The Crux of the Problem

Disclaimer: (In the spirit of Crimson Starlight)

Shana: *walks into living room, turns on heel, walks right back out* Oh dear!

Glorfindel: *tries to go around Shana into living room, gets pulled back* *frowns* What?

Shana: You DON'T wanna go in there. Trust me.

Glorfindel: *eyebrow* Really? *dodges around woman, peeks into room, tilts head to side* Oh MY!

Shana: *curious* Now what? *peeks in too*

Glorfindel and Shana: *eyes widen, both pull away back into other room*

Glorfindel: *places hand over eyes, murmurs* I'm BLIND!

Shana: *shivers* I didn't even know that was POSSIBLE!

Glorfindel: *drops hand, leers* You want to try it?

Shana: *giggles, waggles finger* Naughty NAUGHTY elf-lord! *gets pulled back to bedroom* EEeepppp!

Legolas: *looking through keyhole on other side of living room* Shanastay owns nothing other than her own characters. All others belong to Tolkien.

Haldir and Jan: *on floor in middle of living room*

Jan: *blinks* Did you hear something?

Haldir: No. *pulls Jan back down*

Chapter 2: Forgetting Him

Janessa rotated her hips against Haldir, causing his eyes to cross as he felt himself begin to harden within her again.

He looked at her with growing surprise and admiration, "You want more?"

Janessa leaned back on Haldir's thighs, her hands resting on his chest while his had come to rest on her hips. "Have I worn you out already?" Janessa proceeded to squeeze her internal muscles in sequence around Haldir's quickly hardening length. She knew from prior experience that it felt similar to the friction caused by traditional intercourse, but was wholly unique.

"OOOoohhhhhh!!!!" Haldir cried out as his fingers dug into the skin of her hips. His eyes rolled back into his head and he proceeded to bang the back of his head against the wall.

He opened his eyes to Janessa's light laughter. "You find this amusing do you?" he admonished as he flexed his thighs, burying himself deeper within her folds.

Janessa stopped squeezing as Haldir dropped his head back against the wall, letting out a breath he did not realize he had been holding. Janessa proceeded to adjust herself in his lap so every last inch of his length was within her. As she slid down that last inch Haldir flexed his thighs again, noticing a muscle in Janessa's jaw twitch, but not a sound escaped her lips.

Once she had settled herself to her satisfaction Haldir tried to use his hands on her hips to pull her up his length. With an almost audible snap Janessa pried his hands from their positions, chiding softly, "Ah ah ah. Now it's my turn."

Haldir raised his brows. He went to flex his thighs again only to be stopped by fingernails digging into his chest. "I said my turn, which means we play MY way. Alright?" Haldir's eyes widened as he nodded his assent. What is she going to do?

His question was answered shortly. Janessa's legs clamped around Haldir's thighs, forestalling any movement on his part. She closed her eyes for a moment, taking several deep breaths before opening her eyes and locking them with his. Her hands rested lightly on his chest as an intense look of concentration engulfed her face. She began flexing her inner muscles again in sequence, setting an actual pace and pattern now.

Haldir's eyes widened even further as he realized her intention. She was completely focused on her goal. She was going to bring him to completion in this manner!

Her unorthodox rhythmic squeezing was taking its toll on him. His breath had shortened to the point that he was practically gasping with each stroke of her internal muscles. The feeling was indescribably intense and totally unlike anything he had EVER experienced. His hands were clenched by his sides as a strangled cry escaped his lips. She was getting him off without even moving!

Unwilling to find his completion alone Haldir moved one hand to the place where their bodies were so intimately joined, intending to stimulate her, only to have his wrist caught in a vise-like grip and pulled away. Haldir looked into her face again, pleading with his eyes for her to let him do something!

Janessa spoke slowly, her voice strained with concentration, never stopping her internal movements, "That's. Not. Necessary." As a long moan tore loose from his chest she continued, "Let. Go. I want. To hear. You." As she finished, she placed his hands over her ample breasts before returning her hands to their place on his chest.

