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14
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Chapter 9
Legolas: (Frodo wakes up to Rivendell or the white cyeling Not befor he saw Elrond in a dream or so he thought. They were taken to Rivendell By GLORIFINDLE! Yeah Rock on My Brother!)
Glorifindle: Thank you Im glad I could help (smiles his blonde hair blows back in a breez all girls swoon over him)
Legolas: (frowns) Maybe there is only room for one Main Blonde elf in this story. Then agian this is how Tolkien had it anyaways! Frodo wakes up and Gandalf tells him about some news but won't tell him everything cause he want to be difficulte then Sam runs in and Is Happy to see that Frodo is ok.
Sam: Mr Frodo are you ok?
Frodo: Yes they only stabed me with a rubber Knife.
Sam: (pats his hand Frodo was still a little Delirouse. Sam shakes his head thinking. Poor Mr Frodo) Well Im glad to see your up and ok Now.
Frodo: Thank you Sam dear I mean Dear Sam. (smiles at him)
Legolas: So Bal bal bal bal bal (Look here comes a white horse and whom is upon it its ME comes rideing through The Gates of Rivendell Dressed in my silvery Robes my Golden hair flowing behind me. Riding Bareback as its suppose to be Elves of Mirkwood don't ride with Sattles! Anyways I come in now finally after that long time Im in the story. Not really yet. So we will Leap Far a head to the part where I come in at the Conclle of Elrond we don't need to see Arwen and Aragron Making Out ok!)
Gandalf: (turns to Legolas at the conclle speaking and bragging about how good a Garud the Mirkwood Elves are.)
Legolas: (fumbles with his long slidder fingers)
Gandalf: Oh No what is it?
Legolas: (looks up) HUH Nothing I didn't do anything I swear! ( says leaping up) Have you heard Nothing Lord Elrond Just said the Ring MUST BE DESTROYED BOROMRIE YOU NIFF!
Boromire: ( looks scared at his sudden out burst)
Elrond: Legolas we haven't gotten to that part yet.
Legolas: (smiles sheepishly sits back down) Oh Im sorry what did you ask me Gandalf?
Gandalf: I said Gollum is safe in the Dongens of the Palace of Northern Mirkwood Right?!
Legolas: (avoiding the Answer) This is no Mere Ranger this is Aragron Son of Arathorn you Owe Him your alleginces!
Boromire: (shakes his head then rubes it from the ache)
Gandalf: ( takes Legolas by the throught) If you avoid my question one more time you won't be able to avoid anything agian!
Frodo: (snickers knew he'd get back at Legolas for stealing his Game Boy don't mess with people who are friends with Wizaords you know!)
Elrond: Gandalf please be pationte with The Elf Prince let him go I won't have you killing any of the Royal Family of Thranduil!
Gandalf: (rolls his eyes) why not he is useless!
Elrond: Gandalf even the wiseded can't see all ends Legolas may yet have a part to play befor this is over! Now let him go!
Gandalf: FINE ( lets go of his grip and strightens up a bit) NOW is Gollum safe or isn't he?
Legolas: (shivers in fear) NO He isn't alright we let him go I mean he ecsaped we would let him Out sometimes because we don't like keeping people in jail to long so we let him out for a sniff of air I was sent to tell these tidings.
Gandalf: YOU LET A PRISONER HAVE A SNIFF OF AIR! (the whole place shakes and turns black starts speaking the Black speach then gose into commin speach the place lightens up) You good for nothing Mirkwood stupid elves! Im going to kill you!
Bilbo: (whispers to Frodo) I think he needs a smoke Brake.
Frodo: I agree.
