The Adventures of Arwen Undomiel

Title: The Adventures of Arwen Undomiel: Baby-sitting Woes (2/?)
Category: Lord of the Rings (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: spanking
Co-written by tiaoconnell and carelesscat
Disclaimner: We don't own Tolkien's world (or anything in it) even
though we wish we did. We just play there.
Author's Note: Note one: Undomiel is Elvish for Evenstar
Note two: Again, playing with ages. Twins are 16, Arwen is 4 and
Celebrian has just very recently passed. Making Elrohir the hot-
tempered one in this story, LOL.

Where we left the troublesome elflings::: Arwen was being drabbed to
be given a bath by her "adoring" (cough cough) brothers.

"Stop pulling my ear, that hurts," Arwen whimpered. "I don't like you
right now." "Do you want another smack on your backside?" Elrohir
asked pointedly. "No!" the little elleth shouted very quickly, then
followed with a whimper. "But you're hurting my ear, what if it falls
off?"

Elrohir rolled his eyes, and turned to his twin. "Elladan, start the
bath." He released Arwen and began to undress her as Elladan made
sure the water was nice and warm before announcing, "The bath is
ready."

Squirming, Arwen gave a little frown to Elrohir. "I can undress
myself," she announced with a whine. "I know you can, but I don't
want you to take a long time to get undressed," was the reply as he
continued to undress.

Arwen pushed at his hands defiantly. "Ada says I'm a BIG girl!" An
exaperated sigh escaped both twins. "Fine, I'll see how Elladan is
doing with the bath. You better be undressed when I get back!"
Elrohir warned quiet seriously.

As soon as his back was turned, Arwen stuck her tonuge out at him and
began undressing; only there were too many buttons and she was
getting frustrated! Making a little squeak of disapproval of so many
buttons, she pulled at the matieral, which promptly ripped slighty at
the seam.

Just a few moments later, Elrohir returned to Arwen, who attemped to
hid the long underslip that had ripped behind her. "Seeee? I did it!"
The toddler attempted to give him a brilliant smile, but it only
resulted in her brother looking at her sideways. "Are you hiding
something?" he asked pointedly.

Shocked and dismayed at how quickly her brother figuered her out,
Arwen jumped and fell backwards, landing hard on the floor. "OWW" she
shrieked. "Stupid floor!" She proceeded to stick her tongue out at it.

Chuckling to himselfrohirohir picked her up and looked behind,
noticing the slightly ripped material. "It was a accident!" Arwen
squeaked, wriggling her legs as he held her above the ground in his
one arm. "Well, the seamstress will take care of it," he sighed, then
brought her into the bathroom.

"No be mad," she demanded pouting. "It not opened good, had to get it
off, you said so," she pointed out seriously. "I know, I know, let's
get your bath started." Elrohir began to lower her into the warm
water. "WAAAAAIT" she screeched, kicking, her little feet splashing
water. "You didn't CHECK!"

Stopping, he looked at his flailing sister. "What do you mean I
didn't check? I didn't check what?" "For the monsters!" Arwen
shouted, causing Elrohir to shake his head. "Ada ALWAYS checks first!
Don't wanna get eaten, stupid."

The younger twin looked to Elladan, hoping for some
clarification. "I, uh, told her a scary story one time...." Elladan
said, looking away. Elrohir rolled his eyes. "Oh, that was smart!" He
snorted. "Well, I didn't think she'd be *traumatized* by it!" Elladan
snorted in return. "Just get her clean already!"

After assuring Arwen several times, and literally looking in the
water, Elrohir was allowed to set her in the bath. He took a cloth
and began to wash her, as she giggled, bouncing and splashing in the
water. When she splashed him in the face on accident, Elladan laughed
loudly. "You might as well take a bath brother, considering how wet
you are already!"

Elrohir, in a rather playful mood at the moment, just laughed and
splashed her in return. The splash earned him a kiss that Arwen blew
to him. "You're funny," she announced. "Can I come out yet? I'm
getting wrinkly."

"No, your hair needs to be washed," was the quick reply. "Don't get
my eyes with it, or I'll bite you," the stubborn toddler warned. "You
won't bite me... cause biting is not nice," Elrohir scolded. "That's
what ada says too. You copying," she decided, resigned now to her
fate of being very clean.

Elldan snorted. "Arwen, he *did* mention that to us also.... when we
were your age." "Oh," she replied thoughtfully. "That was a LONG time
ago, huh? When nana here; I miss her, she smell better then you."
Elrohir shot a smirk to his brother, then washed the soap from her
hair.

Grabbing a towel, Elladan lifted her from the bath and attempted to
wrap her in it. "Wanna play a *game*?" Arwen asked excitedly,
bouncing around. "Sure," he replied, ready to say anything to make
her stay still. "Hold still, I need to get you dry!"

Giving a light push to Elladan, Arwen took off out of the bath house,
sans clothes, running through the yard, giggling happily. "Can't
catch MEEEEEEEE!" The twins groaned and rolled their eyes in unison,
and began giving chase to their naked, and rather fast!, little
sister.

Unknown to the three elflings, Glorfindel was walking across the
yard, having just retrieved some wine to drink before getting back to
some paperwork. Arwen continued to giggle and run. "I LOVE this
game!!" she anounced, turning a corner, nearing the Vanya.

"Why did we let ada talk us into this brother?" Elladan asked as they
continued to chase the naked elfling. "Probably so one day we'll know
how to deal with one of our own... maybe," Elrohir guessed. "Oh yes,
now I remember. Never sitting again if we refused!" Elladan
exclaimed. Both brother laughed, though they wondered if that might
have been preferable.