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Adult +
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CH 11~Strip Poker, Elven Wine, Jack Daniels and 2 Hot Elves!
Meanwhile, Haldir was walking through the palace and decided that it was rude of him to walk off and leave the Lady unattended. So, he went down stair to the wine cellar and grabbed a bottle of wine.
Haldir walked back up the stairs and on his way he grabbed two wine glasses then made his way to Lady Jenny’s room. He knocked on the door and waited patiently for her to come to the door.
Jenny had just finished changing out of the beautiful Elven dress back into her own clothing. She knew that Haldir and Legolas were arriving soon for there own special party.
She heard a knock at the door and went over to answer it. She opened the door and saw the Elf that just left her abruptly! She was pretty irritated with him and was going to make it known.
With her hands on her hips, “Why isn’t it the Elf that left me all hot and bothered?” said Jenny!
Haldir cheeks got red as he said, “I am very sorry about leaving earlier. Please accept my apology, over this bottle of wine! I will make it up to you later!”
Jenny said flirty, “No, I will make it up to you later!”
She winked and said, “Come on into my pad here, its quite impressive don’t you think?”
Haldir laughed as he answered, “It is very nice, and King Thranduil gave you one of the nicest guest rooms in the palace!”
Jenny said, “Let’s skip the small talk and break open the booze!”
Haldir put the two glasses down on a table and opened the bottle of wine. He poured the liquid into the glasses.
He said, “Here you go, Mi Lady!”
Jenny said sarcastically, “You can drop the Mi Lady stuff and just call me Jenny! Back where I am from, guys don’t call you by, ‘Mi Lady’, they say your name! Say my name, say my name!” (Jenny sang that last part)
Haldir replied concerned, “That is so disrespectful to Elleth’s! Nonetheless, if this is what you wish, then I shall call you by your name and no title. All right Jenny?”
Jenny stated, “That’s better! Let’s play the game called quarters!”
Haldir’s eye rose, “Yes, I recall from earlier! How do you play?”
Jenny grinned, “This is what you do, (she went over and pulled a coin out of her purse) you try to get the quarter in the cup by throwing it on a hard surface and it skims over it. If it lands in the cup the other person has to drink it, if you miss then, they have to drink it.”
He eyed the strange shining object for a moment and knew it must be pretty simple. So he lightly gives the quarter a flick and to his luck it made it in the glass.
Jenny giggled, “O my goodness, you made it! Looks like I have to drink it!”
Jenny took the glass in her hand and tilted it back as she drunk the Elven wine. This went on for hours until they heard a knock at the door. Jenny wondered if that was Chrissy or Legolas. She went over to the door to open it.
(Before Legolas went to meet Jenny)
As Legolas left Lady Chrissy he was making his way to see the sassy and sexy Lady Jenny. On his way up he asked the maidservant get him some Elven wine. The maidservant went and got some of the finest wine in the palace and brought it to him.
Legolas stated, “Please have more brought up to Lady Jenny’s room!”
The maidservant did not question him and replied, “Mi Lord, I will have some brought up momentarily.” She curtsied and went to fill his request.
Legolas walked up to Lady Jenny’s room and knocked on the door. He could hear laughing in side and Haldir came to the door.
Haldir implied drunkenly, “Your late, your majesty!” Legolas smiled and pushed his friend aside.
Jenny stumbled over, “Prince Legolas, please come into my room!” as bowed and about fell over because she was so drunk!
Legolas went over to her quickly and help the drunken maiden up.
He grinned, “I guess I have some catching up to do.” as he popped open his bottle of wine that he brought up with him and poured him a drink.
Jenny asked, “Pu-leaze, join us for a little game of quarters.” as her speech started to slur because of the amount of wine that Haldir and her had already drank.
Legolas smirked and joined in on the game as well. Jenny started to get bored of the quarter’s game as they had been playing for hours and started some strip poker.
She said, “Letttss, plaayy a neww gamee?” (Trying to sound drunk)
Haldir and Legolas eyes met at the same time as they wondered what other game she had in store for them.
Legolas said with one eye on Jenny as he tried to focus, “What kind of game is thusss?”
She giggled, “Thisss is a naughty gaammmee!”
Haldir’s eyebrows lifted up when she said the naughty word as he smirked!
Legolas’s ears perked up as well when he heard that word roll over tongue.
Jenny explained to them how strip poker is played.
Haldir and Legolas both laughed as they heard the rules about losing pieces of clothing!
They both agreed and Jenny went over to get her cards out of her purse. On the way there, she tripped over her boots that where lying in the middle of the floor.
Jenny laughed, “Ooopppsss daisyyy!”
Legolas and Haldir went over to the woman as they stumbled over to help her off the floor.
Jenny was laughing so hard that she thought that her bladder was going to explode.
Legolas and Haldir extended a hand to help the cackling maiden to her feet.
The Prince asked, “Are youu alrightt, Mi ladyyy?”
