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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
42
Views:
1,623
Reviews:
46
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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Coitus Interruptus
Chapter 17: Coitus Interruptus
Back in Rivendell, Haldir was skulking in the bushes overlooking a small natural pool, ideal for swimming on a hot summer’s day. This was precisely what Kalina and Legolas had in mind originally, but had now descended into a sordid display of waterborne lust.
Haldir had run into Elrond who wanted him to inform Kalina and Legolas that Glorfindel was arriving that evening with his niece after a long period away from Rivendell. After stumbling across the fornicating pair, he’d decided to enjoy the free live-action porn. Trying desperately to keep his excited breathing under control, Haldir continued his rigorous self-abuse and again began cursing the fact that Kalina was so damn hot and such a fucking bitch at samesame time.
“Oi! Desist!” said Kalina, restraining a lust-frenzied Legolas momentarily.
“What? What?!” he demanded urgently.
“I heard something,” said Kalina. She looked up and an overhanging shrub rustling slightly. She grabbed a rock and hurled it, pleased when it connected with a meaty ‘thwak!’ and Haldir screamed and fell through the shrubbery and landed on his arse in the shallows of the pool. “WHY must you inflict your voyeuristic tendencies on someone who makes it no secret she’d like to gut you?” demanded Kalina, as Haldir swore and got to his feet, massaging his injured rear.
“Because you’ve got great tits even if you are the bride of Melkor,” snapped Haldir.
“If I catch you at it again I swear I’ll render you a eunuch and THEN force you to watch me partake in a thirty-six hour orgy of depravity with the knowledge that this is a pleasure you will NEVER again know,” threatened Kalina.
“Or we could just start charging him,” suggested Legolas. The thought of a paying audience for their depravity excited him. He started to edge towards Kalina again who was still facing Haldir, trying to decide whether to attack him now or wait till she was dressed since he’d probably wind up getting turned on otherwise.
“I’m all up for voyeurism, but as long as HE doesn’t get to play any part in it,” snapped Kalina. “AND STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS!!” she shouted.
“Well cover them up! It’s fair game if you’re unclothed,” said Haldir.
“You’re such a cunt,” muttered Kalina, pulling her hair over her shoulders. “There! Has that provided enough
censorship?”
“Alas, yes. Anyway your father wants you to know Glorfindel is arriving tonight, with his niece in tow,” said Haldir, slightly disappointed now that he as being deprived of tit-o-vision. Although if he tilted his head to one side he could just about make out a nipple…
Knowing exactly what he was up to, Kalina let out a screech, then jumped, tackling Haldir and trying to forcibly keep his head under water. Once his twitching began to slow, Kalina relented and let him up. The elf emerged, spitting water and fuming.
“If you’re going to run around naked people are going to stare!” he yelled.
“Which is WHY we decided to get naked HERE in the hope that nobody would bother us!” Kalina glanced at her discarded
clothes by the water’s edge with her faithful dagger on top, gleaming seductively in the sunlight. A smile began to twitch on her face.
Legolas, recognising the signs of bloodlust was really not in the mood right now. All he really wanted to do was continue screwing Kalina uninterrupted until he achieved the orgasm Haldir had so rudely denied him. Attempting a tactic he had seen Galadriel use on Kalina, he grabbed her around the waist before she could lunge for her weapon and began gently nibbling on the base of her neck. Almost instantly Kalina relaxed and her pupils became dilated.
“Right. We’re off,” said Legolas, pulling Kalina backwards through the water and half pulling her out. Distracting her now by delicately kissing her ears, Legolas helped her dress, then threw on his own clothes before the endorphins wore off and bodily threw the still damp but now clothed Kalina over his shoulder and began hurrying purposefully back towards her room.
“Put me down!!” protested Kalina, the endorphins wearing off.
“Later! Yours! Now! Sex!” explained Legolas as they approached the house.
“You’re being assertive,” said Kalina, her tone taking on a sinister edge. “Although… that’s not always a bad thing,” she conceded.
“Really?” said Legolas, mildly stunned.
“Just don’t make a habit of it,” added Kalina nastily.
“Yes Mistress,” said Legolas, instantly relegated back to his submissive position.
“Oi! Don’t call me Mistress when you’re being assertive. It ruins the delusion,” snapped Kalina. Still over Legolas’s shoulder, she reached down and smacked his arse hard with the flat of her dagger.
“Ow!! Bitch!”
“There, that’s more like it,” said Kalina as they approached her room. The elf prince opened her door, then kicked it shut behind him. Taking advantage of her position over his shoulder, Kalina locked and bolted the door firmly before she was carried towards her bed and unceremoniously tossed onto it. Almost instantly, Legolas was on top of her, frenziedly pulling her damp clothes off. Kalina couldn’t actually remember the last time she’d allowed a male to be dominant (if only for a little while). Thoroughly enjoying herself, she laid back and enjoyed both the metaphoric and physical ride.
