Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,398
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 12
OH hello Oops Better go get on my costom sorry I was hungry and really really Busy *Big Cheeise Smile rushes off to his dressing room*
The crowed grows impationt as they have been sitting there now for almost a year waiting for the end tail of The FellowShipe of The Ring. Finally he comes out dressed in his Legolas out fit! Crowed Cheers. Actually no one his left but acouple of people they still cheer he sits down in a chair and goes on with the story.
SO after spending 3 years in Lorien Muuch to the aonnice to Queen Galadrieal. Cause Pippin and Merry refussed to behave themselfs for exsample.
Merry: I wonder what this leaver dose? (says to Pippin where there was a silver leaver next to the fountien near Galadrieal's Morrior)
Pippin: well there is only one way to know right?
Merry: Right (they both nod and at the same time pull it together and the Morrior water comes splashing out and turning the shower water cold where Galadrieal was showring you can hear her scureel still to day (scureel is mixed between a scream and a squeel word made up by Merry)She punshied them very highly sending them to bed with no super they ended up burning down there beds as well as catching Frodo's bed on Fire. So we where kindly booted out of Lorien though we stole 3 boats and she gave me the Lorien Clocks she made back when she liked us told us never to come back so we set out on our journy down the Aduin Gimli and I shared a boat boy where they sometimes to remember.
Legolas: (singing Row Row Row your Boat in Rounds!) Row Row Row your Boat!
Gimli: (in his deep voice that sounds like the rumbling of loud thunder) Row Row Row your Boat!
Legolas: Gentely down the Stream!
Gimli: Gentely down the stream!
Legolas: Merrly Merrly Merrly LIFE!
Gimli: Merrly Merrly Merrly LIFE!
Legolas: Is But a Dream!
Gimli: But a Dream!
The hobbits loved the song so much we sang it a lot and skiped rocks and went fishsing and swimming and just had a grand old time on the river and we forgot that we were suppose to be under cover and this was no vaction no Hobbit Boating Party!SO we went on down the Aduin our Bums became really numb as Aragron refussed to take in Brakes untill I took over and made us rest once not everyone has as hard as Bum cheeks as Aragron or Myself Boromir was really quite didn't even join in on the Song. He kind of got on my Nerves though he didn't smell but the way he always eyed Frodo makes me wanna tell him to take a Pic it lasts longer. I didn't have good feeling about him ever since we started out. The Hobbits made a Fire which was stupid.
Pippin: Frodo please Pass the ashes i'd like some on my Tomotos Please.
Frodo: sure * sprinkls Ash on Pippin's Tomotos*
Pippin: Hnmm Thank you.
Anyways it was stupid and a tracked this big flying black thing which I am happy to report I shot it down with my new Lorien Arrow that Galadrieal gave me what a sweet Lady.Anyways finally after we rested and got on the water we finally got to our place Next to the roaring Falls of Ruoross (or ever you spell it!)
Legolas: Aragron a Shadow and a Threat as been Growing IN my mind we should leave now.
Aragron: Leave we just got here are you crazy I don't think so No way your insane all in favore of staying here raise your hands. (everyone rose there hand but me and Gimli) Oh looks like your out numbered sorry buddy take a rest and recover your strangth master Elf.
Legolas: Fool * I says and turn away watching the easteren shore and feeling something coming behind as I was right The Uruks came and Killed Boromir though deserved it as he scared off Frodo and it was a sad day Frodo and Sam left on there own adventure to the Crakes of Doom Merry and Pippin where carried off by The Uruks. Gimli and I where stuck with smelly Aragron. Yup was a sad day plus he was going to save Merry and Pippin Noble Idea but Oh we had to run the whole way with No food or rest for 3 days now that is very insane if you ask me.*
Gimli: * is just a tiny dot behind us* Those blasted long legged people I can't hardly keep up I'm not even sure if thats them or some rock formation in the distance* he goes on mubbling*
Legolas: wait Aragron Gimli can't keep up.
