Lord Of The Rings Parody

Legolas: (So we all come to the Mines of Moria and sat outside and Let Bill go because the Mines are no Place for a Pony and Bill was scared wittless anyways despite what Sam said! Gandalf Spent 2 days trying to figuer out how to open it.)

Merry: Maybe its the Elvish word for Friend Gandalf?

Gandalf: No way Elves and Dwarfs hate each other leave me in peace Im trying to think!

Legolas: (so we spent 2 days playing Tig) Tig! ( Tigged Pippin)

Merry: Now if you Tig Pippin on a Tog you have to take your pants down and walk around on your knees

Legolas: you never said that before.

Pippin: sorry do it Legolas.

Legolas: These Leggings are so hard to get up and down.

Merry: Do it! we have Plunty of time.

Legolas: (roles eyes and pulls his pants down)

Aragron (watches them torucher the Elven Prince with amusement)

Legolas: (he would!) How long do I have to do this?

Pippin: tell someone Tags you

Legolas: when will that be these rocks are rough on my knees.

Merry: Whenever Pippin and I get done Tiging each other.

Legolas: when will that be?

Pippin: just wait your turn!

Legolas: Its kind of Drafty like this.

Merry: enjoy the Breez

Meanwhile Frodo and Sam were talking More about POTC Boromire was busy stareing at Frodo Aragron was watching Merry and Pippin torucher ME! and Gandalf was still contimplating the opening words.

Frodo: You know Troy?

Sam: Oh yes that was a good Movie.

Frodo: Yes very Good very enjoyable though I didn't really like all the bloodyness it still was a good Movie.

Sam: Oh yes I like the Part when Achellies did that cool sword fighting moves.

Frodo: Yes That was cool.

Legolas: Not aloud to use the word Cool in Middle Earth laugnuage!

Frodo: Sorry Legolas. (who is still walking around on his knees with his pants off Merry and Pippin are laughing to themselfs)

Legolas: Thats it Im done playing! (stands up and pulls leggings back up and walks away turns and shouts) You Mellon Aqru! (The doors swing Open wide Gandalf looks at Legolas wide eyed and kind of angry Legolas looks at the doors that opened when he spoke)

Merry: Good Job Legolas you won.

Gandalf: all this time! (he grumbles we start to walk in when Frodo is grabed by some long sliming arm.Finally the Boys get to brake out the action Legolas shots his arrows at the Monster barly Missing the Swinging Frodo)

Frodo: Watch it Legolas!

Legolas: Sorry! (Aragron hacks off the arm holding him up and Boromire catches him we all run into the cave the Big Slimi blockes the entrences and Pippin Screams)

Gandalf: what is it!

Pippin: Im afread of the Dark whos there?!

Merry: Its me?

Pippin: Oh, then who is here? (feels something elses thats like a Leg)

Gandalf: Its me.

Pippin: who has there hand on my head?

Boromire: Sorry!

Pippin: who is Holding my hand?!

Sam: Sorry I was looking for something to Hold on to!

Pippin: whos standing on my foot is that?

Legolas: That would be mine (steps down on it even more now that he knows what he is standing on)

Pippin: Ouch you Jerk! Whos hand is on my sholder!?

Aragron: Sorry thats me.

Pippin: what is this Rally to Pippin when it gets dark?And touch him?

All the company: NO!

Pippin: Sure where is Frodo I think we need a light.

Gandalf: ( was fumbleing in the dark trying to get his light rock on his staff he finally got it when he lit it up they saw Boromire had Frodo in his arms with his hand over his mouth going to sneak away) Drop the Hobbit Boromire!

Boromire: (freezes and Drops Frodo)

Frodo: Ouch evil human ( kicks him in the shins gose back next to Sam)

Boromire: Ouch (Gandalf Makes Boromire walk next to him for being bad they walk on it was a Four Day Journey in that dark dreay Palace we walked up high steps and in tunnles and walked for 3 four hours deep into the Mines of Moria fallowing Gandalf.)

