Return Of The King Parody
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-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,040
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 10
Pippin: *Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke*
Gandalf: WILL YOU STOP THAT! * Both eyes twitch Pippin was poking Gandalf cause he was bored on the trip to Rivendell.*
Pippin: Sorry *Starts to poke Merry* Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke
Merry: *waps Pippin in the back of the head and Pippin tackled Merry they go wressling around on the ground* Think you'll get the better of me little Hobbit mwahahaah * says sitting on him pinning him down.
Pippin: *Then rolls him over and pinns him down* No Now I have got you mwahaha! *stops and remembers no evil laughing*
Gandalf: *Yanks both off each other* IF you two don't settle down and ride I'll turn you INTO an TODE! * looks at Pippin* Then i'll turn you INTO a Snake and you can eat Pippin and then I'll stamp on your HEAD! and kill the Both of you. * he looked like he was going into with drawls*
Frodo: Gandalf when was the last time you had something to smoke?
Gandalf: *drops Merry and Pippin Thinking* Hmm well you see I was trying to quite cold trucky.
Frodo: why in Bill Bells Chimmie Chungas Would you ever want to do something like that!
Gandalf: I don't know being the White Wizord and all I thought perhaps smoking wouldn't be such a good exsample for the Kids.
Frodo: Yes but killing is worse
Sam: *Thinks, Frodo is the smartest Person ever!*
Gandalf: Your right * takes out his pipe and lights up and he starts to feel better* Sorry about that you two! * he says smiling and gave them both kisses on the cheek and sat them on there ponies."Shall we move on!" He says with a gleefull smile.
Frodo Sam and Merry and Pippin were freaked out and behaved the rest of the way to Rivendell. Elrond didn't let them stay long well Frodo Sam Merry and Pippin Frodo said goodbye once again to Bilbo they all 4 headed back to the Shire.
Pippin: Well this was fun Vaction
Merry: Yes do agree what about you Frodo
Frodo: Vaction Vaction you two are NUMB Skulls I lost My Finger my Brain and my Ring you think this was fun *starts to ball*
Sam: See now look what you two insetive shmoes did, Now Mr Frodo don't think about the Ring it was bad remember
Frodo: I know but I loved it was so shineie and I loved to stroke it and kiss it at night and it talked to me and I talked to it the ring understood me. I now have this pretty shinie star that Arwen gave me to have on my neck its lovely and its cool. *lefts it up and gives it a kiss*
Merry and Pippin then ride father a head.
Pippin: I still had fun *whispers to Merry
Merry: Yeah Me too.
Legolas: (Now remember Hobbits are normaly quite folk and don't do much advanturages stuff so to them this would be like a Vaction from the everyday life They finally got to the shire and saw there was gate*
Pippin: HEY LET US IN ITS Raining and its cold I want to sit by the fire and warm my bum!
Hobbit # 36: Its agesnt the Law to let anyone in after Dark sorry
Merry: OH Is that so you'll let me in This is my Kins Land I am Mereidoc Brandybuck you better let me in or I'll give you a wedgie so painfull you'll never be able to get it out I know who you are TONY SMITHENS! *He says pulling his sword out the Hobbit pees himself and runs away.*
Pippin: Cowered I know *he grins and gets some dinamight out of his pocket.*
Frodo: how did you get Dinamight?
Pippin: I took Some from Gandalf anyways * Lines up the gate with it Merry helps him then he lights a Map and the Four of them run back so they don't get blasted or hurt then after the gate is gone an no more then cator in the ground they walk on through.
Hobbits# 45 67 95 66 12 and 77: Wheres do ye think ye are going we ain't going to let ye 4 through no matter how fancy ye are dressed its Sharike Cheeses Law.
Pippin: Who the heck is Sharkie Cheese and since when did he make rules?! The TOOKS our the Rulers matter o fact I am The Thian
Frodo: Take us to this Sharkie Cheese we will deal with him.
Hobbit 66: We will take you there when we are ready. HEY stop that *Yells at Merry who is choping down the sign that said no one could enter with his ax. Then he started to hack up the windows with squars in them.
