Return Of The King Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,032
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Parody Of the rings
Then out of the wall comes Brian the King,
Brian: We will fight for you! * he nodes and smiles his teeth perfact*
Legolas: *dosen't know if I likes that but I'll shrugs it off and puts in another crest whiting strip, As the Cortest ships come sailing by. The tree of us stand there looking all little and pathatice*
Aragron: You may not enter into Gondor!
Dued On Ship: You and what army!
Aragron: Give him a warning shot with your smile Legolas.
Gimli: Mind your aim!
Legolas: *as I go to smile he points me right at the person and he dies from sheer blinding light*
Gimli: Opps you've been warned hehehe
Dued On Ship: Oh you'll pay for that
Aragron: Oh really how much! *then Brian and his army comes bursting through killing all the cortest people in there ships.*
Gimli: These guys sure do come in handie!
Legolas: I'll say plus these strips help with not wasteing My Arrows.*he says and hands on to Aragron* Try it makes your mouth Minty Fresh
Aragon: *Puts it in then smiles*
Legolas: *isn't effected by the light and smiles back at Aragron who had on shades*
Gimli: * was just covering his eyes*
Everytime Aragon and I smiled or talked light beams would should out of our mouths. It was fun.
Frodo: *looks at Sam*
Sam: *Sam Looks at Frodo*
Frodo: Sam
Sam: Yes Mr Frodo
Frodo: What was it we were doing last?
Sam: I don't remember Mr Frodo perhaps we should rewined and see?
Frodo: Are we aloud to do that?
Sam: Or lets look back on the scripted *opens a scripted and reads flipping back words.*
Sam caught up to Frodo and drug him over to the the steps and there was a aloud sound that came from the tower.
Sam: Oh great look what ye did Mr Frodo!
Frodo: I want to go tord the lights they are pretty.
Sam: Hush *he says and drags him away up the steps there they watch there first of Mordor's armies marching out.*
Witch King: *SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHH* *cough cough* sprays some stuff in the back of his throat* Screechhhhhhhh*
Frodo: No No that is way back in the two towers Sam give me that * takes the script and flips through*
Frodo: *mutters to himself* why did it have to be the dead marshes why whywhy!
Gollum: hush we are trying to have a converstion with ourselves!
Frodo: Well I am having one with myself so bug off or I mean keep watch and I'll talk to myself more quitly *mutters* why did it have to be gollum and how in the world can Sam sleep in this place?!
Sam: *lays there with eyes open thinking to himself* I am never going to get any sleep around this feild of trash or it smells like that or some one died! Or many someones! I can't believe Frodo decided to go swimming in the muck now he stinkins this whole places stinks! I don't know why he'd want to swim anyways for the big fact that he can't swim he is a crazy old bat thats all I know!*(Sam thought he was talking to himself he was saying this out loud)
Frodo: A crazy Bat am I?
Sam: Thats two towers as well silly Mr Frodo!
Frodo: Well I just can't remember what we were doing last. *he says leaning on his hand and sighs*
Legolas: Here let me help you out. *takes script* Last you were eatting roast chicken with Shire Salt!
Frodo: OH I knew that Ok Sam now we head for Mount Doom!
Sam: I like the roast chicken thing better
Frodo: Sam we can have all the roast chicken we want once we aren't in the pic anymore. By the way Thanks Legolas! *waves his hand*
Legolas: No Prob!
So Frodo and Sam toil along the sharp rockie train of Mordor.
Sam: This sure is sharp
Frodo: Yeah and rockie I like grass alot better
Sam: I agree with you on that Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Sheesh I am hungry again and Im getting tired this ring sure is heavey its like a rock on my neck.
Sam: I could carry.....
Frodo: Back You slime the ring is MINE *says hissing and bapping on him*
Sam: Sheesh I was going to say carry you golly Geepers Mr Frodo * he says and halls him over his shoulder and carries him up some of the rockis and over them*
Frodo: I never thought I'd be carried like a sack of Potato's Sam
Sam: Well Mr Frodo when your weighed down with the ring you are pretty much a sack of Tators.
