Two Elves and a Computer
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
1,858
Reviews:
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Recommended:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
Wow, I got reviews surprise surprise!!
(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir C=Celeborn E=Elrond Gl=glorfindel G=Gimli)
(N) A week later.
*Legolas grabs the pack that he has packed and places the note on the table. He snickers as he sneaks out to his motorcycle and rides off towards Gimlis.*
30 mins later.
*Legolas parks and walks in to Gimlis. Shocked expressions appear all around.*
(H) I can't believe you actually made it!!
(L) I told you I would! *L*
(H) How did you convince her to let you come?
(L) Ummmmm.... I left a note.
(H) What did it say?
(L) That I was being sent on an important mission by Lord Celeborn.
*Haldir chews his lip biting back laughter.*
(L) What is so funny?
(H) Ummmm Celeborn called saying he couldn't come...something about having to polish Galadriels mirror.
(L)* groans.* Maybe she won't realize what is going on.
(H) Face it you are going to be living on your own when she finds out. If you’re lucky you'll have some clothes.
(L) I brought some with me just incase.
*Elrond walks in with Celebrain looking a little surprised to see Legolas.*
(E) Legolas... I didn't expect to see you here.
(L) Err...ummmmm...
(E) I was just at the in-laws and heard Galadriel speaking *Cough* yelling at Celeborn about sending you on a secret mission with out asking your wife first ...He looked a little mad.
*Phone rings *
(G) Telephone Legolas. I have never heard Celeborn sound so pissed.
*Legolas pales picking up the receiver.*
(L) Lord Celeborn ...good to hear from you....
(C) WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TELLING YOUR WIFE I WAS SENDING YOU ON A MISSION!!!!!
(L) I didn't tell her I left a note.
(C) JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR WIFE DOESN"T MEAN YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE REST OF US MISERABLE TO. IF YOU EVER GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH GALADRIEL AGAIN I WILL HAVE HER PUT A TORTORUS SPELL ON YOU!!!!!!!!!*Receiver slams down*
(L) Well that went well...*hanging up the phone*
(H) Here your going to need this.*Handing Legolas a drink.*
*Legolas nods sipping it when suddenly there is a slamming of a car door out side.*
(E) Legolas...your wife is here and she is throwing a bunch of stuff in a pile..oh wait now she is.... oh my I hope you brought some clothes* A bright orange glow radiates through the window,*
*Legolas runs over looking out at the bone fire his wife has made of his possessions in the front yard. as she blows him a kiss and drives off.*
(H) You can crash at my place... I don't think you should go home.
(L) Ya think really ? I though she just bbq'd everything I own because she was happy with me.
*Sighs plopping in to a chair with his drink contemplating what it will be like to be single and how much he is going to have to pay his lawyer on Monday. *
(N) An hour and several bottles later.
(L) You know Elrond had I been you I would have just pushed Isildur in to Mt Doom. It would have saved so much trouble..
(E) Were you not so drunk and homeless I might take offense at that.
(L) I am not drunk . *Standing and falling backwards.*
(Gl) Oh no he's not drunk.....
(L) The next person who says I am drunk I am gonna kick their ass...
(GL) I am telling you you are drunk. If you really want to fight go ahead.
*Legolas goes to swing and Glorfindel lets go.*
(L) I can still kick your butt even if I am drunk.
(GL) Come now maybe tomorrow.... A more fair fight...
*Legolas suddenly slams his fist down on Glorfindels toes.*
(GL) *effectively he kicks Legolas .* OW!!!!!!
*Suddenly Haldir and Gimli jump on Glorfindel in retaliation for Legolas.*
(E) I think it is time to go ...*Leading Celebrain around the brawl and out the door.*
(N) The next morning groans resound all around the room. The occupants of the room all bruised and hung over begin to wake.
(H) *Sits up banging his head on the pool table. * AHHHH!!!!! *Grabbing his head he fall back down banging his head on the floor. * Fuck!!!!
(GL) Stop yelling or I am going to send you to Mandos....
(L) Where are my clothes?
(H) You threw up on them ..... and I think Glorfindel tossed the rest in to the bonfire outside..
(L) *Groan*
(GL) Serves you right...
(H) I will bring you something back .... Then you can come to my place till you get a place of your own...