Elrond: Gandalf don't kill the messanger. Besides we have other things now to worry about! (So the counclle gose on and on and The Dwarfs get mad cause we weren't so nice to there Leaders but Dwarfs are hairy so you can't blame us! So the Forgeing of the 9 walkers agenst the Nine Ridders was set up we became the Fellowship of the ring the names and Persons are.!Elrond sounds like he is a game show host giveing out Grand prizes)
#1. Samwise Gamgee The Brave Stout Hearted! Frodo's Faithfull Servent and the best Gardener IN the Shire his Quote is."Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee and I don't mean to!" He has many good quiltys He can Cook! He is exsllant with Rope and will prove usefull with a sword! (Sam comes out and crosses his arms with a huge pack on his back) Loves to Surf and be with Frodo
#2. Next we Have Frodo Baggins He dosen't have many uses he just carries the Ring Though he is a very good looking hobbit with big blue eyes and a Cute face that helps him get through in life. Also he is very wise He can think and speak better then he can in actions such as fighting he can't really fight to well thats why there is a 8 people to protect him.Anyways he will prove Most Vallent in the end! won't he? ( Frodo walks out frowning at Elrond who smiles cheesy at him) He Loves to Surf and eat Mushrooms.Being with Sam as well!
#3. NEXT Is MERRY BRANDYBUCK! Is Frodo's Cousin and really good Friend and refussed to stay behind! He is also a good looking Hobbit though he is good at throwing Rocks and Slicing off heads he is a fisty young Hobbit with sharp blue eyes! Also is Top Notc on Hobbit Smoke Lure! He is the Master of it actually anyways(He comes out smiling and waveing) He enjoys Pipe smoking Spending time with Pippin and Sruffing
#4. Here we have Pippin Took Frodo's 2nd cousin ONCE removed on his mothers side it says so in the Movie if you don't believe me go watch it and you'll see Its ONCE Removed alright for thouse who always think its twice! Anyways he is a cute big green eyed Hobbit who is also good a rock throwing. Is coming along cause Merry is. Pippin: I AM NOT! Im coming cause I care about Frodo, Sush anyways( since he is already out don't need to say anymore.) he enjoys leasherly sitting by the pool smoking Pipe weed with Merry and Surffing.
#5.Gimli!!!! The Dwarf He is a Mad Aressed Swing with his Axes he could chop down a whole army of orcs by himself if he was aloud sturdy and trusty he won't rust in the Rain either! (Legolas: alrighty Then Elrond! Elrond: Sorry anyways) His hot temper will make sure that NO Orc gets near Frodo. He also enjoys long walks on the beach and splunking in caves!
#6. Boromire Is only coming because he secratly has a crush on the Ring!Or the ring has a crush on him you desided, also he thinks Hobbits are pretty thats a secrat as well shhh! Boromire: NOW Its not secrat!) Elrond: (laughs they aren't paying me any mind anyways) Boromir also carries a Big Horn and will blow it when there is trouble also a sheild that will come in Handy when they go up the Snowy Mountien. Boromir enjoys swimming eatting and watching Middle Earth Football!
#7. Aragorn is also joinning this team because he is good with a sword and knows the lay of the land. Also is the King and Gandalf hopes to Trick him into going to Gondor sometime so they can have a kinG agian and get rid of the psyhco Denethor! He likes Frodo too cause Aragon is a nice guy! Though he smells like Cornchips and is chasing after My daughter he is still a good fellow. (Comes out smiling and waveing stands next to Boromir who moves away a bit) He enjoys sleeping outside looking at the stars thinking of Arwen and running around in the Mud and Rain!
#8. Gandalf The wizaord because he is the Leader and knows his way around Middle Earth and knows alot and like Frodo too! he has a staff with powers in it though he hardly ever uses them cause he isn't aloud! (Comes walking out stands on the otherside of Boromire) He enjoys Golf reading up on Tolkien and relaxing in his relconer in his big wizorad tower that no one knows about that has lots of Modren day conveinces and technolgy! ( Frodo: Tech NO what Elrond: He is a wizord I don't know ok! Frodo: alrighty and your not even saying Wizaord Right. Elrond: Neather are you. ANYWAYS!)