Aragron: well I ain't carrying him the whole way why don't we just kill him he is slowing us down way down way way down.
Legoals: I think we should KILL you your the dumb one.
Aragon: Im Not Dumb!
Legolas: you are too.
Aragron: I am Not
Legolas: Are too
Aragron: ARE NOT!
Legolas: Are not!
Aragron: I am Too.
Legolas: see I told you.
Aragron: No Fair
Legolas: *laughs* Gimli come we are ganing on them * I say as he huffs and puffs over to us I give him a drink of water.
Gimli: Thanks *says handing Him the cup back*
Legolas: No Problem are you ready for another run now? * I say patting his shoulder*
Gimli: I think I can manage it just don't get too far a head this time.
Aragron: I am Not Dumb!
Legolas: *rolls eyes starts to run* come Uruk sent stinks I can smell them from here *Gimli runs after Legolas and Aragron keeps up the rear for now*
Aragron: Hey why did you call me dumb?! * he calls to me*
Legolas: Cause you said you wanted to Kill Gimli you Jerk! * call back*
Aragron: *is far back now so he can't catch all the words I say* What about Uruks?!
Legolas: You Smell Like one!
Aragon: HEY! *rushes up behind him trys to step on my heal moves a side as he crashes into the ground*
Legolas: Nice Try but Try Try isn't enough you must do! * I say and leap over the grass tiredlessly heading for the Hurd of Uruks the very earth bentath there feet monded and Growned*
Earth: Ouch Ouch thouse stupid Uruk lets trip them ready *1 2 3* lefts up a Hill and trips the Uruks they fall into a Pile with Poor Merry and Pippin on there backs*
Pippin: why dose Merry also get to sleep while I have to stay awake to remember this horried stink of Uruk sweet and Necks there hair in my face this sucks! *he sighs and nuzzles his head into the uruks hair and trys to go back to sleep his Lorien Leaf on his clock was bothering him it poked him in the neck so he bit it off and spat it out on the ground* Much better * he thinks then goes to to sleep.
The End Of The Fellowship of the rings! Two Towers is Next hehe
The crowed grows impationt as they have been sitting there now for almost a year waiting for the end tail of The FellowShipe of The Ring. Finally he comes out dressed in his Legolas out fit! Crowed Cheers. Actually no one his left but acouple of people they still cheer he sits down in a chair and goes on with the story.
SO after spending 3 years in Lorien Muuch to the aonnice to Queen Galadrieal. Cause Pippin and Merry refussed to behave themselfs for exsample.
Merry: I wonder what this leaver dose? (says to Pippin where there was a silver leaver next to the fountien near Galadrieal's Morrior)
Pippin: well there is only one way to know right?
Merry: Right (they both nod and at the same time pull it together and the Morrior water comes splashing out and turning the shower water cold where Galadrieal was showring you can hear her scureel still to day (scureel is mixed between a scream and a squeel word made up by Merry)She punshied them very highly sending them to bed with no super they ended up burning down there beds as well as catching Frodo's bed on Fire. So we where kindly booted out of Lorien though we stole 3 boats and she gave me the Lorien Clocks she made back when she liked us told us never to come back so we set out on our journy down the Aduin Gimli and I shared a boat boy where they sometimes to remember.
Legolas: (singing Row Row Row your Boat in Rounds!) Row Row Row your Boat!
Gimli: (in his deep voice that sounds like the rumbling of loud thunder) Row Row Row your Boat!
Legolas: Gentely down the Stream!
Gimli: Gentely down the stream!
Legolas: Merrly Merrly Merrly LIFE!
Gimli: Merrly Merrly Merrly LIFE!
Legolas: Is But a Dream!
Gimli: But a Dream!
