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Picture Perfect

By: Mannequin
folder -Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 2
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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I Scream, Your Scream, We All Scream

Next chapter people. Reviews are appreciated and people who do get a cookie.....

Legolas watched the girl fall down, and ran over. She had simply passed out, maybe fainted, and it most certainly wasn’t from finding out he had been watching her.
He looked into her face, the cracked lips, the red face and knew the answer. It was dehydration.

He absently wondered if she had been stranded here and ignored it. Another elf came loping down the beach, knowing instantly, even if he was on the other side of the beach, when someone was hurt.

“Passed out from dehydration, don’t know how she got here, couldn’t ask her questions before she passed out.” Legolas said, not bothering to greet his oldest (in age and lasting friendship) friend but knowing he would help the stranded (deserted?) girl in his lap.

Legolas pulled open his water bottle and dumped someone her face, then opened her mouth and poured some in.

She coughed and spluttered, spitting it all back out again and stirring feebly in Legolas’s arms.

“Hello?” Legolas said quietly (in westron), waking her up by rubbing the back of her neck in soothing circles.

Her eyes popped open and she stared at him for a while before she smiled winningly at him.

“Hello, darling. Couldn’t stay away, eh?” she said, making a normally mild teasing joke into a feeble minded raving.

“Certainly he couldn’t, now, you need to drink water because you’re exhausted.” Elrond said, teasing both her and Legolas, the elf was mildly surprised, seeing as his elvish friend only teased close friends, but dismissing it.

“I’m exhausted? Nonsense… did you offer me water? Got anything stronger?” She asked, her mind was obviously coming back to her, and fast.

Elrond chuckled heartedly and held the water bottle to her, which she drank from in great gulping mouthfuls. Legolas watched, making sure she didn’t drink too much but Elrond took it away just before the point where the water would have made her sick.

“Mick.” She said in satisfaction. Legolas shot a glance to Elrond who shrugged back at him; he had no idea what it meant either.

“My dear, sorry to press you but how did you happen to be here?” Elrond asked, she looked at him like he was point blank dull and raised an eyebrow to mimic Elrond’s own.

“I took a boat,” seeing that that was all she was going to say, Elrond prompted her with a gesture. “A large vessel which is cupped to hold out water and which traverses on the lakes, rivers and oceans which are upon the earth.”

Legolas held up a hand to cover his grin and Elrond sent him a warning glance, which he stoically ignored by returning his intense eyes to her.

“My,” She said as she stared right back, “Who stepped right out of a fairy tale to save the damsel in distress?” This time Elrond hid a smile and Legolas blinked in surprise.

He would have to watch this one if he was going to keep any of his dignity in tact by the end of this meeting.

“What? No brave white charger you’re going to sweep me away on?” she cracked a grin at him and slid her eyes to his ears., at which point she looked faint again.

“Aelfwaenté.” She said and reached up to tug painfully on his ear.

Legolas let out a startled yelp and dropped her to stand up and rubbed his ear. The girl landed in the sand and yelped as well and accidentally got Elrond with back draft of sand and he stood in surprise.

“Well, mick, now I’m sandy again…” she looked away, hiding a grin as the obviously non-fake elf continued to rub his obviously non-fake ear.

To be continue obviously. Elrond and Legolas get very naughty on the boat, and Starlet happens to think that the walls on a boat are way too thin.
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