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Kelly goes to Middle Earth
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
1,658
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Declamer for this chappy. I do no own anyonething here I don't own Leggypoo or the twins or anywhoo *sobs* please please don not sue meee. I am poor I own not a thing I have no money reely tyvm. My orignal charecter hear is no Mary sue I repent not a Mary sue revew revew revew , Oh I decides to make this a song fic.. YAY!!
Kelly-anne Michell Louis Bob Rebarra Joe Margret Mollly Dan Frances Sara Hannah Karen Wilma-lea Georgette Summersmither's of Hardscratch Iowa ran gallently over to the two who looked
the same and threw hurself onto them. " OH my stars and oilly paints me oh my" she will exclaim.
Suddenly the twins awaken and glare at the beuaty before them. ' Dear bro of mine I want to fuck her lights out," one of them says mentally to the other.
"Not if I get their first bro-o-mine," the other snapps into the others mind.
"I didn't mean to cause you such woha, " the fairy maid relies as tears fall apon them.
"No no do not diguest my lady fair. It was your beuaty wich caused us to fan" Ellydan exclaimed.
"What is that??" Lord Elrondar asks as he pointed at the girl who was laying upon his pressious twin sons. Light and hope of his life, most sacrite gifts to him from his deceeded wife.
"She be Kelly-anne Michell Louis Bob Rebarra Joe Margret Mollly Dan Frances Sara Hannah Karen Wilma-lea Georgette Summersmither's of Hardscratch Iowa, " Ellyrohi informs his father.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Put on the skillet,
Slip on the lid,
Mama's gonna make
A little short'nin' bread.
That ain't all
She's gonna do,
Mama's gonna make
A little coffee, too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Get away from my ons you fawl beast!!!!" The elf loard whispers loudly as he steps towards the girl
"Atar!!!!!!!!!" both sons exclaim with sock and worry.
"Be silencing yourselfs you too." he snapps out at them.
"But I am a mare girl from Hardstratch Iowa, I meant no arm," she pleads with bambi eyes.
" Come my little ones get away from here and come to me quickly before she be-watches you. come, come,"
"We are not elvlings, atar mine, we can do ask we which too, " Elly pouts out sticking out his lower lip towards his father.
"NOW!" the actient elf roars, causing his sons to fly over behind him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin' bread,
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mamalittlittle baby loves
Short'nin' bread.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't know why you don't like me. I am so beuatiful everyone loves me. I am pretty, so pretty, " she sings at him.
"Leggy-poo come lets us be off from here. It is obdious to I that he doesn't whish for me to be near his sons," she says to Legs who is currectly smiling widely at her.
"Yes M'lady, yes. " he replies to her and holds out his arm at her.
"Legoless come here," Elkron says to the princeling.
"I am not your son. I don't have to obay you." Leg's snaps out at the older e
\
"Get over here or do you whish for I to call your atar so he can come get you!"
Gasping in shock Legilas runs quickly over to Lord Eldron
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Three little children,
Lyin' in bed
Two were sick
And the other 'most dead
Sent for the doctor
And the doctor said,
"Give those children some
Short'nin' bread."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Twiddledeedar, Twiddledumbdar get your buttoms over here post hastally," He roars out at the forst that appears behind him.
Two elfs one dare and the other fair run swifty, amlost flying towrd him.
"Yes you wanted to see us, Me-loard? the dark-aired one asks with curiousaty and intusiasum.
"Excost this creature out of my remal." He infroms them and points at the now sobbing broud before them.
"As you wish" Twiddledeedar exclaims
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin' bread,
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin' bread.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Golfy-doll skips up toward the elves and invites himself into the conversation " Hi ho my lord. Why are the twins so distressed and upset?" he pleads
"There is a fault creature from somewhere which I have no clue about who as betwitch my dear sons and Legs." he replies with a sob.
"We must switchly get them back to the Happy Homely House at once, withotu delay, right now. " the golden-fleeced elf warns. before grabbing Legola's hand and dragging him tword the house
of beuity and hope.
"Golfy please slow down, you are two fats for I,, Legolas cries out.
The other elf sighs and swtichly grabs the young prince up and runs carrying him off to the home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When those children,
Sick in bed,
Heard that talk
About short'nin' bread,
Popped up well
To dance and sing,
Skipped around and cut
The pigeon wing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Please mr elves do not throw me out of this fair place." Kelly-anne Michell Louis Bob Rebarra Joe Margret Mollly Dan Frances Sara Hannah Karen Wilma-lea Georgette Summersmither's of
Hardscratch Iowa beggs and pleads with the too elves before her.
"As you wish" Twiddledeedar exclaims
"Oh think you most kind and nice sir. she cries when suddenly the other points his pointy sword at her and forces her back away onto the road toward the exit to the forest.
