Return Of The King Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,042
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Credits
The Lord Of The Rings
(There is Pretty Music playing just use your imagtionation ok!)
(Parody was Writen By Stephanie B Took and Mark B)
Frodo- Played By Elijah Wood (Hello Everyone *Takes a Bow*Really has Blue eyes)
Pippin: See I told you he looked like Elijah!
Merry: Too Right about that My Lad!
Bilbo- Played By Ian Holmes(Dosen't have all those Wrinkles)
PippinL Is that ture ( I think Ian Holmes is played by Bilbo hehe)
Sam- Played By Sean Astin (Waves)(Isn't Chubbie anymore)(Also I Met Sean Astin Personily hehe his jacket is soft)
Pippin: This is Boring Lets speed things up shall we.
Aragron Veggo (whom is blonde)Boromire Sean B(Um dosen't have long red hair and he is still living in real life) Arewn Live Tyler(Dosen't really have pointy ears she still has dark hair) Gandalf Ian Mckellen (who dosen't have a breed)
Aragron: Someone say my Name
Pippin: No its on that criteds now hush
Aragron: Really where at? *looks at TV Screen* Ohh My name
Legolas- Orlando Bloom(Has short brown curly hair)
Gimli- Son of Gloin- Played By John Rythes Davies is actually really tall with no breed maybe s a little one I think also Talneted he Played TreeBreed two wonder how they got him in that big Tree and wonder how he walked around? Thats something one finds on in the comnterys I guess)
Galadrieal- Played By Kate Blacnhet (Who dosen't really glow or walk barefoot all the time at lest I don't think so?)
Emore- Played by Kevin something or Other (he dosen't have long hair thats blonde either and he was skinny in Boren ID!)
Merry- Played By Dom M (He has Face hair now and plays in the Reuns of the Show LOST hehe He dosen't really have big hairy feet)
Pippin: Played By Billy Boyd (He really has an awsome Socttish Accsent, but dosen't have big hairy feet.)
Faramir- Played By David something or other ( He has short Blonde hair and he is hot.and Dom and Billy like to call him Polly)
Saruman- Played By Christophor Lee (He dosen't have a long white breed either and he isn't really dead)
Gollum/Smegole- Played By Andy Curcise (Dosen't really look or sound like Gollum on bit pretty tricky people in the movie world)
Bill The Pony Played By Ginger Snap (She is really a naturle white)
Grima- Played By Brad Durup (dosen't have white pasteie skin lest I don't think he dose)
Tom Bombile- Played By him (He still lives in The Old Forest with Goldberry who was Played by her as well.)
Old Man Willow- Played By Shaggie ( Isn't a tree he sings songs well kind of like old Man willow he sings songs too but this is a diffrent kind of song shaggie sings. Legolas: OK Aragron we get it! Aragron: Alright anyways!)
Legolas: *wonders why he let Aragron do the cerdits again*
Aragron: Cause I am the King!
Quick Beam- Played By Slim Jim (Not the Beef stick)
Legolas: Yeah Yeah
Aragron: Don't Ya Ya Me Little Prince!
Legolas: Come down off your High Throne and Make me King!
Aragron: DIM Fighten Words! * Whistles and Hidalgo comes in and he leaps on to him*Come on Brother Let her buck! * he says all western like*
Legolas: *dosen't move as they come for him*
Aragron: You better move or I'll hit you!
Legolas: *was now playing chicken with him*
Aragron:*Starts to sweat*
Legolas: *dosen't mover or blink*
Aragron: WOOO Lil Brother *he cries and is flung over the head Of Hidalog and lands on a sofa nicely placed*
Legolas: I knew you would brake first. *smiles*
Aragron: Well lets see who is better at Pillow Wars!
Legolas: Aren't you forgettting something?
Aragron:What?
Legolas: Weren't you doing the Cerdits?
Aragron: For what?
Legolas: THE MOVIE WE WERE IN!
Aragron: We were in a Movie?
Legolas: YES and BOOKS But I corroct myself I ment the Parody we are in Right now thats suppose to be over.
Aragron: But But *Looks all Sad* What about Pillow wars
Legolas: You know the last time that happned I gave you a face pillow burn so bad it lasted for a month.
Aragron: I know so will you play something else with me
Legolas: After you finshes the Credits
Aragron: You Made me lose Fouces!
Legolas: Next Is Tolkien!