Frodo: Thanks Sam
Meanwhile
Pippin had cleaned out the mess hall and the armies of Mordor was growing closer and closer to Minth Tarith and Denthoer still didn't believe it and so he sat in his chair eatting and made Pippin Dance and sing for him while he sent his son to death Pippin got so mad he tossed a hard peice of Bread and Denthoer and bulted out of the room faster then a speeding Gamgee.
Denthore: YOU Runt *he calls*
Pippin: *goes to his room and finds Gandalfs robe rope and starts jump ropeing with it* 1 little wizord 2 little wizord 3 little wizord 4 little wizords make more wizords!
Gandalf: *came out of the wash room in a towle*
Pippin: AHHHHHHHHHH *runs but hits the wall and knocks himself out.*
Gandalf: Well at lest he didn't get away with my robe rope *says yanking it from his hands*
Pippin: *Wakes up and he his alone now but he climbes out the window and starts picking on some kids.* Im taller then you and older then you hahaha
Boy: Your as tall as me you twat
Pippin: Watch who your calling a twat! *takes the rains of a horse* I bet you won't think Im a twat after this!
Boy: *Looks nerves*
Pippin: *starts to jump rope with it* One Little Hobbit 2 little hobbit 3 little Hobbit 4 little Hobbits Lets Make More 5 little Hobbit 6 little Hobbit 7 little hobbit 8 little hobbit 9 little hobbit 10 little hobbit lets do it again! *stops* Let me see you try Boy!
Boy: Thats easy * Boy goes to do it and trips and hits his face*
Pippin: I am the best * crosses his arms*
Boy: How do you know!
Pippin: Because I look like a kid I can jump rope plus get all the ale I want! *crosses his arms*
Merry: *sits there or stands there getting his pony ready for war*
Thedoen: Merry you must stay behind your to little and no one wants you as one of there little people to have to watch over so your staying I don't want to hear another word about it i am king and I have spoken goodday! * trots off!*
Merry: YOU BUM TWAT! *tosses mud at Theodens Head hits him squar in the head too* he hides behind his pony*
Thedoen: That dosen't change my answer
Merry: Poopie
Eyown rides by and sweeps him off his feed.
Eyown: Ride with me
Merry: Like I have much choice Now!
Brian: We will fight for you! * he nodes and smiles his teeth perfact*
Legolas: *dosen't know if I likes that but I'll shrugs it off and puts in another crest whiting strip, As the Cortest ships come sailing by. The tree of us stand there looking all little and pathatice*
Aragron: You may not enter into Gondor!
Dued On Ship: You and what army!
Aragron: Give him a warning shot with your smile Legolas.
Gimli: Mind your aim!
Legolas: *as I go to smile he points me right at the person and he dies from sheer blinding light*
Gimli: Opps you've been warned hehehe
Dued On Ship: Oh you'll pay for that
Aragron: Oh really how much! *then Brian and his army comes bursting through killing all the cortest people in there ships.*
Gimli: These guys sure do come in handie!
Legolas: I'll say plus these strips help with not wasteing My Arrows.*he says and hands on to Aragron* Try it makes your mouth Minty Fresh
Aragon: *Puts it in then smiles*
Legolas: *isn't effected by the light and smiles back at Aragron who had on shades*
Gimli: * was just covering his eyes*
Everytime Aragon and I smiled or talked light beams would should out of our mouths. It was fun.
Frodo: *looks at Sam*
Sam: *Sam Looks at Frodo*
Frodo: Sam
Sam: Yes Mr Frodo
Frodo: What was it we were doing last?
Sam: I don't remember Mr Frodo perhaps we should rewined and see?
Frodo: Are we aloud to do that?
Sam: Or lets look back on the scripted *opens a scripted and reads flipping back words.*
Sam caught up to Frodo and drug him over to the the steps and there was a aloud sound that came from the tower.
Sam: Oh great look what ye did Mr Frodo!
Frodo: I want to go tord the lights they are pretty.
Sam: Hush *he says and drags him away up the steps there they watch there first of Mordor's armies marching out.*
Witch King: *SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHH* *cough cough* sprays some stuff in the back of his throat* Screechhhhhhhh*
Frodo: No No that is way back in the two towers Sam give me that * takes the script and flips through*
Frodo: *mutters to himself* why did it have to be the dead marshes why whywhy!