Relieved that she was allowing him to actively participate in this unusual sequence of events Haldir began kneading her breasts, flicking the nipple rings with his thumbs. "Sweet Elbereth woman! Have you. Any. Idea. How you. Undo. Me?" Haldir growled between breaths his eyes closing as he felt renewed warmth flush through Janessa's channel around him.

"OOOOoooohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Haldir stroked Janessa's breasts roughly, hearing her breathing start to hitch as she increased her internal pace. "So. Hot. So. Tight. So. Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"

Haldir opened his eyes to meet her concentrated gaze as their breath came in tandem. Haldir gasped audibly trying to convey to Janessa just how much he was truly enjoying this surprising talent of hers. He twisted her nipple-rings between his fingers as she increased her pace again, pushing him to the edge. He felt the muscles in her thighs twitch as she gave over to her own release, throwing her head back to howl as she pulled him over the edge with her. Yet she did not stop squeezing until she had milked him dry.

Haldir's body quaked beneath the fiery woman as he experienced the most intense orgasm of his long life, howling Janessa's name. What he found even more amazing was that he was brought to it by a woman who had seen little more than a quarter of a century of life. Is Legolas even aware of the capabilities of this woman he has kept in his bed?

Janessa released an unbridled howl of completion before collapsing into Haldir's welcoming embrace. Utterly spent, she closed her eyes, tucking her head into the curve of his neck, breathing deeply of his distinctive scent. So different from Legolas… She banished the unbidden thought quickly, willing herself to stay in the moment, there with Haldir.

"You like?" she asked, pride coming through in her voice.

"Like?" Haldir laughed lightly at the inadequacy of the word, kissing the top of her head. If I never loved you before I do now. "There are no words to describe how wonderful that was."

Janessa sighed against Haldir's chest, giving his length one last squeeze, just to hear him gasp. She felt sleep rising up to claim her.

She had arrived late the previous evening, surprising Rumil not long before he was due to leave for his post. Haldir's younger brother had offered her his bed as he would not be there much longer, but she had insisted on using the daybed in the outer room. She had not gotten much sleep between that time and when Haldir had startled her awake with a kiss.

Noticing her half-aware state Haldir observed, "You must have arrived late last night and here I've deprived you of much needed rest from your journey."

"S'ok," Janessa murmured, feeling extremely languid.

Haldir's chest shook slightly as he laughed lightly, "Well, I will just have to remedy that, won't I?" Janessa instinctively wrapped her arms around his neck as Haldir brought his hands under her thighs and deftly swung his legs around until he was kneeling, never breaking their intimate connection. Janessa wrapped her legs around the backs of his thighs as he stood and carried her to his bed.

Haldir turned his back to the bed. Janessa instinctively reading his intentions, unwrapped her legs, gripping his hips with her knees. As he sat down on the bed Janessa again straddled his hips. Haldir paused for a moment, claiming her lips in a sweet, slow kiss. The Marchwarden then swung his legs up onto the pallet before lying back on the pillows, Janessa's form pressed against his chest. Such was Haldir's skill that throughout the sequence of movements his length remained buried deep in her channel.

Janessa caught the bottom of the sheets with one foot, bending her knee up so Haldir could catch the fabric in his hand and cover them. Once he brought the covers up over Janessa's back she slid one leg down turning to the side the other wrapping around his hip. Haldir turned with her so they faced each other on their sides. The position was similar to how Janessa had last fallen asleep with him. He leaned forward to gently draw her into another kiss.

A smirk crossing her lips, Janessa couldn't resist giving Haldir one more internal squeeze. She gasped as she felt him harden yet again within her.

Haldir raised one blonde brow at her expression remarking, "You called?" as he gently rocked his hips against her, eliciting another gasp. He moved slowly knowing that her nerves would be very sensitive at this point. She responded with soft breaths of pleasure as he continued to kiss her, the elf wishing to draw this out just a little longer.