Aragron: Where *looks around*
Legolas: Shut Up I'll take it from here have a cookie *Tosse it tord Aragrons throne he chases after it*
Aragron: COOKIES
J.R.R Tolkien Played By Himself It was his Angel (He lives in heaven now with Frodo Gandalf and Bilbo and Sam He is very happy)
Saroun- Played By Lou (Isn't really a flameing eye and I don't know his real name)
Orcs were not real they were made by Water Works
Peter Jackson: No That Wetta
Legolas: Wetta whats that
Peter: Where the Orcs where made
Legolas: I thought the Orcs were made in Mordor Or Water Works.
Peter: *Shakes his head*
Legolas: Anyways So where The Wepons all Songs in this Parody were sung and writen by the Charaters from there Own Imagtionation!
P.S. There was 1,Million Thrillion People working on this and I don't have enough room here to say all there names nore the memory so I'll end with Saying LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE Aragron King Of The West Rock On Behind the Screen people like camare men and writers and such though in Parodys there isn't Cameras.
Legolas: Alright we get it its the end.
Gandalf: You bet your sweet buns its the end
Legolas: YES
THE END
Pippin: The End of What where are we going what are we doing again?
Gandalf: The End Its just the End Pippin time for you to go to sleep now
Pippin: Im not sleepie *Falls a sleep*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
If you can read this which I know you can I think That Frodo is a Cute Very Cute Hobbit *snickers signed annonaoms Boromire*
If Boromrie Can Read this your a Sick Hobbit Fancire and should be put in Jail *Kicks Boromire In the Shin* Sighed Frodo Baggins!*
Boromire: Ouch!
Sam: Thats what you get you jerk
Merry: Yeah
Pippin: YUP
Boromire: Crap Im srounded *Leaps over there heads and heads for the hills*
Aragron and Legolas are in a heated Werssling Match Legolas is winning like always
Gimli watches in amusement
Gandalf is getting a tan on the beach talking with Saruman they are really friends they golf alot together.
Saroun well he likes to blow around in the wind cause he is dust.
Legolas: Aragron just cause your tpyeing really little dosen't mean Its not taking up space nor dose it mean I can't see.
Aragron: FINE I am STOPIN NOW
Everyone: Thank you!
FINALLY!
THE END
(There is Pretty Music playing just use your imagtionation ok!)
(Parody was Writen By Stephanie B Took and Mark B)
Frodo- Played By Elijah Wood (Hello Everyone *Takes a Bow*Really has Blue eyes)
Pippin: See I told you he looked like Elijah!
Merry: Too Right about that My Lad!
Bilbo- Played By Ian Holmes(Dosen't have all those Wrinkles)
PippinL Is that ture ( I think Ian Holmes is played by Bilbo hehe)
Sam- Played By Sean Astin (Waves)(Isn't Chubbie anymore)(Also I Met Sean Astin Personily hehe his jacket is soft)
Pippin: This is Boring Lets speed things up shall we.
Aragron Veggo (whom is blonde)Boromire Sean B(Um dosen't have long red hair and he is still living in real life) Arewn Live Tyler(Dosen't really have pointy ears she still has dark hair) Gandalf Ian Mckellen (who dosen't have a breed)
Aragron: Someone say my Name
Pippin: No its on that criteds now hush
Aragron: Really where at? *looks at TV Screen* Ohh My name
Legolas- Orlando Bloom(Has short brown curly hair)
Gimli- Son of Gloin- Played By John Rythes Davies is actually really tall with no breed maybe s a little one I think also Talneted he Played TreeBreed two wonder how they got him in that big Tree and wonder how he walked around? Thats something one finds on in the comnterys I guess)
Galadrieal- Played By Kate Blacnhet (Who dosen't really glow or walk barefoot all the time at lest I don't think so?)
Emore- Played by Kevin something or Other (he dosen't have long hair thats blonde either and he was skinny in Boren ID!)
Merry- Played By Dom M (He has Face hair now and plays in the Reuns of the Show LOST hehe He dosen't really have big hairy feet)
Pippin: Played By Billy Boyd (He really has an awsome Socttish Accsent, but dosen't have big hairy feet.)
