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Two Towers Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
935
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 2
Meanwhile
Frodo and Sam are still wondering around in circles.They are talking as if they aren't even aware of this fact.
Frodo: So Will cuts Jack out of being Hung and he is saved by the sword?
Sam: Thats right Mr. Frodo Will use to be up tight and stuck up even if he was only a poor black smith but after his adventger with Jack he losened up echsphilly since he got the girl Ms. Swan and all.
Frodo: Well that is a very good ending. *They both look around and notice they are back at the same place.*
Sam: Im haveing Dayzavue.
Frodo: What?
Sam: Like I have been here before doing this same thing?
Frodo: That is because we have been here before and before we were talking about POTC as well I love this tail you have told it to me three times now. But I'd like to hear more on Helen of Troy if you don't mind Sam?
Sam: Alright well anyways Prince Paris and Helen......
Frodo: *Came up behind Sam and whispered in his ear* we aren't alone I think a skelton has been fallowing us Im scared.* he says griping Sam's arm.* Carefully turn your head you'll see it.
Sam: *Dose carefully turn his head his eyes widen* Your right Lets kill it!
Frodo: NO bad Sam!* He says yanking him back* wait tell we are actting like we are sleeping to see if he really wants to kill us now I saw a place we can rest just around this ben we been taking for five times now.
Sam: Alright Mr Frodo. *They walk to the cliff ben and acted like they were sleeping*
Gollum: we hates them yes those nasty hobbitess they stole it from usss yessss we hates them and we wants it!!!!!!!*Says crawling face first toward there sleeping area.*
Sam and Frodo leap up and pull him down. They have a big wrestling Match and Gollum even though he is bony and fraile some how gets Sam Pinned down but being as it was there were two hobbits and each had a sword Frodo put the sword to Gollum's neck glareing into his eyes.
Frodo: Let him Go Or I'll cut your throat Gollum!You Nasty Skelton thingy!
Gollum: *lets go and starts screming*
Sam: *Runs behind Frodo*
Frodo:Whats your Problem you winey Skelton thing why do you wonder around with no clothes on would you like to barrow some of mine?
Sam: Maybe he screams cause he is so ugly he can hardly bare it.*says whispering in Frodo's ear.*
Gollum: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It freezes it Burns Ussss ahhhhhh
Frodo: Im scared lets just leave it here.
Sam: Good Idea *Both turn to leave*
Gollum: Wait NO we want to go with Nice Hobbitess but frist take of this nasty rope it burns Poor Gollum Gollum!* he says hacking or making hacking sound.*
Frodo: Oh Im going to be sick.
Sam: There is no rope on you.
Gollum: Oh well can we please pretty Please go with the Nice Pretty Hobbitessssssssssss.*sorry s key got stuck*
Frodo: why should we let you do that? *puts hand on his hips.*
Gollum: cause your nices and we are lonely and losts lostssss we are losts!
Frodo: *got an Idea* You know the way to Mordor?
Gollum: Yes but we don't want to go there we can take you to a better Hot Spot near the beach.*says pointing another way*
Frodo: Well our course lays towrd the Land of Mordor if you know the way you will lead us and bring NO harm to Sam or I. The Prisouse is before you thats why you have come and thats why you want to fallow us.
Sam: *Thinks Frodo lost his mind* Mr Frodo are you ok.
Frodo: * had a blank stare in his eyes* Of course Sam, So Gollum how about it!?
Gollum: we swear to serve the Master Of the prisouses we will swear on,on the Priouses!.
Frodo: If you brake your promises you and all five of you will be tossed into the firey crakes of doom and die a horrid melty death of slow aginizeing pain!
Gollum: *his big eyes got even wider* Um yesss Masterssss * he says smileing his rottin toothed smile*
Frodo and Sam both curl there lips in grossnesses.
Frodo: Alright then Gollum lead the way.
Gollum: yes, yes good we always helps nice master. But can we wait tell the white face is out of the sky it so dose hurt our eyesss.
Frodo: Fine but no longer!
Gollum: Thanks *says skipping around*
Frodo: If you can skip around in the moon light why can't you lead us?
Gollum: *balls up* Um we don't know but we sleeping now good night Hobbitessess!
*~*Meanwhile*~*
Merry and Pippin where making smoores out of the Urcks BonFire Near Fangorn Forest and telling scary Ghost storys.
