Return Of The King Parody
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-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,030
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0
Recommended:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Parody 3
Aragron: How did you get your teeth so shinie? *says sitting next Legolas at camp under the Hunted Mt.*
Legolas: Oh its call crest whiteing strips Galdrieal gave me some as a partying gift. Said it would come in handie in dark places. Maybe we can use them in the Path of the Dead." Smiles again and Gimli ducks and covers his eyes.
Gimli: AHH hit the dirt Legolas is smileing again!
As Frodo and Sam are rolling rolling rolling down a hill they are finally caught by some brables and Frodo being as tired as he was fell asleep in them. Sam beinging hungry set out some roast Chicken his salted them with his secart stash. After he got everything ready he woke up Mr Frodo.
Sam: Isn't this lovely? *he wonders enjoying a juiceie peace of rost chicken looking at the very black sky that looked like it might rain but never would*
Frodo: How did you ever manage to get a rost chicken? * says eatting some delishes chicken*
Sam: Oh it was just in my pack along with Shire Salt the best to be persie." he says proudly.
Mean while Merry fallowed the King around.
Merry: How come we are up on this very high mt? *he wonders right behind Theoden*
Theoden: So it would be very hard for enemys to reach us
Merry: What about all the people down there? * points to the rest of the army*
Theoden: They can't fit.
Merry: Oh, So how come you don't have a crown?
Thedoen: I only wear if for really really special occations *Theoden sits down in his chair in his tent Merry stands in front of him*
Merry: Well like what kind of an occation?
Theoden: Like weddings and Funarles.
Merry: How do people know your king if you don't were your crown?
Thedoen: I don't have to wear a crown its just a given in Rhoan that I am the king.
Merry: But How do I know that I never seen you were a crown. How do I know that Im not really the king of Rhoan and your Merry of the Shire?
Thedoen" Because your small with big hairy feet and I am tall and a human your a hobbit thats why.
Merry: Oh so....
Thedoen: What more could you have to ask! * he says growing a bit impastiont*
Merry: I was just going to tell you Im going to the mess hall clam down sheesh! * he says and skips out the door*
Pippin was now dressed in Gondor atire.
Pippin: *looks at himself in the morrier* OH I am looking good! *grabs Gandalfs Wizords Staff and pool volets over the walls of Gondor. He got to do it 4 times before Gandalf came and took it and wacked him on the head with it*
Gandalf: This is not for play!
Pippin: Ouch * rubes his head* then what is it for you just like carrying some white stick around?
Gandalf: No its for doing this to people who annoy me.*Points staff at Pippin and zaps him in the foot*
Pippin: Ouch! *high tails it while zaps chases him around a corner he hides behind a corn berrle*
Gandalf: *chuckles to himself* Now what was I donig out here? * he thinks sracthing his nose* OH yes I was going to tell Pippin something. OH Pippin, drat I just shoed him away now when will I tell him to light the becons. *thinks, points his staff at the first becon and lights it and will just say Pippin did it, he walks away whislting.*
Pippin: *thought the fire was pretty, then he became hungry and decided to fallow his nose to the mess hall*
Aragron: ALRIGHT its time to get on my Horsie again! * says happlie and starts packing his stuff on his back after he got encorugment from Elrond who travled a Thosand miles to give him aduil the falme of the west, He was so exsited he swag it around and chopted down the tent they were under which was King Thedoens, Anyways now he is trying to sneak away but it dosen't happen because Eyown who has a chrush on Aragron comes into the place he was getting ready*
Eyown: YOU can not leave on the eve of battle. I won't let you you must stay.
Aragron: I am getting on my horsie now good by Eyown Im not the one for you. I am way to old plus I don't like Strawbarrie blondes only long brown headed babes sorry.Plus you don't even come close to how good looking the ladies I see. Farewell!* he says and begans to ride off*
Eyown: YOU jerk!*runs off*
Legolas: *fallows Aragron* You can't go with out me and the Stuborn dwarf you'd never make it on your own. *smiles*
Aragron: Good I was hopeing you'd come with me this whole ghost thing freaks me out and I wouldn't want to go in there by myself plus your crest strips may come in handie. *We ride on into the misty shadow of the mountins inogring the calls of the men cause they only spoke to Aragron anyways stuck up horse riders*
Legolas: *Now I get to tell my scary Story* Long ago the Men of the Mountines swore an otha to the king of Gondor when the time came when Gondors need was dierer the men felt into the Mounitens. So Islidur cursed them there they'll stay until they full filled there pledge. Ever rotting never dieing always hungry never eatting always tired but no rest comes to them. So watch out these Ghosts are pretty grummpie
Gimli: Oh I am so scared
Legolas: *turns around suddenly* Boogie woogie WHOO
Gimli: *falls off the horse* You Pointie eared Twat!