Aragron: Legolas you have to let me step on your Heal! (says getting Frustrated)

Legolas: Why should I let you do that?

Aragron: Because Im the Future King thats why ( he pokes Legolas in the back)

Legolas: Your not my king so I don't have to.

Aragron: (grals) I'll get you one of these days mark my words elvie! ( says wacking MY Hair on my back)

Legolas: No you won't your life isn't long enough for that (Aragron agian trys to step on Legolas thinking he is taking him off Gard but fails agian)

Aragron: (sneaks up behind Boromire and starts doing it to him)

Gandalf: will you all just shut up! (so for awhile about 10 minutes where were then Pippin began talking to Merry agian we finally got to our first resting Place. All The Fellowship tossed rocks into the whising well for the fun of it for awhile. Then Pippin shouted down it.)

Pippin: HELLOOOO ( he got an Echo) hey there is someone down there I wonder if they need help ( was going to jump in)

Merry: (stops him) No Pippin there is someone down there for a reason.

Pippin: Ok so I shouldn't throw myself it?

Merry: No and you can't swim.

Gandalf: (Roles his eyes) Ok everyone get some rest and Pippin can have the first watch to make sure no one comes out of the Hole alright? (everyone relaxs I won't lay on this cold dirty ground the place smelled like dead things so I didn't really fancy hard rock though Im sure some do.)

Legolas: (so we travled on for 3 days and nothing happened at the last day we heard Drumbs and came to an old Tomb Gimli's cousin His grave read. "Hear Lies Balin Son Of Fundin Lord Of Moria Rock on Lord In Peace!"he wailed so loud that he attracked the attintion of Nasty Goblins so we feld for are lives. They were so many and we were running for the Bridge of Kaza-dum they surrounded us they were on the cyeling and all around they stoped staring and sniffing at us and poking there pokers at us I strung a arrow to my string, Then we heard a Huge shaking sound. That luckly scared away the Orcs)

Boromire: What is this New Devilry? ( we heard a Trumpting sound along with a roar)

Gandalf: a Snuffaloveaguess call him Snuff for Short he is a Demon of the Angisent world ( he looks like a Huge Elephonet with big eye lashes and is really Hairy Like a Hairy Mamoath! I CAN'T SPELL OK IM SORRY! anyways he came trampling after them and he had tiny baby chicks running around his feet cheeping madly coming tords us) RUN! ( we all flee and run arcossed the Bridge Gandalf Beinging Older or slower lagged behind he did prove usefull in braking the Bridge with his staff Snuff reached his trunk up and pulled Gandalf down with him.) FLY F.( what ever he said was lost we ran out of there as the Chickes start throwing Candle wicks at us we ran untill we were out of range we sat down out of breath)

Boromire: (was crying) That was the weridest thing I have ever seen!

Sam: I don't think I'll ever get over that! (crys)

Pippin: ( was balling in Merry's sholder)

Frodo: ( walks of Dazed oh head he was a Victom of being stabed with one of the Orcs Spears but we didn't have time to worry about that as we were trying to save ourselfs)

Aragron: Ok Im the Leader now and we better get going.

Boromire: why are you the Leader.

Aragron: Because I said so and I said it first plus I know where Im going Now come on we have to get away before the Chickes come back. Frodo! ( he calls) Now March! ( as we walk Aragron agian trys his luck at my heal)

Legolas: Nice Try!

Aragron: you have to let my Im the Leader!

Legolas: I don't think so Aragron. You never took that bath like I told you to so there for I won't do anything you say or ask nor give you the amusment of tourching me.

Aragron: you Let Merry and Pippin ( says wining)

Legolas: There children and needed looking after Now Come On ( walks on everyone fallows)

Aragron: hey Im the Leader I say when we go.

Legolas: Then Hurry Up. ( Makes our way to Lorien and Aragron still aruges with me on the Leader role)