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Disclaimer: I own nothing, have nothing and am receiving nothing.
Special Warning: Graphic Slash and Het Sex.
Cast: Elladan/OCF/Elrohir, Andrew/Evan (OC's)
Timeline: Future AU, R(eturn)+27
Spoiler: Not really, since this never happened
Summary: The Twins Return
Notes: The part of Andrew will be played by Heath Ledger; the part of Evan will be played by Orlando Bloom. I make no presumptions about their personal lives; I'm merely casting them in roles. But don't they look pretty together?

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"Bloody *Hell* Evan!" Andrew gasped as he came into his lover's throat. His fist in Evandarkdark curls was tight as he thrust one last time into Evan's mouth.

Andrew realized suddenly just how tight his grip was and immediately released Evan's hair.

"Jesus Andrew, are you trying to pull my bloody hair out, you wanker?"

Andrew smiled a sly smile, "If I was a wanker, you wouldn't be necessary."

Evan always forgave him, especially when he smiled like that. He rose from between Andrew's knees to lounge on the couch beside him.

Andrew immediately leaned in for a kiss, sucked Evan's bottom lip into his mouth. He loved to taste himself on his lover's tongue.

Evan responded enthusiastically, pushing Andrew back until he was flat on the couch. They ground together, rubbing their cocks between their hard bodies. Evan then propped himself up with one hand and reached between them to stroke his mate.

Andrew thrust up into Evan's hand, their tongues mimicking the motion.

Evan was in no mood to draw this out. He sat back on his heels and lifted Andrew's leg up over his shoulder. He licked his hand and rubbed Andrew's tight ass with the moisture, his cock throbbing painfully.

He positioned the tip of his member at his lover's opening as he watched Andrew rub himself back to hardness. It was so erotic he knew he'd not last two minutes once he was inside Andrew. He closed his eyes thr thrust his hips forward, entering Andrew in one smooth stroke. "Oh god, Drew..." Evan released Andrew's leg to lean forward and put his hands on either side of him on the couch. Andrew wrapped his legs around Evan's waist, pulling him closer, deeper inside him.

As Evan was still for a moment, savoring Andrew's hot tightness, Andrew pulled Evan's head down for another deep kiss. Evan began to thrust, at first slowly, but the exquisite pleasure of being encased within his lover was unbearable. He pushed harder, faster.

"I can't wait, 'Drew," Evan whispered into Andrew's ear. He knew the nickname made Andrew crazy.

"Don't call me 'Drew." Andrew groaned, still stroking himself in the confined space between their bodies even as Evan assaulted his prostate.

"I'm gonna come, 'Drew." Evan stiffened, a light sweat breaking out on his brow.

"I said, do cal call me 'Drew." Andrew gasped.

"Are you ready?" Evan's back and hips flexed rhythmically, pushing them both closer to the edge.

"As long as you quit calling me - "

"'DREW!" Evan shouted, thrusting fiercely, coming hard into his lover even as Andrew came, shooting hot come onto his own and Evan's stomachs. Evan collapsed trembling onto Andrew's chest. "Love you." he whispered, snuggling under Andrew's chin, placing soft kisses all over his .
.

Andrew held Evan close, one hand on the back of his head, fingers in his hair, the other stroking his back soothingly, "Love you too."

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The guys upstairs were at it again. I could hear them a little over my CD, but they were broadcasting on broadband. If I hadn't had a little training (and a lot of experience) at tuning them out, I'd have been turned inside out by the peripheral sensations they were radiating.

I'd miss them though, the semester was almost over and they'd be gone for the season. I had decided to stay on for the summer. I told myself that I didn't have the money to go home. Truth was, I wasn't ready venture beyond the spiritual safety of the Island. There was too much residual energy for me to be comfortable. Even since I'd seen the Elves I'd become more sensitive to the ghosts that were everywhere. Everything leaves energy behind; the more emotion, the more energy it leaves. Being bombarded by the immediate energy of two people I could deal with, but to be in a place where millions had walked was painfully overwhelming.

Finally, some peace. At least for now. I was always surprised at their stamina.

I was trying to concentrate on my computer screen, researching something for my final paper, in the spare front bedroom. I really should have shut down and gone to bed, but even though I had reflected most of the emotions and sensations they had flooded the house with, my nerves were still tingling.

I paged through another section of text. Once again, I could have used their help translating these ancient Dwarvish documents. My eyes were beginning to water, the angular runes were all blending together.

Jake came in and nosed my hand, looking up at me hopefully. "Outside?" I asked him. He wiggled from nose to tail. Frelling midnight and he wanted to play. I uncurled from my computer chair and shook the pins and needles out of my legs.

As I stood, I noticed shadows on the sheers as a blessed breeze blew through the open windows behind the computer desk. Andrew and Evan must have wanted some fresh air after their earlier exertions, probably having a smoke.

Jake vibrated by the front door. He lifted a foot to paw at the screen. "Hold on!" I told him, "I'm coming." I decided to skip shoes - heinous things anyway - it was a hot night; barefoot in shorts and a tank, it was still a little uncomfortable.

I opened the door and Jake launched himself out the door and off the porch. I followed him and turned to my left to greet the guys.

I froze with my mouth wide open, the snide comment about fucking died in my throat. I sucked in a breath with a gasp. It wasn't the Brit and the Scot - it was the Elves.