Aragron: Stop messing around Legolas you made me wet myself!
Berago: its sick to
Aragron I and Gimli get off our horses at the opening of the Dead City door.
Legolas: The way is shut it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it the way is shut!
Aragron: How in the world could you read that, it lookes like some kid about 5 years old wrote that.*The horses rear up and run away*
Legolas: Cowrdes!
Aragron: I don't fear the caves!*plundges in*
Legolas: * Goes to fallow but runs into Aragron who had only gone 2 feet in* Oof what in the name of Snickering Pickleseeds are you doing Aragron?!
Aragron: Its dark in here Im afread of the dark* says holding on to my hand.*
Legolas: Then out of the way I can see so hold my hand Gimli hold Aragrons he can walk in the middle dose need the most proceting
Gimli: No way I wanna hold your hand Legolas your alot smarter and who knows Aragron might let go of my hand!
Legolas: But Aragron can be in the front.
Aragron: And I aint going in the back!
Gimli: grrrr you big baby!
Legolas: * so we walk Aragron grips my hand* Did you know there are dead people fallowing us, Also watch out for the tickling fingers in the on the skull floor.
Gimli: Legolas can I ride on your back these fingers won't leave me alone!
Legolas: No Gimli, it is fine I do not fear the dead
Gimli: OK but I do!
Aragron: You say the dead is fallowing us?
Legolas: Yes watching our every move wondering why we have come and destrubed there rest they don't sound to happy.
Gimli: What do you mean by Skull floor?
Legolas: Look down
Gimli: OH Jumpin Joy Sticks I be walkin on dead peoples heads and its kind a crispy below!
Aragron: I don't like this
Legolas: Just remember when we talk to the bad king to use your sword my cousins forgded it for you so make sure you use it.
Gimli: This sure is taking along time to get to were we are going.
Legolas: its cause Aragron is shuffling his feet.
Gimli: ew your shuffling over heads Aragron!
Legolas: Aragron the faster we get there the faster we get off the skulls ok
Aragron: *Nods* finally we get to the dead city* Wow this place is really creepy
Legolas: Get out your sword Aragron
Aragron: Oh yeah *Pulls out his sword* I feel good now
Legolas: Do you
Aragron: Yes very mighty.
Legolas: Thats a good thing to know then. *Just at that an earrie green light comes on and then musice starts. Voices can be heard* Everybody rock your body everybody Rock your Body Right Backstreets back alright! At the steps of the palaces there is a great puff of smoke. There stands 5 figures Gimli huddle behind my leg and Aragron stood behind me peeking over.*
Brian: I am Brian King of the dead City. None enter here and live to tell the tail!
Legolas: Aragron go tell him of Agaron!
Aragron: Are you crazy he has on really cool clothes but his face truns from soild to spirt its scary.
Howie: The Path of the dead is made by those who are dead and the dead keep it. The way is shut!
Brian: You Moron you said it wrong. Its. The Way is shut it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it the way is shut!
Howie: Well sorry your Lord Ship
Brian: I don't like that tone your taking with me. The only way to settle this is with a singing Contest * Screams from ghost fans can be heard and a spritual statioum appears*
Howie: I'd say a Dance contest I'd so sweep the floor with you kingie!
Aragron: HEY I came here to tell you if you fight for me then I'll set you free.
Brian: What no one but the King of Gondor can do that to me! Now I will split your head with my Fulte! *comes at him swinging his fulte*
Aragron: *Swings his sword the fulte brakes*
Brian: Well Corn Cob Pipe you broke my fulte you must be the King of Gondor but now i am going to cover you in a lot off skulls and old demos and papers. * he laughs and the backstreet boys disapear and the Palaces crakes open and blue and yellow and pink skulls come falling down tord us like an rock slide and we run as fast as we could. But the wave washes us out the door to see that the ships from Cortest was sailing down the Aduin.*
Aragron: *falls to his knees and sighs* Those Rottin selfish good for Nothing Backstreet Boys can rottie forever in there cave! *he says sending another curse*
Legolas: *Pats him on the shoulder,* To bad there song wasn't to bad
Legolas: Oh its call crest whiteing strips Galdrieal gave me some as a partying gift. Said it would come in handie in dark places. Maybe we can use them in the Path of the Dead." Smiles again and Gimli ducks and covers his eyes.
