Two Towers Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
950
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 16
Aragron: I have writen a song! *clears throat!* I am Legolas Legolas Legolas and I am shotting my arrows my arrows my arrows I am Legolas shotting my arrows in your eye in your eye. BEwear ye shall die hehehehehehehehe ha ha ha ho ho ho ho Im Legolas Im Legolas sliding down some steps like its skatebored! and I'll shot you I'll shot you with my arrows my arrows! I am Gimli Gimli Gimli and I'll cut off your knees and then bop you in the face the face the face hahahahaha I am short but I am mighty I am Mighty I can kill more then Legolas Legolas. Im Gimli Im Gimli I like to chip rocks and drink ales and toot toot toot Im Gimli Im Gimli! Im Gandalf Gandalf ridding down the hill ridding down the hill on me white horse on my white horse I'll save the day the day the day mwahahahahaha I blinded the Urcks the Urcks what the I didn't take care of take care of The Trees of Fangorn Did ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And Frodo Frodo Frodo hehehehe I am Frodo Frodo fallowing a Skelton all the way to a huge spider who stabed me and wrapted me in her web wrapted me in her web ha ha ha ha he he he ho ho! Then Sam was sad I was Sam who beat up the spider the spider and I beat her away! I thought Frodo was dead dead oh so very dead so I took the ring the ring the ring and left to do what I thought I had to but then it truned out that I was a ninny Hammer and relized he was life and the way I found out was from some smelly Orcs Oh Cry Cry why why did I leave poor Mr Frodo Now to Die to die But I won't let that happen I must Save Mr Frodo so I'll ram this Big Mealtle door to see if My Gaffer was right about me hard head so I ramed me head into it and I fell down onto the ground and there I lie as if I was dead dead dead oh so very DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Sings like he was in the Opera!*
Sam: I think your the Ninny Hammer for Putting I in your song cause the only Person you are is Aragron!
Aragron: Some people just don't appricate good art!
Pippin: Wow nice lungs!
Aragron: Thanks
Witch King: I want some Pizza
Pippin: Me too
Merry: I want cheese with Mushrooms.
Pippin: Mee too
Frodo: I need a glass of water
Pippin: Me too.
Gollum: we want some fish
Pippin: Me too but not raw nor wriggling.
Gimli: I want some mult Beer!
Pippin: Oh me to me too!
Merry: Pippin come on we better get out of here.*trys to sneak him under his jacket*
Gandalf: OH No Merry you can't have him now you'll have to wait tell most near the end. I think Aragrons Song summed up the end of the two towers im stoping this before it gets to werid. So Good luck with your Retrun of the King and Happy 2005!
Frodo: Gandalf you seem to have lost it!
Gandalf" hush Pretty hobbit
Frodo: *hides behind Sam*
Sam:*gives look to kill*
Gandalf: *backs away*
Legolas: The End Of Two towers to be continued you know!
Gandalf&Merry: (have a tug a war with Pippin)
Merry: BACK OF Overly longed Faceile Haird Tall Man He is MINE
Gandalf: You back off yong wipper snaper who is hight challaged and A.d.d and smokes to much I have to take him to Gondor so just get over it!
Merry: Not with out me your not* Pulls Pippin to his chest*
Gandalf: OH yes he will!
Merry: OH no he won't!
Gandalf: Oh yes he will!
Merry: OH No he will not!
The End Of The Two Towers
Sam: I think your the Ninny Hammer for Putting I in your song cause the only Person you are is Aragron!
Aragron: Some people just don't appricate good art!
Pippin: Wow nice lungs!
Aragron: Thanks
Witch King: I want some Pizza
Pippin: Me too
Merry: I want cheese with Mushrooms.
Pippin: Mee too
Frodo: I need a glass of water
Pippin: Me too.
Gollum: we want some fish
Pippin: Me too but not raw nor wriggling.
Gimli: I want some mult Beer!
Pippin: Oh me to me too!
Merry: Pippin come on we better get out of here.*trys to sneak him under his jacket*
Gandalf: OH No Merry you can't have him now you'll have to wait tell most near the end. I think Aragrons Song summed up the end of the two towers im stoping this before it gets to werid. So Good luck with your Retrun of the King and Happy 2005!
Frodo: Gandalf you seem to have lost it!
Gandalf" hush Pretty hobbit
Frodo: *hides behind Sam*
Sam:*gives look to kill*
Gandalf: *backs away*
Legolas: The End Of Two towers to be continued you know!
Gandalf&Merry: (have a tug a war with Pippin)
Merry: BACK OF Overly longed Faceile Haird Tall Man He is MINE
Gandalf: You back off yong wipper snaper who is hight challaged and A.d.d and smokes to much I have to take him to Gondor so just get over it!
Merry: Not with out me your not* Pulls Pippin to his chest*
Gandalf: OH yes he will!
Merry: OH no he won't!
Gandalf: Oh yes he will!
Merry: OH No he will not!
The End Of The Two Towers