Jardin de Plaisir.
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Lord of the Rings Movies › General › Lord of the Ring Stars
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,533
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is work of fiction! I do not know the celebrity(ies) I am writing about, and I do not profit from these writings.
Dominic.
"What the hell am I doing here, Lij? I may have drunk a lot, but I know a freakin' whorehouse when I see one!"
"Would you keep your tongue in a knot!" Elijah hissed. "This is a brothel with class! Best one in the city."
"Yes, classy alright," Dominic said with disdain as he looked up and down the decorations of the salon. "Look, it's mý birthday and why don't I get to choose where we're going?!"
"Don't be childish, Dom, we've already been to everything yoú like, now it's time for ús to have some fun." Orlando intervened. "Here, have some champagne." He pushed a crystal glass in Dom's hands.
"If you're trying setting me up with one of those ladies again, I swear I'll, I'll..."
"Don't worry Dominic. We solemny swear we won't set you up with a woman tonight."
"Promise? Because I don't want to be locked into a room yet agaín with a lady whose head I've got to pull out of my crotch. Don't laúgh Orlando! It may have been a joke on you gentlemen for the first three times, but it reálly lost its wit the fifth time. And to be quite honest, I néver cared for it anyway..."
Orlando surpressed a giggle at the cruel things they had done to Dom and put his hand on Dom's shoulder. "Well, maybe if you told us sooner you're a poof, we would have left you alone... Seriously, don't worry," he reassured.
Dom took a little sip from his champagne and looked a little more relaxed.
Elijah's eyes met with madame Claudette's and she nodded and signaled her eyes to the ceiling, while she raised four fingers. He nodded and smiled at her and turned to his friends. "Let's raise the glass to Dominic's health! Cheers Dom! And many happy returns!"
"MANY HAPPY RETURNS!" They all drew an ad fundum with a speed that would have disgusted the producers of the noble drink, put down the glasses and turned as one on an unsuspecting Dominic.
Before he knew it, he was lifted in the air and carried upstairs while he screamed obscenities to his mates, much to the entertainment of the other guests and the girls.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKERS!!! YOU SWORE! ORLÁNDO! YOU SWORE, YOU BASTARD!!!"
They were all laughing só loud, that they couldn't possibly anwer their victim.
"I'LL GÉT YOU ALL FOR THIS!!! MY VENGEANCE WILL BE SWEET, ARSEHOLES!"
They laughed even louder.
Elijah opened room number four and they tossed him on the big bed, while they caught their breath. Dominic tried to get up and make a run for the door, but they were quicker and closed it on him, while they were laughing só loud that the tears were seeping down their faces. They were lying in the hallway, tumbling on each other in their fit of laughter, while Sean pulled on the doorhandle to make sure that Dom wouldn't be able to open the door.
Dom hurried to the door and banged on it with both hands. "OPEN THE DOOR! BASTARDS!!!"
Andrew finally caught enough air to be able to speak. "Happy birthday, Dominic. Enjoy!" he singsonged and they all fell into a gigglefit while they clutched their tummies.
Dom let his fore-head fall on the door while he closed his eyes; he felt dejected.
"Not agaín," he whispered. He heard a noise behind him in the candlelit room and quickly began: "Look, I'm sorry miss, but I'm really not..."
A very familiar voice interupted him: "You sure?"
Dom simultaniously opened his eyes and turned around with the speed of lightning. "Billy...?!?"
"Would you keep your tongue in a knot!" Elijah hissed. "This is a brothel with class! Best one in the city."
"Yes, classy alright," Dominic said with disdain as he looked up and down the decorations of the salon. "Look, it's mý birthday and why don't I get to choose where we're going?!"
"Don't be childish, Dom, we've already been to everything yoú like, now it's time for ús to have some fun." Orlando intervened. "Here, have some champagne." He pushed a crystal glass in Dom's hands.
"If you're trying setting me up with one of those ladies again, I swear I'll, I'll..."
"Don't worry Dominic. We solemny swear we won't set you up with a woman tonight."
"Promise? Because I don't want to be locked into a room yet agaín with a lady whose head I've got to pull out of my crotch. Don't laúgh Orlando! It may have been a joke on you gentlemen for the first three times, but it reálly lost its wit the fifth time. And to be quite honest, I néver cared for it anyway..."
Orlando surpressed a giggle at the cruel things they had done to Dom and put his hand on Dom's shoulder. "Well, maybe if you told us sooner you're a poof, we would have left you alone... Seriously, don't worry," he reassured.
Dom took a little sip from his champagne and looked a little more relaxed.
Elijah's eyes met with madame Claudette's and she nodded and signaled her eyes to the ceiling, while she raised four fingers. He nodded and smiled at her and turned to his friends. "Let's raise the glass to Dominic's health! Cheers Dom! And many happy returns!"
"MANY HAPPY RETURNS!" They all drew an ad fundum with a speed that would have disgusted the producers of the noble drink, put down the glasses and turned as one on an unsuspecting Dominic.
Before he knew it, he was lifted in the air and carried upstairs while he screamed obscenities to his mates, much to the entertainment of the other guests and the girls.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKERS!!! YOU SWORE! ORLÁNDO! YOU SWORE, YOU BASTARD!!!"
They were all laughing só loud, that they couldn't possibly anwer their victim.
"I'LL GÉT YOU ALL FOR THIS!!! MY VENGEANCE WILL BE SWEET, ARSEHOLES!"
They laughed even louder.
Elijah opened room number four and they tossed him on the big bed, while they caught their breath. Dominic tried to get up and make a run for the door, but they were quicker and closed it on him, while they were laughing só loud that the tears were seeping down their faces. They were lying in the hallway, tumbling on each other in their fit of laughter, while Sean pulled on the doorhandle to make sure that Dom wouldn't be able to open the door.
Dom hurried to the door and banged on it with both hands. "OPEN THE DOOR! BASTARDS!!!"
Andrew finally caught enough air to be able to speak. "Happy birthday, Dominic. Enjoy!" he singsonged and they all fell into a gigglefit while they clutched their tummies.
Dom let his fore-head fall on the door while he closed his eyes; he felt dejected.
"Not agaín," he whispered. He heard a noise behind him in the candlelit room and quickly began: "Look, I'm sorry miss, but I'm really not..."
A very familiar voice interupted him: "You sure?"
Dom simultaniously opened his eyes and turned around with the speed of lightning. "Billy...?!?"