The Corruption and Degredation of Mary Sue
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Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
42
Views:
1,616
Reviews:
46
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Failed Bid to Win
Chapter 10: Failed Bid to Win
“And I win againaid aid Haldir, smiling intently at Kalina. He still had most of his clothes on. Aragorn and Legolas were still wearing boots and trousers and had both folded this round. Kalina, by contrast, was down to a very skimpy red lace thong. She’d strategically covered her breasts with her hair since there had been unanimous complaints about the distractive nature of her cleavage in that clear a view.
“The fuck you do,” snarled Kalina. There was no way she believed that Haldir had just won the last four hands without cheating. However she hadn’t managed to catch him in the act and after all the other carnage today Kalina decided to be cautious before deciding on a violent course of action.
“Strip! Strip for me, wank fodder!” ordered Haldir.
“Not bloody likely if you’re going to talk like that,” retorted Kalina.
“Haldir won, Kalina. You know the rules,” said Legolas, grinning.
“What, you trust that cunt?” she yelled, feeling mildly betrayed.
“No! We’re just your loyal perverts,” said Aragorn.
“If you won’t strip off we’ll do it for you,” threatened Legolas. The four of them were sitting on the carpet beside the bed
in a circle. The elf began to crawl towards Kalina and grabbed her ankle as she tried to kick him.
“OI! Let go!” screeched Kalina, trying to kick him in the head with her other foot. Legolas managed to grab hold of that ankle too as Aragorn leaped forward and straddled Kalina’s waist, leaning his weight forward and pinning her arms. “I’m going to fucking castrate all of you if you don’t release me!!!!!!” she screamed, wriggling frantically without much success.
“Haldir! Grab her ankles!!” said Legolas. Haldir hurried over and swiftly pinned Kalina’s legs down as Legolas grabbed
hold of her underwear.
“What’s going on in here?” demanded Celebelen, suddenly bursting in just as Legolas wrenched down Kalina’s underwear. She covered her mouth with her hands and her eyes opened in horror as she took in the sight of an attractive young elf being forcibly pinned down and stripped by a human, an elf, and her beloved Legolas.
“By Nienna’s dripping cunt, Aragorn! You said you locked the door!!!” screamed Kalina.
“I’m sorry! I forgot!” he snapped, more intent on keeping Kalina subdued now that her temper was flaring.
“I WAITED FOR YOU FOR HOURS IN MY CHAMBER AND YOU DIDN’T ARRIVE! AND NOW I KNOW WHY!!! I HATE YOU! YOU’VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!” screamed Celebelen. She picked up a convenient knife and threw it vaguely in Legolas’s direction. It missed wildly and sunk into Kalina’s bedding.
“MY FUCKING SHEETS! RIGHT! YOU’RE DEAD!! GET OFF ME YOU FUCKS!!! SHE’S DESTROYED MY PROPERTY AND MUST PAY!!” Kalina’s voice shook through the room as she managed to break one arm free from Aragorn’s grip and start throttling him.
“RUN YOU MORON!!” screamed Haldir, jumping off Kalina and almost throwing Celebelen out of the door before slamming it shut and locking it. He stood in its way as Aragorn released Kalina in exchange for the ability to breathe again. Legolas
swiftly scuttled backwards as Kalina stood up, seething.
“Kalina…” said Legolas tentatively. She glared at him, then noticed something out of the corner of her eye. A card slipped out of Haldir’s sleeve and fluttered to the floor. A deathly silence filled the room, interrupted only by Celebelen wailing outside.
“Don’t do it! THINK OF THE DIPLOMATIC CONSEQUENCES!!!” wailed Aragorn.
“Oh don’t worry,” said Kalina, still naked. She stood in front of Haldir who was trembling visibly and grabbed his collar, wrenching his face close to hers. “I’m not going to kill you. Not if you do what I tell you.”
In the background Aragorn and Legolas’s breathing increased in tandem and they both shifted to try and make their trousers more comfortable.
“What do you want?” said Haldir, finding himself irritatingly aroused even as he feared for his life.
“Go subdue that little wench so she doesn’t scream the fucking place down,” hissed Kalina. She then turned and walked over to her bedside table and pulled out a small vial filled with white crystalline rocks. “Put this in a pipe and get her to smoke it. She’ll be out for hours and knowing humans, she’ll probably get hooked which means she’ll keep herself perpetually fucked, thus ridding us of the problem. And you, being a cheating and perverted cunt get the honours of doing so.” Kalina smiled and handed the vial to Haldir.
“What the fuck is that?” asked Legolas.
“It’s something orcs smoke. They call it crack. I only keep it around for situations like this where inflicting a cruel addiction is done for the greater good,” explained Kalina.
“That… isn’t as bad as I expected it to be, actually,” said Haldir cautiously.
“Then go!” Haldir jumped at Kalina’s harsh retort. Aragorn passed him his pipe.
“Do it,” he said solemnly. Legolas nodded in agreement.
“It will be done for the greater good,” he added.