#9. LEGOLAS BEST FOR LAST! (Elrond: he typed that I didn't) Legolas: you did to! (Elrond ok anyways) He's coming along cause Im getting back at Gandalf for some pranks he pulled on me.Also he is a squar shot with his bow and arrows and has really good eye sight! Also to reprsent his people for the elves!Also cause he really isn't all that bad of a fellow! Sure he is mesytroys and No one really knows what he looks like or what his Back ground is that dosen't matter Legolas is coming anyways cause he is a Prince and he wants to and this is his Story and Tolkien had Legolas come and he isn't all that bad and so Legolas will be coming along to complate the 9 walkers! (Legolas walks out smiling and waving and Fans scream and cry and pass out and laugh) Legolas Enjoys Surffing spending time with Friends and Playing in the trees and Practiceing his Bow and Arrow alot so watch out for that! (Ok Legolas you can take over agian Im tired of this!)
Legolas: (Alrighty and so Elrond gave us his Blessing and we set out for Mordor going to the Left as I heard Gandalf whisper to Frodo.)
Boromire: AHHH will you stop that! (says as Aragron steps on the back of Boromire's heal agian.)
Aragron: Flat Tire hahahaha! (he laughs) Sorry (walks on a couple Minutes Later) Flate Tire! (steps on the back of Frodo's heal)
Frodo: Ouch I don't even have any shoes ON you big Meanie!
Aragron: Oh Im sorry! (comes up behind Gandalf lefts his foot)
Gandalf: If you so much as think of steping on my 200 doller heal I'll brake your toe Aragron!
Aragron: Alright Im sorry sheesh!
Pippin: when did your name change to Aragron?
Aragron: I think cause Legolas desided it was time to call me Aragron instead now.
Pippin: Oh (looks at Legolas who walks quitly next to Frodo)
Legolas: Actually if I had it my way I'd call you Aracorn (smiles at Aragron)
Aragron: (trys to step on the back of Legolas's heal but Legolas is always to quick and pulls his foot up just as Aragron gose to step on it. Merry and Pippin watch with amusement for awhile)
Sam: (Leads Bill the Pony though it wasn't wise to Bring Him) Come on ol Boy (feeds Bill a carrot)
Legolas: (so the fellowship walks on for most the day Finally get out of Rivendell and Boromire Blows his horn to anounce there sercat exit!)
Aragron: You Dumb ares!
Boromire: Im not going to leave like we are doing this in secrat!
Gandalf: this is suppose to be a secrat if you can't behave we will just leave you behind!
Boromire: Yes Gandalf! Sorry Sr
Aragron: (rolls his eyes They walk untill they come to this rockie Place with small black trees and there is a Mouniten behind us and then the gap of Rhoan as well and Gandalf said we could rest there I stood alone away from the Mortals I was here for my people. Besides I didn't think anyone liked me anyways I stood looking off with my arms crossed)
Gimli: BOO! (sneaks up behind me)
Legolas: (turns around in fright punching Gimli in the face) OH Im sorry I thought you where an Orc
Gimli: (holds his brused nose his eyes watering) You have a Mad swing (sounds like a chipmunk with his hand over his nose)
Legolas: Thank you I practices with lots of Kick Boxing (Dose a side kick and kicks Gimli back down the rock not meaning to) O MY GOSH Im so sorry!(Gimli Rolls and Lands Next to Gandalf who looks up at Legolas)
Gandalf: Stop picking on the Dwarf behave yourself up there! (actually Legolas wasn't that High up Gandalf just didn't have that good of sight Legolas comes down.)
Legolas: I didn't mean to are you alright Gimli.
Gimli: Yes Yes fine just mind your distince ok (he says moving away a bit now he sees why Dwarfs don't hang around with Elves.)
Legolas: (sighs then sees some black crows coming from 5 legths away no one else can see them) HIDE SPYS from Dublen! (They all duck behind rocks and under trees they wait for 2 hours and finally the Birds sweep over they were beinging to think Legolas was Crazy but the birds did not make a lier out of Legolas thank goodness.)
