Would You Like to Play...[Complete!]
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Category:
-Multi-Age › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
748
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter One
Author’s Note: Let’s get a few things straight before we begin. The part of the Elf in the Hat is being played by Glorfindel. Instead of “our mother” we have Lord Elrond, who is NOT “our” parent. Erestor is playing the part of the talking fish, but he’s not a fish. Instead of Michael and Sally, we instead have Bekki and Lori, two sisters who are NOT children. (They’re somewhere between the ages of 18 and 25, though Bekki is the older of the two.) If you can’t figure out who Twin One and Twin Two are, please send me an email explaining which rock you’ve been hiding under. I think perhaps I left something important there a while back and I’ve forgotten where it is. And while we’re at it…The Cat in the Hat belongs to Dr. Seuss. The Elves belong to The Professor. Lori and I belong to ourselves. And I pray that neither The Doctor nor The Professor come back to haunt me for doing this.
The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we sat in our room
All that cold, cold, wet day.
I sat there wLoriLori.
We sat there, we two.
And I said, “How I wish
We had something to do!”
Too wet to go out
And no fire in the Hall.
So we sat in our room.
We did nothing at all.
So all we could do was
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
And we did not like.
Not one little bit.
And then
Something went BUMP!
How that bump made us jump!
We looked!
Then we saw him step in on the mat!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Elf in the Hat!
And he said to us,
“Why do you sit there like that?”
“I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny.
But we can have
Lots of good fun that is funny!”
“I know some good games we could play,”
Said the Elf.
“I know some new tricks,”
Said the Elf in the Hat.
“A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Lord Elrond
Will not mind at all if I do.”
Then Lori and I
Did not know what to say.
Lord Elrond was out of the house
For the day.
But Erestor said, “No! No!
Make that Elf go away!
Tell that Elf in the Hat
You do NOT want to play.
He should not be here.
He should not be about.
He should not be here
When Lord Elrond is out!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!” said the Elf.
“My tricks are not bad,”
Said the Elf in the Hat.
“Why, we can have
Lots of good fun with yourself,
With a game that I call
Up-Up-UP with an Elf!”
“Put me down!” said the Elf.
“This is no fun at all!
“Put me down!” said the Elf.
“I do NOT wish to fall!”
“Have no fear!” said the Elf in the Hat.
“I will not let you fall.
I will hold you up high
As I stand on a ball.
With a book in one hand!
And a cup on my hat!
But that is not ALL I can do!”
Said the Elf in the Hat…
“Look at me!
Look at me now!” said the Elf.
“With a cup and a cake
On the top of my hat!
I can hold up TWO books!
I can hold up the Elf!
And a little toy ship!
And some milk on a shelf!
And look!
I can hop up and down on the ball!
But that is not all!
Oh, no.
That is not all…”
“Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun.
But you have to know how.
I can hold up the cup
And the milk and the cake!
I can hold up these books!
And the Elf and a rake!
I can hold the toy ship
And a little toy Man!
And look! With my nose
I can hold a red fan!
I can fan with the fan
As I hop on the ball!
But that is not all.
Oh, no.
That is not all…”
That is what the Elf said…
Then he fell on his head!
He came down with a bump.
From up there on the ball.
And Lori and I,
We saw ALL the things fall!
And Erestor came down, too.
And, boy, was he hot!
He said, “Do I like this?
Oh, no! I do not.
This is not a good game,”
Erestor said in a fit.
“No I do not like it,
Not one little bit!”
“Now look what you did!”
Erestor said has he sat.
“Now look at this room!
Look at this! Look at that!
You sank our toy ship,
Sank it deep in the cake.
You shook up their room
And you bent our new rake.
You SHOULD NOT be here
When Lord Elrond is not,
You get out of this room!”
Said Erestor the Hot.
“But I like it here.
Oh, I like it a lot!”
Said the Elf in the Hat
To Erestor the Hot.
“I will NOT go away.
I do NOT wish to go!
And so,” said the Elf in the Hat,
“So
so
so…
I will show you
Another good game that I know.”
And then he ran out.
And, then, fast as a fox,
The Elf in the Hat
Came back in with a box.
A big red wood box.
It was shut with a hook.
“Now look at this trick,”
Said the Elf.
“Take a look!”
Then he got up on top
With a tip of his hat.
“I call this game LUST-IN-A-BOX,”
Said the Elf in the Hat.
“In this box are two twins
I will show to you now.
You will like these two twins,”
Said the Elf with a bow.
“I will pick up the hook
You will see something new.
Two twins. And I call them
Twin One and Twin Two.
