Two Towers Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
938
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 4
Emor: *finally gets there but the thing is he had been standing there watching Legolas and Aragron Argue thought it was funny so he wouldn't brake it up. He chuckles*
Horse Men #55: My Bets on the Blonde.
Horse Men # 13045: Yes me too.
Horse Me # 7777: Im going with the grudgie ranger guy.
Horse Under # 7777: Only cause he thinks he is Hot.
Horse Under #55: *snorts in laughter* yeah *the others join the laughter*
Legolas: *has arrow out pointing it at Aragrons face* Say it Say it! * eye starts to twitch*
Gimli: Whoa Legolas clam down its not that big a deal if you know your not gay then stop getting so worked up.
500 Horse men Gimli and Aragron all stop and: UHHHHHH
Legolas: *stands up shakes his head Then shots Typist in the bum*
Typist: OUCH hey why did you do that!?
Legolas: I thought we weren't going to have any gay cracks about me.
Typist: I know I know My fingers got carried away I'll stop now.
Gimli: *snickers*
Typist: So anyways back to the orginal story or is it ha ha.
Legolas Gimli and Aragron find them selves in cricled bye 500 horse and spears.
Aragron: OUCH!
Horse men #4: Oh Im so sorry I didn't mean for my horse to step on your foot.
Aragron: &*^%@!
Emor: *comes bursting through on his horse and steps on his other foot*
Aragron: Ouch! %$#@!
Emor:Oh whoa Im so sorry about that." He slids off his horse* Anyways what are the three of you doing popping out of no where like that in Rhona we don't like trickieness.So are you spys what are you anyways?"
Gimli: give me your name Horse Master and I shall give ye mine.
Emor: Please I'd cut off your head dwarve if it was but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: YOU WOULD DIE BEFORE YOU STROK FELL! * whips out my long lorien bow and arrow point it right at his Neck since he had that long horse cross eyed thing in the middle of his forhead.*
Aragron: *is kind of preocupied with haveing his totisies steped on*
500 spears point at Legolas.
Aragron: Please we do not want to fight! * he cries*
Legolas: Oh NO! * was so in a killing fighting mood* First he calls us spys then he says he'll chop of Gimli's head them be fightin Words. * I say still with my arrow strung to the string*
Aragron: WHY did you have to upset the elf, dued he is touchie about his dwarf alright.We aren't spys Im not a stranger your king gave me leave to wonder acrossed these feilds freely as I choose. I am Aragron Son of Arathorn This is Gimil Son of Glion, The Hot Tempered Elf is Legolas Son Of the King of Mirkwood. We come in prusute of Urki they had kidnapped two of our friends. We have travled far to save them in 3 days time from Edorus. I mean Rouros (can't spell I can say it though! you know the water fall where fellowshipe broke up ok cool!)
Emor: Wow thats along run. Well sorry we killed those Orcs Last night and had a Bonfire with there bodies smoores are good and so are winnies anyways here is two exstra horses cause Ted and Lenny couldn't make it so have there horses but take care of them and look for your friends but No hopeing in this land its a aginst the law plus the king is not as you would have found him before so now we must ride. Sorry about my harsh words an all Im not having the best day. Oh yeah My Name Is Emor 3rd Marshall of the Riddamark and Nepuew To King Theonden Anyways we must be off farewell. * gets on his horse and they all run away as fast as they had come.
Legolas: Well how about that we have horses.
Gimli: grate they forgot me.
Aragron: Dwarves don't ride Horses.
Gimli: Please I took 90 years of equstron. I love to ride.
Legolas: *Puts bow and arrow down after holding it up for the long speaches* Ew look at this saddle I don't ride on a saddle I ride bare back off with the saddle! * I unstrap the saddle and rains and leap lightly on to the frisky Horse who then clams down* Aw he likes me. * feeds him an apple then some oats*
Aragron: where in the heck did you get that stuff?
Legolas: Oh in my pocket.
Aragron: I didn't know you had pockets.
Legolas: well I do now plus Im an elf rememeber I can do a lot of things normal people can't do.
Aragron: Well whatever lets get going I wanna find these little truds before the beganing of next year!
Gimli: Turds I thought we were looking for Hobbits? Are we running around in curciles all this time for Turds?
Aragron: *sighs*
Legolas: Its Ranger Slang Gimli.
Gimli: Ew let me ride with you I don't like his durity Lango.
Legolas: * Helps Gimli up on my horse we finally ride off to see if we could find Merry and Pippin*
Gollum: *it was now night and he lead them skipping arcossed the marshes which were muddy stickie and gross* we wants catch a fissssssssh so juice ssssssweet la la la la la la!* They heard him hum to himself.
Frodo and Sam tried there best to keep up with them.
Sam: I hope he won't keep singing for to long Mr Frodo he has already driven me crazy with 99 Bones on the wall!