Merry: Ugly Ugly Ugly *hack wack smash Crash* (The Rest f the Hobbits rush out before the Hut falls in on them!*Since when didn't we have round windows!
Hobbit 95: Sharkie Made the Rules
Sam: I wanna see this Sharkie NOW! * He says slapping his fist into his hand.
All hobbits were frightened and did what Sam said.
Sam: Ouch Me hurt my hand. *he whispers to Frodo*
Frodo: Aw it will be alright * So they fallowed them to BagEnd where Frodo was Sad to see his Home messed up* OH * Starts To Cry*
Sam: That dose it they dug Up BackShot Row I am going to kill!
Frodo: *still cries as Sam rushes into BagEnd*
Saruman: *high Pitched Laugh*
Sam: Picks Saruman Up* YOU CREEP * Bodie slambs him*
Saruman: Ouch!
Grima: *laughs to himself*
Frodo: *rushes in* No don't Kill HIm! * he says in slow moiton but it was to Late Sam had Choped off his head and Killed Grima too his eyes still firey and was that steam coming from his nostriles.* Now Sam its Me Frodo * He says coming closer to Sam holds him down he struggles* Clam down* He says petting his head and hipnotizing him with his blue eyes.
Sam: Ohhh Pretty *he says and clams down*
Merry and Pippin had a fun time killing all the Stupied Orc Men that hung around cause they were bigger and Stronger Not to mintion they had swords they killed all in no time and feed there bodies to the Horns!
Merry and Pippin laugh evily and Gane Full Control of The Shire and Dance around together happlie feeling the power under there feet!
Frodo asked Sam to Move in with him and Sam Moved in and Frodo made Sam his heir to BagEnd.
Legolas: Ok I am going to stop right now because my brain is going mushie and Merry and Pippin will end up making a huge bed in the middle of the shire so they can jump on it when ever they want so I'll just stop for NOW But this isn't the end mwahahaha
Merry&Pippin: *Make a Huge Bed and Jump on it if anyone else tried they get put in jail.*
Gandalf: WILL YOU STOP THAT! * Both eyes twitch Pippin was poking Gandalf cause he was bored on the trip to Rivendell.*
Pippin: Sorry *Starts to poke Merry* Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke
Merry: *waps Pippin in the back of the head and Pippin tackled Merry they go wressling around on the ground* Think you'll get the better of me little Hobbit mwahahaah * says sitting on him pinning him down.
Pippin: *Then rolls him over and pinns him down* No Now I have got you mwahaha! *stops and remembers no evil laughing*
Gandalf: *Yanks both off each other* IF you two don't settle down and ride I'll turn you INTO an TODE! * looks at Pippin* Then i'll turn you INTO a Snake and you can eat Pippin and then I'll stamp on your HEAD! and kill the Both of you. * he looked like he was going into with drawls*
Frodo: Gandalf when was the last time you had something to smoke?
Gandalf: *drops Merry and Pippin Thinking* Hmm well you see I was trying to quite cold trucky.
Frodo: why in Bill Bells Chimmie Chungas Would you ever want to do something like that!
Gandalf: I don't know being the White Wizord and all I thought perhaps smoking wouldn't be such a good exsample for the Kids.
Frodo: Yes but killing is worse
Sam: *Thinks, Frodo is the smartest Person ever!*
Gandalf: Your right * takes out his pipe and lights up and he starts to feel better* Sorry about that you two! * he says smiling and gave them both kisses on the cheek and sat them on there ponies."Shall we move on!" He says with a gleefull smile.
Frodo Sam and Merry and Pippin were freaked out and behaved the rest of the way to Rivendell. Elrond didn't let them stay long well Frodo Sam Merry and Pippin Frodo said goodbye once again to Bilbo they all 4 headed back to the Shire.
