Lord Of The Rings Parody

Aragron is still going on and on about how he is the leader and bal bal bal I was ingnoring him which frustrates him he tackles me at the edgg of Lorien.

Legolas: Grate now Im going to smell like corn chips! (says as Aragron gose to land on top of me. Though I kick me feet up and he gose saleing farther in the woods I stood up and burshed myself off)

Aragron: Ahhhh @#$^%! (he says as he lands head first into a trunk of a MellonTree.)

Legolas: Watch your language we have small hobbits here! ( call we walk into the forest me throwing Aragron got the attintetion of the Lorien Gaurds who came out of the trees and where a little nervuse.)

Haldir: Aw Legolas (Bows his head) Come Frodo you and His little friends will stay with us. We will talk more up there. (points up a very tall tree)

Legolas: Alright come on Frodo and Sam ( we climb up a rope ladder Boromire tryed to fallow him Frodo that is luckly he has big feet he kicked Boromire in the nose he fell back holding on to his nose. We Sat there my kinsmen and I talking for about an hour when finally Sam and Frodo came huffing and puffing up the ladder) Its about time.

Frodo: we aren't use to climbing ladders or anything so give us a brake ( says poplping down infront of Haldir Sam sits down as well they use each other for a prop)

Haldir: we don't like your Dwarf he smells.

Sam: Well thats not very nice you don't even know him.

Haldir: He smellls and we don't like dwarfs there greety and only care about gold and stuff so he can't go any father!

Frodo: Elrond said he could just ask your Queen I bet she will let him.

Haldir: Also you bring great evil here so I can't let you pass or go any futher thouse who would dare carry gold are evil its ugly on anything but Elves hair and The sunshine!

Legolas: Oh come on Frodo is a good guy we came all this way being chased by Chickies and Snuffs we need rest and councle from the queen.

Haldir: Well why didn't you say so alright tomrrow at frist light we will head off for Clathcalthon.

Legolas: Where?

Haldir: The heart of Elvedom on earth I just can't say it right ok?!

Legolas: Alright I know where you mean. (So we spent the night up in the trees and where save from the hunting chickies the Elf Gards hunted them down and we had chicken nuggets the next morning for breakfast then for the fun of it they Blind flouded everyone leading us in curicles around the trees(and laughing to themselfs untill Galadriel sent word to let us see we got to see how Lovely and beautiful and wonderful Lorien was like out of a dream or something.)

Pippin: woooo I can't see ( says all high like since he just got done smoking.)

Merry: Then open your eyes. (we were now unblind flouded)

Pippin: (opens his eyes) Oh (Laughs) How about that.

Merry: (shakes his head)

Legolas: (so we chat with Galadriel bal bal bla bla bal bal bal you know you get it we talked and she said some wise things and sent us to rest for awhile since our incounter with the chickes was so stressfull, There was singing in the trees about Gandalfs Fall with the snuff and the chickes) WILL YOU SHUT UP YOUR DRIVING ME CRAZY! (They shut up I shoke mutter) heard enough of attcking chicks for a life time!

Aragron: Here Legolas I think you need this more then I do. (says offering me his pipe)

Legolas: No thanks (sits down on the fountien) I already feel like I took to much weed or something Im so light headed I feel like Im flouding.

Aragron: you haven't even smoked anything.

Legolas: I know its werid.

Pippin: (lay next to Merry shareing a Pipe or switching Pipes back and forth to see whos pipe weed tasted better) why do you think Greenleafs talk to each other in the blue sky?

Merry: Cause they don't have any hands or there all hands. What I want to know is how come you look like Billy Boyd (rubs his blue eyes)

Pippin: Billy who? (says taking Merry's pipe from hi lips and putting the one he was smoking into Merry's mouth then sucks on Merry's pipe)

Merry: I just said his last name its Boyd!

Pippin: who is that how do you know him and I don't?

Merry: I don't know Im not saying I know him Im saying if you looked like someone it would be Billy Boyd.

Pippin: Oh alright well then you look Like Dom Mongahan.

Merry: wow thats a mouthfull and no mistake.

Pippin: *Blinks puffs out some more smoke rings*

Meanwhile Frodo and Sam Lay on the otherside.

Sam: My Gaffer use to tell me not to get mixed up in the affairs of my betters I didn't listen did I?

Frodo: Nope and Im glad you didn't.

Sam: I guess Im glad to though I do like my Hobbit hole better then sleeping out in the wilderness.

Frodo: Yes same here who wouldn't.

Pippin: *looks over at Frodo* You look Like Elijah Wood.

Merry: Sean looks like Sam I mean Sam looks Like Sean Astin.

Frodo: No Elijah looks like me I am way older then him.