Gimli: Keen eye Legolas ( he says aproveingly)
Aragron: Yes I don't think I'll ever beable to strighten my legs agian though ( he had bent down to hide under a rock with Frodo and stayed as still as he could. The Hobbits had all fallen asleep)
Gandalf: Yes same here ( says he dose manage to strighen up with lots of craking and popping) Well we better get a Move on who feels like walking in the mountiens well if not thats how we are going for Now get the children awake we are heading out! (So we woke the Hobbits and walked up the snowy path I laughed at everyone cause I could walk on the snow they were all shivering and stuck in the deep snow I just skipted around on it they mummbled t themselfs)
Legolas: hahaha you all look so funny. Im glad I don't have to be stuck like you! (hahahaha)
Aragron: (frowns and chucks a snow ball at Legolas head and he flips bac and lands face first in the snow not pressing into it more like on top of it) OH Darn he didn't get stuck!
Legolas: Ouch you Little Imatuer! ( leaps up and tackles Aragron!)
Merry: I wonder who is more Crazy Legolas or Aragron?
Pippin: My Money is on Legolas.
Sam: Same here! (They go wressling around Legolas being a stronger older stronger elf who was quicker and had a lot more exsprince Picks up Aragron over his head and looks as if he is going to throw Aragon off the cliff. Meanwhile Frodo and Sam are sleding on Boromir's sheild)
Gandalf: Put the Aragron Down Legolas he didn't mean it did you Aragron.
Aragron: Of course I did (Gandalf wacks him in the head) Oh NO I didn't Im sorry your Majisty!
Legolas: (frowns and drops Aragron in the snow instead)
Gandalf: Thats a Good Legolas. (Helps Aragron up) Ok so the snow way didn't work Frodo what do you think we should do now?
Frodo: (is selding back down tords Moria so he didn't answer Sam was with him Boromir was chaseing after them yelling)
Gandalf: Moria it is then.(The rest of them come back down Legolas carries Merry and Pippin through the snow who where more then happy to be carried by the guy who beat up Aragron.)
Legolas: and we will be back After this short long Commricel Brake Stay Tooned for the Mines of Moria!
Glorifindle: Thank you Im glad I could help (smiles his blonde hair blows back in a breez all girls swoon over him)
Legolas: (frowns) Maybe there is only room for one Main Blonde elf in this story. Then agian this is how Tolkien had it anyaways! Frodo wakes up and Gandalf tells him about some news but won't tell him everything cause he want to be difficulte then Sam runs in and Is Happy to see that Frodo is ok.
Sam: Mr Frodo are you ok?
Frodo: Yes they only stabed me with a rubber Knife.
Sam: (pats his hand Frodo was still a little Delirouse. Sam shakes his head thinking. Poor Mr Frodo) Well Im glad to see your up and ok Now.
Frodo: Thank you Sam dear I mean Dear Sam. (smiles at him)
Legolas: So Bal bal bal bal bal (Look here comes a white horse and whom is upon it its ME comes rideing through The Gates of Rivendell Dressed in my silvery Robes my Golden hair flowing behind me. Riding Bareback as its suppose to be Elves of Mirkwood don't ride with Sattles! Anyways I come in now finally after that long time Im in the story. Not really yet. So we will Leap Far a head to the part where I come in at the Conclle of Elrond we don't need to see Arwen and Aragron Making Out ok!)
Gandalf: (turns to Legolas at the conclle speaking and bragging about how good a Garud the Mirkwood Elves are.)
Legolas: (fumbles with his long slidder fingers)
Gandalf: Oh No what is it?
Legolas: (looks up) HUH Nothing I didn't do anything I swear! ( says leaping up) Have you heard Nothing Lord Elrond Just said the Ring MUST BE DESTROYED BOROMRIE YOU NIFF!
Boromire: ( looks scared at his sudden out burst)
Elrond: Legolas we haven't gotten to that part yet.
Legolas: (smiles sheepishly sits back down) Oh Im sorry what did you ask me Gandalf?