"But, he just said I come, stay, here in Rivendall" she batted her eyes at him and gasped out as the blide inbedded itself in her breasts.
tbc
Kelly-anne Michell Louis Bob Rebarra Joe Margret Mollly Dan Frances Sara Hannah Karen Wilma-lea Georgette Summersmither's of Hardscratch Iowa ran gallently over to the two who looked
the same and threw hurself onto them. " OH my stars and oilly paints me oh my" she will exclaim.
Suddenly the twins awaken and glare at the beuaty before them. ' Dear bro of mine I want to fuck her lights out," one of them says mentally to the other.
"Not if I get their first bro-o-mine," the other snapps into the others mind.
"I didn't mean to cause you such woha, " the fairy maid relies as tears fall apon them.
"No no do not diguest my lady fair. It was your beuaty wich caused us to fan" Ellydan exclaimed.
"What is that??" Lord Elrondar asks as he pointed at the girl who was laying upon his pressious twin sons. Light and hope of his life, most sacrite gifts to him from his deceeded wife.
"She be Kelly-anne Michell Louis Bob Rebarra Joe Margret Mollly Dan Frances Sara Hannah Karen Wilma-lea Georgette Summersmither's of Hardscratch Iowa, " Ellyrohi informs his father.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Put on the skillet,
Slip on the lid,
Mama's gonna make
A little short'nin' bread.
That ain't all
She's gonna do,
Mama's gonna make
A little coffee, too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Get away from my ons you fawl beast!!!!" The elf loard whispers loudly as he steps towards the girl
"Atar!!!!!!!!!" both sons exclaim with sock and worry.
"Be silencing yourselfs you too." he snapps out at them.
"But I am a mare girl from Hardstratch Iowa, I meant no arm," she pleads with bambi eyes.
" Come my little ones get away from here and come to me quickly before she be-watches you. come, come,"
"We are not elvlings, atar mine, we can do ask we which too, " Elly pouts out sticking out his lower lip towards his father.
"NOW!" the actient elf roars, causing his sons to fly over behind him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin' bread,
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mamalittlittle baby loves
Short'nin' bread.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I don't know why you don't like me. I am so beuatiful everyone loves me. I am pretty, so pretty, " she sings at him.
"Leggy-poo come lets us be off from here. It is obdious to I that he doesn't whish for me to be near his sons," she says to Legs who is currectly smiling widely at her.
"Yes M'lady, yes. " he replies to her and holds out his arm at her.
"Legoless come here," Elkron says to the princeling.
"I am not your son. I don't have to obay you." Leg's snaps out at the older e
\
"Get over here or do you whish for I to call your atar so he can come get you!"
Gasping in shock Legilas runs quickly over to Lord Eldron
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Three little children,
Lyin' in bed
Two were sick
And the other 'most dead
Sent for the doctor
And the doctor said,
"Give those children some
Short'nin' bread."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Twiddledeedar, Twiddledumbdar get your buttoms over here post hastally," He roars out at the forst that appears behind him.
Two elfs one dare and the other fair run swifty, amlost flying towrd him.
"Yes you wanted to see us, Me-loard? the dark-aired one asks with curiousaty and intusiasum.
"Excost this creature out of my remal." He infroms them and points at the now sobbing broud before them.
"As you wish" Twiddledeedar exclaims
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin' bread,
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin', short'nin',
Mama's little baby loves
Short'nin' bread.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Golfy-doll skips up toward the elves and invites himself into the conversation " Hi ho my lord. Why are the twins so distressed and upset?" he pleads
"There is a fault creature from somewhere which I have no clue about who as betwitch my dear sons and Legs." he replies with a sob.
"We must switchly get them back to the Happy Homely House at once, withotu delay, right now. " the golden-fleeced elf warns. before grabbing Legola's hand and dragging him tword the house
of beuity and hope.
"Golfy please slow down, you are two fats for I,, Legolas cries out.
The other elf sighs and swtichly grabs the young prince up and runs carrying him off to the home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When those children,
Sick in bed,
Heard that talk
About short'nin' bread,
Popped up well
To dance and sing,
Skipped around and cut
The pigeon wing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Please mr elves do not throw me out of this fair place." Kelly-anne Michell Louis Bob Rebarra Joe Margret Mollly Dan Frances Sara Hannah Karen Wilma-lea Georgette Summersmither's of
Hardscratch Iowa beggs and pleads with the too elves before her.
"As you wish" Twiddledeedar exclaims
"Oh think you most kind and nice sir. she cries when suddenly the other points his pointy sword at her and forces her back away onto the road toward the exit to the forest.
"But, he just said I come, stay, here in Rivendall" she batted her eyes at him and gasped out as the blide inbedded itself in her breasts.
tbc