Two Towers Parody
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-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
937
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Recommended:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 3
Pippin: We aren't Voices either we have a voice * Pippin says to TreeBread as they lumber slowly along about 1 mile and hour.*
Treebread: What is a hoomm Boooom a um a a a* thinks about the word for what seemed severle hours to Merry and Pippin* Aw yes a Hobbit?
Merry: *sighs* We are Hobbits besides have you ever seen any Orc looking as Good and fit as The two of us at lest our faces aren't peeling off an all whats wrong with your eyes my Good Ent?
Treebread: Say Im sorry I lost my Entglasses now I cannot find them so everyones faces look the same. All blured once I had a long converstion with a Rock before I noticed it was a rock and not a tree.* he Mumbles to himself* Hoomb Boooom Loooom de doooom. *it was a deep rumbling sound and he sounded like he was singing*
Pippin: *looks over at Merry*
Merry: *Looks over at Pippin*
Treebread: *runs his face into the branch of a tree cause he was blind or parshly and miss judged how long he had before he should walk around.* Hey watch where your going Fred! *he mumbles to the Old Tall Ash Tree who ruffles his leaves back at Treebread as to apologize. He still held firm to the Hobbits.
Pippin: You know TreeBread we can walk if you like you don't have to....
Merry: Shut up whats wrong with being held I'd bop you in the head if I could get over there.
Pippin: I'm was just trying to be polite, I'd bop you back for being so rude.
Treebread: hushhh Im trying to think of the list of Names on earth. Ent the tree Headers Elfs the First Born under the sky Dwarves the rock chippers Humans doomed to die, Rabbit the thumber Bevear the Bark eatter. Snake the slither. Mouse the squeeker Bird the chiper up on the wind. Fish the swimmer.Deer the runner.Dog the Barker. Flea the Biter Cat the prolwer. Wolf the holwer. Egale the Mighty.Horse The Racer. Cow the grass muncher.Toad the hopper. Frog the swimmer. Dolphin the smartest beast on the earth and the most eligent and beautiful!(Legolas: I think thats the Typists Opinon!? Typist: So what on with the story!) Aw darn you two made me lose my fouces now Im going to have to start all over again.
Merry: OH no. Treebread listen put us after Humans and you got it alright?
Pippin: Yeah!
Treebread: Well we will see Im going to take you little cute Hobbit folk home with me now.
Merry: Why?
Treebread: cause Im lonely and Ent houses are nice Im taking you to My Home where it lies deep in the forest near the roots of the mountin where its lovely plus if I left you out here you'd get swalloed by a tree so its better if you stayed with me.
Pippin: Agreed we have been there before.
Merry: Yeah swallowed up by old Man Willer.
Pippin: I think his name was old Man Willow.
Merry: Are you sure its not Willer we don't want to upset it.
Pippin: Why do you think old Man Willow will left its roots and come after us if we call him by the wrong name.* he looks around now fearfully*
Merry: With all that has happened I wouldn't be surpised Pip. Then agian he could just be standing in waiting for us to come home and he'll get us in The Shire since we are closer that way.
Pippin: Im scared now hold me Merry *reaches out a hand*
Merry: *takes it* will make it don't worry.
Treebread: *lets out a whistling kind of laugh the Hobbits some how end up in the same hand clutching on to each other cause the laugh was kind of odd sounding so it scared them* You two got swalloed by the pussy Willow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha * he laughs long an slow.*
Merry&Pippin: *both frown.*
Merry: Yes and its not funny.
Treebread: I can tell the three of us will have a wonderful time mwahahahahahahahhaha ha ha ha ha. * weezes from laughing so hard*
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Aragron: Now we must be careful people around this place are pretty touchy to strangers and to see an Elf and a Dwarf walking side by side might scare them as everyone knows dwarves and elves are arch enemys an all.
Legolas: But thats well I suppose its true and Gimli and I aren't nessarly always nice to each other right? Fluffy Bread?
Gimli: Right Needle nose.
Aragron: *chuckles*
Legolas: Hey I see something
Aragron: I see something too.
Legolas: I don't mean the sky and the grass.
Aragron: Oh.
Legolas: I mean I see 500 horse men coming this way there are some wearing green and some whereing yellow some where black and some whereing brown there is brown horse and one white one the one white one has no rider then there is one beside it with no rider maybe these Men are bringing us Horses. Oh there is the leader he is tall and Buff and his golden helmet shines bright in the afternoon sun.Oh Not bad looking either with a really tall spear though the horse thing in the midde of his face makes him look cross eyed. * laughs to myself*
Gimli: Where do you see this at I think your not feeling well.
Aragron: Yeah I think your lieing I think your gay too.
Legolas: *bops both in the head* Im feeling fine I do not tell false Hoods and yes Im gay and happy *bops Aragron on the back of the head again* Now say your sorry to me!
Aragron: *crosses his arms* Makes me.
Legolas: Do it Human!
Aragron: Oh is the elveie Prince getting mad. * he laughs*
Gimli: *sits back to watch this*
The horse men where coming closer now they still stood there.
Legolas: Yes cause you tried to insalt me I thought we were friends.
Aragron: well you called me Corn chips and won't let me step on your heal what kind of friend is that!?
Legolas:Ok Im sorry I call you Corn chips. I don't let you step on my heal cause thats stupid now say your sorry to me!
Aragron: Never!
Legolas: *takes Aragron by the neck* DO IT DO IT NOW * eyes flash like there is fire in them only blue fire.
Aragron: *Sounds like a chipmunck* Never Blondie!