Faramir- Played By David something or other ( He has short Blonde hair and he is hot.and Dom and Billy like to call him Polly)
Saruman- Played By Christophor Lee (He dosen't have a long white breed either and he isn't really dead)
Gollum/Smegole- Played By Andy Curcise (Dosen't really look or sound like Gollum on bit pretty tricky people in the movie world)
Bill The Pony Played By Ginger Snap (She is really a naturle white)
Grima- Played By Brad Durup (dosen't have white pasteie skin lest I don't think he dose)
Tom Bombile- Played By him (He still lives in The Old Forest with Goldberry who was Played by her as well.)
Old Man Willow- Played By Shaggie ( Isn't a tree he sings songs well kind of like old Man willow he sings songs too but this is a diffrent kind of song shaggie sings. Legolas: OK Aragron we get it! Aragron: Alright anyways!)
Legolas: *wonders why he let Aragron do the cerdits again*
Aragron: Cause I am the King!
Quick Beam- Played By Slim Jim (Not the Beef stick)
Legolas: Yeah Yeah
Aragron: Don't Ya Ya Me Little Prince!
Legolas: Come down off your High Throne and Make me King!
Aragron: DIM Fighten Words! * Whistles and Hidalgo comes in and he leaps on to him*Come on Brother Let her buck! * he says all western like*
Legolas: *dosen't move as they come for him*
Aragron: You better move or I'll hit you!
Legolas: *was now playing chicken with him*
Aragron:*Starts to sweat*
Legolas: *dosen't mover or blink*
Aragron: WOOO Lil Brother *he cries and is flung over the head Of Hidalog and lands on a sofa nicely placed*
Legolas: I knew you would brake first. *smiles*
Aragron: Well lets see who is better at Pillow Wars!
Legolas: Aren't you forgettting something?
Aragron:What?
Legolas: Weren't you doing the Cerdits?
Aragron: For what?
Legolas: THE MOVIE WE WERE IN!
Aragron: We were in a Movie?
Legolas: YES and BOOKS But I corroct myself I ment the Parody we are in Right now thats suppose to be over.
Aragron: But But *Looks all Sad* What about Pillow wars
Legolas: You know the last time that happned I gave you a face pillow burn so bad it lasted for a month.
Aragron: I know so will you play something else with me
Legolas: After you finshes the Credits
Aragron: You Made me lose Fouces!
Legolas: Next Is Tolkien!
Aragron: Where *looks around*
Legolas: Shut Up I'll take it from here have a cookie *Tosse it tord Aragrons throne he chases after it*
Aragron: COOKIES
J.R.R Tolkien Played By Himself It was his Angel (He lives in heaven now with Frodo Gandalf and Bilbo and Sam He is very happy)
Saroun- Played By Lou (Isn't really a flameing eye and I don't know his real name)
Orcs were not real they were made by Water Works
Peter Jackson: No That Wetta
Legolas: Wetta whats that
Peter: Where the Orcs where made
Legolas: I thought the Orcs were made in Mordor Or Water Works.
Peter: *Shakes his head*
Legolas: Anyways So where The Wepons all Songs in this Parody were sung and writen by the Charaters from there Own Imagtionation!
P.S. There was 1,Million Thrillion People working on this and I don't have enough room here to say all there names nore the memory so I'll end with Saying LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE Aragron King Of The West Rock On Behind the Screen people like camare men and writers and such though in Parodys there isn't Cameras.
Legolas: Alright we get it its the end.
Gandalf: You bet your sweet buns its the end
Legolas: YES
THE END
Pippin: The End of What where are we going what are we doing again?
Gandalf: The End Its just the End Pippin time for you to go to sleep now
Pippin: Im not sleepie *Falls a sleep*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
If you can read this which I know you can I think That Frodo is a Cute Very Cute Hobbit *snickers signed annonaoms Boromire*
If Boromrie Can Read this your a Sick Hobbit Fancire and should be put in Jail *Kicks Boromire In the Shin* Sighed Frodo Baggins!*
Boromire: Ouch!
Sam: Thats what you get you jerk
Merry: Yeah
Pippin: YUP
Boromire: Crap Im srounded *Leaps over there heads and heads for the hills*
Aragron and Legolas are in a heated Werssling Match Legolas is winning like always
Gimli watches in amusement
Gandalf is getting a tan on the beach talking with Saruman they are really friends they golf alot together.
Saroun well he likes to blow around in the wind cause he is dust.
Legolas: Aragron just cause your tpyeing really little dosen't mean Its not taking up space nor dose it mean I can't see.
Aragron: FINE I am STOPIN NOW
Everyone: Thank you!
FINALLY!
THE END