Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,385
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Parody 2
(15 minutes Pass No more story everyone waits annoyed. Legolas ( comes back ) Oh sorry Cell phone it was Gimli where was I)
Saroun: Me bashing the King! (Legolas: Oh right no need to get all-evil on me anyways) Isildor rushes over to his father Saroun was coming over to see if he had killed the King just as Islidor was reaching for the Kings sword and Saroun steps on the sword shuddering it to bits
Saroun: Oh I’m Sorry about that (Saroun goes to help Islidor up Islidor taking it the wrong way cuts off his hand) Saroun: OUCH you LITTLE punk!” Saroun goes to kick Islidor but Saroun is vaporized just in time and all that is left is a big head and his boots and a finger with the One ring which soon turns to ash the finger dose.
Islidor: ( shudders and is grossed out then takes the ring there is Fiery letters that read) "Property of Saroun E Mordor If found please return to me at Fiery crakes of doom you will have a great reward." Islidor: ( thought Saroun won’t be needing it anymore so he took it for himself it shrunk down to his sizes. He thought it was his idea to take the ring but the ring has a will of its own and made him take it cause the this was the One Ring that The Dark Lord Saroun made it himself to control all other rings of power he gave. 9 to men who were he knew they were stupid and greediest and would make good slaves. 7 to the dwarf lords cause the rest could make their own. 3 where given to the Elves but not by Saroun cause elves aren’t stupid and take rings from Evil Simi Gods.
Humans& Dwarfs: HEY!!! ( Legolas: Just calling it how I see it and I can see pretty good so shut up and let me go on) Anyways Isildor decided to take a swim but being not to bright he didn’t have any guards and he was making fun of some orcs on the land he made the mistake of insulting one of the Orcs mum’s and they started to shot at him. He slipped on the ring and just as he was going to go under the ring slips off his finger and it probably went something like this.
Ring: Ok finger I am going to let you now (Snickers)
Finger: No please no!
Ring: I have to ready 1,2,3 (Rings slides of finger cries Islildor dies.)
The ring swims away but its plan didn’t work it was hoping it would get picked up by an orc and it would find its rightful finger (Legolas: Since the ring was to heavy it sunk to the bottom and was covered up)
Ring: Hey don’t make fun of my weight we can’t all have your thighs (Legolas: I know I know anyways) The Ring was forgotten because it really wasn’t all that important anyways cause it was lost for 2,000 years. Though Saroun took up in my homeland of Greenwood ( or it was once called tell he came around with his ugly Black sprit and made it evil and everyone renamed it Mirkwood and now people fear it the only good thing about it is The Elves)
Saroun: Please I did that forest a Favor elves Good Yeah right!(Legolas: *whacks Saroun over the head with his scripted pages* IM telling this tail shut your sprit mouth!) Saroun: ( shuts his sprit mouth) The Real estate he stole was the most horrid spot in the whole place!.
Legolas: Once in awhile just to upset my father when he made me mad was to say I was heading west to go see Elrond cause he is more powerful then him since Saroun came into Mirkwood and not Imladurs (Rivendell for the Simple minded)
Gimli: Legolas aren’t you kind of going of the point here aren’t you suppose to be talking about Gollum and Bilbo and Frodo? The Ring Story?
Legolas: Why should I do that?
Gimli: Cause it’s a Lotr parody and you shouldn’t start something and not finishes It I hate it when you do that Legolas. You never finish anything you do like when you take a bite out of a chocolate then put it back. Or you stop in a middle of sentence or when you’re singing you’ll just stop. Or you’ll stop in the middle of a story I hate it!
Legolas: Ok your point is taken Gimli I’ll go on with the story sheesh! So while your up could you please get my some popcorn?
Gimli: What am I your slave?
Legolas: Gimli we have been through this that’s what your good at surviving aren’t you the people who say at your scurvies so practices what you preach and get me some popcorn there’s no shame in that Gimli.
Gimli: ( comes over and dumps Pop corn on Legolas head then goes to the greenroom which is so smoky all you can see is smoke)
Merry: who’s hand is on my bum?
Pippin: That would be your own hand
Merry: is there someone in here with me?
Pippin: Yeah its me Merry
Gimli: And me
Merry: who is Me.
Gimli: Its Gimli.
Merry: How can I be so sure?
Gimli: (turns on a fan and blows away some of the smoke)
Merry: Oh it is you cool.
Pippin: how do we know this isn’t a dream with all this smoke?
Merry: Good point you’re so smart when you’re high.
Pippin: I know isn’t it wonderful) Meanwhile Legolas had cleaned off the popcorn and goes on with the story. These two weird little people named Degol and Smegol I think they were brothers went fishing it was Smegolas birthday. Degol caught a fish but it pulled him into the water and Smegol laughs from the boat.Thinking how its nice that his brother wants to make him laugh on his b-day.
