Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,389
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Parody 4
Leoglas: (walks back in again yawning) What a Nice sleep, SO anyways Merry and Pippin now have a hang over and are sitting in a tent with there new friend Mike the Firework which Pippin named.
Merry: I think Mike looks cold don’t you Pippin?
Pippin: Yeah better give him some heat.
Merry: (Lights the fuss Mike goes sailing into the sky leaving Merry and Pippin looking like they rolled around in ashes.) Sheesh Mike has a bad temper.
Pippin: Yeah no need to go all exsplove on us. (Gandalf sighs seeing his Smaug the Dragon firework fly into the air.)
Gandalf: I should have known something like this would happen with these raskly Hobbits! (He came over and made Merry and Pippin gives him a back rube)
Legolas: Oh That’s so not right!
Gandalf: Maybe not for them but it is for me (Then Gandalfs back crakes when Pippin jumps on it.) OUCH you little @#$#!@ (Gandalf cries in pain Pippin jumps off and Merry and Pippin runaway) When I can move again you two are so DEAD! (Merry and Pippin run and hide while all this was going on Bilbo had given his farewell speech. Gandalf looked up in time to see Bilbo put on the ring he went to head him off and hide for the fun of it to scare him. Sam and Frodo didn’t even see him go they were to busy talking.
Frodo: Then what happened?
Sam: Well then Will Turner unhinges the jail cell and lets Captain Jack Sparrow So he could help him find Elizabeth The one he is in love with but was to afraid to say anything cause he was just a poor black smith and she was the Governors daughter he thought if he saved her life maybe she would fall in love with him.
Frodo: Wow so is that how you see you and Rosie then did you make this story up?
Sam: No way I don’t make stories up. I heard it I thought it was pretty good a story about devoted love Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Yeah its actually pretty good go on then (So anyways back to Gandalf and Bilbo. Bilbo had come into his hole laughing and slipped off the ring. Gandalf was hiding in the study. Bilbo had everything pre packed he came into the study and whacked Gandalf on the leg with the door)
Gandalf: Ouch! (He hits his head to) Ouch again! (He cries)
Bilbo: AHHHHHH Die you Thief! (It was dark and Bilbo threw his golden ban at Gandalf hitting him in the face)
Gandalf: Ouch again! Bilbo it’s me Gandalf
Bilbo: Yeah ok whatever I’m out of here Frodo will take care of this its his house now IF you are Gandalf make sure Frodo gets that Ring I chucked your head Goodbye!(With out wasting anymore time he whistle for his faithful dwarfs and they all go walking off into the night)
Gandalf: ( steps out from behind the door with lots of bruises he bends down to pick up the golden ring that lay on the floor suddenly an Eye Pops out of the ring and Growls at Gandalf who jumps and hits his head on the cycling and blacks out.
Legolas: ( How can an eye Growl? Think about it and someone please answer that for me Thanks) He wakes up to Frodo Poking him.
Frodo: Are you all right you where muttering things about rings and riddles and I wasn’t sure if you where cat napping or dead I had to make sure sorry.
Gandalf: No I got knocked out by the cycling (Frodo is holding the gold ring in his hand) Aw Bilbo’s Ring he’s gone to stay with the elves he’s left you BagEnd and everything else the ring is your now ( he picks up and envelop ) Put the ring in there.
Frodo: No why should I?
Gandalf: Because The ring isn’t save and should be hidden away that’s why.
Frodo: How do you know that and I don’t feel like putting the ring in a stupid envelope that’s not very save either!
Gandalf: Just do it and stop being so difficult the Frodo in the books and movies trusted me so just put it in and shut up! ( Gandalf wasn’t too happy after all he got in a fight with a hobbit hole and lost)
Frodo: Ok Mr. Grumpy
Gandalf: ( crawls to the door) I’m leaving as well keep the ring secrete and safe.
Frodo: But you just got here.
Gandalf: Yes and if I stay this hobbit hole will be the death off me and I don’t die tell later on now look for me in unexpected places and Times Now Goodbye Frodo and try and take care of yourself ( Gandalf goes out the door and gets on his horse and rides away to Rhoan to have a few drinks for his aching head yes that is a long way to go but if not he would have gone insane staying there with Frodo much longer)
Frodo: ( watches him go then comes inside and shuts and locks the door feeling lonely he asked Sam over for a sleep over)
Sam: This is a nice Idea ( says laying on the bed looking at the cycling)
Frodo: Yup I agree Smore?
Sam: Smore what?