Pippin: Well this was fun Vaction
Merry: Yes do agree what about you Frodo
Frodo: Vaction Vaction you two are NUMB Skulls I lost My Finger my Brain and my Ring you think this was fun *starts to ball*
Sam: See now look what you two insetive shmoes did, Now Mr Frodo don't think about the Ring it was bad remember
Frodo: I know but I loved it was so shineie and I loved to stroke it and kiss it at night and it talked to me and I talked to it the ring understood me. I now have this pretty shinie star that Arwen gave me to have on my neck its lovely and its cool. *lefts it up and gives it a kiss*
Merry and Pippin then ride father a head.
Pippin: I still had fun *whispers to Merry
Merry: Yeah Me too.
Legolas: (Now remember Hobbits are normaly quite folk and don't do much advanturages stuff so to them this would be like a Vaction from the everyday life They finally got to the shire and saw there was gate*
Pippin: HEY LET US IN ITS Raining and its cold I want to sit by the fire and warm my bum!
Hobbit # 36: Its agesnt the Law to let anyone in after Dark sorry
Merry: OH Is that so you'll let me in This is my Kins Land I am Mereidoc Brandybuck you better let me in or I'll give you a wedgie so painfull you'll never be able to get it out I know who you are TONY SMITHENS! *He says pulling his sword out the Hobbit pees himself and runs away.*
Pippin: Cowered I know *he grins and gets some dinamight out of his pocket.*
Frodo: how did you get Dinamight?
Pippin: I took Some from Gandalf anyways * Lines up the gate with it Merry helps him then he lights a Map and the Four of them run back so they don't get blasted or hurt then after the gate is gone an no more then cator in the ground they walk on through.
Hobbits# 45 67 95 66 12 and 77: Wheres do ye think ye are going we ain't going to let ye 4 through no matter how fancy ye are dressed its Sharike Cheeses Law.
Pippin: Who the heck is Sharkie Cheese and since when did he make rules?! The TOOKS our the Rulers matter o fact I am The Thian
Frodo: Take us to this Sharkie Cheese we will deal with him.
Hobbit 66: We will take you there when we are ready. HEY stop that *Yells at Merry who is choping down the sign that said no one could enter with his ax. Then he started to hack up the windows with squars in them.
Merry: Ugly Ugly Ugly *hack wack smash Crash* (The Rest f the Hobbits rush out before the Hut falls in on them!*Since when didn't we have round windows!
Hobbit 95: Sharkie Made the Rules
Sam: I wanna see this Sharkie NOW! * He says slapping his fist into his hand.
All hobbits were frightened and did what Sam said.
Sam: Ouch Me hurt my hand. *he whispers to Frodo*
Frodo: Aw it will be alright * So they fallowed them to BagEnd where Frodo was Sad to see his Home messed up* OH * Starts To Cry*
Sam: That dose it they dug Up BackShot Row I am going to kill!
Frodo: *still cries as Sam rushes into BagEnd*
Saruman: *high Pitched Laugh*
Sam: Picks Saruman Up* YOU CREEP * Bodie slambs him*
Saruman: Ouch!
Grima: *laughs to himself*
Frodo: *rushes in* No don't Kill HIm! * he says in slow moiton but it was to Late Sam had Choped off his head and Killed Grima too his eyes still firey and was that steam coming from his nostriles.* Now Sam its Me Frodo * He says coming closer to Sam holds him down he struggles* Clam down* He says petting his head and hipnotizing him with his blue eyes.
Sam: Ohhh Pretty *he says and clams down*
Merry and Pippin had a fun time killing all the Stupied Orc Men that hung around cause they were bigger and Stronger Not to mintion they had swords they killed all in no time and feed there bodies to the Horns!
Merry and Pippin laugh evily and Gane Full Control of The Shire and Dance around together happlie feeling the power under there feet!
Frodo asked Sam to Move in with him and Sam Moved in and Frodo made Sam his heir to BagEnd.
Legolas: Ok I am going to stop right now because my brain is going mushie and Merry and Pippin will end up making a huge bed in the middle of the shire so they can jump on it when ever they want so I'll just stop for NOW But this isn't the end mwahahaha
Merry&Pippin: *Make a Huge Bed and Jump on it if anyone else tried they get put in jail.*