These Twins will not bite you.
They want to have fun.”
Then, out of the box
Came Twin Two and Twin One!
And they ran to us fast.
They said, “How do you do?
Would you like to play
With Twin One and Twin Two?”
TBC
Ok. I know that even an Elf can't fan a fan with their nose, but I couldn't very well give him a tail as the original is written, now can I? With any luck at all, the last part of this will be ready by tomorrow evening. In the meantime, how about a review? Please?
The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we sat in our room
All that cold, cold, wet day.
I sat there wLoriLori.
We sat there, we two.
And I said, “How I wish
We had something to do!”
Too wet to go out
And no fire in the Hall.
So we sat in our room.
We did nothing at all.
So all we could do was
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
And we did not like.
Not one little bit.
And then
Something went BUMP!
How that bump made us jump!
We looked!
Then we saw him step in on the mat!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Elf in the Hat!
And he said to us,
“Why do you sit there like that?”
“I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny.
But we can have
Lots of good fun that is funny!”
“I know some good games we could play,”
Said the Elf.
“I know some new tricks,”
Said the Elf in the Hat.
“A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Lord Elrond
Will not mind at all if I do.”
Then Lori and I
Did not know what to say.
Lord Elrond was out of the house
For the day.
But Erestor said, “No! No!
Make that Elf go away!
Tell that Elf in the Hat
You do NOT want to play.
He should not be here.
He should not be about.
He should not be here
When Lord Elrond is out!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!” said the Elf.
“My tricks are not bad,”
Said the Elf in the Hat.
“Why, we can have
Lots of good fun with yourself,
With a game that I call
Up-Up-UP with an Elf!”
“Put me down!” said the Elf.
“This is no fun at all!
“Put me down!” said the Elf.
“I do NOT wish to fall!”
“Have no fear!” said the Elf in the Hat.
“I will not let you fall.
I will hold you up high
As I stand on a ball.
With a book in one hand!
And a cup on my hat!
But that is not ALL I can do!”
Said the Elf in the Hat…
“Look at me!
Look at me now!” said the Elf.
“With a cup and a cake
On the top of my hat!
I can hold up TWO books!
I can hold up the Elf!
And a little toy ship!
And some milk on a shelf!
And look!
I can hop up and down on the ball!
But that is not all!
Oh, no.
That is not all…”
“Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun.
But you have to know how.
I can hold up the cup
And the milk and the cake!
I can hold up these books!
And the Elf and a rake!
I can hold the toy ship
And a little toy Man!
And look! With my nose
I can hold a red fan!
I can fan with the fan
As I hop on the ball!
But that is not all.
Oh, no.
That is not all…”
That is what the Elf said…
Then he fell on his head!
He came down with a bump.
From up there on the ball.
And Lori and I,
We saw ALL the things fall!
And Erestor came down, too.
And, boy, was he hot!
He said, “Do I like this?
Oh, no! I do not.
This is not a good game,”
Erestor said in a fit.
“No I do not like it,
Not one little bit!”
“Now look what you did!”
Erestor said has he sat.
“Now look at this room!
Look at this! Look at that!
You sank our toy ship,
Sank it deep in the cake.
You shook up their room
And you bent our new rake.
You SHOULD NOT be here
When Lord Elrond is not,
You get out of this room!”
Said Erestor the Hot.
“But I like it here.
Oh, I like it a lot!”
Said the Elf in the Hat
To Erestor the Hot.
“I will NOT go away.
I do NOT wish to go!
And so,” said the Elf in the Hat,
“So
so
so…
I will show you
Another good game that I know.”
And then he ran out.
And, then, fast as a fox,
The Elf in the Hat
Came back in with a box.
A big red wood box.
It was shut with a hook.
“Now look at this trick,”
Said the Elf.
“Take a look!”
Then he got up on top
With a tip of his hat.
“I call this game LUST-IN-A-BOX,”
Said the Elf in the Hat.
“In this box are two twins
I will show to you now.
You will like these two twins,”
Said the Elf with a bow.
“I will pick up the hook
You will see something new.
Two twins. And I call them
Twin One and Twin Two.
These Twins will not bite you.
They want to have fun.”
Then, out of the box
Came Twin Two and Twin One!
And they ran to us fast.
They said, “How do you do?
Would you like to play
With Twin One and Twin Two?”
TBC
Ok. I know that even an Elf can't fan a fan with their nose, but I couldn't very well give him a tail as the original is written, now can I? With any luck at all, the last part of this will be ready by tomorrow evening. In the meantime, how about a review? Please?