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The Tellings By Pippin And Merry

By: Sephanie
folder Lord of the Rings Movies › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 6
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings book series and movie series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Sleeping and Leap Frogging

Sleeping and Leap Froging!

Ted: Please don’t let that happen to me.
Frodo: Don’t worry” He whispers.
Sam: Sniffles” I know I just can’t help but worry Mr. Frodo what if Merry’s story is True?” He says nibbling on his fingernails.
Frodo: Oh Sam it was just a story Merry doesn’t know what’s going to happen.” He assures him and pats Sam on the cheek they both snuggle together for “warmth” and fell into a peaceful sleep.

Merry and I also sleep happy in our sleeping bag…. so several days pass and we see this Man with a blue hat and yellow Boots but he scared us so we didn’t stay long. We went to Bree finally and we had a little trouble with the door man but Frodo showed him his I.D. and we got to come into the city of Bree and also he had to show is ID at the Prancing Pony which was fake one he was going under a secret named called. Mr. Underhill.

(Meanwhile Gandalf)
Gandalf is making sculptures out of his mashed Potato’s up on the giant Tee. He was wishing his friend Edger would hurry up and come. Edger is the Lord Of all Engel’s
(Short glimpse back to the hobbits!)

Pippin: Comes back with a two Litter of Pepsi look Merry it’s a Giant Pepsi!
Merry: “Wow maybe the human world isn’t all that bad after all” We both pop straws in the Pepsi and sip it.
Pippin: “it tickles my tongue!” I giggle then it bubbles and hits me in the nose then on Q Merry and I let out a huge Belch!
Then this tall guy in a black robe with a hood came over and yelled at us. ”What away to bring attention to yourselves when your under cover, come into a room with me I have to speak with you now.”
Frodo: Under cover we aren’t under cover we are just going on a lovely vacation a crossed middle Earth not knowing really were we are going call it a road trip if you will.
Merry: Besides what’s your name anyways tall man?
Strider: My Name is Strider now come along you four!” He ushers us into our room.
Sam: Hey what’s the meaning of this long Shanks?
Strider: Names Strider not Long Shanks!
Sam: Sorry *He blushes*
Frodo:” Well Strider what’s up?” He says really curies now.
Strider: I have come help you since Gandalf is on a Tee right now.
Frodo: What why is Gandalf in this and why is he on a Tee?
Strider: Don’t you have any Idea why you’re here in the first place?!
Frodo: Um No not really
Strider: You know the ring you have?
Frodo: Yes so what about it!
Strider: That’s why you left we must find away to destroy the ring or figure out what to do with it. Gandalf sent you away cause you are being tracked by Things called Nuzgle.
Frodo: A what?
Strider: Ring Wriths
Frodo: Come again?
Strider: Black Riders with swords and they are quit goofy at that so just watch your selves you guys aren’t very smart are you?!
Frodo: “I have an IQ of Um” Tries to think.
He looks over at Merry and I by this time were are both jumping on the bed. Playing Leap frog and Sam is timing us to see how long we can jump over each other before one of us got tired.
Strider: Well you all better enjoy your time because your not going to be here much longer. Inside I am going to take you on foot for two months through the wilderness tell we get to Rivendell how dose that sound?” He says going down on his knees and talking to us like we were children.
Sam: “What Rivendell isn’t that were elves Live!” He says happily and hugs Strider then skips around the room and dose a dance with Frodo.
Strider Sighs and sits down on a rocking chair and takes out something to smoke.
Mean while we were taking a bath this time we were seeing who could hold their breath under the water long enough! I won that of course I am very proud of it!
I started to sing a song!
“Sing Hey for the bath at close of day to wash the weary mud away a loon is he who will not sing when hot water smokes and steams. Water we drink when we need Better is Beer when drink we lack and hot water is pored down the back..” Merry sung his part of it.
“Lack of hot water pored down the back is very sad and I might cry if I can’t have my warm bath, bubbles are fun and so is getting in trouble when splashing the bubbles out on the floor!”
Then we sing together. “Nothing looks so sweet when a fountain leaps on high but nothing sounds as sweet as splashing hot water with my feet!!!!” Merry and I started splashing are feet and all the water went out on the floor so we both now sat there suddie with out water. Sam and Frodo laughed at us.
Pippin: Hey can we share your bath now?
Merry: Yeah Please at lest you two still have water.
Frodo: Alright come in boys
So we happily squeeze in and find that it was kind of a tight fit and Strider had to pull us all out. Then we dried off and got ready for bed and this time we all had beds off the ground and we were all happy about that and we pushed our beds together and slept happily while Strider watched over us in the night because of the Black Riders and all.
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