Gandalf: I said Gollum is safe in the Dongens of the Palace of Northern Mirkwood Right?!
Legolas: (avoiding the Answer) This is no Mere Ranger this is Aragron Son of Arathorn you Owe Him your alleginces!
Boromire: (shakes his head then rubes it from the ache)
Gandalf: ( takes Legolas by the throught) If you avoid my question one more time you won't be able to avoid anything agian!
Frodo: (snickers knew he'd get back at Legolas for stealing his Game Boy don't mess with people who are friends with Wizaords you know!)
Elrond: Gandalf please be pationte with The Elf Prince let him go I won't have you killing any of the Royal Family of Thranduil!
Gandalf: (rolls his eyes) why not he is useless!
Elrond: Gandalf even the wiseded can't see all ends Legolas may yet have a part to play befor this is over! Now let him go!
Gandalf: FINE ( lets go of his grip and strightens up a bit) NOW is Gollum safe or isn't he?
Legolas: (shivers in fear) NO He isn't alright we let him go I mean he ecsaped we would let him Out sometimes because we don't like keeping people in jail to long so we let him out for a sniff of air I was sent to tell these tidings.
Gandalf: YOU LET A PRISONER HAVE A SNIFF OF AIR! (the whole place shakes and turns black starts speaking the Black speach then gose into commin speach the place lightens up) You good for nothing Mirkwood stupid elves! Im going to kill you!
Bilbo: (whispers to Frodo) I think he needs a smoke Brake.
Frodo: I agree.
Elrond: Gandalf don't kill the messanger. Besides we have other things now to worry about! (So the counclle gose on and on and The Dwarfs get mad cause we weren't so nice to there Leaders but Dwarfs are hairy so you can't blame us! So the Forgeing of the 9 walkers agenst the Nine Ridders was set up we became the Fellowship of the ring the names and Persons are.!Elrond sounds like he is a game show host giveing out Grand prizes)
#1. Samwise Gamgee The Brave Stout Hearted! Frodo's Faithfull Servent and the best Gardener IN the Shire his Quote is."Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee and I don't mean to!" He has many good quiltys He can Cook! He is exsllant with Rope and will prove usefull with a sword! (Sam comes out and crosses his arms with a huge pack on his back) Loves to Surf and be with Frodo
#2. Next we Have Frodo Baggins He dosen't have many uses he just carries the Ring Though he is a very good looking hobbit with big blue eyes and a Cute face that helps him get through in life. Also he is very wise He can think and speak better then he can in actions such as fighting he can't really fight to well thats why there is a 8 people to protect him.Anyways he will prove Most Vallent in the end! won't he? ( Frodo walks out frowning at Elrond who smiles cheesy at him) He Loves to Surf and eat Mushrooms.Being with Sam as well!
#3. NEXT Is MERRY BRANDYBUCK! Is Frodo's Cousin and really good Friend and refussed to stay behind! He is also a good looking Hobbit though he is good at throwing Rocks and Slicing off heads he is a fisty young Hobbit with sharp blue eyes! Also is Top Notc on Hobbit Smoke Lure! He is the Master of it actually anyways(He comes out smiling and waveing) He enjoys Pipe smoking Spending time with Pippin and Sruffing
#4. Here we have Pippin Took Frodo's 2nd cousin ONCE removed on his mothers side it says so in the Movie if you don't believe me go watch it and you'll see Its ONCE Removed alright for thouse who always think its twice! Anyways he is a cute big green eyed Hobbit who is also good a rock throwing. Is coming along cause Merry is. Pippin: I AM NOT! Im coming cause I care about Frodo, Sush anyways( since he is already out don't need to say anymore.) he enjoys leasherly sitting by the pool smoking Pipe weed with Merry and Surffing.
#5.Gimli!!!! The Dwarf He is a Mad Aressed Swing with his Axes he could chop down a whole army of orcs by himself if he was aloud sturdy and trusty he won't rust in the Rain either! (Legolas: alrighty Then Elrond! Elrond: Sorry anyways) His hot temper will make sure that NO Orc gets near Frodo. He also enjoys long walks on the beach and splunking in caves!