“Oh fuck off,” said Haldir, rolling his eyes. He opened the door and departed to find the weeping human.
“And I win againaid aid Haldir, smiling intently at Kalina. He still had most of his clothes on. Aragorn and Legolas were still wearing boots and trousers and had both folded this round. Kalina, by contrast, was down to a very skimpy red lace thong. She’d strategically covered her breasts with her hair since there had been unanimous complaints about the distractive nature of her cleavage in that clear a view.
“The fuck you do,” snarled Kalina. There was no way she believed that Haldir had just won the last four hands without cheating. However she hadn’t managed to catch him in the act and after all the other carnage today Kalina decided to be cautious before deciding on a violent course of action.
“Strip! Strip for me, wank fodder!” ordered Haldir.
“Not bloody likely if you’re going to talk like that,” retorted Kalina.
“Haldir won, Kalina. You know the rules,” said Legolas, grinning.
“What, you trust that cunt?” she yelled, feeling mildly betrayed.
“No! We’re just your loyal perverts,” said Aragorn.
“If you won’t strip off we’ll do it for you,” threatened Legolas. The four of them were sitting on the carpet beside the bed
in a circle. The elf began to crawl towards Kalina and grabbed her ankle as she tried to kick him.
“OI! Let go!” screeched Kalina, trying to kick him in the head with her other foot. Legolas managed to grab hold of that ankle too as Aragorn leaped forward and straddled Kalina’s waist, leaning his weight forward and pinning her arms. “I’m going to fucking castrate all of you if you don’t release me!!!!!!” she screamed, wriggling frantically without much success.
“Haldir! Grab her ankles!!” said Legolas. Haldir hurried over and swiftly pinned Kalina’s legs down as Legolas grabbed
hold of her underwear.
“What’s going on in here?” demanded Celebelen, suddenly bursting in just as Legolas wrenched down Kalina’s underwear. She covered her mouth with her hands and her eyes opened in horror as she took in the sight of an attractive young elf being forcibly pinned down and stripped by a human, an elf, and her beloved Legolas.
“By Nienna’s dripping cunt, Aragorn! You said you locked the door!!!” screamed Kalina.
“I’m sorry! I forgot!” he snapped, more intent on keeping Kalina subdued now that her temper was flaring.
“I WAITED FOR YOU FOR HOURS IN MY CHAMBER AND YOU DIDN’T ARRIVE! AND NOW I KNOW WHY!!! I HATE YOU! YOU’VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!” screamed Celebelen. She picked up a convenient knife and threw it vaguely in Legolas’s direction. It missed wildly and sunk into Kalina’s bedding.
“MY FUCKING SHEETS! RIGHT! YOU’RE DEAD!! GET OFF ME YOU FUCKS!!! SHE’S DESTROYED MY PROPERTY AND MUST PAY!!” Kalina’s voice shook through the room as she managed to break one arm free from Aragorn’s grip and start throttling him.
“RUN YOU MORON!!” screamed Haldir, jumping off Kalina and almost throwing Celebelen out of the door before slamming it shut and locking it. He stood in its way as Aragorn released Kalina in exchange for the ability to breathe again. Legolas
swiftly scuttled backwards as Kalina stood up, seething.
“Kalina…” said Legolas tentatively. She glared at him, then noticed something out of the corner of her eye. A card slipped out of Haldir’s sleeve and fluttered to the floor. A deathly silence filled the room, interrupted only by Celebelen wailing outside.
“Don’t do it! THINK OF THE DIPLOMATIC CONSEQUENCES!!!” wailed Aragorn.
“Oh don’t worry,” said Kalina, still naked. She stood in front of Haldir who was trembling visibly and grabbed his collar, wrenching his face close to hers. “I’m not going to kill you. Not if you do what I tell you.”
In the background Aragorn and Legolas’s breathing increased in tandem and they both shifted to try and make their trousers more comfortable.
“What do you want?” said Haldir, finding himself irritatingly aroused even as he feared for his life.
“Go subdue that little wench so she doesn’t scream the fucking place down,” hissed Kalina. She then turned and walked over to her bedside table and pulled out a small vial filled with white crystalline rocks. “Put this in a pipe and get her to smoke it. She’ll be out for hours and knowing humans, she’ll probably get hooked which means she’ll keep herself perpetually fucked, thus ridding us of the problem. And you, being a cheating and perverted cunt get the honours of doing so.” Kalina smiled and handed the vial to Haldir.
“What the fuck is that?” asked Legolas.
“It’s something orcs smoke. They call it crack. I only keep it around for situations like this where inflicting a cruel addiction is done for the greater good,” explained Kalina.
“That… isn’t as bad as I expected it to be, actually,” said Haldir cautiously.
“Then go!” Haldir jumped at Kalina’s harsh retort. Aragorn passed him his pipe.
“Do it,” he said solemnly. Legolas nodded in agreement.
“It will be done for the greater good,” he added.
“Oh fuck off,” said Haldir, rolling his eyes. He opened the door and departed to find the weeping human.