LotR: with a funny twist
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
695
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Pippins night out
Kia-chan: I hope you enjoy this chappie as much as you enjoyed the last…well..that is if you did enjoy the last..which I hope you did…I do my best to please my readers XP
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PIPPIN'S NIGHT OUT
Pippin: *surrounded my lots of beautiful women at a classy party* And then I said, "I was talking to the duck!"
Beautiful Women: *burst out laughing*
Beautiful Woman: Oh, Pippin! You're so smart, witty, funny and handsome!
Pippin: I know, darling, you see- Oh! Who's got their hand on my bum?
Most of the women: *raise hands*PippPippin: I didn't say take it off!
Sauron and the Nine Ringwraiths: *enter trying to crash the party* BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!
Beautiful Women: Save us, Pippin!
Frodo, Sam and Merry: Yeah, save us too!
Frodo: Especially me. I'm too pretty to die, and I've got this ring.
Sauron: Give me that ring! *Jumps at Frodo*
Sam: *grabs the ring and swallows it* If you want the ring you can have it back in 2 to 4 days.
Frodo: Ewww, Sam, gross.
Strider: Save me! Save me before I wet my pants!
Pippin: *strikes a dramatic pose* Fear not! I, Pippin the brave, bold, handsome, smart, witty, funny, incredible, wise and in no way fool of a Took shall save thee!
Beautiful Women: *swoon*
Pippin: *lunges at Sauron and the Nine Ringwraiths and in a dramatic sword fight Pippin slays the Nine Ringwraiths but then Sauron knocks him outside where he hangs from a cliff which hangs over a burning gorge*
Sauron: telltell them who killed Gandalf!
Pippin: It was I.
Everyone: GASP!
Sauron: *sinks claws into Pippin's hanPippPippin looks up in to the sky, some clouds form the face of an old man*
Gandalf: Pippin, I am your father, never forget who you are!! *Fades away*
Pippin: Note to self-never eat halipinio's with cheese dip again.
Sauron: *whispers in Pippin's ear* Let me tell you a little secret-I killed Mufasa. I mean Gandalf.
Pippin: *becomes enraged, lunges on to Sauron and throws him off the cliff*
Beautiful Women + Frodo, Sam, Merry and Strider: Hooray for Pippin!
Pippin: Oh go on!
Merry: So modest!
Pippin: No. go on - I want to hear more praise.
A man in a suit walks in
Man: Hello, my name is big time movie director, I want you, Pippin, to star in a movie with erotic scenes with Cameron Diaz and Elizabeth Hurley.
Pippin: Yay!
Enters a man wearing a crown.
Arthur: And I, king Arthur, would like to crown you king of England and the cosmos. Here is my crown and my sceptre, which will turn anything into chocolate.
Pippin walks on to a hill where a light shines down from the sky.
Everyone: LONG LIVE THE KING!!!
END OF FLASHBACK
Sam: You think THAT is what happened last night?!?
Pippin: No. That is what I KNOW happened last night -OUCH!
Frodo, Sam, Merry and Strider: *throwing apples at Pippin's head*
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Kia-chan: So how was that for a second chapter?? REVIEWS WELCOME/FLAMES WELCOME!..ill update soon enough
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PIPPIN'S NIGHT OUT
Pippin: *surrounded my lots of beautiful women at a classy party* And then I said, "I was talking to the duck!"
Beautiful Women: *burst out laughing*
Beautiful Woman: Oh, Pippin! You're so smart, witty, funny and handsome!
Pippin: I know, darling, you see- Oh! Who's got their hand on my bum?
Most of the women: *raise hands*PippPippin: I didn't say take it off!
Sauron and the Nine Ringwraiths: *enter trying to crash the party* BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!
Beautiful Women: Save us, Pippin!
Frodo, Sam and Merry: Yeah, save us too!
Frodo: Especially me. I'm too pretty to die, and I've got this ring.
Sauron: Give me that ring! *Jumps at Frodo*
Sam: *grabs the ring and swallows it* If you want the ring you can have it back in 2 to 4 days.
Frodo: Ewww, Sam, gross.
Strider: Save me! Save me before I wet my pants!
Pippin: *strikes a dramatic pose* Fear not! I, Pippin the brave, bold, handsome, smart, witty, funny, incredible, wise and in no way fool of a Took shall save thee!
Beautiful Women: *swoon*
Pippin: *lunges at Sauron and the Nine Ringwraiths and in a dramatic sword fight Pippin slays the Nine Ringwraiths but then Sauron knocks him outside where he hangs from a cliff which hangs over a burning gorge*
Sauron: telltell them who killed Gandalf!
Pippin: It was I.
Everyone: GASP!
Sauron: *sinks claws into Pippin's hanPippPippin looks up in to the sky, some clouds form the face of an old man*
Gandalf: Pippin, I am your father, never forget who you are!! *Fades away*
Pippin: Note to self-never eat halipinio's with cheese dip again.
Sauron: *whispers in Pippin's ear* Let me tell you a little secret-I killed Mufasa. I mean Gandalf.
Pippin: *becomes enraged, lunges on to Sauron and throws him off the cliff*
Beautiful Women + Frodo, Sam, Merry and Strider: Hooray for Pippin!
Pippin: Oh go on!
Merry: So modest!
Pippin: No. go on - I want to hear more praise.
A man in a suit walks in
Man: Hello, my name is big time movie director, I want you, Pippin, to star in a movie with erotic scenes with Cameron Diaz and Elizabeth Hurley.
Pippin: Yay!
Enters a man wearing a crown.
Arthur: And I, king Arthur, would like to crown you king of England and the cosmos. Here is my crown and my sceptre, which will turn anything into chocolate.
Pippin walks on to a hill where a light shines down from the sky.
Everyone: LONG LIVE THE KING!!!
END OF FLASHBACK
Sam: You think THAT is what happened last night?!?
Pippin: No. That is what I KNOW happened last night -OUCH!
Frodo, Sam, Merry and Strider: *throwing apples at Pippin's head*
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Kia-chan: So how was that for a second chapter?? REVIEWS WELCOME/FLAMES WELCOME!..ill update soon enough