Frodo: Oh he is just happy plus he lead us out of the stinkin rocks and at lest when we sleep the ground won't be so hard.
Sam: Yeah just mushie.
Frodo: Stop your wineing alright Im having enough trouble with the ring whispering things in my ears with out your nagging as well!*huffs off after Gollum*
Sam: *fallows feels like he had been sucker punched in the gut.*
Frodo: *comes back and gives Sam a huggle* OH Samwise Gamgee Im so so so so so so so sorry about that just forgive ol Mr Frodo and come along now. * he says taking him by the hand he leads him on through the marshes.*
Sam: *really didn't know how to think or reacked to Mr Frodo's odd behavor he figured it was just the ring so he'd just let it slide and not let anything Mr Frodo said to him hurt his feelings as Frodo really didn't mean it. Then Sam gets hit in the face by a muck ball*
Frodo: mwahahahahahahahaha *points and laughs but soon his face gets smacked back* Hey Im your master you can't do that!
Sam: Who says?
Frodo: I do!
Sam: *throws another one at him*
Frodo: OH that does it! *tackles Sam they go Mub wresling all over the marshes.*
Gollum: You sssssssstupied Hobbitessssss get up we have NO timesssssss for thissssssss sssssstupied Mub fights now come on Is buld and wrinklie enough with out young wiper snapers making it worse!
Frodo & Sam: *Whom are drinched in mud look at each other and blink then stand up*
Frodo: Sorry Gollum lead on now we are done.
Gollum: Thanksssssss now don't make me pull this walk over again!
Frodo&Sam: Yes Gollum
Sam: *Pulls open Frodo's shirt and puts some Mud down it*
Frodo: *Smashes some mud into Sam's face*
Gollum: I mean it the next Hobbit who does something I'll drowned you with the dead ones!* he says pointing to the dead people in the water.*
Sam: Great Mushrooms and Carrots theres bodies in there!
Frodo: Ewww we played in there muck oh Im going to be sick!*face truns green he throws up in the water its steams*
Sam: Oh thats just gross. * throws up as well* I don't remember having noddles or corn.
Frodo: Lets get the heck out of here its gross and it stinks.
Gollum: *sighs leads them to a place where they could rest*
Frodo: leans agesnt a rock thinking to himself* I don't like sitting on top of dead people its creepy this whole place is creepy Gollum is creepy this rock is creepy the sky is creepy. This Ring is beautiful I could never tosses it away its so lovely and I love how the moon light glows off the ring.he pets his ring, Good ring stay nice ring.*
Ring: *Purrrr he is the nicest person I have ever tried to corupet*
Horse Men #55: My Bets on the Blonde.
Horse Men # 13045: Yes me too.
Horse Me # 7777: Im going with the grudgie ranger guy.
Horse Under # 7777: Only cause he thinks he is Hot.
Horse Under #55: *snorts in laughter* yeah *the others join the laughter*
Legolas: *has arrow out pointing it at Aragrons face* Say it Say it! * eye starts to twitch*
Gimli: Whoa Legolas clam down its not that big a deal if you know your not gay then stop getting so worked up.
500 Horse men Gimli and Aragron all stop and: UHHHHHH
Legolas: *stands up shakes his head Then shots Typist in the bum*
Typist: OUCH hey why did you do that!?
Legolas: I thought we weren't going to have any gay cracks about me.
Typist: I know I know My fingers got carried away I'll stop now.
Gimli: *snickers*
Typist: So anyways back to the orginal story or is it ha ha.
Legolas Gimli and Aragron find them selves in cricled bye 500 horse and spears.
Aragron: OUCH!
Horse men #4: Oh Im so sorry I didn't mean for my horse to step on your foot.
Aragron: &*^%@!
Emor: *comes bursting through on his horse and steps on his other foot*
Aragron: Ouch! %$#@!
Emor:Oh whoa Im so sorry about that." He slids off his horse* Anyways what are the three of you doing popping out of no where like that in Rhona we don't like trickieness.So are you spys what are you anyways?"
Gimli: give me your name Horse Master and I shall give ye mine.
Emor: Please I'd cut off your head dwarve if it was but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: YOU WOULD DIE BEFORE YOU STROK FELL! * whips out my long lorien bow and arrow point it right at his Neck since he had that long horse cross eyed thing in the middle of his forhead.*
Aragron: *is kind of preocupied with haveing his totisies steped on*
500 spears point at Legolas.
Aragron: Please we do not want to fight! * he cries*
Legolas: Oh NO! * was so in a killing fighting mood* First he calls us spys then he says he'll chop of Gimli's head them be fightin Words. * I say still with my arrow strung to the string*
Aragron: WHY did you have to upset the elf, dued he is touchie about his dwarf alright.We aren't spys Im not a stranger your king gave me leave to wonder acrossed these feilds freely as I choose. I am Aragron Son of Arathorn This is Gimil Son of Glion, The Hot Tempered Elf is Legolas Son Of the King of Mirkwood. We come in prusute of Urki they had kidnapped two of our friends. We have travled far to save them in 3 days time from Edorus. I mean Rouros (can't spell I can say it though! you know the water fall where fellowshipe broke up ok cool!)
