Two Towers Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
948
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 14
What really happened when Sam slid down the rockie area in Mordor.!
Sam: I think I see a away down! *he says as the rock brakes and he goes sliding down and gets his bottom stuck in the rocks*
Frodo: OH SAM!!!! *Crys dramaticly and looks around to see if he can find away down. Sees some Steps and a nice path and desides to go this way.* Sam! *he calls every now and then takeing his good old time as he didn't want to fall.* SAm* he lit his pipe and smoked it as he came finally he got to him* You ok SAM!
Sam: Im stuck Mr Frodo and those tall girls are coming!
Frodo: OH sticklebats! (covers them with his clock This was in Frodo's dream)
Faramrie: *come into his sleepin room and leans over his face waiting to see if he'd wake up*
Frodo: *opens his eyes to see a face in his face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *slugs him in the face with the handle of his knife knocking Faramire out*
Sam: What Happened!
Frodo: Faramrie was trying to kiss me!
Sam: *frowns* but your a boy Mr Frodo.
Frodo: I know
Faramrie: *wakes up* I wasn't trying to kiss you I wanted to show you something! and I didn't want to startle you.
Frodo: well you did a bad job at it.
Faramrie: Your a mad swing with a sword handle.
Frodo: Your lucky it was the handle.
Sam: so what do you want to show Frodo?
Faramrie: Well Frodo come with me
Frodo: Alright* Faramrie leads them to where the moon is comeing up and its really pretty but its really high up* OMG why did you wake me up to show me my bigest fear?
Sam: YEAH
Faramrie: Sam your not even suppose to be here.
Sam: I go where Frodo goes get over it!
Faramrie: No I brought you here to tell me who that is and if we should shot it?
Frodo peers over the edge and sees Gollum swiming in a pool sining a bath time song.
Gollum: Singing in the bath tube!
Faramrie: Well Frodo?
Frodo: I have never seen that slime vile before
Faramrie: well then everyone shot!
Frodo: WAIT I have I was kidding he is our gide through Mordor we had no one else so don't even give me that look!
Sam: I'd reather take no one else.
Frodo: I'll de wind you again
Sam: I think you need to sleep now Mr Frodo.
Frodo: don't harm him and bring him up here and blind floud him but don't kill him that dosen't happen for awhile and we will lose him later now I'd say lets move thangs somewhat along shall we?
Faramrie: Can you do that?
Frodo: I just did ( so Frodo and Sam and Gollum are set on there right Course but not Before Faramrie threatens Gollums life if the Hobbits get harmed.So Gollum leads them on to the LONG Tall 3 day stairs)
Legolas: isn't three days or 3 hours?
Orlando: I'd say 3 hours or perhpas all day
Legolas: Yeah I like all day ( So they went to the staris that took all day)
Frodo: ( saw the dark evil city and wondered away tords it)
Sam: I am about to invent a Leash! ( he says running after him)
Meanwhile
So we all got to the helms deep the real helms deep! The Yurks or Urcks were wating for us some had fallen a sleep some set up tents to sleep in others played cards.Some watched Middle Earth Sports.
Theoden: Ha we can get um while there Not looking FIRE!
Aragron: No we can't its not fair.
Theoden: Saruman was the one who made this not fair we only have 5 hundred men agesnt 10,000 Urcks now don't talk to me about Fair sunny Boy! Now Fire!
Gammile: Sr we don't have any fire and its rainning.
Thedoen: Legolas will you please shot one of your arrows at the Urcks.
Legolas: *was about to agree when*
Old Man: Let Me Let me do it!
Theoden: Fine but only cause I want to get reecleted next year.
Old man: *Goodie!*
Legolas: *rolls his eyes*
Old Man: *strings arrow to the string and hits an Urck right in its weak spot* AH HA what about that! *he says slapping his knee.*
Gimli: Yup you started the battle for us.
Urck Hurry: HEY That was my friend BOB!
Urck Captian: That was My Brother! every one Charge! * the mass of Urcks sweapted tord helms deep in a dark wave casrhing agsent the walls like hot lava!*
Legolas: *Shots Shots Shot* 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17, wooo hoo this is fun!
Gimli: 1 *swings axe* 2 *hits another* Legolas 2 already! ha!
Legolas: Im on 17!
Gimli: What! your cheating!
Legolas: 19 *says turning around.*
Gimli: Grrr you annoy me highley you long legged green tight wearing!*stops and wacks and orc in the stomach as he was come up behind him* Sissy!* Knocks another one out with the front of his ax*
Legolas: Oh get over it!* I say shotting an arrow right on the rope of a riseing Ladder and you could hear crys of Urcks falling*
Urcks: I wish I would have brought a Parishot, OH Crap this was my last clean Pare! Whos bright Idea was this again!? Did somebody say Mcdonalds? Hey what do you want on your tomb stone? *Splate!*
Meanwhile
Pippin: Merry I am bored.