Jenny said, “Haldirr whatt havee weee learnedd todayyy abbboutt callinngg meee miiii laidey?”
Haldir let out a chuckle and turned to his friend to say, “Miiii lady iss nottt whattt shhee wannntss to beee callledd, Jennyyy is it!”
Legolas laughed and said, “Jennyy let’s get on with this game of strip poker.”
Jenny went and got the cards out of her purse. She started to throw everything out to find her deck of cards. Finally she found them buried at the very bottom. She threw her purse to the side and said, “Lettsss…starttt…strrippinnn!
Jenny explained the game again as she dealt out the cards. Haldir and Legolas had no clue on how to play but they put on there best ‘Poker face’!
Haldir threw down first and said, “I’m out!”
Jenny was next to drop her cards and said, “I’m also out!”
Legolas dropped his cards and said, “Full house! I guess the both of you will have to discard a piece of your clothing!”
Jenny giggled and said, “Hey, I am not shy!” She discarded her dress as it fell to the floor.
Legolas and Haldir stared at her disrobed state and at the unusual piece of cloth that held her breast together.
Legolas said, “What is thus? It has birds on your clothing?”
Jenny smiled wickedly, “Thus is a bra! And that bird is dark wing duck!”
Haldir laughed and pulled his shirt off. Jenny stared at his muscles and remembered there time in the bathing room! She slowly sank back into reality when Legolas asked if she had anything to discard into the pile.
Jenny said sharply, “What the hell? I have a royal flush!” She dropped the cards and eyeballed the two undressing males as they removed their tunics.
“This is better then watching porn, I love it!” Jenny giggled!
By the end of the game, the only clothes Jenny had on were her Dark Wing duck panties. Legolas and Haldir were wearing nothing at all and Jenny snuck a peek at the length of the two Elves.
Jenny thought, “Look at the packages, goodness, Yummy!”
She could hardly contain the lengths and longed to ride both of them. But not at the same time as Jenny was somewhat of a Lady!
Jenny gulped down the last of the wine and went to crash in the bed! She looked over at Legolas and Haldir, as they were in the same state as her self.
Jenny asked, “Hhow abouttt the both of you come snuggle in bed with me?” As she pointed at her chest, in a drunken state of mind as she was trying to give them a hint.
They both jumped up at the thought of sleeping in the same bed as the beautiful, half naked maiden beckoning for them.
Haldir jumped in on the right of her and Legolas was on the left. Jenny thought she had died and gone to heaven as her two favorite Elves were on either side of her as she slept.
Legolas held on to one of her breasts as Haldir held on to the other. They all fell fast asleep due to the wine and their festive activities.
Haldir walked back up the stairs and on his way he grabbed two wine glasses then made his way to Lady Jenny’s room. He knocked on the door and waited patiently for her to come to the door.
Jenny had just finished changing out of the beautiful Elven dress back into her own clothing. She knew that Haldir and Legolas were arriving soon for there own special party.
She heard a knock at the door and went over to answer it. She opened the door and saw the Elf that just left her abruptly! She was pretty irritated with him and was going to make it known.
With her hands on her hips, “Why isn’t it the Elf that left me all hot and bothered?” said Jenny!
Haldir cheeks got red as he said, “I am very sorry about leaving earlier. Please accept my apology, over this bottle of wine! I will make it up to you later!”
Jenny said flirty, “No, I will make it up to you later!”
She winked and said, “Come on into my pad here, its quite impressive don’t you think?”
Haldir laughed as he answered, “It is very nice, and King Thranduil gave you one of the nicest guest rooms in the palace!”
Jenny said, “Let’s skip the small talk and break open the booze!”
Haldir put the two glasses down on a table and opened the bottle of wine. He poured the liquid into the glasses.
He said, “Here you go, Mi Lady!”
Jenny said sarcastically, “You can drop the Mi Lady stuff and just call me Jenny! Back where I am from, guys don’t call you by, ‘Mi Lady’, they say your name! Say my name, say my name!” (Jenny sang that last part)
Haldir replied concerned, “That is so disrespectful to Elleth’s! Nonetheless, if this is what you wish, then I shall call you by your name and no title. All right Jenny?”
Jenny stated, “That’s better! Let’s play the game called quarters!”
Haldir’s eye rose, “Yes, I recall from earlier! How do you play?”
Jenny grinned, “This is what you do, (she went over and pulled a coin out of her purse) you try to get the quarter in the cup by throwing it on a hard surface and it skims over it. If it lands in the cup the other person has to drink it, if you miss then, they have to drink it.”
He eyed the strange shining object for a moment and knew it must be pretty simple. So he lightly gives the quarter a flick and to his luck it made it in the glass.
Jenny giggled, “O my goodness, you made it! Looks like I have to drink it!”
Jenny took the glass in her hand and tilted it back as she drunk the Elven wine. This went on for hours until they heard a knock at the door. Jenny wondered if that was Chrissy or Legolas. She went over to the door to open it.
