The Tellings By Pippin And Merry
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Category:
Lord of the Rings Movies › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,572
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Golf Clubs and Head Standing Compeitions
Golf Clubs and Head Standing Competitions
Merry: Maybe next time we shouldn't head stand on such a high Tree Branch.
Pippin: Yeah so the fall won't hurt as much maybe add some Pillows Below!
ANNYWAYS
Merry: So Gandalf left Sam and Frodo and Pippin and Me in the Old Forest and went to go have some golf time with Saruman.
Gandalf: Its his turn to putt, dose a full slice through it was nice cause the ball went sailing over the horizon and both wizards could here the ball plunk in the hole. ”Alright hole in 1!” he laughs and dose a happy dance.
Saruman: Your always doing that annoying dance, He grumbles now be quit its my turn to putt.
Gandalf: Puts the club on his shoulder.
Saruman: Also dose a very good job and gets a hole in one as well. Ha YOU lose your going to be put now on my Giant Tee mwahahaha you sucker!
Gandalf: Why in the heck did I bet that?” He says a loud, as some Orcs come and drag him away were he sits now on top of the cold golf tea and watches Isangared get turned into a land fill. He sits in the middle and then lays down and make cloud shapes for a while.
Pippin: So Then We the hobbits are seeing who can head stand the longest So Far its Me and Frodo. Merry and Sam are the judges
Merry: Come on Pippin I know you can beat Frodo he is 33 your only 28
Pippin: I could stay like this all night!
Frodo: Oh well I could stay like this all week!
Pippin: I could stay like this all year
Frodo: Well I could stay like this tell I die!
Pippin: Now Frodo lets not get carried away!
Frodo: Yeah you’re right I’d miss meals and that’s not good.
Pippin: Nope not good at all.” He shakes his head and topples over.
Frodo: haha I win cause you shook your head “ He dose a back walk over and stands up.
Merry: Oh the loss of concentration Pip we will have to work harder on that.
Pippin: I am sorry I let you down Merry!” I say and light my pipe and puff out rings and shapes of mushrooms.
Frodo: So where are we going anyways?” says munching on some bread.
Merry: I don’t somewhere away from The Shire that’s all I know.” Says taking some sausage with his fork. “ I know there is this Inn in Bree called the Inn Of The Prancing Pony my family sometimes would go there back in the old days lets go that way.”
Frodo: Sounds like good Idea to me,” He flicks the ring up into the sky and catches flicking it like a quarter and one time he didn’t catch it landed on his face. “Ow man that’s a heavy ring.”
Ted: That’s what you get for just tossing me around like that!
Frodo: Well so sorry!
Merry Sam and I look over at Frodo yelling at someone.
Frodo: Um I am sorry for um ah just forget it you two! Oh I mean 3 sometimes you and Merry are like one.” He smiles sheepishly and the stars were out and Merry and I were laying in the same Sleeping bag and eating marshmallows and cheetos and Sam and Frodo shared theres and ate Hershey bars and potato crisps.
Sam: So dose anyone know any scary stories?
Merry: I know one.
Frodo: Do tell
Pippin: Munches lots of cheestos and licks his fingers
Merry: Ok once upon a time there was 2 Hobbits lets call them for the Story Frodo and Sam, They walked through this hard cold rocky land and they were fallowed by this almost naked stalker guy with hardly any hair but it was lanky and black he had only 6 teeth he was really old but he was after Frodo because he had his ring and he was going to Kill Frodo. Anyways Frodo and Sam didn’t really seem to notice tell it was to late and Frodo got his finger Bit off and he stole the ring and then Sam was separated from Frodo until he was 95 years old.” Just at that lighting flashed and then it began to Thunder.
Frodo jumps and Sam was crying.
Sam: That was a scary Story!
Frodo: Yeah “He says taking out his ring and gazing at it.
Merry: Maybe next time we shouldn't head stand on such a high Tree Branch.
Pippin: Yeah so the fall won't hurt as much maybe add some Pillows Below!
ANNYWAYS
Merry: So Gandalf left Sam and Frodo and Pippin and Me in the Old Forest and went to go have some golf time with Saruman.
Gandalf: Its his turn to putt, dose a full slice through it was nice cause the ball went sailing over the horizon and both wizards could here the ball plunk in the hole. ”Alright hole in 1!” he laughs and dose a happy dance.
Saruman: Your always doing that annoying dance, He grumbles now be quit its my turn to putt.
Gandalf: Puts the club on his shoulder.
Saruman: Also dose a very good job and gets a hole in one as well. Ha YOU lose your going to be put now on my Giant Tee mwahahaha you sucker!
Gandalf: Why in the heck did I bet that?” He says a loud, as some Orcs come and drag him away were he sits now on top of the cold golf tea and watches Isangared get turned into a land fill. He sits in the middle and then lays down and make cloud shapes for a while.
Pippin: So Then We the hobbits are seeing who can head stand the longest So Far its Me and Frodo. Merry and Sam are the judges
Merry: Come on Pippin I know you can beat Frodo he is 33 your only 28
Pippin: I could stay like this all night!
Frodo: Oh well I could stay like this all week!
Pippin: I could stay like this all year
Frodo: Well I could stay like this tell I die!
Pippin: Now Frodo lets not get carried away!
Frodo: Yeah you’re right I’d miss meals and that’s not good.
Pippin: Nope not good at all.” He shakes his head and topples over.
Frodo: haha I win cause you shook your head “ He dose a back walk over and stands up.
Merry: Oh the loss of concentration Pip we will have to work harder on that.
Pippin: I am sorry I let you down Merry!” I say and light my pipe and puff out rings and shapes of mushrooms.
Frodo: So where are we going anyways?” says munching on some bread.
Merry: I don’t somewhere away from The Shire that’s all I know.” Says taking some sausage with his fork. “ I know there is this Inn in Bree called the Inn Of The Prancing Pony my family sometimes would go there back in the old days lets go that way.”
Frodo: Sounds like good Idea to me,” He flicks the ring up into the sky and catches flicking it like a quarter and one time he didn’t catch it landed on his face. “Ow man that’s a heavy ring.”
Ted: That’s what you get for just tossing me around like that!
Frodo: Well so sorry!
Merry Sam and I look over at Frodo yelling at someone.
Frodo: Um I am sorry for um ah just forget it you two! Oh I mean 3 sometimes you and Merry are like one.” He smiles sheepishly and the stars were out and Merry and I were laying in the same Sleeping bag and eating marshmallows and cheetos and Sam and Frodo shared theres and ate Hershey bars and potato crisps.
Sam: So dose anyone know any scary stories?
Merry: I know one.
Frodo: Do tell
Pippin: Munches lots of cheestos and licks his fingers
Merry: Ok once upon a time there was 2 Hobbits lets call them for the Story Frodo and Sam, They walked through this hard cold rocky land and they were fallowed by this almost naked stalker guy with hardly any hair but it was lanky and black he had only 6 teeth he was really old but he was after Frodo because he had his ring and he was going to Kill Frodo. Anyways Frodo and Sam didn’t really seem to notice tell it was to late and Frodo got his finger Bit off and he stole the ring and then Sam was separated from Frodo until he was 95 years old.” Just at that lighting flashed and then it began to Thunder.
Frodo jumps and Sam was crying.
Sam: That was a scary Story!
Frodo: Yeah “He says taking out his ring and gazing at it.