Merry: So am I *looks over the flooded Isangard*
Pippin: Yes I know lets see where else we can go * picks up a remote and flicks the channel there suddnely in a Mondern day time sitting at an Ohio Park faceing the water of a Dam.* Wow!
Merry: How did you do that?
Pippin: Simpole just flicked this switch and I came here instead and you with me.
Merry: I wonder what ever happened to Code
Audince: Who IN the Heck is Code? One person whispers: The again Merry and Pippin are doing something totaly not realited to the story at all Unless his is just Legolas twisted virston of it!
ANYWAYS If you don't like it don't read it
Audince: *stays quite for now!*
Pippin: he might still be sitting at the bottom of this lake since we scared him so much or I did driving him nutty.
Merry: should we go an see.
Pippin: No thats to wet lets go to the big tower over there Im sure we can drain the water that way! * he laughs*
Merry: How do we get there?
Pippin: Fallow me! * skips off in opoisite direction and skips in curicles around a tree then around a another tree then a bench*
Merry: are you sure this is how we get there?
Pippin: Yes I am *picks up a stick* here Merry Here boy.
Merry: *jumps around all exstied*
Pippin: *tosses the stick*Get the stick!
Merry: *runs after it and picks it up* Yeah!* he says jumping up and down when he looked at the stick it had broken and Pippin was laughing so hard*
Pippin: Good boy, Come Merry! *he says skipping through a path and saw a stake with the Letter F Carved in it.* Frodo!
Merry: do you think it could be a sign?
Pippin: I think our missoin is now clear find Frodo! No thats not a sign thats a stake.
Merry: What about the story!
Pippin: they don't need us whats important right now is we find Frodo!*Marches on tell he finds a G then an H one standing for Gamgee the other Hobbiton so they thought they came to the shire though it didn't look so and the tower they ment to get to lumbered in the distance the hole time as they wondering around an Ohio state park.*
Treebread: Gandalf They were just here! I don't know where they have gone and neather has Quickbeam he said he saw them just vanish into thin air!
Gandalf: Hmmm *his eyes browles danceing on his head as he thought.*
Sam: I think I see a away down! *he says as the rock brakes and he goes sliding down and gets his bottom stuck in the rocks*
Frodo: OH SAM!!!! *Crys dramaticly and looks around to see if he can find away down. Sees some Steps and a nice path and desides to go this way.* Sam! *he calls every now and then takeing his good old time as he didn't want to fall.* SAm* he lit his pipe and smoked it as he came finally he got to him* You ok SAM!
Sam: Im stuck Mr Frodo and those tall girls are coming!
Frodo: OH sticklebats! (covers them with his clock This was in Frodo's dream)
Faramrie: *come into his sleepin room and leans over his face waiting to see if he'd wake up*
Frodo: *opens his eyes to see a face in his face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *slugs him in the face with the handle of his knife knocking Faramire out*
Sam: What Happened!
Frodo: Faramrie was trying to kiss me!
Sam: *frowns* but your a boy Mr Frodo.
Frodo: I know
Faramrie: *wakes up* I wasn't trying to kiss you I wanted to show you something! and I didn't want to startle you.
Frodo: well you did a bad job at it.
Faramrie: Your a mad swing with a sword handle.
Frodo: Your lucky it was the handle.
Sam: so what do you want to show Frodo?
Faramrie: Well Frodo come with me
Frodo: Alright* Faramrie leads them to where the moon is comeing up and its really pretty but its really high up* OMG why did you wake me up to show me my bigest fear?
Sam: YEAH
Faramrie: Sam your not even suppose to be here.
Sam: I go where Frodo goes get over it!
Faramrie: No I brought you here to tell me who that is and if we should shot it?
Frodo peers over the edge and sees Gollum swiming in a pool sining a bath time song.
Gollum: Singing in the bath tube!
Faramrie: Well Frodo?
Frodo: I have never seen that slime vile before
Faramrie: well then everyone shot!
Frodo: WAIT I have I was kidding he is our gide through Mordor we had no one else so don't even give me that look!
Sam: I'd reather take no one else.
Frodo: I'll de wind you again
Sam: I think you need to sleep now Mr Frodo.
Frodo: don't harm him and bring him up here and blind floud him but don't kill him that dosen't happen for awhile and we will lose him later now I'd say lets move thangs somewhat along shall we?
Faramrie: Can you do that?
