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Kelly goes to Middle Earth

By: cathankitten
folder -Multi-Age › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 5
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Chaffy FORE

Declamer for this chappy. I do no own anyonething here I don't own Leggypoo or the twins or anywhoo *sobs* please please don not sue meee. I am poor I own not a thing I have no money reely

tyvm. My orignal charecter hear is no Mary sue I repent not a Mary sue revew revew revew

I have reading SHAKESPREESERS !! I am writted this one in play from >D

Fic Kelly goes to Middle Earth 4/?
Author:cathankitten
Beta: none ...lol


Act 1 seen 1 Sceene is at Hope House

Gordon =.= Nat 0.o: We think not!..........

Authorish : AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW sorry sorry I ment Homily house Sorry I enterupted you two go on bye bye on to story.

...Enter Ellrond and Elroher....

(Elron spankith his sun soundishly)

Elron:: Be naughty you is, ionnon.

Ekrrohi: sobish i am doing sob sob sob.. who is to me naugh is I bit me thumb hardlish blood flows addy.

Elronds: nighty be you my middle one. No disobeyd me no more. Respectish my wishes, and nauh gellous of the baby brother. deer to us that he is

(spankity spank spank hard hard elrond do)

..Entered "Elegwatharmaisil ( mot marry sure):.. Adari adair were for arther adari??

Elron: Come hens forth youngest of my lions I am here hark hark come here.

Elladan: Adaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why do thow lof him more then I, pray I am sobby truely my sool is soiled for these pain.

Elrond: Ellydany my elders I love you same like peas in a pod, owls on a tree branch, fish in the see *Fishy swimming in the tank.. looking for something... but what will you find*

Elegwathaisil ( mot marry sew) Ada love me bestest na na na brother oh mine pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

Elladan: CRY oh pain teas tears teee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee adda he is teasing me most horrorablly I spit tears oh oh oh

(Elond removed Elly off lap and replaced with Eletwenet)

Elond: naughty bad bad elfing of mine no speak to elder brother thusly I spenking you hard and formly.

Elegwatthaiery: Sob me sob cry tease of pain not for joy.

Act 1 seen 2 The Woulds

...Enter Legolass and Elldanny...

Eladan: Cum wichish way Legs we must snif out were Kelly ish at, before adar-mine, notices we are nah there.

Leggy-pooish : Behind be I be to you cometh quickly I am

..Enter elfives from Lorthlorry..

Elf won: Come friend of us new to seeing here. We must me meating with Elrond lord of here place around

Eladan: HOO IS EWE????

Elf one: I am Halder this be me brother Orephin and my other brother ish Rumal.

Orephin: Hello

Rumil: Wazupish?

Leggy-poo Oh you are pretty far one is you swingish way of male male elfs prey speek quick my loins are in parelly ( Legy says to Rue)

( Leaped infront of Rue do Hal and Ory)

Halddare: BACKISH AWAY BE, GONE ,FOR MOUTER GENITAL ,AND NAVY BROTHER MOST SECRET TO US!!!!

Orephy: Lest we remove they head for my neck and kicked it way far.

(Ru flitters lids of eyes and smacks like at Leggy-pop)

Rumilly: Bro do not defendish me so. I am old enough deepart away so I can submit to far elf here ( Leaps at Leggy)

tbc

So sorry it was so short cry. I needed to stop at cliffy.

Note: Gordon and Nat an the Hope House series belong to Cat. The stories can be found here http://www.geocities.com/catsfiction/index They are in no way, shape, or form, bad grammar fics. This is a well written series, and so are the other ones, on that site. I just thought it would be funny to make the author muck up the name and have those two characters pop-up. You know how some authors have other characters, who really shouldn't pop-up, do so? Yep that's it.
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