Pippin: So the Little Hobbit Lad ate the Posin Mushroom and became green and shrivled up and died.
Merry: At lest he got to have a good meal before he died.*Merry and Pippin both nod. Some of the Urcks huddled around looked kind of scared* Hey I have one.* Merry begins* Its the one where Horse Men come out of the trees and kill all the stinky Urcks in a camp.*The Urcks Laugh untill Fred gets smashed in the head with a spear it happens to all off them and Merry and Pippin wheren't seen thanks to there Lorien clocks plus they are Hobbits and Humans can never see them anyways. They ran away into Fangorn Forest.
Pippin: Look at all these trees it reminds me of the Old Tooks Adic where he lived untill he died it had lots of cobwebs.
Merry: Did it also have lots of trees and leafs?
Pippin: Aye that it did Me Laddie It did I got lost in there once it was pretty scary actually. I never went in there agian.
Merry: Did you here that?
Pippin: Hear what? all I hear is you and I talking. * Merry covers his mouth they both hear singing.
Treebread: Hoom Boom Loob loom Da Doom Bee Dooo Shoew wayap Lap Lap do dop. Can you tell me you say you can but you don't know!
Merry and Pippin look at each other a little frighten at what they hear so they run away up to this hill where they can see the sun.
Pippin: WOW its bright and warm up here I believe I could like it here.
Treebread: Well Hoom Boom thats uncomonly kind of you * says a deep rumbling voice*.
Merry and Pippin turn slowly around to see a huge talking tree. Both* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Try to run the other way but are getting no where fast as Treebread has his hands on them.
Pippin: I never cut a tree down in my life!
Merry: Neither did I let us go let us go!
Treebread: Now settle down my little lads its alright. * He says picking the hobbits up in his large hands. They squrim around then they both give up.
Pippin: Merry I smoke to much Pipe weed trees are starting to talk and walk.
Treebread: Tree I am NO Tree I am ent a tree hurder shepred of the forest.
Pippin: How do you we know that?
TreeBread: cause I never tell a lie.
Pippin: How do we know we just met you.
Treebread: You have no choice but to trust me little orcs.
Merry: Orcs we aren't Orcs we are Hobbits from The Shire.
Treebread: wooooo slow down you are a hasty voice
Frodo and Sam are still wondering around in circles.They are talking as if they aren't even aware of this fact.
Frodo: So Will cuts Jack out of being Hung and he is saved by the sword?
Sam: Thats right Mr. Frodo Will use to be up tight and stuck up even if he was only a poor black smith but after his adventger with Jack he losened up echsphilly since he got the girl Ms. Swan and all.
Frodo: Well that is a very good ending. *They both look around and notice they are back at the same place.*
Sam: Im haveing Dayzavue.
Frodo: What?
Sam: Like I have been here before doing this same thing?
Frodo: That is because we have been here before and before we were talking about POTC as well I love this tail you have told it to me three times now. But I'd like to hear more on Helen of Troy if you don't mind Sam?
Sam: Alright well anyways Prince Paris and Helen......
Frodo: *Came up behind Sam and whispered in his ear* we aren't alone I think a skelton has been fallowing us Im scared.* he says griping Sam's arm.* Carefully turn your head you'll see it.
Sam: *Dose carefully turn his head his eyes widen* Your right Lets kill it!
Frodo: NO bad Sam!* He says yanking him back* wait tell we are actting like we are sleeping to see if he really wants to kill us now I saw a place we can rest just around this ben we been taking for five times now.
Sam: Alright Mr Frodo. *They walk to the cliff ben and acted like they were sleeping*
Gollum: we hates them yes those nasty hobbitess they stole it from usss yessss we hates them and we wants it!!!!!!!*Says crawling face first toward there sleeping area.*
Sam and Frodo leap up and pull him down. They have a big wrestling Match and Gollum even though he is bony and fraile some how gets Sam Pinned down but being as it was there were two hobbits and each had a sword Frodo put the sword to Gollum's neck glareing into his eyes.
Frodo: Let him Go Or I'll cut your throat Gollum!You Nasty Skelton thingy!
Gollum: *lets go and starts screming*
Sam: *Runs behind Frodo*
Frodo:Whats your Problem you winey Skelton thing why do you wonder around with no clothes on would you like to barrow some of mine?