Emor: Wow thats along run. Well sorry we killed those Orcs Last night and had a Bonfire with there bodies smoores are good and so are winnies anyways here is two exstra horses cause Ted and Lenny couldn't make it so have there horses but take care of them and look for your friends but No hopeing in this land its a aginst the law plus the king is not as you would have found him before so now we must ride. Sorry about my harsh words an all Im not having the best day. Oh yeah My Name Is Emor 3rd Marshall of the Riddamark and Nepuew To King Theonden Anyways we must be off farewell. * gets on his horse and they all run away as fast as they had come.
Legolas: Well how about that we have horses.
Gimli: grate they forgot me.
Aragron: Dwarves don't ride Horses.
Gimli: Please I took 90 years of equstron. I love to ride.
Legolas: *Puts bow and arrow down after holding it up for the long speaches* Ew look at this saddle I don't ride on a saddle I ride bare back off with the saddle! * I unstrap the saddle and rains and leap lightly on to the frisky Horse who then clams down* Aw he likes me. * feeds him an apple then some oats*
Aragron: where in the heck did you get that stuff?
Legolas: Oh in my pocket.
Aragron: I didn't know you had pockets.
Legolas: well I do now plus Im an elf rememeber I can do a lot of things normal people can't do.
Aragron: Well whatever lets get going I wanna find these little truds before the beganing of next year!
Gimli: Turds I thought we were looking for Hobbits? Are we running around in curciles all this time for Turds?
Aragron: *sighs*
Legolas: Its Ranger Slang Gimli.
Gimli: Ew let me ride with you I don't like his durity Lango.
Legolas: * Helps Gimli up on my horse we finally ride off to see if we could find Merry and Pippin*
Gollum: *it was now night and he lead them skipping arcossed the marshes which were muddy stickie and gross* we wants catch a fissssssssh so juice ssssssweet la la la la la la!* They heard him hum to himself.
Frodo and Sam tried there best to keep up with them.
Sam: I hope he won't keep singing for to long Mr Frodo he has already driven me crazy with 99 Bones on the wall!
Frodo: Oh he is just happy plus he lead us out of the stinkin rocks and at lest when we sleep the ground won't be so hard.
Sam: Yeah just mushie.
Frodo: Stop your wineing alright Im having enough trouble with the ring whispering things in my ears with out your nagging as well!*huffs off after Gollum*
Sam: *fallows feels like he had been sucker punched in the gut.*
Frodo: *comes back and gives Sam a huggle* OH Samwise Gamgee Im so so so so so so so sorry about that just forgive ol Mr Frodo and come along now. * he says taking him by the hand he leads him on through the marshes.*
Sam: *really didn't know how to think or reacked to Mr Frodo's odd behavor he figured it was just the ring so he'd just let it slide and not let anything Mr Frodo said to him hurt his feelings as Frodo really didn't mean it. Then Sam gets hit in the face by a muck ball*
Frodo: mwahahahahahahahaha *points and laughs but soon his face gets smacked back* Hey Im your master you can't do that!
Sam: Who says?
Frodo: I do!
Sam: *throws another one at him*
Frodo: OH that does it! *tackles Sam they go Mub wresling all over the marshes.*
Gollum: You sssssssstupied Hobbitessssss get up we have NO timesssssss for thissssssss sssssstupied Mub fights now come on Is buld and wrinklie enough with out young wiper snapers making it worse!
Frodo & Sam: *Whom are drinched in mud look at each other and blink then stand up*
Frodo: Sorry Gollum lead on now we are done.
Gollum: Thanksssssss now don't make me pull this walk over again!
Frodo&Sam: Yes Gollum
Sam: *Pulls open Frodo's shirt and puts some Mud down it*
Frodo: *Smashes some mud into Sam's face*
Gollum: I mean it the next Hobbit who does something I'll drowned you with the dead ones!* he says pointing to the dead people in the water.*
Sam: Great Mushrooms and Carrots theres bodies in there!
Frodo: Ewww we played in there muck oh Im going to be sick!*face truns green he throws up in the water its steams*
Sam: Oh thats just gross. * throws up as well* I don't remember having noddles or corn.
Frodo: Lets get the heck out of here its gross and it stinks.
Gollum: *sighs leads them to a place where they could rest*
Frodo: leans agesnt a rock thinking to himself* I don't like sitting on top of dead people its creepy this whole place is creepy Gollum is creepy this rock is creepy the sky is creepy. This Ring is beautiful I could never tosses it away its so lovely and I love how the moon light glows off the ring.he pets his ring, Good ring stay nice ring.*
Ring: *Purrrr he is the nicest person I have ever tried to corupet*