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Cinderella of the BumpNGrind

By: PepperDiesel
folder -Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 4
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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But Wait! There's More!

BLISTERGIRL: *coughs* Ahem, ladies? Woman and she-elf? Some more Cinderella has been uncovered.

ARWEN & EOWYN: Fuck off!

BLISTERGIRL: *mutters* No-one else would let you women MST but I gave you a chance, but that's okay, just bite the hand that writes your scripts... *clearly* The GayShaggingCats wish to present this message from The Author.

++Okay... I have decided to re write this whole story...re do chapters and everything...it might take a while...but ill get it in!
Thank you for patipatients with this story and IM sorry if it caused any inconvenience
Kairi Dark, Princess Of Darkness ++

ARWEN: *unable to resist a chance to analyse The Author's 'use' of 'English'* Oh dear goddesses in heaven. The word 'ill' is used in proximity to the word 'patients', so one can gather there was a botulism issue at the Queen's Balls. Or, if that is a spelling and grammatical error, The Author thanks us for our patience with this story and is sorry if it caused inconvenience.

EOWYN: Well, the story sure did make me cry, but it also brought the two of us closer together.

ARWEN: It was inconvenient in the sense of getting in the way of our PWP.

EOWYN: We never did any PWP until we thought we might have missed our chance.

ARWEN: So, what do you want to do now?

EOWYN: We could wait for more of the story, and then continue our Hobbidykes impersonation.

ARWEN: But The Author says she's going to rewrite the entire thing first! Fucked if I'm going to go through this again.

EOWYN: I think Kairi Dark/ Midnight Rose/ Princess of Darkness (Argh! Split personality disorder spinning out of control!) has had her moment in the sun. It is time to let her go.

ARWEN: You're right. Once they discover editing and spellchecking, it's never the same.

EOWYN: But if we're lucky, she might learn that 'two adjectives for every noun' rule that Jennywrenny swears by.

ARWEN: I think it's time this lame horse was put to rest.

EOWYN: I like horses.

ARWEN: *pats Eowyn's head* I know, honey, I know.

BLISTERGIRL: I might find work for you two elsewhere. If you don't tell me to fuck off again.

ARWEN: *mutters*

EOWYN: *pashes Arwen to shut her up*
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