Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,394
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 8
Legolas: SO FINALLY AFTER 10 WEEKS! The Hobbits finally come to Bree No wonder they missed Gandalf he was probably tired of waiting for them then agian by now only Frodo remember why they had set out in the frist place.
Sam: so whats this place called agian?
Frodo: Bree.
Sam: Beer?
Frodo: No Bree where the Inn of The Prancying Pony is.
Sam: There is Beer in the Inn.
Merry: (laughs about the name agian)
Legolas: OK and so they finally come to the Inn lots of stuff happens there Frodo dose a table dance not being very slick he slips off the table and some how the ring was on his finger and he fanished and scared the crap out of everyone but the stinky Strider guy in the corner.
Strider: Hey!
Legolas: No talking to the Narotator!
Strider: The what?
Legolas: No talking to the person telling the story!!!
Strider: Oh alright! (Anyways Strider watches untill Frodo is visable and then grabs him by the shirt coller and puts him up on the cyleing) YOU FOOL WHAT AWAY TO BRING ATTINTION TO YOURSELF! (everyone in the Inn turns to see what the shouting was about.) Strider: (smiles sheepishly)Oh Um nothing to see here sorry ( granbs Frodo and tosses him up the steps then pushes him into a room really hard causeing him to fall)
Frodo: Hey quite your shoveing sheesh! (says standing up)
Strider: Oh sorry about that are you ok Little Guy sometimes I just don't think.
Frodo: Yes I think I'll be ok but who are you and what do you want with me?
Strider: That is no Terket you carry,
Frodo: I don't carry a Treket its a Ring silly!
Strider: Well of course thats why im here Gandalf has been held up so Im taking over for awhile. (Then Merry Sam and Pippin burst in)
Sam: Let him go or I'll ripp you limb from limb Longshanks!
Strider: Woo your one little brave hobbit there but it won't save you there coming Frodo your lucky you even just got in here come Stay with me tonight you'll be saver.
Frodo: Whos coming and how should I trust you.
Strider: Cause I could have killed you already (pulls out his sword but it falls from the helt and Merry and Pippin snicker into there hands) Oh Thats right its broken I could still kill you with me own two hands! Anyways come on enough messing around (he picks up the Hobbits and takes them to his room. He put there beds together and had them lay next to each other while he kept watch.)
Legolas: ( so they get away agian from the ring Nuzgules and go off into the wildrness not before Sam chucks an apple at that one Guy Named Bill and Sam named his Pony after Bill anyways they wonder off into the wildrenss fallowing a Man they just met.Who was kind of stinky and liked to walk for hours with out rest)
Frodo: can we rest yet?
Strider: Are you kidding me we have only been walking for 3 days!
(The other Hobbits are crwaling)
Frodo: yes with no food or rest Come on we have to stop (Frodo falls to his knees)
Strider: Fine a little rest we will rest after we get to Amon Sul its just over there (points to a far of single high Hill)
Legolas: (eats pop corn and drinks some Root Beer) So they rest and Frodo get ashes on Pippin's tomatos. cause they were stupied and lit a fire High on the Look out point and attracked all the Black Riders. Then Frodo gets Stabed cause Strider was off doing who knows what he just left the Hobbits alone long enough to stirr up trouble so he could look really cool and Horice!)
Strider: I was not I was scotting!
Legolas: what ever that means anyways so he fights off all the Black riders then takes Frodo off tords Rivendell.
Sam: so whats this place called agian?
Frodo: Bree.
Sam: Beer?
Frodo: No Bree where the Inn of The Prancying Pony is.
Sam: There is Beer in the Inn.
Merry: (laughs about the name agian)
Legolas: OK and so they finally come to the Inn lots of stuff happens there Frodo dose a table dance not being very slick he slips off the table and some how the ring was on his finger and he fanished and scared the crap out of everyone but the stinky Strider guy in the corner.
Strider: Hey!
Legolas: No talking to the Narotator!
Strider: The what?
Legolas: No talking to the person telling the story!!!
Strider: Oh alright! (Anyways Strider watches untill Frodo is visable and then grabs him by the shirt coller and puts him up on the cyleing) YOU FOOL WHAT AWAY TO BRING ATTINTION TO YOURSELF! (everyone in the Inn turns to see what the shouting was about.) Strider: (smiles sheepishly)Oh Um nothing to see here sorry ( granbs Frodo and tosses him up the steps then pushes him into a room really hard causeing him to fall)
Frodo: Hey quite your shoveing sheesh! (says standing up)
Strider: Oh sorry about that are you ok Little Guy sometimes I just don't think.
Frodo: Yes I think I'll be ok but who are you and what do you want with me?
Strider: That is no Terket you carry,
Frodo: I don't carry a Treket its a Ring silly!
Strider: Well of course thats why im here Gandalf has been held up so Im taking over for awhile. (Then Merry Sam and Pippin burst in)
Sam: Let him go or I'll ripp you limb from limb Longshanks!
Strider: Woo your one little brave hobbit there but it won't save you there coming Frodo your lucky you even just got in here come Stay with me tonight you'll be saver.
Frodo: Whos coming and how should I trust you.
Strider: Cause I could have killed you already (pulls out his sword but it falls from the helt and Merry and Pippin snicker into there hands) Oh Thats right its broken I could still kill you with me own two hands! Anyways come on enough messing around (he picks up the Hobbits and takes them to his room. He put there beds together and had them lay next to each other while he kept watch.)
Legolas: ( so they get away agian from the ring Nuzgules and go off into the wildrness not before Sam chucks an apple at that one Guy Named Bill and Sam named his Pony after Bill anyways they wonder off into the wildrenss fallowing a Man they just met.Who was kind of stinky and liked to walk for hours with out rest)
Frodo: can we rest yet?
Strider: Are you kidding me we have only been walking for 3 days!
(The other Hobbits are crwaling)
Frodo: yes with no food or rest Come on we have to stop (Frodo falls to his knees)
Strider: Fine a little rest we will rest after we get to Amon Sul its just over there (points to a far of single high Hill)
Legolas: (eats pop corn and drinks some Root Beer) So they rest and Frodo get ashes on Pippin's tomatos. cause they were stupied and lit a fire High on the Look out point and attracked all the Black Riders. Then Frodo gets Stabed cause Strider was off doing who knows what he just left the Hobbits alone long enough to stirr up trouble so he could look really cool and Horice!)
Strider: I was not I was scotting!
Legolas: what ever that means anyways so he fights off all the Black riders then takes Frodo off tords Rivendell.