Legolas: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aragron: *smiles despite he is loseing air at lest he was annoying me finally*
Treebread: What is a hoomm Boooom a um a a a* thinks about the word for what seemed severle hours to Merry and Pippin* Aw yes a Hobbit?
Merry: *sighs* We are Hobbits besides have you ever seen any Orc looking as Good and fit as The two of us at lest our faces aren't peeling off an all whats wrong with your eyes my Good Ent?
Treebread: Say Im sorry I lost my Entglasses now I cannot find them so everyones faces look the same. All blured once I had a long converstion with a Rock before I noticed it was a rock and not a tree.* he Mumbles to himself* Hoomb Boooom Loooom de doooom. *it was a deep rumbling sound and he sounded like he was singing*
Pippin: *looks over at Merry*
Merry: *Looks over at Pippin*
Treebread: *runs his face into the branch of a tree cause he was blind or parshly and miss judged how long he had before he should walk around.* Hey watch where your going Fred! *he mumbles to the Old Tall Ash Tree who ruffles his leaves back at Treebread as to apologize. He still held firm to the Hobbits.
Pippin: You know TreeBread we can walk if you like you don't have to....
Merry: Shut up whats wrong with being held I'd bop you in the head if I could get over there.
Pippin: I'm was just trying to be polite, I'd bop you back for being so rude.
Treebread: hushhh Im trying to think of the list of Names on earth. Ent the tree Headers Elfs the First Born under the sky Dwarves the rock chippers Humans doomed to die, Rabbit the thumber Bevear the Bark eatter. Snake the slither. Mouse the squeeker Bird the chiper up on the wind. Fish the swimmer.Deer the runner.Dog the Barker. Flea the Biter Cat the prolwer. Wolf the holwer. Egale the Mighty.Horse The Racer. Cow the grass muncher.Toad the hopper. Frog the swimmer. Dolphin the smartest beast on the earth and the most eligent and beautiful!(Legolas: I think thats the Typists Opinon!? Typist: So what on with the story!) Aw darn you two made me lose my fouces now Im going to have to start all over again.
Merry: OH no. Treebread listen put us after Humans and you got it alright?
Pippin: Yeah!
Treebread: Well we will see Im going to take you little cute Hobbit folk home with me now.
Merry: Why?
Treebread: cause Im lonely and Ent houses are nice Im taking you to My Home where it lies deep in the forest near the roots of the mountin where its lovely plus if I left you out here you'd get swalloed by a tree so its better if you stayed with me.
Pippin: Agreed we have been there before.
Merry: Yeah swallowed up by old Man Willer.
Pippin: I think his name was old Man Willow.
Merry: Are you sure its not Willer we don't want to upset it.
Pippin: Why do you think old Man Willow will left its roots and come after us if we call him by the wrong name.* he looks around now fearfully*
Merry: With all that has happened I wouldn't be surpised Pip. Then agian he could just be standing in waiting for us to come home and he'll get us in The Shire since we are closer that way.
Pippin: Im scared now hold me Merry *reaches out a hand*
Merry: *takes it* will make it don't worry.
Treebread: *lets out a whistling kind of laugh the Hobbits some how end up in the same hand clutching on to each other cause the laugh was kind of odd sounding so it scared them* You two got swalloed by the pussy Willow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha * he laughs long an slow.*
Merry&Pippin: *both frown.*
Merry: Yes and its not funny.
Treebread: I can tell the three of us will have a wonderful time mwahahahahahahahhaha ha ha ha ha. * weezes from laughing so hard*
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Aragron: Now we must be careful people around this place are pretty touchy to strangers and to see an Elf and a Dwarf walking side by side might scare them as everyone knows dwarves and elves are arch enemys an all.
Legolas: But thats well I suppose its true and Gimli and I aren't nessarly always nice to each other right? Fluffy Bread?
Gimli: Right Needle nose.
Aragron: *chuckles*
Legolas: Hey I see something
Aragron: I see something too.
Legolas: I don't mean the sky and the grass.
Aragron: Oh.
Legolas: I mean I see 500 horse men coming this way there are some wearing green and some whereing yellow some where black and some whereing brown there is brown horse and one white one the one white one has no rider then there is one beside it with no rider maybe these Men are bringing us Horses. Oh there is the leader he is tall and Buff and his golden helmet shines bright in the afternoon sun.Oh Not bad looking either with a really tall spear though the horse thing in the midde of his face makes him look cross eyed. * laughs to myself*
Gimli: Where do you see this at I think your not feeling well.
Aragron: Yeah I think your lieing I think your gay too.
Legolas: *bops both in the head* Im feeling fine I do not tell false Hoods and yes Im gay and happy *bops Aragron on the back of the head again* Now say your sorry to me!
Aragron: *crosses his arms* Makes me.
Legolas: Do it Human!
Aragron: Oh is the elveie Prince getting mad. * he laughs*
Gimli: *sits back to watch this*
The horse men where coming closer now they still stood there.
Legolas: Yes cause you tried to insalt me I thought we were friends.
Aragron: well you called me Corn chips and won't let me step on your heal what kind of friend is that!?
Legolas:Ok Im sorry I call you Corn chips. I don't let you step on my heal cause thats stupid now say your sorry to me!
Aragron: Never!
Legolas: *takes Aragron by the neck* DO IT DO IT NOW * eyes flash like there is fire in them only blue fire.
Aragron: *Sounds like a chipmunck* Never Blondie!
Legolas: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aragron: *smiles despite he is loseing air at lest he was annoying me finally*