(G) Well despite all the bad it was a great party.
*All nod*
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
Wow, I got reviews surprise surprise!!
(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir C=Celeborn E=Elrond Gl=glorfindel G=Gimli)
(N) A week later.
*Legolas grabs the pack that he has packed and places the note on the table. He snickers as he sneaks out to his motorcycle and rides off towards Gimlis.*
30 mins later.
*Legolas parks and walks in to Gimlis. Shocked expressions appear all around.*
(H) I can't believe you actually made it!!
(L) I told you I would! *L*
(H) How did you convince her to let you come?
(L) Ummmmm.... I left a note.
(H) What did it say?
(L) That I was being sent on an important mission by Lord Celeborn.
*Haldir chews his lip biting back laughter.*
(L) What is so funny?
(H) Ummmm Celeborn called saying he couldn't come...something about having to polish Galadriels mirror.
(L)* groans.* Maybe she won't realize what is going on.
(H) Face it you are going to be living on your own when she finds out. If you’re lucky you'll have some clothes.
(L) I brought some with me just incase.
*Elrond walks in with Celebrain looking a little surprised to see Legolas.*
(E) Legolas... I didn't expect to see you here.
(L) Err...ummmmm...
(E) I was just at the in-laws and heard Galadriel speaking *Cough* yelling at Celeborn about sending you on a secret mission with out asking your wife first ...He looked a little mad.
*Phone rings *
(G) Telephone Legolas. I have never heard Celeborn sound so pissed.
*Legolas pales picking up the receiver.*
(L) Lord Celeborn ...good to hear from you....
(C) WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TELLING YOUR WIFE I WAS SENDING YOU ON A MISSION!!!!!
(L) I didn't tell her I left a note.
(C) JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR WIFE DOESN"T MEAN YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE REST OF US MISERABLE TO. IF YOU EVER GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH GALADRIEL AGAIN I WILL HAVE HER PUT A TORTORUS SPELL ON YOU!!!!!!!!!*Receiver slams down*
(L) Well that went well...*hanging up the phone*
(H) Here your going to need this.*Handing Legolas a drink.*
*Legolas nods sipping it when suddenly there is a slamming of a car door out side.*
(E) Legolas...your wife is here and she is throwing a bunch of stuff in a pile..oh wait now she is.... oh my I hope you brought some clothes* A bright orange glow radiates through the window,*
*Legolas runs over looking out at the bone fire his wife has made of his possessions in the front yard. as she blows him a kiss and drives off.*
(H) You can crash at my place... I don't think you should go home.
(L) Ya think really ? I though she just bbq'd everything I own because she was happy with me.
*Sighs plopping in to a chair with his drink contemplating what it will be like to be single and how much he is going to have to pay his lawyer on Monday. *
(N) An hour and several bottles later.
(L) You know Elrond had I been you I would have just pushed Isildur in to Mt Doom. It would have saved so much trouble..
(E) Were you not so drunk and homeless I might take offense at that.
(L) I am not drunk . *Standing and falling backwards.*
(Gl) Oh no he's not drunk.....
(L) The next person who says I am drunk I am gonna kick their ass...
(GL) I am telling you you are drunk. If you really want to fight go ahead.
*Legolas goes to swing and Glorfindel lets go.*
(L) I can still kick your butt even if I am drunk.
(GL) Come now maybe tomorrow.... A more fair fight...
*Legolas suddenly slams his fist down on Glorfindels toes.*
(GL) *effectively he kicks Legolas .* OW!!!!!!
*Suddenly Haldir and Gimli jump on Glorfindel in retaliation for Legolas.*
(E) I think it is time to go ...*Leading Celebrain around the brawl and out the door.*
(N) The next morning groans resound all around the room. The occupants of the room all bruised and hung over begin to wake.
(H) *Sits up banging his head on the pool table. * AHHHH!!!!! *Grabbing his head he fall back down banging his head on the floor. * Fuck!!!!
(GL) Stop yelling or I am going to send you to Mandos....
(L) Where are my clothes?
(H) You threw up on them ..... and I think Glorfindel tossed the rest in to the bonfire outside..
(L) *Groan*
(GL) Serves you right...
(H) I will bring you something back .... Then you can come to my place till you get a place of your own...
(G) Well despite all the bad it was a great party.
*All nod*