Return Of The King Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,038
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Chapter 8
Legolas: I relized there was alot of evil laughter in the last chapter so please lets try to keep that to a Mimumm in this one
Aragron: But I wanted to laugh evil like when the crown was put on my head can I do that at lest?
Legolas: Alright but thats it!!!!!!
Everyone else: Fine!
Legolas: So anywas Frodo was finally brought back to the world of the living into another bright room only this time in Gondor. He sits up and (OHHH I love this Part!!!)Seees Gandalf OH (Tears up!)
Frodo: *says all slow and deep* Gand alf! *he couldn't believe it* Am I dead?
Gandalf:* HAHA* No My dear Lad your very alife and I am happy to see it! *he picked Frodo up and gave him a massive Hug!*
Frodo: Im happy to see you too Gandalf! *Pats him on the back*
Gandalf: *sets him down* Sorry I am just so proud of you little guy! *Then the door comes open and Merry and Pippin rushes in and LEAP On the bed and huggle him*
Frodo: Have you gotten taller and your hair seems much fuller since the last time I saw the two of you.
Merry: Oh you noticed
Pippin: It was nothing
Then Gimli comes in and leaps on the bed
Then I come in and leaped on the bed
Then Aragron came in and Leaped on the bed.
Then Sam Came in and Leaped On the bed. The bed Broke though because of all our wait we just laughed and laughed tell our sides were sour.
Gandalf: OK everyone off the Hobbit
We all got off and noticed he had his eyes closed like he was dead we all began to fear we smothered him.
Legolas: Frodo? *we all hovered over him*
Frodo: BLah!!!! *he says and scares us all.*
Sam: Oh don't do that
Gandalf: Trying to give me a Heart ATTAck *BAPS HIM*
Frodo: ouch!*sinckers* Sorry I couldn't help myself.
Gandalf: Well everyone let the Hobbits rest for awhile because tomrrow your going to be honred with great honner and anyone would need some rest before that.*He hered everyone out but Sam*
Pippin&Merry: Frodo's alife alife alife alife * dance around in curicles infront of the door*
Legolas: * gazes out over the plains of Gondor the sky was blue it looked nice when evil wasn't around. I sat upon the high wall and gazed up into the blue sky it was about time I got some rest after all that crazyness.*
Pippin: What you doing Legolas?
Legolas: Resting whats it look like?
Pippin: Oh how come? *he was dressed in his gard of gondor atire*
Legolas: Because believe it or not I am tired
Pippin: Why?
Legolas: cause I just got done in Battle
Pippin: Oh yeah *stands there and stares at me*
Legolas: What is it Pippin?
Pippin: How come I have this need to push you off the wall?
Legolas: *Thinks OH Crap he must of remembered me stealing his Pipe* Well Um I don't know * I says and get up
Pippin: OH I don't think so!!! * takes me by the hair and dangles me over the wall.
Legolas: You know Pippin I am not afread of hightes.
Pippin: Yes but your going to be afread when you hit the ground you pipe stealing elf! *Drops me watches me fall his eye twitching*
Merry: What ON The Great Blue wale did you do that for!?*Says rushing over!*
Pippin: if you remeber he stole my lovely Pipe. I forgive him now since I got Aragrons and its really big see *pulls it out it went all the way to the ground*
Merry: So why did you toss him over.
Pippin: For a little exsprment I am conducting I am glad your wittness to this.
Legolas: * As I fall and fall and fall and fall because this was a really high drop suddenly I feel something catch me and bring me back up like a huge gust of wind and set me on my feet behind Pippin*
Pippin: SEE what I mean * He says pointing to me talking to Merry* He is really Imortal not just shot me drop me off a cliff I die.Cut off my head I bleed and there is no more you know I don't even think this hurts Legolas * Kicks me in the shin.*
Legolas: Ouch Of course I have feeling * I say and wake him in the head*
Pippin: Ow ok so that theroy was wrong.
Legolas: I am done with your stupid exspriments go Bug Aragron Pippin! * I say and walk away*
Pippin: NOOO your fun * he says comeing after me I run away again*
Frodo: This is boring Sam the first time I wake up I have to be bed ridden and I don't even have any mud!
Sam: Well you could always sneak out into the Gondor Gardens and make some.
