Return Of The King Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,041
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Merry and Pippin still jump on the huge bed and Sam has gotten the trees back and everything was getting back into Order again besides the Odd Huge Bed In the Middle Of The Shire with a Latter and a sign that says Propety of Merry and Pippin touch and you'll be put in Jail!!!!! Frodo went on a Cleaning spree cleaning BagEnd over and over and over again.
Frodo: *eyes all blood shot like* AHH Is that dirt in the Fire Place! * he says and gose tords it with a broom.*
Sam: Mr Frodo its only ashes from the last fire.
Frodo: It must be cleaned out!!!!* starts to sweep it up* No Dirt no Ashes Ashes are bad they make Me think Of Mordor * laughs insanly.*
Sam: Ok clean it then Mr Frodo
Frodo: Don't tell me what to do.*Says and dumbs the ashes in the trash then gose down the hall and Sam can hear a Vacume cleaner turn on.*
Sam: Great Grapes He has Vacumed 12 times to day. In Each Room and BagEnd isn't even that small! *he gose out into the Garden.*
Frodo: *comes out* Hey Sam Im going to take Bath if need me
Sam: *Looks up from watering the flowers* But this is your 17th Bath and we haven't even had Luchen yet.
Frodo: Your right I need to take a shower.
Sam: But you took 12 already
Frodo: Well who cares and clean up that dirt in the garden! * he says and gose to take his Shower*
Sam: *sighs Then hears the Dirt devil come on* Now he is Vacuming the Tub again! *then he sees a Mop going by the Bathroom window.Shakes his head*
Frodo: *finally sat down to have lunch*
Sam: Mr Frodo how come you clean so much?
Frodo: because I hate That a Wizaord lived here and he was evil so I clean an clean and then when I see dirt it makes me think of Mordor besides Mud." He says and walks out of the Kitchen and starts the sprinlker and Makes a Mub mound."YOU KNOW SAM MUD IS CLEAN!" He shouts.
Sam: Yes I KNOW! * He calls back and finshes his tea and come out to see That Frodo made a Mud Man of Sam*
Frodo: Thats IN Honner of you now I better take another Bath." Pats Sam on the Back leaving a mub print.
Sam: Hey
Frodo: Sorry *Goes And Takes his bath*
So Four years Pass Yes Four Years Pass since Frodo Sam Merry and Pippin were sent out on there Long Journy Frodo made Plains to leave The Dirty world of Middle Earth Sam was sad but kind of happy because at Lest Frodo would go to a place where its very clean. He still Cried and so did Merry and Pippin tisn't fair they thought He gets to ride on a Boat and they didn't.
Frodo: YIPPY!* He says after Kissing everyone good bye he skiped on to the Boat with Gandalf Asked the Captien if he could drive and after a lot of Begging he did and they went speeding over the Horizin hearing Frodo's laughter on the wind and his voice shouting." Faster Faster! Mwhahaahahahahahahahaha*
THE END!
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Frodo: *eyes all blood shot like* AHH Is that dirt in the Fire Place! * he says and gose tords it with a broom.*
Sam: Mr Frodo its only ashes from the last fire.
Frodo: It must be cleaned out!!!!* starts to sweep it up* No Dirt no Ashes Ashes are bad they make Me think Of Mordor * laughs insanly.*
Sam: Ok clean it then Mr Frodo
Frodo: Don't tell me what to do.*Says and dumbs the ashes in the trash then gose down the hall and Sam can hear a Vacume cleaner turn on.*
Sam: Great Grapes He has Vacumed 12 times to day. In Each Room and BagEnd isn't even that small! *he gose out into the Garden.*
Frodo: *comes out* Hey Sam Im going to take Bath if need me
Sam: *Looks up from watering the flowers* But this is your 17th Bath and we haven't even had Luchen yet.
Frodo: Your right I need to take a shower.
Sam: But you took 12 already
Frodo: Well who cares and clean up that dirt in the garden! * he says and gose to take his Shower*
Sam: *sighs Then hears the Dirt devil come on* Now he is Vacuming the Tub again! *then he sees a Mop going by the Bathroom window.Shakes his head*
Frodo: *finally sat down to have lunch*
Sam: Mr Frodo how come you clean so much?
Frodo: because I hate That a Wizaord lived here and he was evil so I clean an clean and then when I see dirt it makes me think of Mordor besides Mud." He says and walks out of the Kitchen and starts the sprinlker and Makes a Mub mound."YOU KNOW SAM MUD IS CLEAN!" He shouts.
Sam: Yes I KNOW! * He calls back and finshes his tea and come out to see That Frodo made a Mud Man of Sam*
Frodo: Thats IN Honner of you now I better take another Bath." Pats Sam on the Back leaving a mub print.
Sam: Hey
Frodo: Sorry *Goes And Takes his bath*
So Four years Pass Yes Four Years Pass since Frodo Sam Merry and Pippin were sent out on there Long Journy Frodo made Plains to leave The Dirty world of Middle Earth Sam was sad but kind of happy because at Lest Frodo would go to a place where its very clean. He still Cried and so did Merry and Pippin tisn't fair they thought He gets to ride on a Boat and they didn't.
Frodo: YIPPY!* He says after Kissing everyone good bye he skiped on to the Boat with Gandalf Asked the Captien if he could drive and after a lot of Begging he did and they went speeding over the Horizin hearing Frodo's laughter on the wind and his voice shouting." Faster Faster! Mwhahaahahahahahahahaha*
THE END!
Please go on to the Credits