(Before Legolas went to meet Jenny)
As Legolas left Lady Chrissy he was making his way to see the sassy and sexy Lady Jenny. On his way up he asked the maidservant get him some Elven wine. The maidservant went and got some of the finest wine in the palace and brought it to him.
Legolas stated, “Please have more brought up to Lady Jenny’s room!”
The maidservant did not question him and replied, “Mi Lord, I will have some brought up momentarily.” She curtsied and went to fill his request.
Legolas walked up to Lady Jenny’s room and knocked on the door. He could hear laughing in side and Haldir came to the door.
Haldir implied drunkenly, “Your late, your majesty!” Legolas smiled and pushed his friend aside.
Jenny stumbled over, “Prince Legolas, please come into my room!” as bowed and about fell over because she was so drunk!
Legolas went over to her quickly and help the drunken maiden up.
He grinned, “I guess I have some catching up to do.” as he popped open his bottle of wine that he brought up with him and poured him a drink.
Jenny asked, “Pu-leaze, join us for a little game of quarters.” as her speech started to slur because of the amount of wine that Haldir and her had already drank.
Legolas smirked and joined in on the game as well. Jenny started to get bored of the quarter’s game as they had been playing for hours and started some strip poker.
She said, “Letttss, plaayy a neww gamee?” (Trying to sound drunk)
Haldir and Legolas eyes met at the same time as they wondered what other game she had in store for them.
Legolas said with one eye on Jenny as he tried to focus, “What kind of game is thusss?”
She giggled, “Thisss is a naughty gaammmee!”
Haldir’s eyebrows lifted up when she said the naughty word as he smirked!
Legolas’s ears perked up as well when he heard that word roll over tongue.
Jenny explained to them how strip poker is played.
Haldir and Legolas both laughed as they heard the rules about losing pieces of clothing!
They both agreed and Jenny went over to get her cards out of her purse. On the way there, she tripped over her boots that where lying in the middle of the floor.
Jenny laughed, “Ooopppsss daisyyy!”
Legolas and Haldir went over to the woman as they stumbled over to help her off the floor.
Jenny was laughing so hard that she thought that her bladder was going to explode.
Legolas and Haldir extended a hand to help the cackling maiden to her feet.
The Prince asked, “Are youu alrightt, Mi ladyyy?”
Jenny said, “Haldirr whatt havee weee learnedd todayyy abbboutt callinngg meee miiii laidey?”
Haldir let out a chuckle and turned to his friend to say, “Miiii lady iss nottt whattt shhee wannntss to beee callledd, Jennyyy is it!”
Legolas laughed and said, “Jennyy let’s get on with this game of strip poker.”
Jenny went and got the cards out of her purse. She started to throw everything out to find her deck of cards. Finally she found them buried at the very bottom. She threw her purse to the side and said, “Lettsss…starttt…strrippinnn!
Jenny explained the game again as she dealt out the cards. Haldir and Legolas had no clue on how to play but they put on there best ‘Poker face’!
Haldir threw down first and said, “I’m out!”
Jenny was next to drop her cards and said, “I’m also out!”
Legolas dropped his cards and said, “Full house! I guess the both of you will have to discard a piece of your clothing!”
Jenny giggled and said, “Hey, I am not shy!” She discarded her dress as it fell to the floor.
Legolas and Haldir stared at her disrobed state and at the unusual piece of cloth that held her breast together.
Legolas said, “What is thus? It has birds on your clothing?”
Jenny smiled wickedly, “Thus is a bra! And that bird is dark wing duck!”
Haldir laughed and pulled his shirt off. Jenny stared at his muscles and remembered there time in the bathing room! She slowly sank back into reality when Legolas asked if she had anything to discard into the pile.
Jenny said sharply, “What the hell? I have a royal flush!” She dropped the cards and eyeballed the two undressing males as they removed their tunics.
“This is better then watching porn, I love it!” Jenny giggled!
By the end of the game, the only clothes Jenny had on were her Dark Wing duck panties. Legolas and Haldir were wearing nothing at all and Jenny snuck a peek at the length of the two Elves.
Jenny thought, “Look at the packages, goodness, Yummy!”
She could hardly contain the lengths and longed to ride both of them. But not at the same time as Jenny was somewhat of a Lady!
Jenny gulped down the last of the wine and went to crash in the bed! She looked over at Legolas and Haldir, as they were in the same state as her self.
Jenny asked, “Hhow abouttt the both of you come snuggle in bed with me?” As she pointed at her chest, in a drunken state of mind as she was trying to give them a hint.
They both jumped up at the thought of sleeping in the same bed as the beautiful, half naked maiden beckoning for them.
Haldir jumped in on the right of her and Legolas was on the left. Jenny thought she had died and gone to heaven as her two favorite Elves were on either side of her as she slept.
Legolas held on to one of her breasts as Haldir held on to the other. They all fell fast asleep due to the wine and their festive activities.