Frodo: Good Idea!*he says and flings the covers back and leaps out of bed* Man these hospitle gowns are breezie in the back*
Sam: *Blushes* Thats because there is no backs on them see * He turns around*
Frodo: *Blushes* Ok then lets just act like we don't know there there and lets get out into the mud!* He says putting a finger in the air he and Sam go out into the Gardens and Sam turns on the sprinklers to get some mud going and Frodo starts to clump some mud together he hums to himself*
Sam: *Stars to help him again soon they get a pretty good life sized scupltuer of me this time* Wow who could of though Legolas would look good as Mud.
Frodo: I'd say I agree with you!
Gardener Person: Yeah I agree too
Frodo and Sam: *look up and smile sheepishly*
Gardener: You get away with it cause your the savoirs of Middle Earth don't worry * He says and pats them both on the head*
Frodo: *breaths a sigh of relife*
Gandalf: What in the summer saugaes are you doing out here in the Mud! Its time to get you ready for your honnering and here you are playing in the dirt like children your all dirty now you'll have to have a bath before the celberition can go on awww you Hobbits!* He says picks them up under both arms and takes them to the washing room*
MEAN WHILE PIPPIN LOOKING FOR ME!!!
Pippin: Legolas here Legolas Legolas * He comes into the Garden and sees the Statue!* HA I found you now! *squrits Koolaid on the Statue and makes it look like its bleeding* Hey this is a mud thing its fake Thats Clever of Legolas but Now I know he is Hidden in side the mud!*Sticks his hand into on of the legs and it crumbles*
Frodo: *comes out from the bath with a towle and soap on his head* NOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL you you awwww *Kicks Pippin in the shin then slings him over his knee and gives him a spanking to never forget* You know how hard Sam and I worked on that you &^%!@$%^%
Pippin: Frodo I am sorry I thought it was Legolas in a costom of mud!(he says rubbing his bum*)
Frodo: Why in hills bills would the real Legoals ever touch mud think Hobbit think!* says pointing at Pippin's head.
Pippin: But why are you out here in your towle uh oh Gandalf is coming.
Frodo: *turns around and sees a mad looking Gandalf with his sleeves rolled up* Uh Oh * looks for a place to hide hides under his towle in the dirt*
Pippin: *makes his get away*
Gandalf: Hmmm I wonder where Frodo could be *Not under a rock not under a bench, But once again IN THE MUD!!!!!! *Picks Frodo up by his scruff* How dare you hide from me and how dare you leave the bath now you'll have to be washed again and the celebration post ponded even more! *carries Frodo back to the bath and plops him in and washes him off again quickly this time and gets him in his Meithril Shirt and dose like wise to Sam."NOW you two be on your best behavor understand" He says getting eye level with both*
Frodo&Sam: *Nod*
Gandalf: Good * he leads them out the door to the celebration were everyone had been waiting for 3 hour now but thanks to the BackStreet Boys Concert people were well entertained but were even more exsited to see Frodo and Sam they cheered and clapped and Sung praises to Frodo and Sam
"Frodo and Sam Sam and Frodo went to Mordor and Destroyed the ring a ling ling! We are forever greatfull now we shall eat grapes with happyness never fear Frodo and Sam are here the savoirs of all Middle Earth we sing and dance with great Merth!With lerth and terth and la la la la la Frodo and Sam Sam Frodo and Sam they are the Man! But there not Men they Are HOBBITS YEAH! Hobbits who destroyed the one ring a ling ling ling ding ding! dong ding dong Frodo and Sam!"
Fire works went off and Spelled there names in the sky.
Frodo and Sam: Oh thats awsome!
Then Agaron got to finally have his crown which Frodo had the honner of handing it to Gandalf *NOT Gimli Frodo did!*
Gandalf: Put it on his head
Aragron: This day dose not belong to just me but to Frodo and Sam as well Let us together rebuild this world so that we may live in the days of Peace mwahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaha I have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Ouch ok thats was a little loud Aragon.
Aragron: Shut it blondie I am King now so there *stinks tounge out at me Then begans to sing in Elven and flower peddles rain from the sky*
Pippin: Pretty*Eyes me hiddein the croweds of Elves that came to hide Arewn hehehe we are sneakie!* (There Aragron got his evil laugh before this page runs out and!so he wouldn't keep bugging me)
Aragron: But I wanted to laugh evil like when the crown was put on my head can I do that at lest?