Jake barked happily and bounded about the front yard. He began to chase his tail. Lot of bloody good he was. "I need a new familiar," I grumbled under my breath.

The Twins smiled brightly at me, a light in their eyes. "Little one," a smooth voice said, "come sit with us." What could I say?

Jake was content having a play on the lawn, so I took the four steps to them on my swing. The speaker, apparently Elrohir, turned sideways, putting his back to the arm of the swing, pulled one leg up onto the swing. He motioned for me to sit between his legs.

As soon as my initial shock at seeing them after two years passed, I did.

Elladan hooked my legs onto his lap turning me sideways so that I was sitting in nearly the same position as Elrohir. I leaned back against his chest and he put his arms around me. It was comforting and at the same time exhilarating. Elladan began to massage my feet, pressing his knuckles into my arches. Elrohir tipped my head forward and rubbed my shoulders and neck. I didn't even know I was tense, but their hands were like magic.

Jake tired of playing alone and came to lie at the top of the porch steps.

They asked about school and I babbled inanely. We chatted as if nothing about this scenario was strange, then fell into a easy silence. I yawned.

"Do you wish to go to bed?" Elrohir asked.

I blushed infrared. I craned my neck around and blinked at the double entendre. There was no clue as to which meaning he had intended. His features were innocence, but his eyes held mischief.

"Erm...no. Do you guys want a beer?" They looked at me then at each other. "K, how 'bout some iced tea?" They nodded simultaneously. "Right back." I reluctantly extricated myself from their embrace.

Jake followed me inside and watched as I filled three tall glasses with ice and sun brewed tea. As I was pouring, I heard the screen door thump shut.

"I'd have brought it out," I called over my shoulder. I finished and picked up all three glasses, balancing them carefully. "Uh, have a seat." Elladan sat on the far end of the couch and Elrohir in the chair. I was a little embarrassed. My apartment was nice, and it wasn't as if they'd never been in here before, but still...

I set the glasses on the end table between the couch and chair and handed each elf one of them. Then I curled up at the near end of the couch between the Elves. "Thank you," they intoned politely.

"My pleasure."

They sipped their tea politely, but I was a growing uncomfortable.

Elladan stretched across me and set his glass back on the table. His long, dark hair brushed my bare legs, giving me goosebumps. He took my glass from my hands and set it beside his. He leaned in and kissed me intensely. He pulled me with him as he laid back on the couch, one hand ar my my back, and stroked my breast with the other. We kissed for what seemed like ages. I paused to catch my breath and sat up-ish to pull off my tank and he took the opportunity to remove his shirt. I was braless sen Ien I leaned back against him my breasts pressed against his bare chest.

I could feel his growing erection againstpelvpelvis. Kissing along his jaw, down his neck, chest and stomach, I slid my hand into his pants and rubbed his length. I stroked him even as I licked and bit at his nipples. He lifted his hips against my hand. I tugged at his waistband, silently suggestive and knelt on the floor. He slid his pants from his legs and turned to put a foot on the floor on either side of me.

By the Goddess, he was perfection. His hair spilled loose over his broad shoulders, his chest lean but powerful, his abs flat and hard as a board. In his slouched position, his engorged shaft laid against his stomach. His thighs were hard and corded with tension. And his eyes... dark with need and half closed watching me.

My hands roamed his thighs and my fingers ran through the dark downy nest of curls at his groin. I stroked his sack softly and rubbed my thumbs along the underside of his erection. I licked my lips in anticipation, then gently sucked one of his testicles into my mouth. I heard him catch his breath, but my eyes were closed. After a few moments, I switched my attention to the other. I glanced up at Elladan as he released that long held breath, then ran my tongue over the silky fold of skin that covered the head of his member and tenderly rolled it back with my tongue.

I circled the base of Elladan's arousal with one hand and resumed stroking his balls with the other. Taking him deeply into my mouth, I slid up and down, rug myg my tongue in the same motion faster along the underside. He tangled his fingers in my hair, not exactly guiding my movements, but definitely encouraging.

I suddenly felt Elrohir kneel behind me, already nude. "So sweet," he whispered as he kissed all the way down my spine from my nape to my tailbone. His hair left trails of goosebumps all over my back. He pulled at my boxers, siding them down past my hips. I kicked off my shorts and he stroked me from behind. He found my clit with his hand and I moaned around Elladan's hardness. Elladan jerked upwards into my throat. I continued the movement and swallowed the head just lrohlrohir pressed his fingers into me. Sucking his brother had made me unbelievably wet.

Elrohir removed is fingers and exchanged them for his arousal. He held my hips and moved with great self control, long slow strokes, angled down just a bit to hit my g-spot with every thrust.

I hadn't thought as far ahead as what I'd do when Elladan came, but when he did he pulled my head against him with both hands and I had no real choice but to swallow. When he was finished and I had caught my breath, I laid my head on his flat stomach and wrapped my arms around his waist. He held my shoulders as his brother thrust into me. Given reign to set his own pace, Elrohir came quickly, he leaned over my back, kissing my shoulders and neck.

Between the two of them I was in another world, lost in sensation. Nothing existed but them.

When our breathing returned to normal, Elladan drew me up to his lap, then pulled me upright as he stood. He effortlessly swung me into his arms and carried me to my bed. hir hir flipped the sheet down so his brother could lay me down, then pulled it back up over us. They lay on either side of me, each with their beautiful heads on my shoulders.