Bird's First Homely Karaoke Bar
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-Multi-Age › Het - Male/Female
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Category:
-Multi-Age › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
881
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Hot Ass Elves
Bird steps onto the stage and approaches the mike. "Ahem, I have a song I would like to sing for all present tonight! Don't Hesitate to sing along!"
Clears throat and begins to sing as the music starts.
"Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Hot ASS Elves
You make the Tolkien world go round
Hey I was just a boring lass
Never had no good ass
Hairy human guys all around me
Left alone one night with Legolas
Oh, He has such a sexy ass
Hey blonde elf you made a bad girl out of me
Hey hey!
I’ve been wrecking havoc with my band
Across the forest across the land
I seen ev’ry hairy human on the way
But their smell and their style
Kind of disgusted me after a while
Take me to them dirty elves every time
Oh, take me to a talan tonight
To do Haldir by the red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Hot ASS Elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Hot ASS Elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Hey listen here
Now the Twins like to double up
And Thranny likes to dominate
Erestor and Glorfy are into voyeur (I tell you)
Oh I’ve got the greatest pleasure
Oh I’ve got my greatest treasure
Damn! Hot ASS Elves you gonna make a bad girl out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Hot ASS elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Hot ASS Elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Get out your arrows and aim!
Oooh yeah them hot ass elves
Hot ass elves
Yeah yeah yeah
Hot ass elves
Yes yes"
Bows before the cheering crowd, and catches Haldir's eye. He mouths "my talan, ten minutes" and winks at her.
Clears throat and begins to sing as the music starts.
"Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Hot ASS Elves
You make the Tolkien world go round
Hey I was just a boring lass
Never had no good ass
Hairy human guys all around me
Left alone one night with Legolas
Oh, He has such a sexy ass
Hey blonde elf you made a bad girl out of me
Hey hey!
I’ve been wrecking havoc with my band
Across the forest across the land
I seen ev’ry hairy human on the way
But their smell and their style
Kind of disgusted me after a while
Take me to them dirty elves every time
Oh, take me to a talan tonight
To do Haldir by the red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Hot ASS Elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Hot ASS Elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Hey listen here
Now the Twins like to double up
And Thranny likes to dominate
Erestor and Glorfy are into voyeur (I tell you)
Oh I’ve got the greatest pleasure
Oh I’ve got my greatest treasure
Damn! Hot ASS Elves you gonna make a bad girl out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Hot ASS elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Hot ASS Elves you make the Tolkien world go round
Get out your arrows and aim!
Oooh yeah them hot ass elves
Hot ass elves
Yeah yeah yeah
Hot ass elves
Yes yes"
Bows before the cheering crowd, and catches Haldir's eye. He mouths "my talan, ten minutes" and winks at her.