Legolas: Alright but thats it!!!!!!
Everyone else: Fine!
Legolas: So anywas Frodo was finally brought back to the world of the living into another bright room only this time in Gondor. He sits up and (OHHH I love this Part!!!)Seees Gandalf OH (Tears up!)
Frodo: *says all slow and deep* Gand alf! *he couldn't believe it* Am I dead?
Gandalf:* HAHA* No My dear Lad your very alife and I am happy to see it! *he picked Frodo up and gave him a massive Hug!*
Frodo: Im happy to see you too Gandalf! *Pats him on the back*
Gandalf: *sets him down* Sorry I am just so proud of you little guy! *Then the door comes open and Merry and Pippin rushes in and LEAP On the bed and huggle him*
Frodo: Have you gotten taller and your hair seems much fuller since the last time I saw the two of you.
Merry: Oh you noticed
Pippin: It was nothing
Then Gimli comes in and leaps on the bed
Then I come in and leaped on the bed
Then Aragron came in and Leaped on the bed.
Then Sam Came in and Leaped On the bed. The bed Broke though because of all our wait we just laughed and laughed tell our sides were sour.
Gandalf: OK everyone off the Hobbit
We all got off and noticed he had his eyes closed like he was dead we all began to fear we smothered him.
Legolas: Frodo? *we all hovered over him*
Frodo: BLah!!!! *he says and scares us all.*
Sam: Oh don't do that
Gandalf: Trying to give me a Heart ATTAck *BAPS HIM*
Frodo: ouch!*sinckers* Sorry I couldn't help myself.
Gandalf: Well everyone let the Hobbits rest for awhile because tomrrow your going to be honred with great honner and anyone would need some rest before that.*He hered everyone out but Sam*
Pippin&Merry: Frodo's alife alife alife alife * dance around in curicles infront of the door*
Legolas: * gazes out over the plains of Gondor the sky was blue it looked nice when evil wasn't around. I sat upon the high wall and gazed up into the blue sky it was about time I got some rest after all that crazyness.*
Pippin: What you doing Legolas?
Legolas: Resting whats it look like?
Pippin: Oh how come? *he was dressed in his gard of gondor atire*
Legolas: Because believe it or not I am tired
Pippin: Why?
Legolas: cause I just got done in Battle
Pippin: Oh yeah *stands there and stares at me*
Legolas: What is it Pippin?
Pippin: How come I have this need to push you off the wall?
Legolas: *Thinks OH Crap he must of remembered me stealing his Pipe* Well Um I don't know * I says and get up
Pippin: OH I don't think so!!! * takes me by the hair and dangles me over the wall.
Legolas: You know Pippin I am not afread of hightes.
Pippin: Yes but your going to be afread when you hit the ground you pipe stealing elf! *Drops me watches me fall his eye twitching*
Merry: What ON The Great Blue wale did you do that for!?*Says rushing over!*
Pippin: if you remeber he stole my lovely Pipe. I forgive him now since I got Aragrons and its really big see *pulls it out it went all the way to the ground*
Merry: So why did you toss him over.
Pippin: For a little exsprment I am conducting I am glad your wittness to this.
Legolas: * As I fall and fall and fall and fall because this was a really high drop suddenly I feel something catch me and bring me back up like a huge gust of wind and set me on my feet behind Pippin*
Pippin: SEE what I mean * He says pointing to me talking to Merry* He is really Imortal not just shot me drop me off a cliff I die.Cut off my head I bleed and there is no more you know I don't even think this hurts Legolas * Kicks me in the shin.*
Legolas: Ouch Of course I have feeling * I say and wake him in the head*
Pippin: Ow ok so that theroy was wrong.
Legolas: I am done with your stupid exspriments go Bug Aragron Pippin! * I say and walk away*
Pippin: NOOO your fun * he says comeing after me I run away again*
Frodo: This is boring Sam the first time I wake up I have to be bed ridden and I don't even have any mud!
Sam: Well you could always sneak out into the Gondor Gardens and make some.
