The Tellings By Pippin And Merry
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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,575
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings book series and movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Kisses and Licks His Saliva Is Glue!?!
Kisses and Licks! HIS Saliva is Glue!
Pippin: Now we come to us, “ZOOM in” Ariel shot from the hover craft Zooms in really close and its way to close now. All you can see is some ones nose up really, really close. “ Ok that’s a little to close come on people get it with it!” They Zoom out so everyone can see the five people plus our new pony named Bill which actually named Ginger Snap and he is really a girl. Anyways the six of us are now walking in the wilderness and Strider is really tall and I am walking behind him and I just can’t get over how tall this guy is. Its like he just keeps on going up and up like there no end to him. Then Frodo Sam and Merry stop to set out Second breakfast. I was still standing right behind Strider and he turns around and steps on my toe.” OW!!!
Strider: Sorry, Anyways Gentlemen we do not stop tell night fall.
Pippin: What about Breakfast?
Strider: We already had it
Pippin: We’ve had one yes but what about 2nd Breakfast?
Strider: Just goes on walking.
Frodo: I am only going to be skin and bones by the end of this trip!
Merry: Don’t think he knows about 2nd Breakfast Pip
Pippin: What about ellvenscess, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Super he knows about them doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn’t count on it Pip.
Pippin: *then an apple comes sailing over the trees and Merry catches it and hands it to me then gives me a kiss right on the lips then pats my head, Just as he walked away I get pelted in the head with another apple.” I do Say its raining apples Merry.”
Merry: No its not now come on!” He takes my hand so we can catch up to Strider no wonder they called him Strider cause he is such a long walker he has those long legs. Then it dawned on me that Merry kissed me.
Pippin: Merry did you just give me a kiss on the lips?
Merry: Yes
Pippin: Ok just making sure I didn’t imagine you doing that.
Merry: Nope no imagining about it Pip
Pippin: Why did you do it?
Merry: Because your so cute when your confused! *Gives me another Kiss then a sloppy lick on the cheek. ”There that’s better.” He grins and then we finally come to Amun Sul I whip or still try and whip of Merry’s saliva but it just isn’t working its like its stuck on my face like glue.
Strider: We will rest here at the Watch Tower.” He tells us as we all Plop down and Merry licks me again.
Pippin: STOP IT what are you a dog?!!!!
Merry: Yup
Pippin: No you’re a hobbit now start acting like a hobbit.
Merry: “Make me” * Licks me again!*
Pippin: If you do that one more time I am going to pop you one so hard you’ll not have nose for a week!
Strider: Ok I am giving you these Sharp pointy things called knifes. Well they could be like swords for you but don’t cut each other with them they are for bad things like Orcs and Black Riders. Now I am going to leave you all alone long enough to get in trouble then I’ll be back alright?
Frodo: Sounds like a good plan to me.
Sam: You gave those two something Sharp. *He wonders very worried.*
Strider: “Yup well have fun” Turns the corner and is gone.
Pippin: Now we come to us, “ZOOM in” Ariel shot from the hover craft Zooms in really close and its way to close now. All you can see is some ones nose up really, really close. “ Ok that’s a little to close come on people get it with it!” They Zoom out so everyone can see the five people plus our new pony named Bill which actually named Ginger Snap and he is really a girl. Anyways the six of us are now walking in the wilderness and Strider is really tall and I am walking behind him and I just can’t get over how tall this guy is. Its like he just keeps on going up and up like there no end to him. Then Frodo Sam and Merry stop to set out Second breakfast. I was still standing right behind Strider and he turns around and steps on my toe.” OW!!!
Strider: Sorry, Anyways Gentlemen we do not stop tell night fall.
Pippin: What about Breakfast?
Strider: We already had it
Pippin: We’ve had one yes but what about 2nd Breakfast?
Strider: Just goes on walking.
Frodo: I am only going to be skin and bones by the end of this trip!
Merry: Don’t think he knows about 2nd Breakfast Pip
Pippin: What about ellvenscess, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Super he knows about them doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn’t count on it Pip.
Pippin: *then an apple comes sailing over the trees and Merry catches it and hands it to me then gives me a kiss right on the lips then pats my head, Just as he walked away I get pelted in the head with another apple.” I do Say its raining apples Merry.”
Merry: No its not now come on!” He takes my hand so we can catch up to Strider no wonder they called him Strider cause he is such a long walker he has those long legs. Then it dawned on me that Merry kissed me.
Pippin: Merry did you just give me a kiss on the lips?
Merry: Yes
Pippin: Ok just making sure I didn’t imagine you doing that.
Merry: Nope no imagining about it Pip
Pippin: Why did you do it?
Merry: Because your so cute when your confused! *Gives me another Kiss then a sloppy lick on the cheek. ”There that’s better.” He grins and then we finally come to Amun Sul I whip or still try and whip of Merry’s saliva but it just isn’t working its like its stuck on my face like glue.
Strider: We will rest here at the Watch Tower.” He tells us as we all Plop down and Merry licks me again.
Pippin: STOP IT what are you a dog?!!!!
Merry: Yup
Pippin: No you’re a hobbit now start acting like a hobbit.
Merry: “Make me” * Licks me again!*
Pippin: If you do that one more time I am going to pop you one so hard you’ll not have nose for a week!
Strider: Ok I am giving you these Sharp pointy things called knifes. Well they could be like swords for you but don’t cut each other with them they are for bad things like Orcs and Black Riders. Now I am going to leave you all alone long enough to get in trouble then I’ll be back alright?
Frodo: Sounds like a good plan to me.
Sam: You gave those two something Sharp. *He wonders very worried.*
Strider: “Yup well have fun” Turns the corner and is gone.