Gollum: hush we are trying to have a converstion with ourselves!
Frodo: Well I am having one with myself so bug off or I mean keep watch and I'll talk to myself more quitly *mutters* why did it have to be gollum and how in the world can Sam sleep in this place?!
Sam: *lays there with eyes open thinking to himself* I am never going to get any sleep around this feild of trash or it smells like that or some one died! Or many someones! I can't believe Frodo decided to go swimming in the muck now he stinkins this whole places stinks! I don't know why he'd want to swim anyways for the big fact that he can't swim he is a crazy old bat thats all I know!*(Sam thought he was talking to himself he was saying this out loud)
Frodo: A crazy Bat am I?
Sam: Thats two towers as well silly Mr Frodo!
Frodo: Well I just can't remember what we were doing last. *he says leaning on his hand and sighs*
Legolas: Here let me help you out. *takes script* Last you were eatting roast chicken with Shire Salt!
Frodo: OH I knew that Ok Sam now we head for Mount Doom!
Sam: I like the roast chicken thing better
Frodo: Sam we can have all the roast chicken we want once we aren't in the pic anymore. By the way Thanks Legolas! *waves his hand*
Legolas: No Prob!
So Frodo and Sam toil along the sharp rockie train of Mordor.
Sam: This sure is sharp
Frodo: Yeah and rockie I like grass alot better
Sam: I agree with you on that Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Sheesh I am hungry again and Im getting tired this ring sure is heavey its like a rock on my neck.
Sam: I could carry.....
Frodo: Back You slime the ring is MINE *says hissing and bapping on him*
Sam: Sheesh I was going to say carry you golly Geepers Mr Frodo * he says and halls him over his shoulder and carries him up some of the rockis and over them*
Frodo: I never thought I'd be carried like a sack of Potato's Sam
Sam: Well Mr Frodo when your weighed down with the ring you are pretty much a sack of Tators.
Frodo: Thanks Sam
Meanwhile
Pippin had cleaned out the mess hall and the armies of Mordor was growing closer and closer to Minth Tarith and Denthoer still didn't believe it and so he sat in his chair eatting and made Pippin Dance and sing for him while he sent his son to death Pippin got so mad he tossed a hard peice of Bread and Denthoer and bulted out of the room faster then a speeding Gamgee.
Denthore: YOU Runt *he calls*
Pippin: *goes to his room and finds Gandalfs robe rope and starts jump ropeing with it* 1 little wizord 2 little wizord 3 little wizord 4 little wizords make more wizords!
Gandalf: *came out of the wash room in a towle*
Pippin: AHHHHHHHHHH *runs but hits the wall and knocks himself out.*
Gandalf: Well at lest he didn't get away with my robe rope *says yanking it from his hands*
Pippin: *Wakes up and he his alone now but he climbes out the window and starts picking on some kids.* Im taller then you and older then you hahaha
Boy: Your as tall as me you twat
Pippin: Watch who your calling a twat! *takes the rains of a horse* I bet you won't think Im a twat after this!
Boy: *Looks nerves*
Pippin: *starts to jump rope with it* One Little Hobbit 2 little hobbit 3 little Hobbit 4 little Hobbits Lets Make More 5 little Hobbit 6 little Hobbit 7 little hobbit 8 little hobbit 9 little hobbit 10 little hobbit lets do it again! *stops* Let me see you try Boy!
Boy: Thats easy * Boy goes to do it and trips and hits his face*
Pippin: I am the best * crosses his arms*
Boy: How do you know!
Pippin: Because I look like a kid I can jump rope plus get all the ale I want! *crosses his arms*
Merry: *sits there or stands there getting his pony ready for war*
Thedoen: Merry you must stay behind your to little and no one wants you as one of there little people to have to watch over so your staying I don't want to hear another word about it i am king and I have spoken goodday! * trots off!*
Merry: YOU BUM TWAT! *tosses mud at Theodens Head hits him squar in the head too* he hides behind his pony*
Thedoen: That dosen't change my answer
Merry: Poopie
Eyown rides by and sweeps him off his feed.
Eyown: Ride with me
Merry: Like I have much choice Now!