Two Towers Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
945
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0
Recommended:
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Chapter 11
Skipp Skip Bounce Skip Skip Skip Skip Bounce Bounce Bounce Leap twirl Leap Leap Skip skip skip skip skip Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Skip Skip Skip twirl Flip Flip Runs into some Legs.Pippin: *looks up and its Legolas glaresing down at him*
Legolas: Peregrin Took Stop skipping acrossed my storie and get back to your place! *he points tord Merry and the ents*
Pippin: *smiles sheepishly and goes back to Merry*
Legolas: *shakes his head* so anyways! The Men from Rohan sit on the walls and walk around waiting for the doom. As the Odds aren't really in there favore. Gandalf had gone to seek help from Another army and told Aragron to look for him on 5th day at dawn look to the east. So did this mean we'd be fighting for a whole week before Gandalf Got back and how do we really know he went to get anyone and he just left to come in right when the Battle is almost over and all hope his lost so he can leap in and look like some kind of a hero! *Looks over at Gimli* Right? *
Gimli:
Legolas: *Gimli wasn't there* GIMLI where are you?You'er suppose to be next to me!
Gimli: *hear a tolit flush from the side and he comes running out with toilt paper stuck to his boat* Sorry had to use the loo! Gosh can't a dwarf take a crap before the war?
Legolas: This isn't a war its just a battle and I suppose plus go wash your hands.
Gimli: Alright * walks away with the toilt paper draging behind him*
Legolas: AND for goodness Sakes Gimli take the paper off your foot *Rolls eyes*
Aragron: *trys to step on King Theodens Foot*
Theoden: *moves it* Stop it your a little old for these games aren't you?!
Aragron: Not untill I get to step on someones heal!
Gandalf: *from where ever he is* Aragron is a shmoe!* Gandalf's voice can only be heard in Aragron's ear* *snickers*
Aragron: did you hear that? * he says suddenly wondering away looking for the voice*
Theoden: *is afread for Gondor if that is there king he keeps that to himself*
Aragron: *comes over to me* Legolas did you hear someone say my name and invite me to have some smores?
Legolas: No Aragron I think your just getting pre Battle gitters come I'll help you put on your chain mail as I know if I don't you'll put it on back words or get your hair caught in it!
Aragron: I do not!
Legolas: Come on now don't fight me * says pulling him off tord the dressing chambers*
Gimli: *toddles after them*
Gimli: Whats up with the word Toddles?!
Legolas: I don't know it just reminds me of something a Dwarve Might do since you wear such tight pants and meatle all the time.
Gimli: Dwarves don't toddle
Legolas: Fine then you waddle
Gimli: No Hobbits waddle we just stalk
Legolas: You can't stalk your to short fine then you scurrie like a squrril No Squrrils are much to fast.and you can't lumber I think Toddles best says it.
Gimli: *sighs*
Frodo had waved to some people wondering in the forest and they rushed over to them and sarrowed them pointing bows and arrows at them. Frodo gave them all big cute looks and they lowered there bows and Faramir burst in and steped on Frodo's foot.
Frodo: OUCH Great Grape Gravey watch were your walking My foot was standing there bub!*he says holding is foot*
Faramri: My Biggest sorrys to you!* he bows* Anyways what are you who are you were are you why are you here in the Lands near Mordor.
Gard #11234: ARe they elves!
Faramir: No way there much to small look at there hairy feet and there faceses aren't elven like Elves are said to be beauitful and these things are just cute like kittens look they have pointy ears. Plus Elves don't travle so near Mordor now a days do they I believe these two little Runts are Spys of Apple Sauces!
Gard: 15,6000: Apple Sauces Sr?
Faramir: Opps I mean Saroun, I must be hungry and ways so what do you say short ones?
Frodo: *looks Faramir over and he remined him of a much better looking younger smater Boromir* Well we aren't spys and our bussiness is our own. Elves may travle these Roads now good sr as much of the world is changeing since the up roar again of the enemy of all enemys so stand a side and let me and my compainon pass this is none of your beez wax what we are doing out here!
Faramir: I don't think so what are your names and where did you come from if you don't answer I'll have to kill you.
Frodo: Well if you put it that way. WE are hobbits of the Shire we set out from Rivendell with 7 compaions! 2 were My Kin Pippin my 2nd couins once removed on my mother side. Then Merry my 1st cousin on my mothers side. Then there was One we lost in Moria poor Gandalf. Then an Elf Legolas He was Prince Or Mirkwood.Gimli he was a Dwarve of the Lonely Mt son of Gloin.Then there was Me and there was Sam *pats Sam standing next to him* Then Aragron Son of Arathorn! and Bill The Pony. I think thats about it.
Sam: *nudges him*
Frodo: Oh yeah and Boromir sun of Gondor!
Faramri: (ingores the fact frodo can't spell) Jumpin Raisens! Boromir you know Boromir OH He is my Brother hahaha cool. But why are you away from them now what brought you into my arms?
Frodo: Many things that I can not say at this moment Im getting tired of all these questions and Im hungry
Sam: Yeah so will you do something or just get of our way and stop thinking we killed your brother cause we didn't yeah Right Frodo can't even stand on his own two feet let alone kill a mighty worrier like your brother!
Frodo: Thanks Sam
Sam: Just the turth
Faramir: Very well we will take you to our secrat hide out but first we must blind folded you can't be to carefull around here no matter how cute one is. *They pick up the little hobbits and cover there eyes and carry them under there arms like scaks.* Snorkling Socks Hobbits from the old stories that we called halfings.
Blind Folded Frodo: Its Hobbits we'd reather be called hobbits as we aren't really have grown being small is just our make up.
Blinded Sam: And watch out for sky diving french fries! * he whispers to Faramri*
Faramri: AHHH where!