Frodo: no a Smore here (he tells Sam about Smores)
Legolas: I think I’m going to go eat something as well they are making me hungry be back in a moment! (goes off to get some food comes back and settles in again)
Merry: I think Mike looks cold don’t you Pippin?
Pippin: Yeah better give him some heat.
Merry: (Lights the fuss Mike goes sailing into the sky leaving Merry and Pippin looking like they rolled around in ashes.) Sheesh Mike has a bad temper.
Pippin: Yeah no need to go all exsplove on us. (Gandalf sighs seeing his Smaug the Dragon firework fly into the air.)
Gandalf: I should have known something like this would happen with these raskly Hobbits! (He came over and made Merry and Pippin gives him a back rube)
Legolas: Oh That’s so not right!
Gandalf: Maybe not for them but it is for me (Then Gandalfs back crakes when Pippin jumps on it.) OUCH you little @#$#!@ (Gandalf cries in pain Pippin jumps off and Merry and Pippin runaway) When I can move again you two are so DEAD! (Merry and Pippin run and hide while all this was going on Bilbo had given his farewell speech. Gandalf looked up in time to see Bilbo put on the ring he went to head him off and hide for the fun of it to scare him. Sam and Frodo didn’t even see him go they were to busy talking.
Frodo: Then what happened?
Sam: Well then Will Turner unhinges the jail cell and lets Captain Jack Sparrow So he could help him find Elizabeth The one he is in love with but was to afraid to say anything cause he was just a poor black smith and she was the Governors daughter he thought if he saved her life maybe she would fall in love with him.
Frodo: Wow so is that how you see you and Rosie then did you make this story up?
Sam: No way I don’t make stories up. I heard it I thought it was pretty good a story about devoted love Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Yeah its actually pretty good go on then (So anyways back to Gandalf and Bilbo. Bilbo had come into his hole laughing and slipped off the ring. Gandalf was hiding in the study. Bilbo had everything pre packed he came into the study and whacked Gandalf on the leg with the door)
Gandalf: Ouch! (He hits his head to) Ouch again! (He cries)
Bilbo: AHHHHHH Die you Thief! (It was dark and Bilbo threw his golden ban at Gandalf hitting him in the face)
Gandalf: Ouch again! Bilbo it’s me Gandalf
Bilbo: Yeah ok whatever I’m out of here Frodo will take care of this its his house now IF you are Gandalf make sure Frodo gets that Ring I chucked your head Goodbye!(With out wasting anymore time he whistle for his faithful dwarfs and they all go walking off into the night)
Gandalf: ( steps out from behind the door with lots of bruises he bends down to pick up the golden ring that lay on the floor suddenly an Eye Pops out of the ring and Growls at Gandalf who jumps and hits his head on the cycling and blacks out.
Legolas: ( How can an eye Growl? Think about it and someone please answer that for me Thanks) He wakes up to Frodo Poking him.
Frodo: Are you all right you where muttering things about rings and riddles and I wasn’t sure if you where cat napping or dead I had to make sure sorry.
Gandalf: No I got knocked out by the cycling (Frodo is holding the gold ring in his hand) Aw Bilbo’s Ring he’s gone to stay with the elves he’s left you BagEnd and everything else the ring is your now ( he picks up and envelop ) Put the ring in there.
Frodo: No why should I?
Gandalf: Because The ring isn’t save and should be hidden away that’s why.
Frodo: How do you know that and I don’t feel like putting the ring in a stupid envelope that’s not very save either!
Gandalf: Just do it and stop being so difficult the Frodo in the books and movies trusted me so just put it in and shut up! ( Gandalf wasn’t too happy after all he got in a fight with a hobbit hole and lost)
Frodo: Ok Mr. Grumpy
Gandalf: ( crawls to the door) I’m leaving as well keep the ring secrete and safe.
Frodo: But you just got here.
Gandalf: Yes and if I stay this hobbit hole will be the death off me and I don’t die tell later on now look for me in unexpected places and Times Now Goodbye Frodo and try and take care of yourself ( Gandalf goes out the door and gets on his horse and rides away to Rhoan to have a few drinks for his aching head yes that is a long way to go but if not he would have gone insane staying there with Frodo much longer)
Frodo: ( watches him go then comes inside and shuts and locks the door feeling lonely he asked Sam over for a sleep over)
Sam: This is a nice Idea ( says laying on the bed looking at the cycling)
Frodo: Yup I agree Smore?
Sam: Smore what?
Frodo: no a Smore here (he tells Sam about Smores)
Legolas: I think I’m going to go eat something as well they are making me hungry be back in a moment! (goes off to get some food comes back and settles in again)