The hobbits loved the song so much we sang it a lot and skiped rocks and went fishsing and swimming and just had a grand old time on the river and we forgot that we were suppose to be under cover and this was no vaction no Hobbit Boating Party!SO we went on down the Aduin our Bums became really numb as Aragron refussed to take in Brakes untill I took over and made us rest once not everyone has as hard as Bum cheeks as Aragron or Myself Boromir was really quite didn't even join in on the Song. He kind of got on my Nerves though he didn't smell but the way he always eyed Frodo makes me wanna tell him to take a Pic it lasts longer. I didn't have good feeling about him ever since we started out. The Hobbits made a Fire which was stupid.
Pippin: Frodo please Pass the ashes i'd like some on my Tomotos Please.
Frodo: sure * sprinkls Ash on Pippin's Tomotos*
Pippin: Hnmm Thank you.
Anyways it was stupid and a tracked this big flying black thing which I am happy to report I shot it down with my new Lorien Arrow that Galadrieal gave me what a sweet Lady.Anyways finally after we rested and got on the water we finally got to our place Next to the roaring Falls of Ruoross (or ever you spell it!)
Legolas: Aragron a Shadow and a Threat as been Growing IN my mind we should leave now.
Aragron: Leave we just got here are you crazy I don't think so No way your insane all in favore of staying here raise your hands. (everyone rose there hand but me and Gimli) Oh looks like your out numbered sorry buddy take a rest and recover your strangth master Elf.
Legolas: Fool * I says and turn away watching the easteren shore and feeling something coming behind as I was right The Uruks came and Killed Boromir though deserved it as he scared off Frodo and it was a sad day Frodo and Sam left on there own adventure to the Crakes of Doom Merry and Pippin where carried off by The Uruks. Gimli and I where stuck with smelly Aragron. Yup was a sad day plus he was going to save Merry and Pippin Noble Idea but Oh we had to run the whole way with No food or rest for 3 days now that is very insane if you ask me.*
Gimli: * is just a tiny dot behind us* Those blasted long legged people I can't hardly keep up I'm not even sure if thats them or some rock formation in the distance* he goes on mubbling*
Legolas: wait Aragron Gimli can't keep up.
Aragron: well I ain't carrying him the whole way why don't we just kill him he is slowing us down way down way way down.
Legoals: I think we should KILL you your the dumb one.
Aragon: Im Not Dumb!
Legolas: you are too.
Aragron: I am Not
Legolas: Are too
Aragron: ARE NOT!
Legolas: Are not!
Aragron: I am Too.
Legolas: see I told you.
Aragron: No Fair
Legolas: *laughs* Gimli come we are ganing on them * I say as he huffs and puffs over to us I give him a drink of water.
Gimli: Thanks *says handing Him the cup back*
Legolas: No Problem are you ready for another run now? * I say patting his shoulder*
Gimli: I think I can manage it just don't get too far a head this time.
Aragron: I am Not Dumb!
Legolas: *rolls eyes starts to run* come Uruk sent stinks I can smell them from here *Gimli runs after Legolas and Aragron keeps up the rear for now*
Aragron: Hey why did you call me dumb?! * he calls to me*
Legolas: Cause you said you wanted to Kill Gimli you Jerk! * call back*
Aragron: *is far back now so he can't catch all the words I say* What about Uruks?!
Legolas: You Smell Like one!
Aragon: HEY! *rushes up behind him trys to step on my heal moves a side as he crashes into the ground*
Legolas: Nice Try but Try Try isn't enough you must do! * I say and leap over the grass tiredlessly heading for the Hurd of Uruks the very earth bentath there feet monded and Growned*
Earth: Ouch Ouch thouse stupid Uruk lets trip them ready *1 2 3* lefts up a Hill and trips the Uruks they fall into a Pile with Poor Merry and Pippin on there backs*
Pippin: why dose Merry also get to sleep while I have to stay awake to remember this horried stink of Uruk sweet and Necks there hair in my face this sucks! *he sighs and nuzzles his head into the uruks hair and trys to go back to sleep his Lorien Leaf on his clock was bothering him it poked him in the neck so he bit it off and spat it out on the ground* Much better * he thinks then goes to to sleep.
The End Of The Fellowship of the rings! Two Towers is Next hehe