Two Elves and a Computer
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Category:
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
1,856
Reviews:
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Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
I forgot to thank my beta. Blushes But I lost the ancient email .
It’s going to be a while before any updates as I am off to have a baby.
(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir)
(N)Legolas stands washing dishes as Haldir walks in smirking.
(L) Don’t say a word.
(H) *Gives an expression of mock hurt* I would never harass my best friend about how he has turned in to a wuss.
(L) One of these days you’ll be married and I can laugh at you!
(H) I think if I was going to get married I would have done it by now. Like when Galadriel offered to marry me.
(L) I still think you’re making that up. I would have thought it would have been Celeborn paying you to marry her.
(H) I think they are doing much better since they got in to that BDSM or BSMD what ever it is it makes him feel a little better. Speaking of that… did you order those things.
(L) Yes….. I did . * Thinking* I just haven’t decided when I should give them to her.
(H) I bet you 20.00 you never give them to her. I think you’re afraid.
(L) Did you forget that I was the one who was out fighting to save everyone while you were laughing at people in Lothlorian?
(H)*L* You should have seen you’re faces . I think your just mad because we caught you. Anyway you haven’t done anything like that uin a long time. You can’t even stand up to your wife.
(L) I CAN TO!!! By the way you can’t come over next week.
(H) Why not?
(L) My mother in law is coming over and my wife says she doesn’t want any of my low life friends around.
(H) Ohhhhh no your wife doesn’t control you * L* Well while your sitting here sipping tea we’ll be having a party at Gimlis. You know dwarves aren’t as bad as I thought they would be.
(L) What party?
(H) What does it matter you can’t go you have to stay here to be your wife’s slave.
(L) I’ll be there !!!
(H) Yeah sure… Don’t forget to bring your clothes you’ll probably not be allowed back in for a long time.
(L) * Grumbles, wiping his hands on a towel.* You just wait I’ll be there … and I bet she doesn’t say a thing .
(H) * Tosses Legolas his jacket * Come on let’s go.
* The two walk out *
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. Ect, Ect , Ect.
I forgot to thank my beta. Blushes But I lost the ancient email .
It’s going to be a while before any updates as I am off to have a baby.
(N=Narrator L=Legolas H=Haldir)
(N)Legolas stands washing dishes as Haldir walks in smirking.
(L) Don’t say a word.
(H) *Gives an expression of mock hurt* I would never harass my best friend about how he has turned in to a wuss.
(L) One of these days you’ll be married and I can laugh at you!
(H) I think if I was going to get married I would have done it by now. Like when Galadriel offered to marry me.
(L) I still think you’re making that up. I would have thought it would have been Celeborn paying you to marry her.
(H) I think they are doing much better since they got in to that BDSM or BSMD what ever it is it makes him feel a little better. Speaking of that… did you order those things.
(L) Yes….. I did . * Thinking* I just haven’t decided when I should give them to her.
(H) I bet you 20.00 you never give them to her. I think you’re afraid.
(L) Did you forget that I was the one who was out fighting to save everyone while you were laughing at people in Lothlorian?
(H)*L* You should have seen you’re faces . I think your just mad because we caught you. Anyway you haven’t done anything like that uin a long time. You can’t even stand up to your wife.
(L) I CAN TO!!! By the way you can’t come over next week.
(H) Why not?
(L) My mother in law is coming over and my wife says she doesn’t want any of my low life friends around.
(H) Ohhhhh no your wife doesn’t control you * L* Well while your sitting here sipping tea we’ll be having a party at Gimlis. You know dwarves aren’t as bad as I thought they would be.
(L) What party?
(H) What does it matter you can’t go you have to stay here to be your wife’s slave.
(L) I’ll be there !!!
(H) Yeah sure… Don’t forget to bring your clothes you’ll probably not be allowed back in for a long time.
(L) * Grumbles, wiping his hands on a towel.* You just wait I’ll be there … and I bet she doesn’t say a thing .
(H) * Tosses Legolas his jacket * Come on let’s go.
* The two walk out *