Gimli: AHH hit the dirt Legolas is smileing again!
As Frodo and Sam are rolling rolling rolling down a hill they are finally caught by some brables and Frodo being as tired as he was fell asleep in them. Sam beinging hungry set out some roast Chicken his salted them with his secart stash. After he got everything ready he woke up Mr Frodo.
Sam: Isn't this lovely? *he wonders enjoying a juiceie peace of rost chicken looking at the very black sky that looked like it might rain but never would*
Frodo: How did you ever manage to get a rost chicken? * says eatting some delishes chicken*
Sam: Oh it was just in my pack along with Shire Salt the best to be persie." he says proudly.
Mean while Merry fallowed the King around.
Merry: How come we are up on this very high mt? *he wonders right behind Theoden*
Theoden: So it would be very hard for enemys to reach us
Merry: What about all the people down there? * points to the rest of the army*
Theoden: They can't fit.
Merry: Oh, So how come you don't have a crown?
Thedoen: I only wear if for really really special occations *Theoden sits down in his chair in his tent Merry stands in front of him*
Merry: Well like what kind of an occation?
Theoden: Like weddings and Funarles.
Merry: How do people know your king if you don't were your crown?
Thedoen: I don't have to wear a crown its just a given in Rhoan that I am the king.
Merry: But How do I know that I never seen you were a crown. How do I know that Im not really the king of Rhoan and your Merry of the Shire?
Thedoen" Because your small with big hairy feet and I am tall and a human your a hobbit thats why.
Merry: Oh so....
Thedoen: What more could you have to ask! * he says growing a bit impastiont*
Merry: I was just going to tell you Im going to the mess hall clam down sheesh! * he says and skips out the door*
Pippin was now dressed in Gondor atire.
Pippin: *looks at himself in the morrier* OH I am looking good! *grabs Gandalfs Wizords Staff and pool volets over the walls of Gondor. He got to do it 4 times before Gandalf came and took it and wacked him on the head with it*
Gandalf: This is not for play!
Pippin: Ouch * rubes his head* then what is it for you just like carrying some white stick around?
Gandalf: No its for doing this to people who annoy me.*Points staff at Pippin and zaps him in the foot*
Pippin: Ouch! *high tails it while zaps chases him around a corner he hides behind a corn berrle*
Gandalf: *chuckles to himself* Now what was I donig out here? * he thinks sracthing his nose* OH yes I was going to tell Pippin something. OH Pippin, drat I just shoed him away now when will I tell him to light the becons. *thinks, points his staff at the first becon and lights it and will just say Pippin did it, he walks away whislting.*
Pippin: *thought the fire was pretty, then he became hungry and decided to fallow his nose to the mess hall*
Aragron: ALRIGHT its time to get on my Horsie again! * says happlie and starts packing his stuff on his back after he got encorugment from Elrond who travled a Thosand miles to give him aduil the falme of the west, He was so exsited he swag it around and chopted down the tent they were under which was King Thedoens, Anyways now he is trying to sneak away but it dosen't happen because Eyown who has a chrush on Aragron comes into the place he was getting ready*
Eyown: YOU can not leave on the eve of battle. I won't let you you must stay.
Aragron: I am getting on my horsie now good by Eyown Im not the one for you. I am way to old plus I don't like Strawbarrie blondes only long brown headed babes sorry.Plus you don't even come close to how good looking the ladies I see. Farewell!* he says and begans to ride off*
Eyown: YOU jerk!*runs off*
Legolas: *fallows Aragron* You can't go with out me and the Stuborn dwarf you'd never make it on your own. *smiles*
Aragron: Good I was hopeing you'd come with me this whole ghost thing freaks me out and I wouldn't want to go in there by myself plus your crest strips may come in handie. *We ride on into the misty shadow of the mountins inogring the calls of the men cause they only spoke to Aragron anyways stuck up horse riders*
Legolas: *Now I get to tell my scary Story* Long ago the Men of the Mountines swore an otha to the king of Gondor when the time came when Gondors need was dierer the men felt into the Mounitens. So Islidur cursed them there they'll stay until they full filled there pledge. Ever rotting never dieing always hungry never eatting always tired but no rest comes to them. So watch out these Ghosts are pretty grummpie
Gimli: Oh I am so scared
Legolas: *turns around suddenly* Boogie woogie WHOO
Gimli: *falls off the horse* You Pointie eared Twat!