Frodo: I just did ( so Frodo and Sam and Gollum are set on there right Course but not Before Faramrie threatens Gollums life if the Hobbits get harmed.So Gollum leads them on to the LONG Tall 3 day stairs)
Legolas: isn't three days or 3 hours?
Orlando: I'd say 3 hours or perhpas all day
Legolas: Yeah I like all day ( So they went to the staris that took all day)
Frodo: ( saw the dark evil city and wondered away tords it)
Sam: I am about to invent a Leash! ( he says running after him)
Meanwhile
So we all got to the helms deep the real helms deep! The Yurks or Urcks were wating for us some had fallen a sleep some set up tents to sleep in others played cards.Some watched Middle Earth Sports.
Theoden: Ha we can get um while there Not looking FIRE!
Aragron: No we can't its not fair.
Theoden: Saruman was the one who made this not fair we only have 5 hundred men agesnt 10,000 Urcks now don't talk to me about Fair sunny Boy! Now Fire!
Gammile: Sr we don't have any fire and its rainning.
Thedoen: Legolas will you please shot one of your arrows at the Urcks.
Legolas: *was about to agree when*
Old Man: Let Me Let me do it!
Theoden: Fine but only cause I want to get reecleted next year.
Old man: *Goodie!*
Legolas: *rolls his eyes*
Old Man: *strings arrow to the string and hits an Urck right in its weak spot* AH HA what about that! *he says slapping his knee.*
Gimli: Yup you started the battle for us.
Urck Hurry: HEY That was my friend BOB!
Urck Captian: That was My Brother! every one Charge! * the mass of Urcks sweapted tord helms deep in a dark wave casrhing agsent the walls like hot lava!*
Legolas: *Shots Shots Shot* 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17, wooo hoo this is fun!
Gimli: 1 *swings axe* 2 *hits another* Legolas 2 already! ha!
Legolas: Im on 17!
Gimli: What! your cheating!
Legolas: 19 *says turning around.*
Gimli: Grrr you annoy me highley you long legged green tight wearing!*stops and wacks and orc in the stomach as he was come up behind him* Sissy!* Knocks another one out with the front of his ax*
Legolas: Oh get over it!* I say shotting an arrow right on the rope of a riseing Ladder and you could hear crys of Urcks falling*
Urcks: I wish I would have brought a Parishot, OH Crap this was my last clean Pare! Whos bright Idea was this again!? Did somebody say Mcdonalds? Hey what do you want on your tomb stone? *Splate!*
Meanwhile
Pippin: Merry I am bored.
Merry: So am I *looks over the flooded Isangard*
Pippin: Yes I know lets see where else we can go * picks up a remote and flicks the channel there suddnely in a Mondern day time sitting at an Ohio Park faceing the water of a Dam.* Wow!
Merry: How did you do that?
Pippin: Simpole just flicked this switch and I came here instead and you with me.
Merry: I wonder what ever happened to Code
Audince: Who IN the Heck is Code? One person whispers: The again Merry and Pippin are doing something totaly not realited to the story at all Unless his is just Legolas twisted virston of it!
ANYWAYS If you don't like it don't read it
Audince: *stays quite for now!*
Pippin: he might still be sitting at the bottom of this lake since we scared him so much or I did driving him nutty.
Merry: should we go an see.
Pippin: No thats to wet lets go to the big tower over there Im sure we can drain the water that way! * he laughs*
Merry: How do we get there?
Pippin: Fallow me! * skips off in opoisite direction and skips in curicles around a tree then around a another tree then a bench*
Merry: are you sure this is how we get there?
Pippin: Yes I am *picks up a stick* here Merry Here boy.
Merry: *jumps around all exstied*
Pippin: *tosses the stick*Get the stick!
Merry: *runs after it and picks it up* Yeah!* he says jumping up and down when he looked at the stick it had broken and Pippin was laughing so hard*
Pippin: Good boy, Come Merry! *he says skipping through a path and saw a stake with the Letter F Carved in it.* Frodo!
Merry: do you think it could be a sign?
Pippin: I think our missoin is now clear find Frodo! No thats not a sign thats a stake.
Merry: What about the story!
Pippin: they don't need us whats important right now is we find Frodo!*Marches on tell he finds a G then an H one standing for Gamgee the other Hobbiton so they thought they came to the shire though it didn't look so and the tower they ment to get to lumbered in the distance the hole time as they wondering around an Ohio state park.*
Treebread: Gandalf They were just here! I don't know where they have gone and neather has Quickbeam he said he saw them just vanish into thin air!
Gandalf: Hmmm *his eyes browles danceing on his head as he thought.*