Return Of The King Parody

Mean while in Mordor sam and Frodo where sitting on a well placed bench that seemed to come out of no where,the view was quite lovley though seeing the flaming Mt.Doom, and the tower of Barin-Dur with sauron's eye ball looking at everything....

Frodo: * looking over at Sam* Sam..tell me something

Sam: sure Mr. Frodo *hopes he can get Frodo's crazy question right*

Frodo: why doesn't sauron know that we are here i mean the RING is in MORDOR??!!!, and were in the heck did this bench come from??!!!

Sam: * a bit frightened in his voice* well umm....you see Mr.Frodo....you need rest and i guess the aurthor of this story wanted us to take a nap and have a nice veiw of the eye ball...

Sauron: Oh i wish i could find my ring being an eye ball is boring....*sighing looking every where and he starts a tune in his head of a eyeball* ooooooooo...i once was a man a man, a big scary man that was very scary scary I swung a big mace in your face in your face la la la lalalalala* he contunes to rable a song from the beginning of the fellowship as orcs cover their ears and the witch king was off stareing at a wall in amazement*

Pippin:WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW AN EYE COULD DO THIS CRAP!!!!!

Legolas:*blops Pippin on the head* get back with Gandalf!! and i'm tellling the story....anyways!

as Frodo and sam were hearing the lovely tune of sauron, the bench explodes from the horried noise, Frodo and Sam go rolling down a hill.and then the cammers changes to Aragorn Legolas and Gimli that were sitting around waiting for their cue to head at the gost mountian or "the path of the dead" as they like to call it

Aragorn: *stareing at the beacon because there is nothing else to do* oh man if i'm the king of gondor why do i have to wait on a frekin light?!!!

Legolas: because you just have to and besides isn't trivia fun *smileing real big showing his shinny teeth*

Gimli: ahhhhhhhhh i'm blinded!!!!*falls down on the ground, dazed*

Aragorn: *zoned out on his teeth*wooooow shinny

this proboly went on untill the beacons were lit and i stopped smileing as much as i did, my mouth got tired...but in the meantime gandalf and Pippin finally got to Gondor, after a long three days of torment by Pippin pokeing the horse and makeing frequent pit stops and eating everything, even when gandalf told him not to...

Pippin: *hanging off of the side of the horse as they blasted threw the gates of Mitus Tirith* ohhhhhhh gandalf do we have to go uphill....i feel sick

Gandalf: *a bit agidtated at Pippin and his hair was all frizy like the bride of Frankensiten* LISTEN if you didn't eat a smolerig, stinking pile of orc crap you wouldn't be in this mess wouldn't you!

Pippin: well there were mushrooms growing in it and i thought it was gravy

Gandalf: you know your more than a fool your an idiot for thinking that meals just lay around every where

Pippin: they do at my house.....*barfs on a lady as they passed her by*...ooooop sorry

Gandalf: *shakes his head as they reached the top, and starts heading in to see the stewart.* now Pippin, we are about to see the sewart, i don't want you to mention Frodo and the ring...*starts to head in, but stops and walks back* or mention to him about his son Borimer...*starts to head in agian but stops and heads back* Pippin it be best just to stay quiet.

Pippin: *did a millitary salute* yes sir! oh look a door* busts threw the door to Denathor* lalalalala hi ho the dilly oh singem high sing em low Frodo's got the ring and he be ahead....your son was with us yes he was he danced about and drunk his ale, then he got shot now he is dead *singing a very hearty tune*

Gandalf: YOU FOOL OF A TOOK! *bloping him on the head with his staff, then throwing him behind himself pointing at denathor* you didn't hear anything!!

Denathor: i know my son is dead *pointing at the cracked horn of gondor and a bit mad a Pippin* and this...this....THING SINGS HAPPILY ABOUT IT!!! *not careing about frodo and the ring*

Pippin: hey wait a minute i'm a hobbit thank you! a Pippin at that *saying very proudly with his head held up high*

Denathor: thats it your being a guard and sing for me!!!

Pippin: *slumps down* ohhhhhh man!, do i have to work...

Gandalf *laughing a bit thinking about Pippin being a guard, and how Denathor won't like it* oh yea now i remember why we are here LIGHT THE BEACONS WAR IS HEADING THIS WAY!!

Denathor: no i won't light the beacons the wood, is stacked neatly and i take pride in my art.

Gandalf: art! art! but..but...*starts stomping up and down throwing a temper tantrom like a 3 year old*

Pippin: *hands Gandalf his looy pop* here you little man, let us find your room

Gandalf: *puts the lolly in his mouth and scoots on his bum out the door with Pippin*

Denathor: *wonders when Pippin is gonna sing for him....*

Pippin and Gandalf, who finished acting like a three year old, were standing at a balcony stareing at Mt.Doom

Pippin: I wonder if Mordor is warm, its cold here

Gandalf: i don't know i think it might be colder

Pippin: colder, COLDER!!! with that big fire flaming thing!!

Gandalf: *nods* yup cause the witch king controls the thermastat

(Witch King:oh yay there taking about me hehhehehe!! :D)

Pippin: whos the Witch king?

Gandalf starts explaining about the witch King as the cammera cut to him getting his armor on

Witch King: *after getting his gaulents on he starts moveing his fingers and they make clicking noises* !!! they click!!!! *starts running around hopping in circules singing " i am the witch king the witch king clickty click clickity click click click clickity click" moveing his clicking fingers the whole time as the nasgul were chaseing him and end up tackleing him to put his helment on but the king was still clicking his fingers*

Pinky: *stuck her fell beast head in the window seeing the comotion*

Witch King: *seeing Pinky* Pinky!!!! my fingers click!!! *hoping up and down clicking his fingers infront of pinky in a dance way singing his witch king song*

Pinky: *bounces her head up and down in beat with him thinking kingy was being funny*