Back in Rivendell, Haldir was skulking in the bushes overlooking a small natural pool, ideal for swimming on a hot summer’s day. This was precisely what Kalina and Legolas had in mind originally, but had now descended into a sordid display of waterborne lust.
Haldir had run into Elrond who wanted him to inform Kalina and Legolas that Glorfindel was arriving that evening with his niece after a long period away from Rivendell. After stumbling across the fornicating pair, he’d decided to enjoy the free live-action porn. Trying desperately to keep his excited breathing under control, Haldir continued his rigorous self-abuse and again began cursing the fact that Kalina was so damn hot and such a fucking bitch at samesame time.
“Oi! Desist!” said Kalina, restraining a lust-frenzied Legolas momentarily.
“What? What?!” he demanded urgently.
“I heard something,” said Kalina. She looked up and an overhanging shrub rustling slightly. She grabbed a rock and hurled it, pleased when it connected with a meaty ‘thwak!’ and Haldir screamed and fell through the shrubbery and landed on his arse in the shallows of the pool. “WHY must you inflict your voyeuristic tendencies on someone who makes it no secret she’d like to gut you?” demanded Kalina, as Haldir swore and got to his feet, massaging his injured rear.
“Because you’ve got great tits even if you are the bride of Melkor,” snapped Haldir.
“If I catch you at it again I swear I’ll render you a eunuch and THEN force you to watch me partake in a thirty-six hour orgy of depravity with the knowledge that this is a pleasure you will NEVER again know,” threatened Kalina.
“Or we could just start charging him,” suggested Legolas. The thought of a paying audience for their depravity excited him. He started to edge towards Kalina again who was still facing Haldir, trying to decide whether to attack him now or wait till she was dressed since he’d probably wind up getting turned on otherwise.
“I’m all up for voyeurism, but as long as HE doesn’t get to play any part in it,” snapped Kalina. “AND STOP STARING AT MY BREASTS!!” she shouted.
“Well cover them up! It’s fair game if you’re unclothed,” said Haldir.
“You’re such a cunt,” muttered Kalina, pulling her hair over her shoulders. “There! Has that provided enough
censorship?”
“Alas, yes. Anyway your father wants you to know Glorfindel is arriving tonight, with his niece in tow,” said Haldir, slightly disappointed now that he as being deprived of tit-o-vision. Although if he tilted his head to one side he could just about make out a nipple…
Knowing exactly what he was up to, Kalina let out a screech, then jumped, tackling Haldir and trying to forcibly keep his head under water. Once his twitching began to slow, Kalina relented and let him up. The elf emerged, spitting water and fuming.
“If you’re going to run around naked people are going to stare!” he yelled.
“Which is WHY we decided to get naked HERE in the hope that nobody would bother us!” Kalina glanced at her discarded
clothes by the water’s edge with her faithful dagger on top, gleaming seductively in the sunlight. A smile began to twitch on her face.
Legolas, recognising the signs of bloodlust was really not in the mood right now. All he really wanted to do was continue screwing Kalina uninterrupted until he achieved the orgasm Haldir had so rudely denied him. Attempting a tactic he had seen Galadriel use on Kalina, he grabbed her around the waist before she could lunge for her weapon and began gently nibbling on the base of her neck. Almost instantly Kalina relaxed and her pupils became dilated.
“Right. We’re off,” said Legolas, pulling Kalina backwards through the water and half pulling her out. Distracting her now by delicately kissing her ears, Legolas helped her dress, then threw on his own clothes before the endorphins wore off and bodily threw the still damp but now clothed Kalina over his shoulder and began hurrying purposefully back towards her room.
“Put me down!!” protested Kalina, the endorphins wearing off.
“Later! Yours! Now! Sex!” explained Legolas as they approached the house.
“You’re being assertive,” said Kalina, her tone taking on a sinister edge. “Although… that’s not always a bad thing,” she conceded.
“Really?” said Legolas, mildly stunned.
“Just don’t make a habit of it,” added Kalina nastily.
“Yes Mistress,” said Legolas, instantly relegated back to his submissive position.
“Oi! Don’t call me Mistress when you’re being assertive. It ruins the delusion,” snapped Kalina. Still over Legolas’s shoulder, she reached down and smacked his arse hard with the flat of her dagger.
“Ow!! Bitch!”
“There, that’s more like it,” said Kalina as they approached her room. The elf prince opened her door, then kicked it shut behind him. Taking advantage of her position over his shoulder, Kalina locked and bolted the door firmly before she was carried towards her bed and unceremoniously tossed onto it. Almost instantly, Legolas was on top of her, frenziedly pulling her damp clothes off. Kalina couldn’t actually remember the last time she’d allowed a male to be dominant (if only for a little while). Thoroughly enjoying herself, she laid back and enjoyed both the metaphoric and physical ride.