Pippin: *Blinks* how do you know? *says frowning*

Frodo: I talked to him last night and he told me.

Pippin: OH wow you talked to Elijah Wood?

Frodo: yup about everyday.

Pippin: wow thats lucky I wish I could talk to Billy Boyd everyday!

Merry: *sighs* Well I think its about time you fell asleep Pippin.

Pippin: Im not sleepy (starts to snore)

Merry: (chuckles and also falls asleep)

Legolas: (so I showed Gimli around the golden wood)

Gimli: I have a cursh on Galadriel is that normal?

Legolas: I don't know maybe she has you under a spell. I bet she has the cursh on you I mean like a hold on you your going to be the one curshed here cause she has a husband you know.

Gimli: I know I know I just wish....

Legolas: well don't because its not right you won't get to be with her so there is no point in wishing for something like that don't let Celeborn catch you talking like this he may seem nice but don't mess with his girl wife.

Gimli: Alright I won't! (huffs and sits under a tree)

Legoals: (climbs up it a bit and lays on the lowest branch for a moment sits there humming then lays a hand on Gimli's head then dangles hand down in front of Gimli's face making it hit back and forth over his nose)

Gimli: (trys to bat his hand away everytime he did he'd swiftly move it out of the way then place it right back on his head, Gimli sat there frowning) WILL YOU STOP IT!(his shout echoed through the trees)

Legolas: (laughs) Stop what? (says taking hand away agian and stands infront of Gimli)

Gimli: don't try and play sweet with me you can be so annoying sometimes now lets get back to the camp.

Legolas: (begans to walk then looks around like Im lost)

Gimli: I don't like that look on your face.

Legoals: we pardon me I can't help how I look!

Gimli: No The look of oh Crap Im lost look you know where we are going don't you?

Legolas: OF Course we aren't lost (laughs dryly) Elves never get lost!

Gimli: (rolls his eyes and sighs)

Legolas: come fallow me this way I think I can smell Aragron from here (Says walking a little ways)

Gimli: this looks strangely for mllier.

Legolas: Oh all trees seem like they look the same ( we were walking in wide curicles.)

Gimli: No we are going around in curicles you Niff!

Legolas: don't steal my words!

Gimli: I can steal whatever I like if your aloud to get lost in the woods when your a wood elf some wood elf you are!

Legolas: Hey Hey thats not fair these aren't My woods!

Gimli: still what was that about Elves never get lost?

Legolas: I said I wasn't lost I just like spending qulity time with you is that such a bad things?!

Gimli: (looks scared) Um yes Legolas very good thing, (then frowns) WE are lost and you know it Blondie!

Legolas: (his face truns red and he picks Gimli up by the shirt color putting him agesnt a tree) Don't call me Blondie I can think of some pretty good names for you if you like to name call! (narrows his eyes.)

Gimli: Im sorry Nice Legolas (says even more afread then before.)

Legolas: (drops Gimli on the ground) Come along Stinky Beered! (says walking off angry)

Gimli: Coming long Legs!

Legolas: What do you know Hairless Cat! (walks on going on a stright path now)

Gimli: More then you know you airhead!

Legolas: I Highly doubt that walking hair ball!

Gimli: You would Ignortent Potato peal!

Legolas: Snorkling Diffrent colored socks!

Gimli: you Pare of danceing Lime a Beans!

Legolas: well your a Pareashotting French Fry with a hole in the pareashot!

Gimli: Elf lips!

Legolas: DUH! (points to his lips) thats like me calling you Dwarf nose or something.

Gimli: ok sorry pointy ears!

Legolas: Tangled Beered!

Gimli: Fart sniffer! (We walk into the camp finally and Aragron looks over)

Aragron: There you two are why are you fighting can't you two just get along?

Legolas: what are you talking about?

Gimli: yes this is the best we got along so far I think I like him even if he is a Blondie Elf!

Legolas: Yeah (ruffles Gimlis hair) I like him for a short faced Pig Nosed Dwarf. *Smiles*]

Aragron: Alrighty then (gose over to Boromire who has his eyes fixed on Frodo) Boromire you need to stop making it so odviouse!

Boromire: what make what Odviouse I don't want the ring for myself or to take it to Gondor! *he stops and closes his mouth blushing*

Aragron: Thats what I thought you bad Boromire I have my eye on you if you try anything with Frodo or the ring. (he makes a slinceing motion with his knife over his throught)

Boromire: (swallows) Ok I get your point!

Aragron: good you had better!

Legoals: (well I better end this now before I run out of Room Have a lovely evening!) Come on GakFace!

Gimli: coming Doom Head! (We go on like this tell the next time we could do this for hours)