Saroun: Me bashing the King! (Legolas: Oh right no need to get all-evil on me anyways) Isildor rushes over to his father Saroun was coming over to see if he had killed the King just as Islidor was reaching for the Kings sword and Saroun steps on the sword shuddering it to bits
Saroun: Oh I’m Sorry about that (Saroun goes to help Islidor up Islidor taking it the wrong way cuts off his hand) Saroun: OUCH you LITTLE punk!” Saroun goes to kick Islidor but Saroun is vaporized just in time and all that is left is a big head and his boots and a finger with the One ring which soon turns to ash the finger dose.
Islidor: ( shudders and is grossed out then takes the ring there is Fiery letters that read) "Property of Saroun E Mordor If found please return to me at Fiery crakes of doom you will have a great reward." Islidor: ( thought Saroun won’t be needing it anymore so he took it for himself it shrunk down to his sizes. He thought it was his idea to take the ring but the ring has a will of its own and made him take it cause the this was the One Ring that The Dark Lord Saroun made it himself to control all other rings of power he gave. 9 to men who were he knew they were stupid and greediest and would make good slaves. 7 to the dwarf lords cause the rest could make their own. 3 where given to the Elves but not by Saroun cause elves aren’t stupid and take rings from Evil Simi Gods.
Humans& Dwarfs: HEY!!! ( Legolas: Just calling it how I see it and I can see pretty good so shut up and let me go on) Anyways Isildor decided to take a swim but being not to bright he didn’t have any guards and he was making fun of some orcs on the land he made the mistake of insulting one of the Orcs mum’s and they started to shot at him. He slipped on the ring and just as he was going to go under the ring slips off his finger and it probably went something like this.
Ring: Ok finger I am going to let you now (Snickers)
Finger: No please no!
Ring: I have to ready 1,2,3 (Rings slides of finger cries Islildor dies.)
The ring swims away but its plan didn’t work it was hoping it would get picked up by an orc and it would find its rightful finger (Legolas: Since the ring was to heavy it sunk to the bottom and was covered up)
Ring: Hey don’t make fun of my weight we can’t all have your thighs (Legolas: I know I know anyways) The Ring was forgotten because it really wasn’t all that important anyways cause it was lost for 2,000 years. Though Saroun took up in my homeland of Greenwood ( or it was once called tell he came around with his ugly Black sprit and made it evil and everyone renamed it Mirkwood and now people fear it the only good thing about it is The Elves)
Saroun: Please I did that forest a Favor elves Good Yeah right!(Legolas: *whacks Saroun over the head with his scripted pages* IM telling this tail shut your sprit mouth!) Saroun: ( shuts his sprit mouth) The Real estate he stole was the most horrid spot in the whole place!.
Legolas: Once in awhile just to upset my father when he made me mad was to say I was heading west to go see Elrond cause he is more powerful then him since Saroun came into Mirkwood and not Imladurs (Rivendell for the Simple minded)
Gimli: Legolas aren’t you kind of going of the point here aren’t you suppose to be talking about Gollum and Bilbo and Frodo? The Ring Story?
Legolas: Why should I do that?
Gimli: Cause it’s a Lotr parody and you shouldn’t start something and not finishes It I hate it when you do that Legolas. You never finish anything you do like when you take a bite out of a chocolate then put it back. Or you stop in a middle of sentence or when you’re singing you’ll just stop. Or you’ll stop in the middle of a story I hate it!
Legolas: Ok your point is taken Gimli I’ll go on with the story sheesh! So while your up could you please get my some popcorn?
Gimli: What am I your slave?
Legolas: Gimli we have been through this that’s what your good at surviving aren’t you the people who say at your scurvies so practices what you preach and get me some popcorn there’s no shame in that Gimli.
Gimli: ( comes over and dumps Pop corn on Legolas head then goes to the greenroom which is so smoky all you can see is smoke)
Merry: who’s hand is on my bum?
Pippin: That would be your own hand
Merry: is there someone in here with me?
Pippin: Yeah its me Merry
Gimli: And me
Merry: who is Me.
Gimli: Its Gimli.
Merry: How can I be so sure?
Gimli: (turns on a fan and blows away some of the smoke)
Merry: Oh it is you cool.
Pippin: how do we know this isn’t a dream with all this smoke?
Merry: Good point you’re so smart when you’re high.
Pippin: I know isn’t it wonderful) Meanwhile Legolas had cleaned off the popcorn and goes on with the story. These two weird little people named Degol and Smegol I think they were brothers went fishing it was Smegolas birthday. Degol caught a fish but it pulled him into the water and Smegol laughs from the boat.Thinking how its nice that his brother wants to make him laugh on his b-day.