#6. Boromire Is only coming because he secratly has a crush on the Ring!Or the ring has a crush on him you desided, also he thinks Hobbits are pretty thats a secrat as well shhh! Boromire: NOW Its not secrat!) Elrond: (laughs they aren't paying me any mind anyways) Boromir also carries a Big Horn and will blow it when there is trouble also a sheild that will come in Handy when they go up the Snowy Mountien. Boromir enjoys swimming eatting and watching Middle Earth Football!
#7. Aragorn is also joinning this team because he is good with a sword and knows the lay of the land. Also is the King and Gandalf hopes to Trick him into going to Gondor sometime so they can have a kinG agian and get rid of the psyhco Denethor! He likes Frodo too cause Aragon is a nice guy! Though he smells like Cornchips and is chasing after My daughter he is still a good fellow. (Comes out smiling and waveing stands next to Boromir who moves away a bit) He enjoys sleeping outside looking at the stars thinking of Arwen and running around in the Mud and Rain!
#8. Gandalf The wizaord because he is the Leader and knows his way around Middle Earth and knows alot and like Frodo too! he has a staff with powers in it though he hardly ever uses them cause he isn't aloud! (Comes walking out stands on the otherside of Boromire) He enjoys Golf reading up on Tolkien and relaxing in his relconer in his big wizorad tower that no one knows about that has lots of Modren day conveinces and technolgy! ( Frodo: Tech NO what Elrond: He is a wizord I don't know ok! Frodo: alrighty and your not even saying Wizaord Right. Elrond: Neather are you. ANYWAYS!)
#9. LEGOLAS BEST FOR LAST! (Elrond: he typed that I didn't) Legolas: you did to! (Elrond ok anyways) He's coming along cause Im getting back at Gandalf for some pranks he pulled on me.Also he is a squar shot with his bow and arrows and has really good eye sight! Also to reprsent his people for the elves!Also cause he really isn't all that bad of a fellow! Sure he is mesytroys and No one really knows what he looks like or what his Back ground is that dosen't matter Legolas is coming anyways cause he is a Prince and he wants to and this is his Story and Tolkien had Legolas come and he isn't all that bad and so Legolas will be coming along to complate the 9 walkers! (Legolas walks out smiling and waving and Fans scream and cry and pass out and laugh) Legolas Enjoys Surffing spending time with Friends and Playing in the trees and Practiceing his Bow and Arrow alot so watch out for that! (Ok Legolas you can take over agian Im tired of this!)
Legolas: (Alrighty and so Elrond gave us his Blessing and we set out for Mordor going to the Left as I heard Gandalf whisper to Frodo.)
Boromire: AHHH will you stop that! (says as Aragron steps on the back of Boromire's heal agian.)
Aragron: Flat Tire hahahaha! (he laughs) Sorry (walks on a couple Minutes Later) Flate Tire! (steps on the back of Frodo's heal)
Frodo: Ouch I don't even have any shoes ON you big Meanie!
Aragron: Oh Im sorry! (comes up behind Gandalf lefts his foot)
Gandalf: If you so much as think of steping on my 200 doller heal I'll brake your toe Aragron!
Aragron: Alright Im sorry sheesh!
Pippin: when did your name change to Aragron?
Aragron: I think cause Legolas desided it was time to call me Aragron instead now.
Pippin: Oh (looks at Legolas who walks quitly next to Frodo)
Legolas: Actually if I had it my way I'd call you Aracorn (smiles at Aragron)
Aragron: (trys to step on the back of Legolas's heal but Legolas is always to quick and pulls his foot up just as Aragron gose to step on it. Merry and Pippin watch with amusement for awhile)
Sam: (Leads Bill the Pony though it wasn't wise to Bring Him) Come on ol Boy (feeds Bill a carrot)
Legolas: (so the fellowship walks on for most the day Finally get out of Rivendell and Boromire Blows his horn to anounce there sercat exit!)
