a half eattin mushroom sub 3 apples 4 contaners of Mushrooms. And 60 salted peanuts.*takes a handfull out and passes some to Merry.*
Merry: Oh goodie can I have some mushrooms?
Pippin: we will save that for tea time.
Merry: You have tea?
Pippin: No But I have mushrooms and we haven't had tea yet.
Treebread: Once there was a Bird who flew around the world to try to find the end but the only thing the Bird found was where she had taken off from mwahahahahahahhaha! * weezes coughs and runs into a big black tree* Ouch Bob you did that on perpous I ot to rip of one of your branches an tan you with it if I wasn't busy I would * he says walking on shaking his fist at him then runs into a smaller brown tree with rich green leaves* You young whiper snapers! * he says shakieing his fist.*
Merry&Pippin have a Picnic on the back of treebread eatting and talking and ingoring his jokes. After 12 hours of going only 2 Miles they finally get to Treebreads ent home.Which was huge under a cave only the cilieing was open and they could see the sky and it was starie they were tired and ate all the food. There was a huge pine needle bed that Treebread might lay on and a huge hughe table that he would drink his draught from which he shared kindly with the Hobbits layed on the bed after he took 3 long drafts of his drink.
Treebread: SOOOO My Hasty Hasty folk tell me of your selfs and the Home and what is The Shire?
Merry: My Name is Meridoc BrandyBuck I live IN Buckland someday I'll be Master of Brandyhall it has over 200 windows and 3 frount doors and its a most lovely country side and peaceful and save.
Pippin: Im Peregrin Took I live in Tookbrough I'll be Thian. *he smiles at Treebread*
Treebread: Whats that?
Pippin: Means I am incharge.
Treebread: Oh your a Prince Hobbit?
Pippin: Yeah in away I suppose you could put it.
Merry: You know I never thought of that but you are like the Prince of the Hobbits aren't you I don't know why they don't call your Poppa a King I mean The Tooks basically run the shire in the long run and after alot of thinking.
Treebread: Well tell me all about it. * he says putting his long arms behind his head*
Merry&Pippin went into a very very very long aconnt about How the shire came to be how long its been around and that they live in holes in the ground and about there family all about there families.
Treebread: Was getting a little Mixed up with the 1st and 2nd and 3rd and 4th and 5th cousin thing so he had them stop and exsplan it over and over again he still didn't understand.
Merry: Is it much farther now.
Treebread: Boolaroom you might call it far but don't be hasty my funny fellows. I think I'll tell you a few jokes. Once there was a Pin Tree that had No Needles so it was called a Needless Tree mwahahahahahaha!!!
Pippin: *smirks*
Merry: it wasn't funny this guy is wacko bonkors nuts.
Pippin: Im Hungry.
Treebread: Once there was this Butterfly who flew into Butter so he really was a butterfly ahahahahaahahhaha!
Merry: Yes I know you are.
Pippin: When you talked of food it made it worse.
Merry: Sorry I have some cheezit in my pocket and some Lembus Bread.
Pippin: I have a half eattin mushroom sub 3 apples 4 contaners of Mushrooms. And 60 salted peanuts.*takes a handfull out and passes some to Merry.*
Merry: Oh goodie can I have some mushrooms?
Pippin: we will save that for tea time.
Merry: You have tea?
Pippin: No But I have mushrooms and we haven't had tea yet.
Treebread: Once there was a Bird who flew around the world to try to find the end but the only thing the Bird found was where she had taken off from mwahahahahahahhaha! * weezes coughs and runs into a big black tree* Ouch Bob you did that on perpous I ot to rip of one of your branches an tan you with it if I wasn't busy I would * he says walking on shaking his fist at him then runs into a smaller brown tree with rich green leaves* You young whiper snapers! * he says shakieing his fist.*
Merry&Pippin have a Picnic on the back of treebread eatting and talking and ingoring his jokes. After 12 hours of going only 2 Miles they finally get to Treebreads ent home.Which was huge under a cave only the cilieing was open and they could see the sky and it was starie they were tired and ate all the food. There was a huge pine needle bed that Treebread might lay on and a huge hughe table that he would drink his draught from which he shared kindly with the Hobbits layed on the bed after he took 3 long drafts of his drink.
Treebread: SOOOO My Hasty Hasty folk tell me of your selfs and the Home and what is The Shire?
Merry: My Name is Meridoc BrandyBuck I live IN Buckland someday I'll be Master of Brandyhall it has over 200 windows and 3 frount doors and its a most lovely country side and peaceful and save.
Pippin: Im Peregrin Took I live in Tookbrough I'll be Thian. *he smiles at Treebread*
Treebread: Whats that?
Pippin: Means I am incharge.
Treebread: Oh your a Prince Hobbit?
Pippin: Yeah in away I suppose you could put it.
Merry: You know I never thought of that but you are like the Prince of the Hobbits aren't you I don't know why they don't call your Poppa a King I mean The Tooks basically run the shire in the long run and after alot of thinking.
Treebread: Well tell me all about it. * he says putting his long arms behind his head*
Merry&Pippin went into a very very very long aconnt about How the shire came to be how long its been around and that they live in holes in the ground and about there family all about there families.
Treebread: Was getting a little Mixed up with the 1st and 2nd and 3rd and 4th and 5th cousin thing so he had them stop and exsplan it over and over again he still didn't understand.