Hobbits: *laughs*
Faramri: AH snickering pickle seeds! don't do that! *he says taking a breath. and walking on*
Legolas: Peregrin Took Stop skipping acrossed my storie and get back to your place! *he points tord Merry and the ents*
Pippin: *smiles sheepishly and goes back to Merry*
Legolas: *shakes his head* so anyways! The Men from Rohan sit on the walls and walk around waiting for the doom. As the Odds aren't really in there favore. Gandalf had gone to seek help from Another army and told Aragron to look for him on 5th day at dawn look to the east. So did this mean we'd be fighting for a whole week before Gandalf Got back and how do we really know he went to get anyone and he just left to come in right when the Battle is almost over and all hope his lost so he can leap in and look like some kind of a hero! *Looks over at Gimli* Right? *
Gimli:
Legolas: *Gimli wasn't there* GIMLI where are you?You'er suppose to be next to me!
Gimli: *hear a tolit flush from the side and he comes running out with toilt paper stuck to his boat* Sorry had to use the loo! Gosh can't a dwarf take a crap before the war?
Legolas: This isn't a war its just a battle and I suppose plus go wash your hands.
Gimli: Alright * walks away with the toilt paper draging behind him*
Legolas: AND for goodness Sakes Gimli take the paper off your foot *Rolls eyes*
Aragron: *trys to step on King Theodens Foot*
Theoden: *moves it* Stop it your a little old for these games aren't you?!
Aragron: Not untill I get to step on someones heal!
Gandalf: *from where ever he is* Aragron is a shmoe!* Gandalf's voice can only be heard in Aragron's ear* *snickers*
Aragron: did you hear that? * he says suddenly wondering away looking for the voice*
Theoden: *is afread for Gondor if that is there king he keeps that to himself*
Aragron: *comes over to me* Legolas did you hear someone say my name and invite me to have some smores?
Legolas: No Aragron I think your just getting pre Battle gitters come I'll help you put on your chain mail as I know if I don't you'll put it on back words or get your hair caught in it!
Aragron: I do not!
Legolas: Come on now don't fight me * says pulling him off tord the dressing chambers*
Gimli: *toddles after them*
Gimli: Whats up with the word Toddles?!
Legolas: I don't know it just reminds me of something a Dwarve Might do since you wear such tight pants and meatle all the time.
Gimli: Dwarves don't toddle
Legolas: Fine then you waddle
Gimli: No Hobbits waddle we just stalk
Legolas: You can't stalk your to short fine then you scurrie like a squrril No Squrrils are much to fast.and you can't lumber I think Toddles best says it.
Gimli: *sighs*
Frodo had waved to some people wondering in the forest and they rushed over to them and sarrowed them pointing bows and arrows at them. Frodo gave them all big cute looks and they lowered there bows and Faramir burst in and steped on Frodo's foot.
Frodo: OUCH Great Grape Gravey watch were your walking My foot was standing there bub!*he says holding is foot*
Faramri: My Biggest sorrys to you!* he bows* Anyways what are you who are you were are you why are you here in the Lands near Mordor.
Gard #11234: ARe they elves!
Faramir: No way there much to small look at there hairy feet and there faceses aren't elven like Elves are said to be beauitful and these things are just cute like kittens look they have pointy ears. Plus Elves don't travle so near Mordor now a days do they I believe these two little Runts are Spys of Apple Sauces!
Gard: 15,6000: Apple Sauces Sr?
Faramir: Opps I mean Saroun, I must be hungry and ways so what do you say short ones?
Frodo: *looks Faramir over and he remined him of a much better looking younger smater Boromir* Well we aren't spys and our bussiness is our own. Elves may travle these Roads now good sr as much of the world is changeing since the up roar again of the enemy of all enemys so stand a side and let me and my compainon pass this is none of your beez wax what we are doing out here!
Faramir: I don't think so what are your names and where did you come from if you don't answer I'll have to kill you.
Frodo: Well if you put it that way. WE are hobbits of the Shire we set out from Rivendell with 7 compaions! 2 were My Kin Pippin my 2nd couins once removed on my mother side. Then Merry my 1st cousin on my mothers side. Then there was One we lost in Moria poor Gandalf. Then an Elf Legolas He was Prince Or Mirkwood.Gimli he was a Dwarve of the Lonely Mt son of Gloin.Then there was Me and there was Sam *pats Sam standing next to him* Then Aragron Son of Arathorn! and Bill The Pony. I think thats about it.
Sam: *nudges him*
Frodo: Oh yeah and Boromir sun of Gondor!
Faramri: (ingores the fact frodo can't spell) Jumpin Raisens! Boromir you know Boromir OH He is my Brother hahaha cool. But why are you away from them now what brought you into my arms?
Frodo: Many things that I can not say at this moment Im getting tired of all these questions and Im hungry
Sam: Yeah so will you do something or just get of our way and stop thinking we killed your brother cause we didn't yeah Right Frodo can't even stand on his own two feet let alone kill a mighty worrier like your brother!
Frodo: Thanks Sam
Sam: Just the turth
Faramir: Very well we will take you to our secrat hide out but first we must blind folded you can't be to carefull around here no matter how cute one is. *They pick up the little hobbits and cover there eyes and carry them under there arms like scaks.* Snorkling Socks Hobbits from the old stories that we called halfings.
Blind Folded Frodo: Its Hobbits we'd reather be called hobbits as we aren't really have grown being small is just our make up.
Blinded Sam: And watch out for sky diving french fries! * he whispers to Faramri*
Faramri: AHHH where!
Hobbits: *laughs*
Faramri: AH snickering pickle seeds! don't do that! *he says taking a breath. and walking on*