Their movements were slow and languid, none of the roughness evinced in their earlier couplings evident. Every movement was made with care in regard to each's heightened sensitivity. Haldir gently deepened their slow kiss, his tongue playing with the stud embedded in hers.

Using the leg she had wrapped around his hip as leverage Janessa pulled all of Haldir into her until she could feel the head of his arousal rubbing against her cervix. Pinning him there with her leg she rotated her hips just slightly, rubbing her clit against the nest of hair at his base. This elicited a long moan from Haldir, "Melamin…" pushing him over the edge again, taking her with him.

They shuddered in each other's arms, the orgasm washing over them just as gently as their coupling, taking their last reserves of energy with it. Janessa fell quickly into a deep sleep, staring into Haldir's eyes. Haldir soon followed her, smiling at the fact that he was still buried to the hilt in her warmth.

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Outside Haldir's talan Elladan and Elrohir waited until the pair made their way to the bedroom and were clearly staying there before moving from their places on either side of the front door. Elladan had the presence of mind to close said door before they moved away.

Earlier that morning…

The twins had awoken to Janessa shrieking. Unable to initially place the sound, they had rushed out of Orophin's flat into Rumil's only to find Janessa no longer there. Following the sounds of a struggle to Haldir's flat, their alarm increasing, they found Haldir kneeling in front of Janessa in a chair. She had obviously had a reaction to him, but Haldir had managed to calm her.

It was as they turned away that the twins had heard sounds that raised the hackles on both their necks. They had peered around either side of the open door to spy the two wrapped in an embrace. The twins had pulled back, motioning silently to each other.

It quickly became clear that if they tried to move from their positions at that point the ever-watchful Marchwarden would be aware of their presence. Elrohir cursed silently at the predicament they found themselves in. Looking up at his elder twin he could tell Elladan was thinking the same thing as he.

Elrohir silently mouthed to the other exactly what was on his mind, "Legolas is gonna kill us!" making a cutting motion across his throat.

Elladan mouthed back, "I KNOW!" and raised his hands in an expression of, "What are we supposed to do about it?"

As the sounds emanating from the flat increased the twins couldn't help themselves from looking only to see Haldir's face somewhere it definitely was NOT supposed to be and Janessa obviously enjoying every second of the attention.

They pulled back again, each taking deep silent breaths willing that they would not be caught in their current positions. Elladan winced visibly as Janessa clearly screamed out Haldir's name, Elrohir following his twin's action. He hoped they'd either close the door or retire to the bedroom so the twins could make their escape.

Elrohir looked back at Elladan after a while as Janessa screamed again. Looking into the flat they could see the two locked in a patently intimate embrace. Elrohir took a second to appreciate the exact manner in which the Marchwarden had taken the fiery woman before looking to his twin and mouthing, "We are SO dead!"

Elladan looked back at his brother, rolling his eyes before mouthing, "I KNOW!" again.

They tried to tune out the sounds coming from within the flat. Elladan finally clapped his hands over his ears and Elrohir winced as Haldir screamed Janessa's name this time. When the cry finally died away the twins looked at each other, mouthing simultaneously, "DAAAAAAMMMMN!"

Back in the present…

When all sounds of movement ceased, Elladan hazarded a glance within confirming the two had finally retired to Haldir's bedroom. He motioned to his brother for them to leave as he closed the door.

Once they were safely back in Orophin's talan they let go breaths they didn't know they were holding.

Elrohir spoke first exclaiming, "I didn't think it was possible for anyone male OR female to make Haldir scream like that!"

Elladan chided his brother, "True, but that's not the crux of the problem here. We were SUPPOSED to keep her away from Haldir. Legolas trusted us and we've let him down."

"Oh come ON! Do you really think we could have prevented THAT from happening?" Elrohir retorted angrily. "Legolas started all this by bringing Haldir into their bed!"

"All that may be true, but it's moot now," Elladan observed.

The twins stared at each other for a moment before speaking simultaneously, "We're FUCKED!"


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A/N: He he he. Told ya I could do better…. Please take a second and either rate or review. Both are greatly appreciated!