Frodo: Good Idea!*he says and flings the covers back and leaps out of bed* Man these hospitle gowns are breezie in the back*
Sam: *Blushes* Thats because there is no backs on them see * He turns around*
Frodo: *Blushes* Ok then lets just act like we don't know there there and lets get out into the mud!* He says putting a finger in the air he and Sam go out into the Gardens and Sam turns on the sprinklers to get some mud going and Frodo starts to clump some mud together he hums to himself*
Sam: *Stars to help him again soon they get a pretty good life sized scupltuer of me this time* Wow who could of though Legolas would look good as Mud.
Frodo: I'd say I agree with you!
Gardener Person: Yeah I agree too
Frodo and Sam: *look up and smile sheepishly*
Gardener: You get away with it cause your the savoirs of Middle Earth don't worry * He says and pats them both on the head*
Frodo: *breaths a sigh of relife*
Gandalf: What in the summer saugaes are you doing out here in the Mud! Its time to get you ready for your honnering and here you are playing in the dirt like children your all dirty now you'll have to have a bath before the celberition can go on awww you Hobbits!* He says picks them up under both arms and takes them to the washing room*
MEAN WHILE PIPPIN LOOKING FOR ME!!!
Pippin: Legolas here Legolas Legolas * He comes into the Garden and sees the Statue!* HA I found you now! *squrits Koolaid on the Statue and makes it look like its bleeding* Hey this is a mud thing its fake Thats Clever of Legolas but Now I know he is Hidden in side the mud!*Sticks his hand into on of the legs and it crumbles*
Frodo: *comes out from the bath with a towle and soap on his head* NOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL you you awwww *Kicks Pippin in the shin then slings him over his knee and gives him a spanking to never forget* You know how hard Sam and I worked on that you &^%!@$%^%
Pippin: Frodo I am sorry I thought it was Legolas in a costom of mud!(he says rubbing his bum*)
Frodo: Why in hills bills would the real Legoals ever touch mud think Hobbit think!* says pointing at Pippin's head.
Pippin: But why are you out here in your towle uh oh Gandalf is coming.
Frodo: *turns around and sees a mad looking Gandalf with his sleeves rolled up* Uh Oh * looks for a place to hide hides under his towle in the dirt*
Pippin: *makes his get away*
Gandalf: Hmmm I wonder where Frodo could be *Not under a rock not under a bench, But once again IN THE MUD!!!!!! *Picks Frodo up by his scruff* How dare you hide from me and how dare you leave the bath now you'll have to be washed again and the celebration post ponded even more! *carries Frodo back to the bath and plops him in and washes him off again quickly this time and gets him in his Meithril Shirt and dose like wise to Sam."NOW you two be on your best behavor understand" He says getting eye level with both*
Frodo&Sam: *Nod*
Gandalf: Good * he leads them out the door to the celebration were everyone had been waiting for 3 hour now but thanks to the BackStreet Boys Concert people were well entertained but were even more exsited to see Frodo and Sam they cheered and clapped and Sung praises to Frodo and Sam
"Frodo and Sam Sam and Frodo went to Mordor and Destroyed the ring a ling ling! We are forever greatfull now we shall eat grapes with happyness never fear Frodo and Sam are here the savoirs of all Middle Earth we sing and dance with great Merth!With lerth and terth and la la la la la Frodo and Sam Sam Frodo and Sam they are the Man! But there not Men they Are HOBBITS YEAH! Hobbits who destroyed the one ring a ling ling ling ding ding! dong ding dong Frodo and Sam!"
Fire works went off and Spelled there names in the sky.
Frodo and Sam: Oh thats awsome!
Then Agaron got to finally have his crown which Frodo had the honner of handing it to Gandalf *NOT Gimli Frodo did!*
Gandalf: Put it on his head
Aragron: This day dose not belong to just me but to Frodo and Sam as well Let us together rebuild this world so that we may live in the days of Peace mwahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaha I have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Ouch ok thats was a little loud Aragon.
Aragron: Shut it blondie I am King now so there *stinks tounge out at me Then begans to sing in Elven and flower peddles rain from the sky*
Pippin: Pretty*Eyes me hiddein the croweds of Elves that came to hide Arewn hehehe we are sneakie!* (There Aragron got his evil laugh before this page runs out and!so he wouldn't keep bugging me)