Aragron: Stop messing around Legolas you made me wet myself!
Berago: its sick to
Aragron I and Gimli get off our horses at the opening of the Dead City door.
Legolas: The way is shut it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it the way is shut!
Aragron: How in the world could you read that, it lookes like some kid about 5 years old wrote that.*The horses rear up and run away*
Legolas: Cowrdes!
Aragron: I don't fear the caves!*plundges in*
Legolas: * Goes to fallow but runs into Aragron who had only gone 2 feet in* Oof what in the name of Snickering Pickleseeds are you doing Aragron?!
Aragron: Its dark in here Im afread of the dark* says holding on to my hand.*
Legolas: Then out of the way I can see so hold my hand Gimli hold Aragrons he can walk in the middle dose need the most proceting
Gimli: No way I wanna hold your hand Legolas your alot smarter and who knows Aragron might let go of my hand!
Legolas: But Aragron can be in the front.
Aragron: And I aint going in the back!
Gimli: grrrr you big baby!
Legolas: * so we walk Aragron grips my hand* Did you know there are dead people fallowing us, Also watch out for the tickling fingers in the on the skull floor.
Gimli: Legolas can I ride on your back these fingers won't leave me alone!
Legolas: No Gimli, it is fine I do not fear the dead
Gimli: OK but I do!
Aragron: You say the dead is fallowing us?
Legolas: Yes watching our every move wondering why we have come and destrubed there rest they don't sound to happy.
Gimli: What do you mean by Skull floor?
Legolas: Look down
Gimli: OH Jumpin Joy Sticks I be walkin on dead peoples heads and its kind a crispy below!
Aragron: I don't like this
Legolas: Just remember when we talk to the bad king to use your sword my cousins forgded it for you so make sure you use it.
Gimli: This sure is taking along time to get to were we are going.
Legolas: its cause Aragron is shuffling his feet.
Gimli: ew your shuffling over heads Aragron!
Legolas: Aragron the faster we get there the faster we get off the skulls ok
Aragron: *Nods* finally we get to the dead city* Wow this place is really creepy
Legolas: Get out your sword Aragron
Aragron: Oh yeah *Pulls out his sword* I feel good now
Legolas: Do you
Aragron: Yes very mighty.
Legolas: Thats a good thing to know then. *Just at that an earrie green light comes on and then musice starts. Voices can be heard* Everybody rock your body everybody Rock your Body Right Backstreets back alright! At the steps of the palaces there is a great puff of smoke. There stands 5 figures Gimli huddle behind my leg and Aragron stood behind me peeking over.*
Brian: I am Brian King of the dead City. None enter here and live to tell the tail!
Legolas: Aragron go tell him of Agaron!
Aragron: Are you crazy he has on really cool clothes but his face truns from soild to spirt its scary.
Howie: The Path of the dead is made by those who are dead and the dead keep it. The way is shut!
Brian: You Moron you said it wrong. Its. The Way is shut it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it the way is shut!
Howie: Well sorry your Lord Ship
Brian: I don't like that tone your taking with me. The only way to settle this is with a singing Contest * Screams from ghost fans can be heard and a spritual statioum appears*
Howie: I'd say a Dance contest I'd so sweep the floor with you kingie!
Aragron: HEY I came here to tell you if you fight for me then I'll set you free.
Brian: What no one but the King of Gondor can do that to me! Now I will split your head with my Fulte! *comes at him swinging his fulte*
Aragron: *Swings his sword the fulte brakes*
Brian: Well Corn Cob Pipe you broke my fulte you must be the King of Gondor but now i am going to cover you in a lot off skulls and old demos and papers. * he laughs and the backstreet boys disapear and the Palaces crakes open and blue and yellow and pink skulls come falling down tord us like an rock slide and we run as fast as we could. But the wave washes us out the door to see that the ships from Cortest was sailing down the Aduin.*
Aragron: *falls to his knees and sighs* Those Rottin selfish good for Nothing Backstreet Boys can rottie forever in there cave! *he says sending another curse*
Legolas: *Pats him on the shoulder,* To bad there song wasn't to bad