Aragron: You Dumb ares!
Boromire: Im not going to leave like we are doing this in secrat!
Gandalf: this is suppose to be a secrat if you can't behave we will just leave you behind!
Boromire: Yes Gandalf! Sorry Sr
Aragron: (rolls his eyes They walk untill they come to this rockie Place with small black trees and there is a Mouniten behind us and then the gap of Rhoan as well and Gandalf said we could rest there I stood alone away from the Mortals I was here for my people. Besides I didn't think anyone liked me anyways I stood looking off with my arms crossed)
Gimli: BOO! (sneaks up behind me)
Legolas: (turns around in fright punching Gimli in the face) OH Im sorry I thought you where an Orc
Gimli: (holds his brused nose his eyes watering) You have a Mad swing (sounds like a chipmunk with his hand over his nose)
Legolas: Thank you I practices with lots of Kick Boxing (Dose a side kick and kicks Gimli back down the rock not meaning to) O MY GOSH Im so sorry!(Gimli Rolls and Lands Next to Gandalf who looks up at Legolas)
Gandalf: Stop picking on the Dwarf behave yourself up there! (actually Legolas wasn't that High up Gandalf just didn't have that good of sight Legolas comes down.)
Legolas: I didn't mean to are you alright Gimli.
Gimli: Yes Yes fine just mind your distince ok (he says moving away a bit now he sees why Dwarfs don't hang around with Elves.)
Legolas: (sighs then sees some black crows coming from 5 legths away no one else can see them) HIDE SPYS from Dublen! (They all duck behind rocks and under trees they wait for 2 hours and finally the Birds sweep over they were beinging to think Legolas was Crazy but the birds did not make a lier out of Legolas thank goodness.)
Gimli: Keen eye Legolas ( he says aproveingly)
Aragron: Yes I don't think I'll ever beable to strighten my legs agian though ( he had bent down to hide under a rock with Frodo and stayed as still as he could. The Hobbits had all fallen asleep)
Gandalf: Yes same here ( says he dose manage to strighen up with lots of craking and popping) Well we better get a Move on who feels like walking in the mountiens well if not thats how we are going for Now get the children awake we are heading out! (So we woke the Hobbits and walked up the snowy path I laughed at everyone cause I could walk on the snow they were all shivering and stuck in the deep snow I just skipted around on it they mummbled t themselfs)
Legolas: hahaha you all look so funny. Im glad I don't have to be stuck like you! (hahahaha)
Aragron: (frowns and chucks a snow ball at Legolas head and he flips bac and lands face first in the snow not pressing into it more like on top of it) OH Darn he didn't get stuck!
Legolas: Ouch you Little Imatuer! ( leaps up and tackles Aragron!)
Merry: I wonder who is more Crazy Legolas or Aragron?
Pippin: My Money is on Legolas.
Sam: Same here! (They go wressling around Legolas being a stronger older stronger elf who was quicker and had a lot more exsprince Picks up Aragron over his head and looks as if he is going to throw Aragon off the cliff. Meanwhile Frodo and Sam are sleding on Boromir's sheild)
Gandalf: Put the Aragron Down Legolas he didn't mean it did you Aragron.
Aragron: Of course I did (Gandalf wacks him in the head) Oh NO I didn't Im sorry your Majisty!
Legolas: (frowns and drops Aragron in the snow instead)
Gandalf: Thats a Good Legolas. (Helps Aragron up) Ok so the snow way didn't work Frodo what do you think we should do now?
Frodo: (is selding back down tords Moria so he didn't answer Sam was with him Boromir was chaseing after them yelling)
Gandalf: Moria it is then.(The rest of them come back down Legolas carries Merry and Pippin through the snow who where more then happy to be carried by the guy who beat up Aragron.)
Legolas: and we will be back After this short long Commricel Brake Stay Tooned for the Mines of Moria!