Sam: Maybe he screams cause he is so ugly he can hardly bare it.*says whispering in Frodo's ear.*
Gollum: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It freezes it Burns Ussss ahhhhhh
Frodo: Im scared lets just leave it here.
Sam: Good Idea *Both turn to leave*
Gollum: Wait NO we want to go with Nice Hobbitess but frist take of this nasty rope it burns Poor Gollum Gollum!* he says hacking or making hacking sound.*
Frodo: Oh Im going to be sick.
Sam: There is no rope on you.
Gollum: Oh well can we please pretty Please go with the Nice Pretty Hobbitessssssssssss.*sorry s key got stuck*
Frodo: why should we let you do that? *puts hand on his hips.*
Gollum: cause your nices and we are lonely and losts lostssss we are losts!
Frodo: *got an Idea* You know the way to Mordor?
Gollum: Yes but we don't want to go there we can take you to a better Hot Spot near the beach.*says pointing another way*
Frodo: Well our course lays towrd the Land of Mordor if you know the way you will lead us and bring NO harm to Sam or I. The Prisouse is before you thats why you have come and thats why you want to fallow us.
Sam: *Thinks Frodo lost his mind* Mr Frodo are you ok.
Frodo: * had a blank stare in his eyes* Of course Sam, So Gollum how about it!?
Gollum: we swear to serve the Master Of the prisouses we will swear on,on the Priouses!.
Frodo: If you brake your promises you and all five of you will be tossed into the firey crakes of doom and die a horrid melty death of slow aginizeing pain!
Gollum: *his big eyes got even wider* Um yesss Masterssss * he says smileing his rottin toothed smile*
Frodo and Sam both curl there lips in grossnesses.
Frodo: Alright then Gollum lead the way.
Gollum: yes, yes good we always helps nice master. But can we wait tell the white face is out of the sky it so dose hurt our eyesss.
Frodo: Fine but no longer!
Gollum: Thanks *says skipping around*
Frodo: If you can skip around in the moon light why can't you lead us?
Gollum: *balls up* Um we don't know but we sleeping now good night Hobbitessess!
*~*Meanwhile*~*
Merry and Pippin where making smoores out of the Urcks BonFire Near Fangorn Forest and telling scary Ghost storys.
Pippin: So the Little Hobbit Lad ate the Posin Mushroom and became green and shrivled up and died.
Merry: At lest he got to have a good meal before he died.*Merry and Pippin both nod. Some of the Urcks huddled around looked kind of scared* Hey I have one.* Merry begins* Its the one where Horse Men come out of the trees and kill all the stinky Urcks in a camp.*The Urcks Laugh untill Fred gets smashed in the head with a spear it happens to all off them and Merry and Pippin wheren't seen thanks to there Lorien clocks plus they are Hobbits and Humans can never see them anyways. They ran away into Fangorn Forest.
Pippin: Look at all these trees it reminds me of the Old Tooks Adic where he lived untill he died it had lots of cobwebs.
Merry: Did it also have lots of trees and leafs?
Pippin: Aye that it did Me Laddie It did I got lost in there once it was pretty scary actually. I never went in there agian.
Merry: Did you here that?
Pippin: Hear what? all I hear is you and I talking. * Merry covers his mouth they both hear singing.
Treebread: Hoom Boom Loob loom Da Doom Bee Dooo Shoew wayap Lap Lap do dop. Can you tell me you say you can but you don't know!
Merry and Pippin look at each other a little frighten at what they hear so they run away up to this hill where they can see the sun.
Pippin: WOW its bright and warm up here I believe I could like it here.
Treebread: Well Hoom Boom thats uncomonly kind of you * says a deep rumbling voice*.
Merry and Pippin turn slowly around to see a huge talking tree. Both* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Try to run the other way but are getting no where fast as Treebread has his hands on them.
Pippin: I never cut a tree down in my life!
Merry: Neither did I let us go let us go!
Treebread: Now settle down my little lads its alright. * He says picking the hobbits up in his large hands. They squrim around then they both give up.
Pippin: Merry I smoke to much Pipe weed trees are starting to talk and walk.
Treebread: Tree I am NO Tree I am ent a tree hurder shepred of the forest.
Pippin: How do you we know that?
TreeBread: cause I never tell a lie.
Pippin: How do we know we just met you.
Treebread: You have no choice but to trust me little orcs.
Merry: Orcs we aren't Orcs we are Hobbits from The Shire.
Treebread: wooooo slow down you are a hasty voice