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Two Elves and a Computer

By: Iamme
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Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.

(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir R=Rumil O=Orophin)

(N) Rumil walks in to his room, pausing to look at the figure in his bed, wearing his clothes on top of it. Sighing heavily he grabs his clothes and heads down to take a shower. Groaning noticing Orophin stopped in for a visit and has the couch. Afterwards he heads to Haldir’s room.

(R) Haldir! Wake up!!

(H) What?

(R) Why is Legolas in my bed wearing my clothes?

(H) Because my clothes didn't fit and I wasn't going to give up my bed.

(R) Where am I going to sleep?

(H) The floor where else.

(R) I don't appreciate you just giving my bed away.

(H) He was having a bad day.

(R) Then give him your bed. He is your friend. Knowing you you probably instigated it anyway.

(H) *Feigning hurt* I would never try to get my best friend in trouble.

(R) Well you either get Legolas out of my bed or give me yours.

(H) *Throws a pillow at Rumil. * Go to sleep brother, We'll talk about it tomorrow.

* Rumil walks out the door and down to the kitchen and grabs a bucket of ice water. Walking back to Haldir’s room hearing him snore he smiles as he tosses the bucket over him, making sure the bed is verrrry drenched. *

(R) Now brother we can both sleep on the floor.

(H)* sits up wet and shaking with barely contained anger. * I think you will have a bed tonight brother. * Tackles Rumil. *

* Arms and legs flail as the brothers roll around the floor beating the snot out of each other. Orophin and Legolas run in looking at each other and then at Rumil and Haldir. Quickly they pry them apart. *

(O) What is going on?

(R) Haldir gave my bed away!!

(H) He threw water on me!!!

(O) Why don't you both go and crash on the floor. It is to late to worry about this now. (R) (R) But he...

(O) No!! If I have to break up another fight I am going to knock your heads together then maybe we can have some peace!!!

*Haldir and Rumil drag their sleeping bags out glaring at each other. Plotting their revenge in their mind. *

(N) Legolas walks out of Rumils room to see Orophin putting shaving cream in the palms or Rumil and Haldir.

(L) I think I am going to go apologize to Lord Celeborn maybe I can stay there. I know he has a spare bed for when Galadriel kicks him out of theirs.

(O) *Smirks* Come now Legolas surely a little sibling rivalry is not enough to send you away.

(L) A little, no. This however is turning in to war.

(O) *Nods* ing ing like a little Nostalgia.

(N) Legolas quickly leaves before Haldir and Rumil wake up.
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